I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

"Chen Feng? Good name." The bald monk smiled slightly, like a pervert, and said, "The poor monk is called the Three Precepts."

"Three precepts?" I froze for a moment.

The bald monk explained with a smile: "The so-called three precepts are abstaining from killing, abstaining from lust, and abstaining from anger."

I was speechless for a while, and I didn't know who the master of the bald monk was, but he was blind and gave the bald monk such a dharma name. With the posture of the bald monk just now, among the three precepts, which one of the precepts did he accomplish? ?

"Amitabha, can the benefactor need the poor monk to take the benefactor to the hospital?" Monk Sanjie said.

I quickly shook my head: "No, no need!"

I wanted someone to send him to the hospital, but after seeing the brutality of Monk San Jie just now, I directly linked him with the murderous pervert, so I didn't have the guts to send him to the hospital.

"Amitabha, the world of mortals is rolling, and the poor monk is leaving. Donor, see you by fate." After finishing speaking, the monk Sanjie turned and walked out of the villa.

I looked at his back, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, Yaya's legs, it can be regarded as gone, just for a while, I was really worried that the buddy would get excited, pick up the nunchaku and kill me and Yushu. They were all killed.

But how should I put it, although the Sanjie monk is a bit perverted, he did save me anyway, and I am still somewhat grateful to him.

I took out my mobile phone and called 120, but after I hung up, I always felt like something was missing.

I subconsciously looked into the room, and the moment I looked outside through the door of the villa, I was stunned on the spot, Tu Sihai... disappeared!

Chapter 277 This monk is poisonous! 【Second update】

Just now, Tu Sihai was beaten to death by Monk Sanjie, and he was lying in a pool of blood, but now, there is only a pool of blood left in the open space outside, and no one is there!

"Escaped?" I frowned. With such a serious injury on my body, I didn't even think about chasing him.

Besides, with the posture that Monk Sanjie beat Tu Sihai to death just now, it is estimated that Tu Sihai will definitely not be able to come out to mess with me in a while.

But I'm still a little helpless, Tu Sihai has targeted me time and time again, every move is fatal, it's best for him to die, let him run away this time, for me, it will be a disaster after all.

And that bastard is from a cult, judging from this incident, if that son of a bitch really dealt with me, he must be unscrupulous. Everyone around me is in danger!

After waiting for half an hour, the ambulance arrived.

We carried a large group of people into the ambulance, and when we arrived at the hospital, we learned that the Yu family had organized a group to be hospitalized, which immediately alarmed the director.

Fortunately, the dean was smart enough to immediately block the news, strictly ordering the doctors and nurses not to disclose it.

Otherwise, with the influence of the Yu family, if the news of the Yu family group being hospitalized spreads out, let alone Anzhou County, the entire city of Fu will be blown up!

I dragged Yu Shu's family's blessing and was placed in the VIP ward on the top floor of the hospital, but Yu Shu and the others passed out from the invasion of Yin Qi, and the hospital mobilized all the doctors' strength, but they were helpless.

Fortunately, the vital signs were normal. The doctors put Yushu and the others into the ward and left.

Such a big event also alarmed Director Han, and in the middle of the night, Director Han brought a group of police officers to inquire about the situation.

But he and I have known each other for a long time. After talking about what happened, he also understood, said that he would help to suppress the matter, and then left with the police.

I'm covered in gauze, like a mummy, and to be honest, I'm the worst injured of all tonight.

Not to mention anything else, just his hands and back were burned by the red light of the formation, and it hurt to death.

I was not in a hurry to sleep, but went to Yushu's ward with the brush and cinnabar that Director Han had found, and drew a "Qi Gathering Talisman" on each of their backs.

After all, they were attacked by yin qi, and the yin and yang qi in their bodies were out of balance. Although there is no danger for the time being, if the yin qi is not expelled, it will still harm their lives.

In my current situation, I can only use the Qi of heaven and earth gathered by the "Qi Gathering Talisman" to suppress the Yin Qi in their bodies, but this method has some sequelae.

After the qi of heaven and earth suppresses the yin qi, the best way is to expel it through excretion. After they wake up, they will probably have diarrhea for a while.

But diarrhea is better than belching, right?

I also drew a "qi-gathering talisman" for that bastard Li Shiyi. Although that bastard was acting as a shit stick all the time, he still has one life after all. Moreover, he is the son of the Li family after all. If he dies Well, Yushu and the others will also be in trouble.

However, when I drew the "Qi Gathering Talisman" for him, I moved a little bit. When he wakes up, he will have diarrhea for at least a month, which can be regarded as a lesson for him.

After I was done with work, I was exhausted, and when I returned to the ward, I lay on the bed. It wasn't that I didn't want to lie down and sleep, it was because the wound on my back was so painful that my tears would come out when I touched the bed.

In a daze, I fell asleep.

After sleeping until dawn, I was woken up by Director Han's phone call.

I opened my eyes and looked at the time, it was only seven o'clock in the morning.

"Hello, Uncle Han." I connected the phone.

But director Han on the other end of the phone completely confused me with one sentence, he asked: "Xiaofeng, do you know a monk?"

"Monk?"

I was stunned for a few seconds before I realized, could it be the Three Precepts?

After all, that guy is the only one I know who is a monk.

"Well, we caught a monk from the Great Health Service, and he said he knew you." Director Han said, "Why don't you come to the police station and help him pay the fine?"

I couldn't calm down on the spot, Yaya's legs, what health care is there for a monk?

Also, why did I ask Lao Tzu to pay the fine?

"Uncle Han, what does the monk look like?" I asked subconsciously.

"About your age, wearing a white suit." Director Han said.

Immediately I became restless, with this look, it is safe to say that Monk Sanjie did not run away!

But what kind of health care is there for Monk Nima Sanjie to do if he has nothing to do?What about all the four things that the monks agreed to be empty?

That dead bald donkey beat Tu Sihai half to death with a nunchaku last night, then turned around and ran to the health care department.

Damn it, it's purely impurity!

This monk is poisonous!

"Can you come?" I was in pain when Director Han's voice rang through the phone.

"Come on, I'll come right away." I hung up the phone, a pain in the ass, there was nothing I could do, anyway, Monk Sanjie did save me and Yushu last night, this favor will be repaid no matter what.

After a night of sleep, the wounds on my body also recovered a bit. In fact, whether it was the wounds on my back or the wounds on my hands, they were all caused by Yin Qi. I also have a mysterious Yin body, so I recovered faster than normal people.

I said hello to the doctor at the hospital, and then I went out to take a taxi and went straight to the police station.

When I arrived at the police station, I found Director Han and asked him, "Uncle Han, what's going on?"

"What's the matter?" Director Han said with some embarrassment, "Didn't we go to the hospital last night to ask you about your situation? After I left, I received a call from the bureau saying that a hotel near the Central Hospital was reported to have a large health care facility." Activities, seriously disturbing the people, we passed by as close as possible, and then arrested the monk.”

"Disturbing the people?" I was stunned for a moment, I still understand that the big health care was arrested, but what does disturbing the people mean?

Director Han's old face flushed for a while, he sighed, and said, "I've been in the industry for more than ten years, and this is the first time I've heard such a big movement. The whole corridor is full of that woman's screams, don't mention how miserable it is!" Yes, monks are vigorous!"

The corner of my mouth twitched. Monk Sanjie's fighting power is strong enough, even Director Han can admire him.

But I calculated the time carefully, and the monk Sanjie probably went straight to the hotel's health care after leaving the Yujia villa.

He beat Tu Sihai almost to death, he didn't feel any discomfort at all, yet he still thought about turning around and going to the health care center, this monk is really poisonous!

While speaking, I followed Director Han to the detention room. Through the iron railing, I saw Monk Sanjie sitting cross-legged on the ground, with his eyes closed, his hands clasped together, his expression indifferent, and his white suit spotless.

Well, this guy probably changed into a suit before going to the big health care.

"Monk, your protector is here." Director Han probably thought that San Jie was a fake monk, and his words were rude.

Monk Sanjie slowly opened his eyes, smiled when he saw me, and nodded slightly at me: "Amitabha, benefactor, the poor monk said goodbye by fate, I didn't expect the fate to come so quickly."

Chapter 278 Bald donkey, let go of that teacher! 【Third update】

"Master Fate!" I slapped my forehead, Yaya's legs, I really can't bear it!

A dignified monk, the big health care has been seized, why doesn't he feel ashamed at all?

To be honest, if Sanjie hadn't recognized my identity as a Yin hunk at a glance last night, I would definitely suspect that this guy is a fake monk.

This fucking nunchaku hit a cult with a bloody nunchuck on his front foot, and he was caught in the police station on his back foot. Serious monk, who can do such a fucking thing?

"Since you know him, then take him out, but you still have to pay the fine." Director Han said and opened the door with the key.

I didn't refute, and the Sanjie monk in the detention room also got up calmly, and then he put his hands together and bowed to Director Han: "Amitabha, benefactor, before leaving, the poor monk still wants to say something, the situation at that time, It's not what you think, in fact, the poor monk is really exorcising evil spirits for that female benefactor."

I was so fucking crazy on the spot, this line was obviously said by Liu Changge before!

Doing this business, can you be so shameless?

It's obviously a big health care, why do you have to talk about exorcising evil spirits?

"Well, you are powerful enough to exorcise evil spirits, and drive away women's clothes to pieces." Director Han waved his hand at Monk Sanjie.

I was also speechless for a while, can exorcising evil spirits reverberate the screams of women's exorcism throughout the corridor?

Are you fooling me that I didn't study?

"Okay, Chen Feng, follow me to pay the fine." Director Han guessed that he couldn't stand the Sanjie monk anymore, so he turned around and led me towards the place where the fine was paid.

With Director Han on his side, it was easy to pay the fine. Fortunately, I had some extra money to catch ghosts before, so I still have a few thousand dollars.

But as soon as the fine was paid, a police officer hurried over and said to Director Han, "Ju Han, that Monk Hua is making trouble again."

"Three Precepts?" I came to my senses and hurriedly followed Director Han and the policeman to the police station lobby.

A large crowd of people surrounded the police station lobby, noisy.

I followed Director Han and the policeman and squeezed into the crowd, and saw Monk Sanjie dragging a nun in a plain robe, smiling all over his face.

The nun looked to be in her 40s, but she was still short and fat, like a ball.

"Master, did you follow the poor monk?" Monk Sanjie suddenly said with a smile.

I was so fucking crazy on the spot, I slapped my forehead, this monk is so fucking poisonous!

Mingming is about the same age as me, and he won't let go of a 40-year-old teacher. Do you want to be so heavy-handed?

"Damn donkey, let me go, I'm at the police station!" The aunt was so frightened that she probably didn't expect to be so crippled, and there was a little fresh meat monk who was so persistent live yourself!

"Master, you and I belong to the Buddhist sect, why don't we just stay together and exchange Buddhist scriptures in depth?" Monk Sanjie smiled all over his face, holding the master's hand with both hands, making finger marks in a daze, and didn't ask Let go of the meaning.

There was a commotion in the hall, and the onlookers and those who came to deal with the affairs all cursed.

"Fuck, this is a fake monk, isn't it? Comrade police, this fake must be dealt with seriously!"

"It's too heavy, I guess there's a 20-year age difference, right? Can this be done?"

"Beasts! The laws of heaven cannot tolerate it! The world is going downhill!"

……

Hearing those curses, I felt like I was going mad, the corners of my mouth twitched, and the voice of the policeman who brought us here suddenly sounded in my ears: "Ju Han, that mistress is a fake , cheating on the elderly in the street, we caught us, but I didn't expect such a thing to happen, what should we do now?"

When I heard what he said, I became even more uneasy. These days, the real monks have started molesting the fake teachers!

"Chen Feng, he is your friend, what do you think should I do?" Director Han turned his head and asked me.

"He saved me last night, let him go." After I finished speaking, I turned my head to look at Monk Sanjie who had a beastly look on his face, and that dead bald donkey started to grab the fake teacher too. The onlookers exclaimed.

I was so frightened that I stretched out my hand and shouted, "Baldy donkey, let go of that teacher!"

The hall was suddenly quieted by my shout, and the Sanjie monk who was about to start also stopped, turned his head to look at me and hurriedly raised his right hand to his chest: "Amitabha, benefactor, the poor monk and this teacher are so sympathetic, We plan to have an in-depth exchange in the near future.”

"Exchange your uncle! Let go!" I cursed angrily, this monk is really poisonous!

It's fine to play hooligans in the police station, but why do you still look like an eminent monk when you talk about men and women?

But Monk Sanjie didn't let go of the fake teacher, and looked at me seriously: "Benefactor, my teacher and I really cherish each other."

"Pity your sister!" I rushed forward to rescue the fake teacher from the clutches of the monk Sanjie, and the fake teacher was immediately taken aside by the police next to him, but the monk Sanjie stretched out his hand to catch him again. That fake teacher was stopped by me: "Bulk, why don't you come with me?"

At this time, Director Han also came over, and said with a gloomy face: "If you don't leave, do you want to enter the palace again?"

Monk Sanjie's expression froze, he clasped his hands together and nodded to Director Han, and then looked reluctantly at the fake teacher: "Oh, the world is rolling, why doesn't the teacher accompany me?"

After finishing speaking, Monk Sanjie turned around and walked out of the police station.

I slapped on the forehead, a monk with nothing to do, you are a yo-yo in the world of mortals?

I turned around and said hello to Director Han, and then left the police station with Monk Sanjie, but when I stepped out of the police station, I vaguely heard a policeman say to Director Han: "Korean drama, Taolin in the north of the city A dead body was found in the park."

When I walked out of the police station, I saw Monk Sanjie standing on the side of the road with his palms folded, muttering something with a worried expression on his face.

But when I got closer, I heard this dead bald donkey say: "I lost a teacher, and there are thousands of teachers, don't worry, don't worry, the world is rolling, and there are countless teachers." ,Amitabha."