I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

At the entrance of the building, there were two long queues of ghosts, each with a pale, dull expression, and teams of ghost police were patrolling to maintain order on the scene.

"Where is that place?" I subconsciously asked Xiaoliuzi, anyway, Ghost King and Ye Youshen just wanted to take us to stand trial, so there's no reason to say a few words and embarrass us, right?

"Brother, that's the Underworld Inn." Xiaoliuzi explained: "The ghosts that come down from Yangjian will live in the Underworld Inn first, and they will have a chance to go back to Yangjian on the first seven days. You can get a ghost heart at the Huangquan Inn and spend a ghost life in the underworld before being sent to reincarnation."

After a pause, Xiao Liuzi looked at me mournfully: "I'm going, big brother, when is it, do you still have the heart to ask this? When you come to travel at public expense?"

I smiled helplessly: "This is the situation, if you don't look at it, what else can you do?"

I can't help it either, now it's the ghost king Ye Youshen and Chu Jiang Wang Ming who are trying to punish me.The basket has been so big that even the first judge has invited us out to interrogate us. The first judge will definitely not stand aside with King Chu Jiang, but he is doing business, so he can peel us off!

At this time, I hope that the first judge, Cui Yu, can be a little more selfish, at least so that my grandfather and the elders of Shushan can still use the back door to get us a chance, but is this idea possible?

"Brother, you can really see." Xiao Liuzi rolled his eyes at me, and I put my arm around his shoulder and said with a smile, "Xiao Liu, there is a saying in the world, when a beast rapes you, you resist No, then quietly enjoy the thrill of the fork."

"Damn it!" Xiao Liuzi was shocked suddenly, and looked at me with admiration on his face: "As expected of a big brother, you can speak wise words!"

I smiled lightly, seeing Xiao Liuzi's pissing behavior, I guess I haven't been on the Internet much, and I still have too little experience with ghosts in the underworld.

Just as I was stunned, the ghost king behind me slapped me and staggered: "Bastard, who are you calling a beast?"

"Whoever interfaces is who." I glared at him.

Anyway, I'm going all out now, I'm afraid he's an egg!

They can bring out the first judge Cui Yu to interrogate us, my mother is afraid that they will beat me halfway?If the ghost king really dared to beat him up, when he got to Judge Cui, he and Ye Youshen would have to drink a pot first!

This Huangquan road is coming, and I can figure it out. Stretching my head and shrinking my head, I can't hide. Barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes. When the time comes, Judge Cui will really sentence us, then I Just expose the ghost king and the others who harmed Zhou Xiaoqing.

Anyway, the matter has already become serious, so let's go straight to the bigger direction. Judge Cui may not be able to interrogate King Chujiang, but the King of Ghosts will definitely not be able to escape!Even if you let me burp, I will have the blood of Benggui King to fish Zhou Xiaoqing out of the iron tree hell and send him to reincarnation.

"You bastard! You're looking for death!" The ghost king suddenly got angry, and he was about to beat me up with his fists clenched. Your grandson!"

But at this moment, Ye Youshen suddenly grabbed the ghost king: "Ghost king, don't be impulsive, be careful of being fooled by this kid, Cui San hates lynching very much!"

"Hmph!" The ghost king snorted coldly, put down his fist, and stared at me fiercely: "Chen Feng, let me see how arrogant you are when you get to Cui Pan!"

After finishing speaking, the ghost king walked towards the Huangquan Inn. From a distance, when the group of ghost messengers saw the ghost king, they all knelt down on the ground in unison.

The ghost king raised his head and walked like a figure of two, five or eight thousand. He didn't even look at the ghosts, and entered the Huangquan Inn.

After a while, there was a "booming" sound of a car engine in the mist of Yin Qi next to the Huangquan Inn. I followed the sound and saw the mist of Yin Qi parting, and a Land Rover drove towards us.

I was stunned for a moment: "Do you still have cars in the underworld?"

"That's right, we have whatever you burn down in Yangjian." Xiao Liuzi patted his chest and said, "That's an official car, it's pretty rubbish, and the private car in our hands is much better than this, Lamborghini I have dozens of Ferraris, and Lao Wang also has a private jet."

hiss!

I gasped, Yaya's legs, this hell's "civil servant" Tai Te Niang is corrupt!

At this time, the Land Rover stopped in front of us with a "creak", and the driver turned out to be the ghost king!

"Get in the car!" Ghost King said coldly, and Xiao Liuzi Ye Youshen and I got into the car, and the Ghost King started the Land Rover.

The speed of the car was very fast, and the ghost king drove the Land Rover like a mad dog, rampaging all the way in the cloudy fog. This driving skill is a killer on the road, even better than a female driver!

I don't know where he is going to take me, anyway, the surrounding area has been shrouded in a thick mist of Yin Qi, and I can't tell where I am at all.

After driving for about half an hour, the car stopped at the foot of a mountain.

I got out of the car and took a look at the mountain in front of me. I couldn’t see the top of the mountain at a glance. The big one was like a super-sized pyramid. The whole mountain was pitch black. The caves, and the beating green Yinhuo, dotted the whole mountain with ghostly spirit.

"This is the Judgment Peak. Except for the judges on duty in each hall, the rest of the judges are on this mountain, and Cui Juan is on the top of the mountain." Xiao Liuzi took a deep breath as he spoke, put his arms around my shoulders and said, "Brother, let's Once you go up, you probably won’t be able to come down well.”

"I'm afraid of an egg!" I said something to him, and striding towards Juanhun Peak, Ye Youshen's laughter sounded from behind: "What a person who is not afraid of death! He is kind enough!"

Hearing his words, I wish I could turn around and give him a slap in the face, numb, who said that I am not afraid of death?I feel like my legs are shaking when I walk now, is there a way?

If I don't go up, can I still escape?Pretend to know?Even if you die, you have to pretend!

Ghost King Xiaoliuzi and Ye Youshen soon followed. We walked all the way to the peak of Judgment of Souls, and met a lot of ghosts and ghost messengers along the way. When ghost messengers saw us, they all bowed and bowed. Judges, but those judges are a bit high-handed, and they just nod to the ghost king and the others when they are exhausted.

Soon, we arrived at the top of Juanhun Peak. The entire top of the mountain was as big as two football fields, and a towering and majestic palace stood in the middle. It looked like the Forbidden City, but the whole building was dark. A little will-o'-the-wisp fluttered around the corners of the building, exuding a gloomy feeling.

At the gate, there stood two stone lions with glaring eyes, and two rows of ghost messengers in armor with swords in their hands, each of them looked serious and murderous.

At this time, the two black lacquered rivet doors were wide open, and there was a plaque hanging on it, which read: The First Hall of Judges.

As soon as we arrived, more than 20 ghost guards at the door shouted at the same time: "Prisoner, here!"

"Go!" Ghost King pushed me.

Xiao Liuzi and I walked towards the gate, and were stared at by two rows of ghost guards. I felt like my calf was twisting, and my walking was a bit unnatural. My heart beat faster, and I was so scared to death.

But just as we stepped into the gate, before I could recover, Xiao Liuzi next to me suddenly grabbed my arm and whispered, "Damn it, why are all the four judges here?"

Chapter 226 Come, give me a seat

"Four judges?"

I froze for a moment, and then I saw the situation in the judge's hall clearly.

The entire First Judge's Hall is a bit like the ancient yamen in TV dramas, only bigger.There are also a lot of ghosts in the Hall of Judges. Standing in two rows on the left and right, they all exude a strong yin energy, which is obviously much stronger than the ghosts I have seen before.

It's normal to think about it. Mr. Cui Fu is the first judge. Once the case is tried, it must be a special case, and the target is also the kind of ruthless character with a fierce ghost. Live the scene.

Facing me, there is a high platform. Behind the tall long table, a middle-aged man in a red official robe and official hat is sitting on the grand master's chair. He is not arrogant, but a little dark, like sunbathing. It feels like I have been exposed to too much sun, and I still have a long beard on my mouth, which is almost hanging down to my chest. Just sitting there, I can feel a sense of oppression.

I frowned, that guy should be the first judge, Cui Yu, after all, this is his territory, and today's case is being tried by him himself, so he should sit in the main seat.

And under Cui Fujun's left and right tables, there are four ghosts sitting respectively, three of them are dressed like Cui Fujun, wearing official robes and hats, they should be the other three judges.

On the first master chair on the left hand of Mr. Cui Fu, there is a ghost with white beard and white hair sitting in a blue python robe.Sitting upright on the grand teacher's chair, with his eyes closed, there was still a sense of calm and prestige between his brows, and what was even more strange was that he didn't even exude any yin energy from him.

King Chujiang!

My heart sank to the bottom all of a sudden, and after seeing the situation clearly, I also knew why Xiao Liuzi reacted so violently.

The so-called "Four Great Judges" are the Department of Rewarding Good, the Department of Punishment, the Department of Chacha, and Judge Cui. Judge Cui holds the "Life and Death Book" and the Ecstasy Pen in his hand and is the number one judge. The other three judges are equivalent to Judge Cui's right-hand man is responsible for investigating cases and distinguishing between good and evil.

But in terms of status, the three judges are similar to Cui Pan, at least Cui Pan has no right to punish the three of them, otherwise there would be no such thing as "Four Judges".

If you rank all the judges in the underworld, Judge Cui must be the first judge, followed by the three major judges, and then the other judges.

Although the existence of the three major judges is to help Judge Cui to judge the case, anyone who is not in the water understands the truth here. To put it bluntly, it is mutual checks and balances!

Judge Cui is in charge of all the judges in the underworld, and even holds the "Book of Life and Death" and the Soul-Escaping Pen. He has too much power. This power alone is enough to make people fearful.

The three judges are in charge of rewarding good and punishing evil and supervising power, the purpose is to weaken the power of "Life and Death Book" ecstasy pen in the hands of Judge Cui!

Now that the four judges are all present, and the King of Chujiang is listening, let alone Judge Cui's incorruptible face in today's case, even if he really wants to play favoritism, with the presence of the three judges and King Chujiang, he can't do favoritism!

I suddenly felt as if my neck was being pinched by an invisible big hand. If it was just to punish us for attacking the ghost king, the trial by Judge Cui would be enough fanfare. Now there are three more judges and four judges. Ma is purely an anti-aircraft gun to kill mosquitoes-overkill!

My eyes fell on King Chujiang who closed his eyes. There was no one else present except King Chujiang who could invite the four judges. kill!

Just as I was thinking about it, King Chujiang suddenly opened his eyes with his eyes closed, and he and I looked at each other for an instant, feeling as if a heavy hammer had hit the heart fiercely, and our body tensed up instantly.

King Chujiang's pupils turned out to be turquoise, which was very strange. The moment he looked at him, it was as if countless sharp knives had been pierced into his eyeballs.

I staggered and took a step back, looking at King Chu Jiang opposite in horror, Yaya's legs are too strong!Just looking at each other for a while, I even felt that if King Chujiang really killed me, one finger would be enough, and I wouldn't even have the slightest thought of resisting.

"Hmph..." A trace of hatred flashed in King Chu Jiang's eyes, and he regained his composure in an instant. He turned his head to look at Judge Cui behind the long table case and said, "Mr. Cui, the principal culprit has been brought here, can we start the trial? "

Sitting behind the long table, Mr. Cui Fu raised his fist at King Chujiang, then looked at Xiaoliuzi and me with a serious expression: "Success!"

Immediately, the ghost messengers standing on the left and right sides began to stamp the ground with long sticks in their hands, which was quite rhythmic. The sound gathered together, which made my heart beat faster, and I felt a sense of oppression.

Cui Fujun waved his hand, two balls of yin energy rolled up on the originally empty table, and there was a book and a writing brush, which were glowing with a faint red light. I couldn't help but take a breath when I saw it. Qi, these two are probably the "Life and Death Book" and the Soul Pen.

Just when these two things appeared, all the ghost messengers in the hall stopped, and the hall fell into dead silence.

I was terrified when Mr. Cui Fu suddenly waved his hand again: "Come on, give me a seat!"

"Mr. Cui Fu please handle the case quickly. The two of us can just sit and listen. You don't need to sit down." The ghost king said hurriedly, and Ye Youshen on the side also hurriedly echoed: "Mr. It's all right."

"The two of you are really not qualified to sit and listen to this trial." Mr. Cui squinted at the Ghost King and Ye Youshen: "I didn't say I wanted you two to sit."

"What?" The faces of the Ghost King and Ye Youshen suddenly became as if they had eaten a lump of heat and their teeth were stuffed. Although Cui Fujun knew the rules, but Cui Fujun said it so bluntly, the Ghost King and Ye Youshen are two handsome men after all. , I can't hold back my face!

I looked at the expressions of Ghost King and Ye Youshen from the side, and couldn't help laughing "puchi", Yaya's legs, these two guys were arrogant just now, now in front of Mr. Cui, why are they cowardly like grandsons? ?

"Cut, two short-sighted clubs." Little Liuzi next to me mocked the ghost king and the night wandering god unceremoniously.

"You..." The ghost king widened his eyes, and before he finished speaking, Xiao Liuzi scolded: "This is in the First Judge's Mansion, what do you want?"

The Ghost King's face was as green as a watermelon rind, he held back for a long time, and choked the words back into his stomach abruptly.

I smiled and gave Xiaoliuzi a thumbs up: "You did it beautifully."

There's no way, my buddy has been bullied so much by the two of them, and now he's in the first judge's house, so he can't do anything, so it's okay to talk about it, right?

"Give the seat to Chen Feng!" Suddenly, the voice of Mr. Cui Fu rang again.

There was a bang in my ear, and I was completely confused on the spot. Yaya's legs, what's the matter?

I'm here for trial, let me sit for trial?

Neither the ghost king nor Ye Youshen are qualified to do this. I, a prisoner, still have this treatment?

"Mr. Cui, what do you mean?" King Chu Jiang turned his head and glared at Judge Cui with a gloomy face.

Judge Cui glanced at King Chu Jiang: "This judgment is for Chen Feng to sit down for trial. King Chu Jiang, isn't Chen Feng not qualified enough?"

Chapter 227 The Great Health Care Causes Trouble!

"You..." King Chu Jiang's facial features twisted all of a sudden.

The expressions of the other three judges also changed, but Judge Cui's serious expression remained unchanged from the beginning to the end!

The atmosphere in the First Judge's Hall suddenly became tense, and the rest of the ghost guards became even more terrified.

I looked at Judge Cui and King Chujiang who were confronting each other, and my mind became a mess.

Yaya's legs, what's going on?

Is Judge Cui planning to confront King Chu Jiang?

After all, I am a person under trial. Judge Cui asked me to sit down for trial when he came up. In the whole hall, he and the three major judges of King Chujiang were sitting. Judge level?

What does this mean?

"Wow, that's amazing my brother." Xiao Liuzi smiled while putting his arms around my shoulder.

I gave him a blank look, I haven't even figured out what the hell is going on myself.

"King Chu Jiang, you are the one who invited this judge to stand trial. Now, what objections do you have?" Judge Cui said, his voice echoing in the hall.

"Okay, very good!" King Chujiang narrowed his eyes and waved his hand: "Then give me a seat and start the trial!"

At this time, two ghost messengers came over carrying a grand master's chair. I looked at the chair in front of me and said to Judge Cui, "Master Cui, I'm on trial, shouldn't this be the case?"

It's not that I'm cowardly, it's really the iron law of the underworld, the hierarchy and positions are clearly divided, I can't pretend to be real and just sit down on my ass, can I?If Zhen Er didn't sit down in a daze, there might be a lot of hatred secretly.

"This judgment says you are qualified, then you are qualified." Cui judge looked at me with a smile, "If you are not qualified, who is qualified here?"

I don't know why, but I always feel that Judge Cui looks at me strangely, an indescribable feeling.

But what he said really confused me, Yaya's legs, what is my identity?If I don't sit, even King Chujiang is not qualified to sit?

Just wondering, Xiao Liuzi smiled cheaply and pushed me on the grand master's chair: "Brother, just sit down, what Master Cui said is fine."

I looked at Xiao Liuzi blindly: "Xiao Liuzi, who was I in my previous life? Is it so awesome?"

Xiao Liuzi, who was smiling contemptuously, suddenly became congealed: "Buddha said: Don't say it."

"Fuck your grandma's legs!" I immediately felt a pain in my ass, this damn bastard is the god of the underworld after all, just opened his mouth and pulled out the lines of Buddha sect to make a plane?

Thinking about it, I turned my head to look at the faces of the ghost messengers and judges in the hall, all of them stared at me as if they had been eaten.

I couldn't help swallowing my saliva with a "gudong", Yaya's legs, why do you feel so awkward sitting like this?

"Cui Pan, don't blame this king for not reminding you, this case is about the face of the underworld handsome man, you have to try it carefully." At this moment, King Chu Jiang suddenly said in a strange way.

Immediately, I felt sore and paralyzed. Didn't the bastard King Chujiang clearly warn Judge Cui?

Not bragging, from the beginning to the end, Judge Cui's attitude towards me was really weird, so weird that I even wondered if the person sitting in front of me was really Judge Cui?

From the beginning to the end, Judge Cui looked at me with weird eyes and a smile, it doesn't seem to be selfless at all!