I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

I nervously followed behind Ye Youshen, with the "Youshen Token" hanging above my head, and I couldn't get over the storm with just this "Youshen Token".

I was so anxious that I didn't know if Grandpa heard what I said just now.

Just as he was thinking, a figure suddenly appeared in front of Huangquan Road, blocking the middle of Huangquan Road.

"Shuai Yin is doing business, who dares to stop him? Get out!" Ye Youshen yelled in dissatisfaction.

"Yeyoushen, what are you pretending to be like with me?" The figure on the opposite side slowly came out of the mist of Yin Qi.

The moment I heard the voice of that figure, I was stunned for a moment. After seeing the figure clearly, I was so excited that I almost cried: "Xiao Liuzi!"

"Big brother, don't worry, little brother, I will definitely protect you." Xiao Liuzi said with a mean face and a smile.

When I heard his words, I was about to get excited, when the Ye Youshen in front of me suddenly said coldly: "Xiao Liu, you are also wearing a crime, why should you save him?"

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Liuzi's expression froze, scratching his head and muttering: "Fuck, if there is no accident, did I pretend to be a failure?"

I slapped my forehead, this bitch, is he here to be cute?

But judging from Yeyoushen's words and Xiaoliuzi's reaction, it is estimated that Yeyoushen really found witnesses to testify against us, otherwise Xiaoliuzi's pissing behavior would probably have slapped Yeyoushen's ass.

At this time, Xiao Liuzi suddenly walked towards us, with an extremely wretched smile on his thin face, and whispered to Ye Youshen: "Night owl, we don't pretend to be secret, you can make a price, how about it?" Can you let my big brother go?"

I realized that Xiaoliuzi meant... to bribe the God of Night Tour!

Chapter 223 100 Billion = 50 Yuan

I subconsciously glanced at Yeyoushen. To be honest, I also thought about bribing Yeyoushen with money at first.

But Liu Changge reminded me that once King Chu Jiang gets involved, no matter how greedy Yeyoushen is, he will not dare to be greedy!

"You want to bribe me?" Ye Youshen smiled, then narrowed his eyes, "This time, the price is not cheap."

What the hell!what's the situation?

I stared at Ye Youshen dumbfounded, this grandson really wants to take bribes?You are brave enough!

"Just ask the price as much as you want, does my elder brother seem to be short of money?" Xiao Liuzi smiled and winked at me.

I realized, just kidding!My family is specialized in selling dead things, and there is no shortage of Ruanmei coins, but Kete Niang's dead people have no shortage of money!

In other words, my family is dedicated to "printing money"!

Thinking about it, I suddenly developed a local tyrant temperament, and slapped my chest: "Yeyoushen, let me make a price."

After I finished speaking, I felt so comfortable, Yaya's legs, I used to watch movies and felt that when the local tyrants said this line in the movie, they were so handsome that they exploded. Now my buddies can also be "local tyrants".

"How much can you give? I'm afraid you can't afford it." Ye Youshen sneered.

"Are you kidding me? Is 100 billion enough?" I patted my chest, not to mention how exciting it is, my buddy has reached the pinnacle of life. In Yangjian, who dares to talk about 100 billion?

But just after I finished speaking, the faces of Xiaoliuzi and Ye Youshen became weird at the same time, especially Ye Youshen, whose two beards were shaking like wipers, probably because I was shocked by my local tyrant temperament.

After thinking about it, he patted him on the shoulder: "Don't be surprised, 100 billion means nothing to me, don't think it's too much."

"I hate your sister!" Ye Youshen slapped my hand open, "Where are you sending the beggar?"

I froze for a moment, and Xiao Liuzi slapped his forehead on the side: "Brother, can we not be funny? The inflation in the underworld is so serious that it explodes. It's all because those people in Yangjian have nothing to do and printed billions and 100 billions!" The banknotes, your 100 billion, is enough for a big health care in the underworld, and it is still the type of old lady."

hiss!

I took a deep breath, the grandson of Ye Youshen was not shocked by my 100 billion, he was angry!

Calculated according to the current prices in Yangjian, a 50-year-old woman who has a big health care is estimated to cost 50 yuan. I was so stupid that I wanted to bribe the night tour god with 50 yuan just now!

"Let me make the price." Xiao Liuzi looked at me helplessly, then turned her head and raised an index finger at Ye Youshen: "Add 1 25s after 0, what do you think of this price?"

I was busy figuring it out in my mind, oh shit, add 1 25s after 0, how much is it?

I didn't even think about it, so I turned my head and asked Xiao Liuzi: "How much is this price? How do you read it?"

Xiao Liuzi gave me a blank look: "How do I know, who told you to print tens of billions of bills when you have nothing to do? Now when the government says the price, it's just a number with a few 0s behind it, isn't it local tyrants?"

"You guys are really local tyrants!" I gave Xiaoliuzi a thumbs up, then looked at Ye Youshen, and found that this grandson was thinking with his head down.

After a few seconds, Yeyoushen looked up at Xiaoliuzi and me: "The deal is done, but you have to pay first."

"Stop talking nonsense! What do you do if you don't do things with money?" Before I could speak, Xiao Liuzi said, "Do things first and pay later. My elder brother's family is printing money, so I'm afraid I won't have your money?"

"Yes, last time you stole a basket of gold ingots from my house." I hurriedly echoed, not worried about whether I would be able to afford Ye Youshen's money in the future, anyway, my family prints money, and the big deal is that it will be printed on a bill. Just poke him 25 zeros.

Ye Youshen was exposed by me, probably because he couldn't hold back his face, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said, "You can get the money afterwards, but you have to make a written receipt for me, otherwise what will you do if you renege on the debt afterwards?"

Xiao Liuzi thought for a while, then nodded: "Yes."

Ye Youshen smiled, and out of thin air with his right hand, suddenly there was a piece of yellow paper and a brush in his hand, and then handed it to me: "Write."

"Really write?" I asked Xiao Liuzi, and Xiao Liuzi nodded, "Let's write, Lao Wang and I have the status of the God of Yin Division, and this time it was ordered by King Chujiang, so we should try to hide as much as possible."

I frowned, and then wrote the evidence on the yellow paper. I have to say, my life is nothing short of awesome. It was the first time I paid a bribe in my life, directly followed by 1 followed by 25 0s. Who has such a big pen?It’s so big that the amount of bribes can’t be read!

As soon as he finished writing, Ye Youshen put the yellow paper slip and brush back into his hand, looked at it carefully, and smiled with satisfaction: "Well, I just like dealing with smart people."

After finishing speaking, Ye Youshen stretched out his hand, and the "Youshen Token" hovering above my head flew directly back into his hand, and the power that had imprisoned me disappeared.

"Let's go, I'm done with this matter, but I can't do anything about it if other evil spirits arrest you." Ye Youshen said with a smile, "After all, it's King Chujiang and Ghost King working together."

I glanced at him and understood the truth.

This time it was King Chujiang and Ghost King who caught us and tried to trick me. Ye Youshen is just an intermediate character in charge of investigation and arrest. He has escaped, but the real danger is King Chujiang and Ghost King. If the two are evened out, I will hide and escape if I am desperate.

But when I think of King Chujiang, I feel so painful and paralyzed, such a big god, what can I do to settle it?

Moreover, I don't know what's going on, but I always feel that the matter of bribing Ye Youshen went too smoothly!

According to what Liu Changge said before, Ye Youshen is indeed very greedy, but King Chujiang is involved, so why should he restrain himself?But from the beginning to the end, he used money to talk about things, and he didn't even hesitate. I made a written statement and immediately let me go, which always feels weird.

"Let's go, big brother." Xiao Liuzi led me towards the direction of the ghost gate, "Go and hide up there for a while, Lao Wang and I will find a way to deal with the matter."

"By the way, Xiao Liuzi, who is the witness this time?" I suddenly remembered something and asked Xiao Liuzi.

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Liuzi's serious expression suddenly turned into a mournful expression, and he slapped his forehead: "It's all because of his grandma's legs..."

Boom!

But before he finished speaking, suddenly there was a loud roar on Huangquan Road behind him, followed by a terrifying pressure.

I shivered suddenly, turned around suddenly, and saw a large expanse of red Yin Qi overwhelming and overwhelming.

"We've already reached the underworld, and we still can't escape!" A voice of anger rang out amidst the red yin energy.

In an instant, ten thousand grotesque mothers ran wildly in my mind: "The king of ghosts is here!"

"Damn it, why did you come so fast?" Xiao Liuzi's face also changed drastically. Hearing his words, I froze on the spot as if struck by lightning, paralyzed, fooled!

Chapter 224 Can't Go Through the "Back Door"

I said, how could that bastard Ye Youshen agree to accept bribes so easily and let me go?

"Brother, you've been fooled!" At this time, Xiao Liuzi also reacted, turned around and pushed me: "You run, I'll stop you here!"

"No one can get away!" The ghost king's voice sounded in the thick bloody Yin Qi.

Before I could run away, the bloody yin energy surged over, and the terrifying coercion enveloped my body. The hairs all over my body stood up suddenly, and my legs seemed to be filled with lead, and I couldn't move. !

I couldn't calm down in an instant, Yaya's legs don't have to bully a rookie like this!

"Ghost King, if you dare to touch my elder brother, I will fight you!" Xiao Liuzi stopped in front of me, staring angrily at the surging red Yin Qi.

Immediately, I was so moved that I didn't want it, this little brother, it's not for nothing!

In the next second, the red yin energy covering Huangquan Road parted, and the two-meter-tall ghost king slowly came out. His copper-bell-sized eyes looked at Xiao Liuzi disdainfully: "Are you my opponent?"

After finishing speaking, the ghost king looked at me directly, and sneered: "The witnesses have already been proved, and the king of Chujiang personally ordered, I see your guilt this time, how can you escape?"

I looked at the vigor of the ghost king, and wished I could rush up and kick his feet, but now I was suppressed by his corpse aura, and I couldn't move at all.

At this moment, another figure came out from behind the ghost king, it was the night wandering god!

Ye Youshen walked up to the ghost king with a mean smile, still holding a piece of yellow paper in his hand, looked at me and Xiaoliuzi with a sneer, and said to the ghost king, "Ghost king, don't forget, there is also the matter of bribing the handsome Yin." sin."

"Yes, yes, thank you, Ye Youshen, for reminding me, this document must be kept well." Ghost King took the yellow paper with a smile, deliberately pinched the orchid fingers, folded the document carefully and put it away.

I watched the two of them sing together, and my intestines almost turned green with regret, and I was paralyzed. I was careless just now!

Xiaoliuzi and I instinctively wanted to hide as long as we could. After all, if we really wanted to go to the Temple of the Underworld, we would most likely have to confront King Chujiang face to face. This is no joke!

In the final analysis, it is human's "self-preservation subconsciousness" that is at work, and when the time comes to die, they will think of ways to protect themselves regardless of their care.

After Xiaoliuzi and Yeyoushen settled the deal just now, I thought Yeyoushen accepted bribes only after eating the bear's heart and leopard's guts.

At that time, neither of us thought much about it, so we set up the written evidence, and now he and the ghost king are singing together, if Xiaoliuzi and I can't react anymore, aren't we two idiots?

Perhaps, they two bastards designed such a trick for us a long time ago, deliberately waiting for Xiaoliuzi and me to take the bait!

Originally attacking Yin Shuai was already considered a crime, but now he added the crime of bribing Yin Shuai, and the two crimes were punished together. The basket was getting bigger and bigger.

In fact, when I started the whole thing, I just wanted to deal with the ghost king and vent my anger on Zhou Xiaoqing. Why are you so cheap?

What on earth did I do in my previous life to make Chujiang King and Ghost King harm me so much?

Just as I was wondering, Xiao Liuzi in front of me pointed at Ye Youshen and yelled, "Ye Youshen, you are cheating on me, come here, I promise to kill you!"

"Tsk tsk, Xiao Liu, it's this time, what are you going to do? Don't worry, even if you don't give me money later, I won't do anything to you two now." Ye Youshen said and took a step back, "Ghost King, Take care of yourself."

I frowned and looked at the Ghost King and Ye Youshen on the opposite side. There was no need to hide from this matter. With the Ghost King and Ye Youshen present, Xiao Liuzi and I couldn't escape at all!

Seeing the ghost king approaching with a grinning grin and about to strike, I grabbed Xiao Liuzi's hand and raised it into the air: "We surrender, don't strike!"

"Brother..." Xiao Liuzi looked at me in astonishment, and I glared at him: "Where are you bastard? If you really fight with the ghost king, we will be beaten out!"

Xiao Liuzi was stunned for a moment, then turned to the Ghost King and said, "Ghost King, the work we surrendered, the work that we handed over our guns and did not kill, quickly take us to work in the Temple of the Underworld."

I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. How did Xiao Liuzi, a bitch, have such a brain?

"Hmph, you're smart, come with me." The ghost king didn't expect Xiao Liuzi and I to surrender so simply, he was stunned for a moment before he realized it.

Xiaoliuzi and I walked towards the ghost king. As soon as we got in front of him, the ghost king suddenly smiled and said, "I forgot to tell you. In order to try this case, the king of Chujiang specially invited the first judge to sit in the courtroom."

"Cui Yu!" Xiao Liuzi's expression turned gloomy: "It's over!"

"What's the end?" I was a little puzzled, but I did know about the first judge, Cui Yu. To put it bluntly, he was the leader of all the judges in the underworld.

The underworld is now substantively managed by the Ten Palaces of Hades, but it is actually the judges who actually try all kinds of ghosts. If you have to say it, then you can compare the underworld to a company.

The Yin Tianzi at the top is the chairman, the Shidian Hades is the general manager, and the first judge, Cui Yu, is the Shidian Hades' deputy general manager.

In the underworld, there are ten Kings of Hades in the Ten Palaces, and Cui Yu, the first judge, has only one!

In the Underworld, although it is said that the King of Hades has a higher status than the judges, in reality, the status of the first judge Cui Yu is similar to that of the King of Hades in the Ten Palaces, and the power in his hands is so great that he will die!

Just kidding, all the judges in the underworld are his pawns, and he can completely control all ghosts to reincarnate or go to hell to be punished.

But I don't understand why Xiaoliuzi reacted so strongly. He's going to be tried anyway. What's the difference between the first judge's trial and other people's trials?

"Brother, Cui Yu is the first judge. He is holding the "Life and Death Book" and the soul-hunting pen in his hand. In the underworld, he is famous for being ruthless and merciless to no one!" Xiao Liuzi explained to me in a gloomy voice. one time.

My heart suddenly sank to the bottom of the valley. Cui Yu is in charge of the "Life and Death Book" and the Ecstasy Pen. It is true that the iron face is selfless. After all, those two treasures are dedicated to the life of the living. Increase or decrease Yangshou?

But while he is stern and selfless, it also means... that he cannot go through the back door!

In other words, what Liu Changge and I thought before was that my grandfather and the elders of Shushan could get us out if something happened. Now that the first judge is trying us, this idea is completely ruined!

Not to mention me and Liu Changge, even Xiaoliuzi and Lao Wang, who are the gods of the underworld, probably have to die!

What's more, he was now accused of "bribing a handsome man"!

This is so open and aboveboard that he wants to trap me and Liu Changge, Xiaoliuzi, and Laowang to death!

"Hahaha... let's go, King Chujiang and Cui Panke are still waiting." The ghost king laughed and pushed me and Xiaoliuzi on the back.

I suddenly felt like crying to death. I felt as if my body was being hollowed out all of a sudden. I felt a little floating when I walked. I subconsciously looked back at the direction of the gate of hell. Maybe I will never go back to the world after this trip. up!

Chapter 225 Judging Soul Peak, Four Judges?

Xiao Liuzi and I followed Ghost King and Ye Youshen all the way to the end of Huangquan Road, and soon got off Huangquan Road, and from a distance we saw a huge and magnificent ancient building standing in the mist of Yin Qi, looming.