There are gentlemen in the Three Kingdoms

6 Chapter Thirty

Wei Yan couldn't resist Taishan's bitterness, and he really liked this child very much, so he nodded and agreed to him with half hesitation.

The two drank for more than an hour in the room above the tower gate. After feeling a little drunk, Taishan advised Wei Yanquan to go back to rest first, and he would naturally guard the east gate carefully.

Wei Yan couldn't hold back him, plus he was relieved of him, and he was sleepy, so he agreed.

With mental calculations or unintentional calculations, Mount Tai took control of Changwu East Gate City.

Seeing the crescent moon climbing into the sky, it was nearly midnight, and Taishan immediately ordered the city gate to be opened.

When the city gate order heard this request, he was a little dumbfounded.

"General Tai, where are you going in the middle of the night? It's frighteningly dark, so don't walk around blindly. It's not good if you run into villains or beasts."

Tai Shan raised his head arrogantly, and said to himself: "What villains and beasts dare to attack me? Stop talking nonsense! If you are told to open the door, you will open it!"

The city gate order still hesitated: "General, what are you going to do when you leave the city in the middle of the night?"

General Tai Shan raised his head, with a twitchy look: "I want to go out of the city to pee, can you control me?"

The city gate order was sweating profusely.

"General, there are many walls in this city. It doesn't matter if you roll around everywhere, why do you have to run outside the city?"

Tai Shan was so angry that he wished he could kill him with a knife in his hand.

What do you mean by having too many walls?Are you still rolling?Treat me like a dog?

"Master, you can pee wherever you want! Are you in control? I think the wind in the city is not strong enough, sir. I want to go out of the city and let the cold wind blow my baby in the wild, can't I?"

The city gate order didn't chew on the words, but he was sneering and sarcastic in his heart.

Let the cold wind blow baby?In such a cold day, it is estimated that your baby will not be able to use it after blowing it hard.

Forget it, if you love to drink and be crazy to die, you can die. It is also your family's business to kill off children and grandchildren in the future.

This person is now a celebrity in front of General Huang and General Wei, so there is no need to offend him.

The city gate order immediately ordered: "Open the city gate!"

When he was young, he saw that the city gate and the suspension bridge had been lowered. Tai Shan rode his horse and walked out of the city slowly. He stopped the horse on the suspension bridge, turned himself down, took off his pants, and solved it on the spot without shame.

The city gate order and a group of soldiers on the top of the city gate frowned.

What is this!So uneducated, it's simply indecent!

What made people feel even more helpless was that while Taishan was urinating, he suddenly raised the sky and let out a long howl.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh~~!"

The city gate frowned and sighed helplessly.

Howling with excitement like a toilet... There is really no way for this child to be saved.

What about the general, I bah.

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Not far from the east city gate, Tao Shang led five generals under his command and led a group of brave soldiers who were ready to attack, staring at Changwu County like tigers and wolves.

After a few rounds of rough and tumble with Huang Zhong, all the generals are gearing up for a good fight.

That Huang Zhong, whatever you say tonight, you have to take him down!necessary.

In the distance, under the quiet night sky, Mount Tai's shouts could be faintly heard.

In the middle of the night, it was like howling ghosts and wolves.

The potter heard that the call was lifted, and said: "This is the secret code of Mount Tai, and the call is quite charming, and it really lives up to the name!"

Zhao Yun squinted at him and said, "Third brother, why did you set up such a strange contact method with him?"

"Introduce the old and bring forth the new!" The pottery merchant said with a smile, "After entering the city, try to recruit as many soldiers as possible to surrender, and don't harass the people, just deal with the stubborn resisters... that Huang Zhong, capture him alive as much as possible."

The faces of Ji Ling, Guan Hai and the others twitched immediately.

Capture that Huang Zhong alive? ... Good guy, he really didn't fight this battle himself, it's a fight when he thinks about it.

"Siege!"

At that time, Zhao Yun was the first to gallop out, heading straight for the east gate of Changwu County and killing him.

Seeing that Zhao Yun was riding ahead, Xu Chu wanted to compete with him again, and shouted, "Zhao Yun, leave!"

Tao Shang yelled at Xu Chu angrily: "Come on, don't mistake your opponent, you are going to deal with Huang Zhong!"

Chengmen Ling was holding his arms, frowning and looking down at Mount Tai who was urinating on the suspension bridge, when he suddenly heard shouts from afar, frowning suspiciously.

Seeing this, Chengmen Ling's face suddenly turned pale.

"Quick! Quick! Close the city gate and pull up the drawbridge."

Beside the city gate order, a soldier shouted at him: "But General Tai is still below..."

"Then tell him to come up!" The gatekeeper said anxiously, stomping his feet vigorously.

The soldiers hurried to the piles of the city wall, shouting anxiously to the bottom:

"General, stop peeing!"

"Come on up!"

"The enemy army came to attack the city by night!"

"Come back soon, general, don't let your baby get cold!"

Tai Shan lifted his pants, raised his head with a smile, and shouted: "I'll go in right away."

He turned around and led his horse into the city. There were soldiers on the side of the city who were about to pull up the suspension bridge, but Taishan suddenly grabbed the saber from the horse's back, stood in front of the winch, and said with a sneer, "With me here, no one will Don't try to close the city gate!"

Those Jingzhou troops in the city were all stunned, they couldn't understand Taishan's sudden change for a while, and didn't know what kind of drunken madness he was playing.

On the city tower, the city gate order saw Duandi, and shouted at the bottom of the city: "Kill him! He is a traitor! Kill him!"

Only then did everyone wake up, raised their weapons and charged at A Fei and killed him.

Ah Fei has long realized that at this moment, one man is guarding the gate, and no one can open it. He is tightly guarding the winch of the city gate, no matter how many people come to drive him away, they will protect him tightly, and no one will be missed.