How did I become a top star when I only wanted to play badly?

When Chen Ci came to a police station in Shanghai without knowing why, he saw his good brother squatting at the door of the police station.

He looked like a poor puppy abandoned by his owner.

"Xu Feng, son, what's wrong with you?"

When Chen Ci appeared in front of Xu Feng wearing a mask and a hat. Before Xu Feng started to speak, the police on duty at the door were already a little eager to move.

Who would dress up to come to the police station! This kid looked like a "walking third-class meritorious service!"

Just when the police uncle was about to pounce on him without saying a word, and then grabbed Chen Ci and rubbed him on the ground.

Chen Ci took off his hat and mask, revealing his original appearance. He also interrupted the police's spell.

"Oh... what a pity."

Just when he felt sorry, Xu Feng gave Chen Ci a bear hug. Then he blew all his snot and tears on Chen Ci...

"Hey~ Stop, stop, stop! Are you disgusting?"

Looking at the sticky liquid on Xu Feng's face, Chen Ci was disgusted. He quickly pulled Xu Feng off his body.

When Xu Feng was about to throw himself on Chen Ci, the policeman on duty at the door came over.

"You look familiar, are you a friend of this kid? He has been crying all night in our police station, take him away quickly!"

The policeman looked at Chen Ci's face for a few times, feeling familiar but unable to remember who he was for a while.

But now none of this matters, the important thing is to let Chen Ci take Xu Feng away quickly.

This guy drank a little wine last night and has been crying all night in their police station. The colleague on night shift looked like a "walking corpse" when he left in the morning!

The most outrageous thing is that he didn't want to go home, saying that if he woke up his mother's sleep, his mother would break his legs.

So when he was howling until late at night, a gentle-looking female police officer finally couldn't stand it anymore. She came to Xu Feng, patted his shoulder and handed him a roll of tissues.

"Don't cry, what's the point of a grown man crying like that?"

Listening to Xu Feng's "ghost howling", she felt a severe headache now. Even her three-year-old daughter didn't cry this hard!

"Woo woo woo~ I'm sad! I'm sad! I don't want to live anymore!"

When Xu Feng was drunk and about to hug the female police officer's thigh, he was kicked out.

"What are you doing? Do you want to attack the police?"

After watching Xu Feng cry louder and louder, the female police officer first calmed down and patted the dust on her trouser legs that didn't exist at all. In the end, she squatted down with some softness.

"Speak up, tell me all the discomfort in your heart... Stop crying!"

"Oh... My brother has a "dog"! He doesn't want to play with me anymore!"

"..."

At this moment, the policewoman was already thinking about whether to leave and let him cry here alone.

As Xu Feng spoke, the grievance in his heart surged up again, and then he was glared back by the "vicious" eyes of the policewoman.

"I asked him to go out and wash his feet today..."

"Huh?"

When she heard the words "wash feet", the policewoman glanced at Xu Feng sensitively.

"Bathe feet! It's a foot bath!"

Xu Feng glanced at the policewoman's expression, and when he saw that she didn't move, he was relieved immediately.

Then Sad continued, "When we called him out to play, he came as soon as we called him. But today he said that we should not call him for such vulgar activities in the future! At that moment, I almost thought he was kidnapped, until I heard the woman's chuckle... I knew he had betrayed the revolution!"

When she heard this, the policewoman had already stood up silently. She felt that these men were so childish, even more childish than her three-year-old daughter!

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't leave! I haven't finished talking yet."

Xu Feng shouted at the policewoman's back, but unfortunately there was only endless silence in response. There was no way, Xu Feng could only continue to drink. He had to find something to do, otherwise it would be embarrassing...

Another policeman on duty almost threw Xu Feng into the detention center, but he couldn't bear it. This matter was actually their fault... but it can't be said that it was completely their fault.

... ...

"Tell the truth! How did you get into the orange?"

Chen Ci and Xu Feng got into a taxi. Xu Feng was asked to go back by the police, so his car is still parked on the roadside.

"Ahem, this is all your fault!"

Xu Feng blushed when he thought about his drunken madness at the police station last night.Of course, more of it is "hate to the bone" for Chen Ci!

"What does it have to do with me?"

Chen Ci looked at Xu Feng in confusion, then spread his hands.

"Haha, what does it have to do with you?"

Xu Feng looked at Chen Ci's innocent expression and sneered.

"You kid, tell your "father" honestly first! Did you betray the revolution and have a dog outside!"

After laughing, Xu Feng narrowed his eyes dangerously and approached Chen Ci with a big face.

"...I asked first, you tell me why you went to the police station first!"

Looking at Xu Feng's "hate to the bone" look, Chen Ci changed the subject with a guilty conscience.

"Okay! If I finish talking, you kid still don't tell the truth. Then you're screwed, I tell you!"

The expression on Xu Feng's face changed quickly. He glared at Chen Ci "angrily" the previous second. The next second, his face was bitter.

"Didn't I ask you to come out and wash your feet to relax yesterday? But you refused me without saying anything. I almost thought you took the wrong medicine, you know?"

When Chen Ci heard this, he touched his nose guiltily. And Xu Feng looked at him as if he was looking at a "scumbag".

"Ahem! Then what?"

"Then...then I went to drink bitter wine alone, and halfway through it, I felt that it was tasteless. So I found a designated driver in a daze, and I don't know how the navigation guided me. As soon as I opened my eyes, I arrived at the gate of the "bath center."

Xu Feng scratched his hair in distress. Did he wash his feet too many times? No, he only went there about five days a week.

"And then you went in?"

Chen Ci now doubted whether Xu Feng had ordered some mysterious set meal, so he was invited back by the police uncle for tea.

"What else? Since you are here, it would be inappropriate not to go in."

Xu Feng looked at Chen Ci as if he was an idiot.

"Actually, the process was quite normal, but I don't know why. When I took out the car keys and put them on the small table, the girl suddenly pulled my pants like crazy..."

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