How did I become a top star when I only wanted to play badly?

Under a post on Weibo.

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"You are my fantasy of love, my desire for the south, and the softest place I hide deep in my heart. You, from the south, you are my southern girl."

"In fact, the winter in the south is not warm. It's very cold, the kind of cold with "magic penetration", and you have to wear a cotton jacket. The girls here are not all like Chen Ci's songs, not talking much, and smiling calmly and elegantly.

But my southern girl is very cute! (with pictures)"

"Okay, okay! The pre-swing is so long, you tricked me in to kill me, right! Pack them up and bury them separately!"

"In fact, not only girls in the south, but also girls in Sichuan and Chongqing can be sweet or salty."

"Run! Sichuan and Chongqing Tyrannosaurus is coming!!!"

"I'm from Shudao Mountain! Come back to me!"

Okay, the post has gone crooked without me noticing. But even so, it still can't resist the determination of the majority of male compatriots to fly to the south.

Before the National Day Golden Week, tickets to southern provinces have been sold out tonight.

... ...

In the Modu police station, two policemen were inviting a man and a woman to "drink tea".

"Tell the truth!"

The two policemen had sharp eyes, staring at the man opposite, making the man unconsciously lower his body.

"Police comrade, I believe you have also heard Chen Ci's "Southern Girl"."

The man asked a question tremblingly, and the two policemen nodded unconsciously.

"Stop talking nonsense! Tell the truth!"

After nodding, they immediately felt something was wrong. Now they should invite others to drink tea! So one of them scolded him.

But at this time, the man's expression was much more relaxed. If he could have a cigarette now, it would be even better.

"Comrade police, the original situation is actually like this. I was originally a prodigal son in the north, but because of Chen Ci's "Southern Girl", I came to the south without hesitation. By the way, can you light a cigarette?"

The man looked at the police uncle with hope, but this rude request was still ruthlessly rejected.

He shook his head with regret at first, and then continued to make up... No, he continued to defend himself.

"As a result, I just got off the plane and met this ragged "Southern Girl" in the alley of the town. A gust of evening breeze blew by, and she stood thin in the cold wind without saying a word, but just smiled at me gently."

When he said this, a smile appeared in the man's eyes, as if the beautiful scene was still in front of him. Seeing his appearance, the two police uncles looked at each other with strange expressions.

"Thinking of the time before, her tender eyes and affectionate gaze, I fell. She said she didn't want my car or my house, and she was still carrying the burden of fate. But she gave me all the tenderness in the world at that moment.

I was really confused. I had tasted the bitter fruit of love, and I seemed to see the lost love in her again."

Looking at the tenderness engraved in the man's "bones", the policeman almost took out a lighter from his pocket.

"When she approached me again, she took my hand, took my briefcase and put it down gently. I smiled and lifted the black hair between her eyebrows. She looked at me mischievously and tied her long hair high behind her.

The cold light sprinkled on her back and also shone into my heart. There is a saying that "love has risen with the wind, and the wind stops and the heart is hard to calm down." The moment I came out of the corridor, the wind was still. But this is not meeting you, hahaha!"

After saying that, the man smiled embarrassedly. Rubbing his hands awkwardly under the table.

"Have you finished?"

A policeman took a small notebook and took notes while looking up at him.

"Comrade policeman, I'm done. This is what happened."

The man's smile was sincere, and the girl on the side also lowered her head and smiled subtly.

"Haha, the story is well made. Don't make it up next time."

"Believe me! Comrade policeman!"

The man slid and grabbed the policeman's big palm tightly.

"...Did you see the man outside?"

The two policemen looked at each other, and then pointed at the man sitting obediently on the plastic chair outside the window.

"I saw it."

The man looked at it, and then nodded in confusion.

"Haha, he said he was also from the north, and he came here after listening to Chen Ci's "Southern Girl". It was also a coincidence that he met a ragged "Southern Girl". Oh, and what's even more coincidental is that he also met us."

"You said it was a coincidence, isn't it!"

The man clapped his hands, and his smile was as bright as an old chrysanthemum.

"Honestly,Stay here!"

"Don't go! Police comrade!!!"

... ...

Because of his illness, Chen Ci stayed at home comfortably for two days. During this period, he reluctantly rejected his good brother "Xu Feng"'s invitation to wash his feet.

"Chen Ci, don't regret it!"

"What should I regret? Don't call me for these messy things in the future!"

Under Zhong Shiyao's murderous gaze, Chen Ci hung up the phone with great pain. Good brother, next time you have such a good thing, you must remember to call me!

In fact, he also hates the prejudice of the world! Is he washing feet? He is clearly washing the mud walking in the world!

Fortunately, this morning, Zhong Shiyao saw that Chen Ci's illness had completely recovered. After hastily making him breakfast, he went to work.

Just when Chen Ci was thinking about whether to call his good brother to continue to complete the unfinished business yesterday. His good brother called first.

"Chen Ci! Come to the police station to pick me up!"

"??? Where did the scam call come from?"

When Xu Feng's voice came out, Chen Ci hung up the phone with a snap.

Chen Ci thought: The scammers these days are really something, the voice on the phone is exactly the same as Xu Feng's!

As a result, Chen Ci took a look at the contact number of "Xu Feng" in the address book. It's true that it's a bit like the call just now...

When Chen Ci was confused, the phone rang again.

"Fuck! Chen Ci, you bastard, why did you hang up on me!"

"Xu Feng?"

Listening to the furious voice on the phone, although it was very familiar, Chen Ci still asked.

"It's your Xu Feng daddy!"

This time it made sense, it seemed to be the real person. But Chen Ci was still very confused, why did he go to the police station?

"Are you invited to have tea by the police uncle? ”

“Wow, wow, wow~ I’m crying if I talk too much! Come over here and pick me up, and I’ll tell you slowly.”

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