Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

I didn't learn any tips on how to have five dates at once, but I certainly learned a lot about how to skillfully buy hemorrhoid medication at the hospital...

[Faced with this statement that could be described as sexual harassment, Kyubei didn't get angry; in fact, he seemed a little shy.] (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

However, Dongcheng rushed up and grabbed the inflatable doll by the collar: "Could it be that Miss has hemorrhoids? You saw it!?"

Gintoki frantically tried to explain, but accidentally pressed the wrong button: "No, that's not an external hemorrhoid, it's a Kri-bi—".

[With a sudden, inexplicable silence, an enraged Kyubei kicked it away, and the deflated Unit-03 began to fly erratically through the air.]

Just as they were about to be discovered by Amy and the others, Gintoki swiftly pulled them down: "I'll give you CPR right now, come back, Unit 3!!"

"Unit-3!! It exploded first again, didn't it? EVA really is everywhere."

"No, bro... your young lady even accompanies you on your dates? Isn't that a bit too dedicated?"

Seeing Toujou being kicked away, the people from other worlds were speechless. In broad daylight, they were chasing after Gintoki and asking if his young lady had hemorrhoids.

For a moment, I didn't know if you were concerned about your young lady or persecuting her. She deserved to be kicked.

The commotion caused by Kyubei quickly caught Sarutobi's attention. Just as Sarutobi was about to go check on the situation, Gintoki quickly grabbed Sarutobi's arm with Unit-02.

Just as Gintoki was about to breathe a sigh of relief, seeing that things had stabilized, he discovered that Amy had also run into trouble, smashing her drink in his hand.

"After machine number 2, has the machine also grabbed something it dared not grab?" Gintoki immediately broke out in a cold sweat, looking down at the thread in his hand, a bad feeling creeping into his heart.

Could this thing be controlled by a group...?

[Clearly, Gintoki's guess was correct, because Unit-04 on Tsukuyomi's side also encountered a problem.]

"Hey, what are you doing in a place like this..."

[The fourth operator's left hand was gripping the joystick tightly against the man sitting next to him; the man's face was flushed, and he seemed to be enjoying it.]

Gintoki was nearly driven mad with frustration, and could only roar inwardly, "Wait, Unit 4! That's the neighbor's lawn! We can't pull up the grass!"

[There's no mistake, all the clones move exactly the same, it's so hard to use!!]

"Hahaha, as expected of a Shichibukai, Gintoki! You've really mastered the art of manipulating threads, though it seems you've got the direction wrong."

"I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die laughing here. Another unexpected path has appeared, and I've even grabbed a hammer handle..."

The most outrageous thing wasn't that someone grabbed the joystick, but that middle-aged man who was clearly still enjoying himself. Something's not right, something's very wrong with this man!

Seeing this outrageous scene, everyone was at a loss for words. Although it was the grass next door, Unit 4 had to stay calm and not pull the trigger. They really couldn't pull it!

I have this feeling that if I pull it out, something on my body will be lost along with the grassland... That thing, people call integrity!

Chapter 1009 Wasn't it you who framed (embedded) me? Gintoki.

Faced with this ridiculously stupid clone, Gintoki knew that if things continued like this, it was only a matter of time before he was discovered...

However, before the problem with Unit 4 on Tsukuyo's side could be resolved, Unit 2 on Sarutobi's side faced a new challenge—feeding it snacks!!

"Damn it, what do I do? Which wire is it? This one?" Gintoki tried pulling on one of his fingers, intending to let Unit-02 receive the feed.

[Just as Gintoki moved his finger, Ah-Tae's Unit-01 malfunctioned again, swallowing Ah-Tae's head whole.]

The next second, he was met with a barrage of Ah-myo's iron fists, and a series of terrifying sounds of impact reached Gintoki's ears...

Even in this situation, Gintoki still trembled as he reassured himself, "It's...it's okay. It's not like we can't see it as a kiss. Just think of it as a slightly wild Latin kiss!"

Meanwhile, Unit-04, under Gintoki's control, began to nibble on the neighbor's...green grass.

"No, bro, isn't that a bit too wild a Latin kiss? This scene is just too awful!"

"Unit Four! What are you doing, Unit Four? You need to replenish gas, not the Big Bad Wolf's grass cake, you idiot!!"

As this increasingly outrageous development unfolds, people in other worlds are even beginning to lament their lost morals. Is this really something we can watch without paying...?

Gintama World

"Ki, what are you showing the viewers in front of the TV, you curly-haired bastard—!" Shinpachi's forehead veins bulged as he reached out and pressed down on Gintoki's head, smashing the table and creating a deep dent.

"What should we do now? This isn't something that can be resolved with a simple apology!!"

The scandal surrounding the famous Jump male protagonist's infidelity hadn't even died down yet, and now this happens!

This left Silver Tower Mom, who was already under close scrutiny from the PTA (Parent-Teacher Association), with no chance of a comeback. Needless to say, it's definitely going to end again...

“You can’t say that, Shinpachi!” Katsura calmly analyzed, “Whether it was the final arc or the quitting-smoking arc, we persevered through them all!”

“That’s right! The wig.” Kondo-san now resembled a reliable adult, exuding an aura of composure: “At first glance, this scene seems to have crossed a line, but don’t forget…”

“Showing off your penis is a common occurrence for Silver Tower Mom.”

"In other words..." Kondo-san suddenly opened his eyes and roared with great momentum, "The mere PTA cannot stop my restless determination!!!"

"Yeah, right—!!" Before Shinpachi could even speak, Fourteen couldn't help but complain, "Why did you end with 'itching to act,' you gorilla?"

Kondo replied matter-of-factly, "Because of seeing Ms. Amy's appearance, I've been itching to make a move."

Fantasy Carnival World

Looking at the chaotic scene of their date, Shirou and Tohno Shiki exchanged glances, then sighed in unison, "Sigh..."

We understand how you feel right now. Now you know how difficult it is to date five people at the same time, Mr. Gintoki!

You know, when they were dating those girls at the same time, they even came up with a timeline so they wouldn't get killed, but it all turned out to be a complete disaster...

As for Gintoki's situation of facing five opponents at the same time, that's a hellish difficulty level that's simply not for humans to play!

Rather, it's actually quite good that problems are only starting to appear now...

This series of unexpected events almost fried Gintoki's brain; thankfully, only Granny Otose remained asleep, preventing them from being discovered.

Meanwhile, Unit-01's situation was also dire; it was on the verge of being torn apart by the rampaging Amyo...

This scene sent chills down Gintoki's spine, his face covered in beads of sweat: "That woman over there isn't just being fed, she's already been eaten! That woman is even more Evangelion-like than Unit-01!!"

[With the addition of Unit 3, which was destroyed by Kyubei, if he suffered further losses, he really wouldn't be able to continue playing, so he wanted to take control of Unit 4 to go back.]

[But no sooner had the fourth unit returned than the second unit malfunctioned, and just like that, Gintoki's clones were all wiped out.]

As for Ah Miao, she had completely gone berserk, her eyes glowing with an eerie red light as she frantically tore at the dummy, emitting chilling screams.

"Big sister, please don't do this, it's scary... It's totally EVA Unit-01, for crying out loud!!!"

"What I admire most are those random people who were also watching the movie... Seriously, you guys are so calm, give me a piece of your mind."

Looking at the chaotic movie theater, everyone was speechless. It was clear that those passersby had seen it all before; they were frighteningly calm.

The world of spring things

"..." Yukino raised her head, silently looking at Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei, then silently stretched out her hand, the meaning was clear: give it to her.

"The manga club it is," she thought, unable to contain her curiosity about what had caused the "dignified" Miss Miao to become like this.

And needless to say, it's obvious at a glance that she's cosplaying some comic book again; she knows!

Seeing Yukino's matter-of-fact expression, Hiratsuka Shizuka looked away somewhat awkwardly: "Uh, really, there isn't one."

Nonsense, what teacher would be so bored as to bring so many comic books every day...?

Yukino withdrew her small hand and remained silent for a moment: "Then... remember to bring it tomorrow."

In an instant, a strong sense of guilt enveloped Jing's heart. Had she... led a good student down the path of becoming a shut-in?

With the entire legion wiped out, Gintoki, sensing the dire situation, trembled with fear: "We have to escape! This is the only way to survive!"

[The ideal is full of joy, but reality is harsh. Gintoki, who was just about to slip away, was caught by Otose, who had just woken up: "Hey, Gintoki, where are you going?"]

This cry alerted everyone, and two weeks later, the hemorrhoid ninja found Gintoki hanging from a tree in the middle of nowhere...

"Forget it, just be thankful you're still alive." The man with hemorrhoids understood everything instantly from his miserable state and poured him a bowl of wine: "Drink up, forget your troubles with this wine."

However, Gintoki felt no joy at being rescued, because during the two weeks he was stranded there, he had different delicious foods served to him every day.

“第3天是不明物质、第4是火锅、第5天是咖喱、第6天也是，第7天也是……放着的全是靠酒，不可能忘记的味道。”】

With that, Gintoki poured the sake in front of him onto the ground; it was a taste that couldn't be forgotten with just that stuff.

"To be honest, to survive being hung in the middle of nowhere for two weeks, you're incredibly hard to kill... It's practically a miracle!"

"Aside from that mysterious dark substance on the third day, the food seems surprisingly good..."

Seeing Gintoki pour out the sake, everyone in the other worlds was moved to tears. Did they finally realize they were going to elevate the theme? The tragic scenes shown earlier almost made them think this was the "Torture Arc".

Feeling deeply guilty, Gintoki reflected on his actions. If quitting drinking could solve everything, he would quit however he wanted, but now it was too late...

"Look at the bowl in your hand." The hemorrhoid ninja suddenly spoke up, watching Gintoki still reflecting on his actions.

Gintoki flipped the bowl over and saw the words "Prank Successfully Completed" written on it... Gintoki's face instantly transformed into a world-famous painting.

This scene was recorded by the hemorrhoid ninja and played on a loop with Shinpachi, Amy, and others, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

[And all of this was just a charade they staged to help Gintoki quit drinking!]

"Hahaha, that's hilarious, Gintoki's expression... But this prank is too cruel, hanging from a tree for two weeks, a whole two weeks!"

"Good heavens, no wonder their reactions were so abnormal before. It turns out these Shichibukai girlfriends are all acting masters! Each one of them is more convincing than the last!"

With this whole setup, not only would you be able to quit drinking, but you might even be able to quit smoking at fourteen! The scheme is too sophisticated...

When everyone learned the truth, their faces darkened. Although quitting drinking is a good thing, this was going too far no matter how you looked at it. Yin-sang (Wang Wang Zhao) was being tortured to the point of being unrecognizable.

[At night, Gintoki, exhausted from his work, walked the streets of Kabukicho. Several taverns he passed failed to make him stop, until...]

"Hey, boss," MADAO, who was sipping a drink at a street stall, called out to him, "How about a drink to forget your troubles?"