Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Five inflatable dolls that looked exactly like Gintoki appeared beside him. Gintoki immediately bristled: "This is some kind of rubbish clone technique!!!"

Danzo's hands were already wrapped in silk threads, connecting the inflatable dolls: "I can at least control some of them, so I'll control them to save the day!"

"Big brother, don't worry about being a Sea King or a Shichibukai right now. Let's learn the Shadow Clone Technique from the Hokage first... After all, Danzo isn't exactly the Hokage!"

"Save the day? You believe this quack strategist is here to save the day? You might as well believe I'm Qin Shi Huang."

At this moment, those who followed Danzo's teachings to practice the so-called clone technique also became as red-faced as if they had just come out of the village of Motou, exuding a strong resentment.

I feel like I've been tricked... This isn't a clone technique, it's clearly the power of technology!!

The world of spring things

"What is a shadow clone..." Before Yukino could finish speaking, Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei, as if by reflex, skillfully turned to the side and pulled a manga book out of the desk.

It was tossed into her hand with perfect precision in a straight arc, accompanied by a wink, as if to say, "Don't ask, just look at this!"

"The technique..." Looking at the Naruto toy that suddenly appeared in her hand, and then at the Dragon Ball and One Piece toys placed next to her, Yukino fell silent, which was unusual for her.

She then picked up a comic book and silently began to read it, vowing never to ask that stupid question a third time.

It's just a comic book, she can read it...

Seeing this, Hikigaya silently gave Hiratsuka-sensei a thumbs up. She can pull out a comic book from the cabinet anytime, anywhere. She is truly a teacher!

Azure Sea World

"To be honest, I'm very curious about your clone technique. Please teach me, Master Danzo!!"

As several doll clones appeared, Iori, suddenly realizing the key point, changed her expression drastically. She then knelt naked on the ground, pleading with utmost sincerity.

Kohei, who was already kneeling on the ground, suddenly bulged his veins and glared at them with a ferocious expression: "Ki-sama, I was here first, Kitahara!!"

"You should just live your life with your figurines, why are you trying to learn the art of creating clones, Kohei!!" Without the slightest hesitation, the two started arguing again in the blink of an eye.

The two senior colleagues' expressions became somewhat subtle upon seeing this. A thousand words welled up in their hearts, but in the end, they could only sigh, "What a lively junior..."

This level of clone technique can be learned with money, so what are they fighting over...? (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Gintoki—!!" Before Gintoki could refuse, Amy came running over from afar with a big smile: "Sorry, I'm late."

[Oh no... Gintoki realized this was bad. Those inexplicable clones were still standing together behind him. What if they were discovered?!]

"Hey, don't shout my name..." Gintoki whispered, afraid of being exposed, "What if someone we know is there?"

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry." Ah-myo completely ignored Gintoki, walked naturally to the inflatable doll, took its arm, and left.

"Darling!!" Little Ape suddenly darted out of the bushes and hugged one of the inflatable toys tightly: "Sorry, have you been waiting long?"

"Ugh, why are you acting all cute?" Little Sarutobi ignored Gintoki and turned to leave, dragging the inflatable doll along.

Even Kyubei did the same thing, completely ignoring him and dragging their inflatable dolls away, making him feel like he was the one who was his doppelganger.

Just as Gintoki was questioning his existence, he suddenly felt a few taps on his shoulder.

"Excuse me, have you seen this man before?" Tsukuyo asked Gintoki with a serious expression, holding up a picture of an inflatable doll.

"Seriously, when Danzo taught you the Shadow Clone Technique, did he also add illusion techniques?"

"Oh no, it seems Gintoki has really become a stand-in. He's holding up a picture of a Gintoki doll and asking the real person if they've ever seen him before... What can I say?"

Seeing this somewhat unbelievable scene, everyone from the other worlds fell silent. If they weren't mistaken, it must be an illusion; he had used an illusion!

Don't forget, that hemorrhoid ninja is Danzo, he has an arm full of Sharingan, and the eye covered by his hair might be Kotoamatsukami!

Gintoki ended up unwittingly walking into the movie theater and watching the same movie with five other people. But with the doll around, he guess he hadn't been exposed yet...

"In any case, it should hold out for a while. The only thing we need to be careful about is not letting anyone run into it!"

[The strategist Danzo was cautiously giving Gintoki some instructions from behind, but thankfully the surroundings were so dark that he shouldn't worry too much about that.]

"Oh right, I'm going to the bathroom. You can have the cable now; my butt's about to give way from sitting so long!"

As he spoke, Danzo extended his right hand, which was bound with silk threads, and explained to Gintoki, "This is Unit-01, this is Unit-02..."

[He then handed Gintoki a machine that could synchronize voice communication with dolls, and without caring whether the dolls understood or not, he covered his backside and left.]

"Wait... weren't you here to save the day? Why are you rescuing yourself, you hemorrhoid ninja?!"

"Help! I can tolerate the dates being on the same day and at the same time, but... why did they choose the same activity for both dates?!!"

Looking at the few people in the movie theater, everyone covered their faces, unable to bear to look. Are you afraid you won't be exposed, Gintoki?

Dating five people at the same time is already difficult enough, but you're pushing yourself to the limit. Do you even know what it means to work off-peak hours?

Becoming a time management master is fine too! It's just a date on the same day, can't you just stagger the times?

P.S.: The next chapter will end Gintama and begin the Letter arc...

Chapter 1008 is entirely instructions for using hemorrhoid treatments!

[After the hemorrhoid ninja left, Gintoki, holding the machine, was completely baffled as to which inflatable doll the wires were controlling.]

Just then, Kyubei's slightly disappointed voice came from the device: "Gintoki, coming to a place like this with me must be boring..."

[Gintoki felt a sense of foreboding... Oh no, if I don't say a word, they'll definitely notice. But how am I supposed to send a sound through this machine?!]

Fortunately, Danzo had anticipated this, so he had hung an instruction manual on a rope below the machine.

"Let me see..." Gintoki hurriedly flipped open the instruction manual.

【1：有没有痔疮药？2：有没有带冲洗功能的便座？3、那不是内痔是外痔…8、可以用医保吗？……14 。患部要保持清洁哦。】

[The instruction manual, a whopping fourteen lines long, left Gintoki completely bewildered: "Was it pre-arranged beforehand for sending? Do I have to choose from it based on the situation? And there's not a single coherent sentence!!"]

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! A 14-page instruction manual, all about hemorrhoids! In what situation would you even need this manual?!"

"This isn't an instruction manual; it's clearly a collection of quotes from someone suffering from hemorrhoids, especially the last few paragraphs, which are practically doctor's orders!"

Looking at the pre-stored user manual, the 09s from other worlds were practically laughing their heads off. It was clear that the daily life of the hemorrhoid ninja was quite explosive!

I'm either going to the doctor for hemorrhoids or on my way to the doctor for hemorrhoids. It's like my medical history is filled with articles about hemorrhoids...

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Can I use medical insurance...?" Yuuji looked at the instruction manual filled with cryptic sentences and gave a slightly annoyed smile: "You know what, the hemorrhoid ninja actually knows a thing or two about life."

I have an important question for Mr. Hemorrhoid Ninja...

For example, are you sure you'll actually use these pre-prepared lines on your date with Gintoki? What idiot would discuss hemorrhoid treatment on a date?!

With a try-it-and-see attitude, Yuuji asked earnestly to the person beside him, "Akihisa, if it were you, which answer would you choose to give to Miss Kyubei?"

"Huh?! Me?" Startled by the question, Akihisa pointed to himself blankly and pondered for a moment: "If it were me, I should choose option 1. I should be able to communicate with Miss Kyubei."

Gintoki's concerns were not unfounded; remaining silent for an extended period could indeed lead to him being exposed.

But option 1 is different; at least you can have a topic to exchange opinions and break the dull atmosphere!

"..." The lecherous man silently raised his thumb, a gesture of praise for the brave Akihisa.

"..." Hideyoshi helplessly covered his face with his hands, which was a high recognition of Akihisa's intelligence.

Only Yuuji nodded knowingly. Although Akihisa's answer was somewhat shocking, it at least confirmed one thing for him: Hemorrhoid Ninja, you are right!

So it turns out there really are idiots who discuss hemorrhoids with someone on a date and exchange opinions about it!

While Gintoki was still struggling with his question, Kyubei, who hadn't received a reply for a long time, looked even more disappointed: "Sorry, I asked a silly question."

[Oh no, I need to hurry!!] Gintoki's eyes quickly scanned the notebook, finding a relatively good reply at the bottom.

[15: I've compared you and Polaris to see who's more beautiful, and indeed, it's you...]

Although that line was a bit cheesy, it was undoubtedly the most suitable for this moment, and Gintoki pressed button 15 without hesitation.

"I've compared your beauty to that of Polaris; who is more beautiful?"

Hearing these sweet words, Kyubei froze for a moment, her fair cheeks instantly turning crimson. She stared at him, somewhat lost in thought, and then…

"As expected, your hemorrhoids are bigger!"

[Gintoki, still remotely controlling the device, stared wide-eyed, sweating profusely. He hadn't expected that what seemed like a normal love confession would end with such a filthy mole!]

"What kind of lines did that damn ninja prepare? Why did he mention hemorrhoids there?!"

"Gintoki, let's move to another planet. I can't think of any other reason why you have the courage to live..."

As expected of you, the Hemorrhoid Ninja! Behind those seemingly normal sweet words, you actually hid such a deadly move, making it truly impossible to guard against. You truly deserve the title of Hokage!

Azure Sea World

Ailey jumped up from her chair, slamming her hand on the table in frustration, and yelled, "This is it! I knew it would be this!!"

The first half of the love quote was quite touching, but who knew there was a second half? Are all these people allergic to romance?

"Forget it, Ailey."

Looking at the excited Ai Lai, Chisa sighed deeply: "Do you expect any serious answers from that notebook full of hemorrhoids?"

Looking at the first fourteen, you can tell that the fifteenth voice line isn't anything serious either; only an idiot like Gintoki would try it.

"That's what they say, but..." Ai Lai silently shed tears of sorrow, tears for her lost youth.

Why is it that every time a scene manages to move her, the emotion never lasts more than three seconds? It's toxic!

Meanwhile, Kohei and Iori, who were not far away, looked at each other, glanced down at the notebooks in their hands, and remained silent for a moment.

With a loud thud, the two men, their faces contorted in rage, slammed the notebook to the ground, roaring furiously, "Who would use a notebook full of hemorrhoid-related problems?!"