Chisa looked at Iori, whose face was full of struggle, and was speechless: "Your expression is completely different from what you said, you idiot."
Ai Lai silently chimed in with a sarcastic remark: "Next time you say something like that, put the bottle down first."
Believing that Iori can quit drinking is less realistic than believing that Mr. Hijikata can quit smoking; at least he has something to look forward to, while this guy truly has no hope.
At that moment, Kohei, who was still deep in thought, suddenly looked up and asked a question: "By the way, does anyone remember what Mr. Hijikata came here for?"
The two seniors exchanged glances, the image of Brisa flashing through their minds, yet they were somewhat uncertain: "Uh... save the world?"
Senior Azusa loudly retorted, "No, we came here to collect the Dragon Balls to revive Korin!"
Nana Hana was taken aback for a moment: "Eh, isn't it because you came out for a vacation to relax?"
Aside from verbally asking for cigarettes, she felt that Fourteen was really just like a vacation, since she had traveled to several planets but still hadn't gotten a cigarette.
If you really want to smoke, you can just bring a pack of cigarettes from Earth!
"If that's the case... it seems to make sense!" Listening to these various reasons, Kohei couldn't find a single fault with them.
After all that trouble, Fourteen, back on Earth, resolved to quit smoking, but he just couldn't stick to it...
[Therefore, in order to obtain the legendary cigarette, Hijikata Toshiro trained day and night, even going so far as to don a martial arts uniform and climb the legendary Karin Tower.]
After his rigorous training at the Heavenly Shrine, Hijikata Toshiro confidently entered the World Martial Arts Tournament.
Standing before him was none other than the legendary Majin Buu… uh, Baka Prince!
"Again?! You've probably already stuffed the lawyer's letters into the box... But then again, this Majin Buu is just perfect."
"Hahaha, where did you guys find this Majin Buu cosplay? Apart from exuding silliness, it's totally believable."
Seeing this increasingly outrageous premise, the people from other worlds were speechless. Fourteen, is it possible you've wandered into the wrong show...?
Gintama World
Why?!
Seeing this increasingly bizarre development, Shinpachi frantically grabbed his hair with both hands and roared hoarsely, "Why would Mr. Hijikata go and participate in the World Martial Arts Tournament?"
"What's with that Karinta? And that martial arts uniform? This is clearly a design from another anime!!"
Let alone the final episode of Silver Tower Mom that just finished airing, this one feels more like the final episode, the kind that appears and disappears in an instant. Is it really too late for the gorilla to apologize?
"What nonsense are you talking about, Shinpachi?" Kondo crossed his arms, still as steady as a rock: "This is Gintama Z, isn't it normal to participate in the World Martial Arts Tournament?"
"Hahaha." Katsura laughed loudly a few times before slowly saying, "Shinpachi, you're still young and might not understand. This is called a cameo, a common trope in anime."
"..." Shinpachi's eyelids twitched. These unreliable adults were completely unreliable.
Cameo appearances? I've never seen more cameo characters than main characters in Gintama 3! What the heck is 7Z? That suspicious letter Z—are you guys even trying to piggyback on the trend in the title?!
With Fourteen's departure to participate in the World Martial Arts Tournament, the epic "Quit Smoking" arc came to an end. However, the "Quit Drinking" arc was about to begin.
[Soon, the screen, which had gone black, lit up again with a new title: "Gintama: The Sobering Arc"...]
"Wow, I just quit smoking, and now I'm quitting drinking. Will there be a gambling addiction chapter next? Of course, as long as I don't quit sex, I'll do anything."
"The 'Quit Smoking' arc defeated the Emperor of the Universe and also found the Dragon Balls along the way. So, will the 'Quit Drinking' arc involve setting sail to find One Piece and, incidentally, defeating Kaido?"
Having learned from the experience of the No Smoking episode, people in other worlds were instinctively more wary of the No Drinking episode, since the group in it had no morals whatsoever and was capable of anything.
Just look at Fourteen's journey to quit smoking; besides endless side quests, he not only failed to find cigarettes but also got beaten up...
P.S.: I'll also write about Gintoki, one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea, quitting drinking.
Chapter 998 In short, find the time machine quickly! Opening Ceremony: Lightning Strike.
The scene begins with Gintoki and others enjoying a happy year-end party, drinking to their hearts' content. Even Gintoki himself can't remember when the drinking ended.
When Gintoki woke up from his hangover, his head was spinning, and his eyelids felt as heavy as lead; he struggled to open them even a crack.
“After yesterday… no, I can’t remember.” Gintoki, shirtless, felt a splitting headache: “Where am I?”
[Upon noticing what appeared to be a person lying beside him, Gintoki instantly sobered up, frozen in place as if struck by lightning, cold sweat pouring down his forehead.]
"No way...really...wait...this...could it be...Jump has exceeded k points!!"
[Gintoki screamed inwardly, his hand trembling as he reached out and pulled back the blanket covering the other person: "Please, at least it can't be someone I know, please..."]
When Gintoki lifted the covers and saw Otose's old face, all color drained from his face instantly, leaving it a lifeless, ashen gray, as if his soul had been drained away.
[His wide-open mouth and bulging eyes seemed to be telling a story of endless despair...]
"Pfft... Hahaha... Now I know why it's called 'The Quitting Alcohol Chapter,' the opening was a real shock! I even have the urge to quit drinking!!!"
"I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die laughing at his expression sooner or later. He's not just an acquaintance, he's an intimately familiar one. Gintoki's anxiety can finally die..."
Looking at Gintoki's face, which was a masterpiece of despair, the people from other worlds were laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight. Drunkenness leads to trouble, and fake alcohol is harmful, Gintoki!
To put it simply, this incredible scene would be considered quite sensational even in the realm of the bizarre and unusual.
Azure Sea World
Seeing the horrifying scene, Iori's pupils dilated suddenly, the color drained from her face instantly, turning her ashen white, and the wine in her mouth spilled out uncontrollably from the corners of her slightly open lips.
By the time he came to his senses, his back was already soaked with sweat, and his body began to tremble uncontrollably: "Quit drinking...I must quit drinking..."
The current situation is so horrifying that even an outsider like him would have his heart stop. No man could bear it!
He had considered that it might be Sarutobi and Tsukuyomi, and even Miss Amy had guessed it, but he never expected that it would be Granny Otose who broke through the encirclement...
"Kitahara, are you crazy? You actually said you're going to quit drinking?" Kōhei grabbed Iori by the neck with a ferocious expression, his eyes blazing with fury: "What kind of club do you think you're in, you bastard!"
Don't get me wrong, don't think that Kohei's organization of Iori's sobriety is based on any high level of ideological awareness. He just felt that if Iori quit drinking, he would be the one who would suffer!
As for why I didn't pull on the collar? Don't ask, the answer is there's no such thing...
"Kouhei." Iori, whose neck was being choked, pointed to the screen, her tone slightly heavy: "Do you have the courage to side with demons?"
"Gulp—" Kohei's pupils contracted sharply, and he swallowed hard, feeling a bit scared, and silently let go of her hand... Clearly, he didn't have the courage.
Gintama World
Fear overwhelmed Gintoki completely, his face turning deathly pale. He instinctively rushed towards the cabinet, frantically burying his head deep inside.
Her voice even trembled with tears as she stammered, "P- ...
"I'll go anywhere, even if I'm Kasei-sensei, Gosho-sensei, or even Ginpachi-sensei, just let me get away from here... Kamisama, please, I'll give you 300 yen."
This is absolutely terrible!
This couldn't have gotten any worse!!
It's like Nobita discovering that the person lying next to him isn't Shizuka, but Gian... Why are you here, Gian? You could even be Doraemon!
Shinpachi instinctively took a step back, staring at Gintoki as if he were a piece of scum: "This guy actually has the audacity to make a wish."
"Although I'm very unwilling, there's nothing I can do about it." Little Ape wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes as if she had resigned herself to her fate: "I accept defeat wholeheartedly, after all, they love each other."
Hey, who's in love with that stinky old woman who's halfway to her coffin?!
"Let's not talk about it. That guy..." Fourteen lit a cigarette with a touch of melancholy, as if sighing or reminiscing: "He was no ordinary man."
Hey, why that expression? Why the sudden look of admitting defeat? Don't you usually dislike Gintoki...?
Gintoki was internally screaming, his forehead covered in tiny beads of sweat. This was hell!
The two vomited uncontrollably at the thought of last night's events. After a brief, workplace-romance-like conversation, Gintoki went his separate ways and ran home.
[But after running only a few steps, he started swaying unsteadily, feeling nauseous, and leaned against a lamppost to vomit violently: "So disgusting...so disgusting...I can't tell if it's from the hangover or something else!!"]
A pair of glasses involuntarily flashed into Gintoki's mind. He regretted not listening to Shinpachi's advice; he didn't know what expression to wear when he went back.
[Gintoki, fearing that Shinpachi and the others would find out, paced anxiously around the door for a long time, unable to muster the courage to go back, until he encountered Tama.]
"I woke up to find myself in a garbage dump. I drank way too much, ahahaha." Gintoki couldn't look the other person in the eye and could only laugh sheepishly, trying to brush it off.
“I didn’t ask.” Tama looked at Gintoki with some confusion. “Actually, Granny Otose also didn’t come home last night. She just got back and said she slept in the garbage dump.”
Gintoki visibly panicked, fine beads of sweat forming on his forehead. He stammered, "N-no, we weren't in the same trash heap, we didn't sleep together, don't misunderstand!"
"Hahaha, that's hilarious! What the hell, you two weren't sleeping in the same garbage dump? You'd better shut up, Gintoki..."
"Poor Shinpachi, his true form appears directly in Gintoki's memories, without even his glasses frames."
Seeing Gintoki in such a state of confusion, everyone's smiles were harder to suppress than AK's. It was just making things worse. If they asked a few more questions, poor Gintoki would even be able to tell them what color his panties were.
[Gintoki later learned from Tama that when they reached the second house at the year-end party, Shinpachi and Kagura, who wanted to sleep, had already gone home.]
[At the third house, Tama carried Catherine back. Only Otose and a few others remained, and they even stumbled upon the ninjas' year-end party.]
So at that time, Gintoki suggested that the fourth place be Yoshigen...
Gintoki finally breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems Shinpachi and Kagura don't know yet; the problem lies with those adults."
Emiya Family's Meal World
Upon hearing that there was a fourth party, Shirou couldn't hold back any longer and helplessly rubbed his forehead, saying, "No way... just how much did he drink?!"
In the "Quit Smoking" episode, Mr. Hijikata couldn't find any cigarettes to smoke, so why is it that in the "Quit Drinking" episode, he can find alcohol everywhere?
"I don't know, but it's a lot." Cú Chulainn shrugged helplessly. "If I hadn't drunk much, I probably wouldn't have made a mistake."
You know, even Otose-san...
Well, in that case, that master from the Land of Shadows who likes to act young doesn't seem so unacceptable after all.
Thinking of Granny Otose's old face, Shirou still felt a lingering fear: "Judging from this, the Alcohol Abstinence arc shouldn't have as many twists and turns this time."
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