After this trip, I might not only quit smoking, but I might even quit altogether. I just want a cigarette, why make it so complicated!
"Hmph, just remember not to fight the comedic characters." Vegeta snorted coldly, his expression somewhat unpleasant: "Those guys are just so unreasonable."
Severely injured, with a severed arm, Cell stared at XIV in disbelief: "Why... did I, who absorbed the cells of a super-Earthling, actually lose?!"
[The image of that middle-aged man with a receding hairline, a large belly, and a "Sun Fist" pose kept flashing through my mind...]
"To actually defeat me, who absorbed all sorts of cells and surpassed my complete form, I acknowledge your attack!"
"Then as you wish, here are the beads." Cell, forcing himself to stand up despite his severe injuries, spat out the remaining six beads in front of XIV.
The patterns inside are all different, and one of the planets is even a 1/2 zodiac symbol...
Looking at the wet, sticky beads on the ground, soaked with what appeared to be either saliva or stomach acid, Fourteen's face darkened.
"Use these beads to summon the dragon and grant my wish... My wish is to graduate from childhood!"
After saying that, Cell collapsed completely without any regrets, meeting his end.
"Hahaha, this is hilarious! This isn't a Dragon Ball that lets you make wishes, it's clearly a mahjong set!"
"Well, the way Mr. Cell took out the mahjong set... uh beads was quite peculiar. You can tell he's been cheating a lot."
Looking at those few wet beads, everyone's expressions became extremely complicated. "Brother, if possible, could you please spit out the rest of the tiles too?!"
Stop pretending, you clearly have a mahjong set inside your stomach... Putting aside the disgusting slime, take it out, wash it, and you should be able to play mahjong for a while.
Grand Carnival World
"Hiss—this is incredible!" Gudako instinctively took a step back, her eyes filled with panic, her voice trembling: "Cell's ambition is truly enormous..."
Mashu was startled by her senior's appearance. She swallowed hard, her voice trembling involuntarily, "S-senpai...did you discover something?"
This was the first time she had ever seen her senior feel fear. There was no mistake, her senior must have discovered some incredible secret about Cell!
"Hmm, look at that guy..." Gudako nodded solemnly, pointed to the wet ball on the screen, and said in a deep voice, "He's obviously planning to go for a straight flush!"
Mashu froze on the spot, barely suppressing the urge to punch someone, and gritted her teeth as she said, "...That's it?"
"What do you mean 'that's all'?" Gudako looked at Mashu in shock. "Isn't that ambition big enough?!"
Even on the verge of death, he's still dreaming of becoming a big shot. His ambition is truly immense. This courage to face death and live might just reach the legendary realm... the realm of ghosts and gods!
Another World Quartet World
"This wish..." Kazuma paused for a moment, then silently gave a thumbs up: "Different worlds, same dream!"
So here's the question: given that the wet beads grant wishes in a wet form, what about Mr. Cell's wish...?
Those who know, know; there are indeed some experts.
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"Speaking of which, this is the story of Mr. Hijikata looking for cigarettes, right?" Looking at Cell who seemed to have no regrets about his demise, Ainz was speechless: "What makes it think that Fourteen will grant its wish?"
Most importantly, instead of focusing on graduating from childhood, let's pay attention to other things first. Why are you thinking about graduating when you're already dying?
Upon hearing this, Natsuki Subaru pondered for a moment, then hesitated before asking, "Could it be because... Hijikata-san is kind?"
After recalling the purpose of XIV's attack on Cell, Kazuma and the others nodded silently. That's right, it was because XIV was kind!
[After delivering a string of sarcastic remarks about Cell's absurd wish, Fourteen Cannons decided not to bother with it, as the wish was truly meaningless.]
"Anyway, now that we've collected all seven beads, let's hurry up and revive Gulin, and ask him for some cigarettes..."
As soon as Fourteen turned around, he saw Yamcha holding Cell's strange, spotted severed arm, examining it closely with a hint of eagerness: "What is this? Can I eat it?"
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Fourteen's face darkened: "That disgusting thing is obviously inedible. Aren't you going to take care of Gu Lin?"
"Oh, right." After hearing Fourteen's complaint, Yamcha remembered that Gulin still needed to be revived, so he began to summon Shenron.
"Come out, wet dragon!" The two stretched their hands towards the sky, holding the pose for a long time, but there wasn't the slightest movement.
"Huh? Looking closer, this isn't a wet glider." Yamcha bent down to pick up the four-pointed star from the ground: "It's a slippery glider!!"
"Dude, what the hell is the difference? It's obvious that the one with the 'one' symbol is the one that's clearly different!"
"It's obvious that this is being done incorrectly. You have to summon it using Namekian, otherwise Shenron won't understand."
Seeing that they had completely forgotten about Gulin's resurrection and were instead researching whether Yamcha, which contained a severed hand, was edible, the people from other worlds couldn't help but sigh in amazement.
Aside from his somewhat unusual taste, Gu Lin is truly blessed to have you as a good brother!
Emiya Family's Meal World
"Big brother, isn't the shape obvious enough?" Shirou was sweating profusely as he watched Yamcha grab the severed arm and try to bite it, fearing that Yamcha might bite him without warning.
It's worth noting that even the Leos Squad, who eat everything in the Labyrinth Meal, wouldn't even consider eating humanoid monsters.
Cú Chulainn's expression was somewhat complicated: "You can't even have this thought if you haven't been starving for a week."
If not, then it can only be said that this Mr. Yamcha not only has a unique way of thinking, but also a rather unique taste...
"Those beads... you can tell them apart by feel, not by the pattern." Rin Tohsaka covered her face with her hand, exclaiming helplessly, "Then what's the point of adding patterns?!"
She thought it was a mistake with the chicken-patterned bead, since it was clearly different from the other beads. Who would have thought it would be a four-star bead?
If it weren't for the mistake of the "One of Bamboo" (幺鸡)... then those 7 beads really are a set of Mahjong tiles!
Chapter 997, "Gintama: The Sobering Arc," begins.
[As it turns out, there's not much difference between wet and slippery. With a burst of golden light, the slick, wet dragon appeared before them.]
"You've collected all the Sticky Pearls..." The enormous dragon's body snaked across the sky, its gaze fixed majestically upon the group.
"It's neither wet nor slippery!!"
Upon hearing Shenron speak, Fourteen couldn't help but complain, then looked at Yamcha: "Whatever the beads are, just revive Gulin already."
Looking at the sticky dragon, Yamcha was utterly disappointed, his whole demeanor drooping: "So it wasn't a slippery ball after all... oh well..."
"No, no, no, is this something that can be let go of? Your good brother Gulin is still waiting to be resurrected, you bastard!!"
"Damn... these bootleg beads, whether wet, slippery, or sticky, can actually summon Shenron? The level of accuracy is incredible!!"
Looking at the sticky dragon winding across the sky, everyone felt a bit of a headache. Judging from the pattern of Fourteen's search for cigarettes, there was likely to be a new side quest coming up.
For example, after the dragon granted their wishes, it turned to stone. So, to repay the dragon's kindness, 680 embarked on a journey to find the 12 mysterious talismans...
Dragon Ball Super World
"I said, are you really not going to save her..." Krillin stared at the somewhat embarrassed Yamcha, his voice full of unspeakable resentment.
It's not a slippery ball, so you just let it go? What happened to your promise to revive me?
Even though it's a pirated Shenron, it's still Shenron! You made the decision so easily, without even the slightest hesitation. How could you be so casual?!
Yamcha, under Krillin's intense gaze, became even more embarrassed. Fine beads of sweat instantly appeared on his forehead. He chuckled awkwardly before managing to stammer, "...Not me."
Well, even he himself thought that Yamcha from the other world was a bit dim-witted.
Piccolo silently withdrew his gaze. Now that Shenron had appeared, he couldn't deny that the Hamekians, the largest tobacco supplier in the entire universe, were behind him!
Looking at this censored version of Shenron, I just feel uneasy...
"If it's sticky, then I want something else." Yamcha hesitated for less than three seconds before firmly stating her wish.
"Give me the hot girl's panties—!!"
"Don't abandon your friends for sticky panties!" Fourteen quickly canceled his previous wish: "That doesn't count, that doesn't count."
The dragon was also getting impatient and urged the group on, saying that if they didn't hurry, the sticky parts would dry up soon.
"Hahaha, that's hilarious! Faced with the choice between sticky underwear and the resurrected Gulin, he didn't even hesitate much and chose the underwear directly."
"You really are Gu Lin's good brother, Yamcha! Even a fake brotherhood is stronger than the two of you."
Seeing that the two had completely forgotten about reviving Gulin, everyone helplessly put their hands to their foreheads. "Guys, have you forgotten what you were planning to do with the Dragon Balls?"
Is there even a question? First, revive the ancient forest that's still lying there dead!
Fourteen lowered his head and pondered for a moment. Since he couldn't smoke the sticky cigarette he had obtained... then, as if he had thought of something, he made a wish to the dragon.
[The scene shifts, and Fourteen is back on Namek, standing before Didi once more: "I still want that last cigarette..."]
“I know those were your father’s last possessions, but… there’s no need for any more possessions.”
"Could it be... Dad..." Deeply moved, Didi looked up, only to be struck dumb, frozen in place.
A slimy, green monster with a tongue sticking out like Orochimaru appeared before them: "Slimy—"
"Where's Daddy? What is this sticky thing? There's a limit to how much you can disrespect your index finger!"
This time, not only did Fourteen not get the Namekian cigarettes, he also got a severe beating from the grandfather and grandson...
"Gintama forbids being moved. I was thinking the ending would be quite heartwarming, but after seeing that mysterious creature, I realized... I might have been moved a little too early."
Seeing Fourteen get a beating, the people from other worlds shook their heads in pity. Poor Fourteen...
After working so hard, traveling across half the universe, and even defeating several universe-level bosses, I didn't get a cigarette and instead got beaten up!
Azure Sea World
"With this free time, let alone cigarettes, even alcohol... I can... I can..." Iori took a deep breath, her gaze firm yet tinged with struggle, and almost squeezed out the two words through clenched teeth: "I've quit."
Now he knows why it's called the "Quit Smoking" episode. Just look at Mr. Hijikata's dramatic journey and you'll understand. It's really hard to have a cigarette!
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