"It's so heavy! Just looking at it makes my conscience feel guilty. How can I possibly smoke such a heavy cigarette?!"
Seeing this scene, people from other worlds felt a bit awkward, feeling that there were so many things to complain about, but they didn't know where to even begin.
It's so heavy!!
This cigarette is so heavy, just looking at it makes my conscience ache. Who could possibly smoke it?!
Chapter 994 The Super Earth Awakens from Frustration! One Strike Instantly Destroys the Cosmic Emperor.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
Witnessing this heartbreaking scene, Shirou Emiya, the champion of justice, instantly broke down, pointing tremblingly at the screen: "No...you...this...he..."
It was clearly a very sad thing, but when he realized that it was actually a story caused by a cigarette, he just felt a little annoyed.
After all... why would the evil emperor of the universe, Briza, have nothing better to do than travel all this way to this planet just to blow up a tobacco field?
This is insane! Does he deserve the resounding title of the Evil Emperor of the Universe?
Also, the fighting styles of the Namekians and Briza are clearly different!!!
Seeing Shirou constantly making sarcastic remarks, Archer was somewhat surprised: "Oh? You don't plan to be a partner of justice, but want to switch to being a sarcastic commentator? That might not be a bad choice."
Cú Chulainn looked Shirou up and down, then shook his head in disappointment: "He's still far from it. He should at least get some glasses first."
Ignoring the two Servants who were starting to go off-topic, Rin Tohsaka objectively gave her evaluation: "If this were another world, I probably would have been moved by it!"
But after all, it's Gintama. Their world seems to be allergic to being moved, which makes her feel not only unmoved but also a little amused...
Shirou nodded slightly and nodded heavily, understanding that Tohsaka was equally speechless at that moment.
If you don't want Mr. Hijikata to smoke, just say so. This cigarette is so dangerous that he'd probably tremble just holding it.
[Hijikata Toshiro, carrying the incredibly heavy relics of the Namekians, returned to his spaceship, preparing to head to the next planet, where he happened to encounter that old man again.]
"What a coincidence! Um...did you get a smoke? Or are you planning to go back?"
"No..." Fourteen turned his head sharply, veins bulging on his forehead, his eyes seemingly spitting fire, and gritted his teeth as he replied, "I plan to defeat Blissa!!"
"What?! Brisa—?" The middle-aged man was completely bewildered. Wasn't this guy here for a smoke?
"No way you could possibly smoke that stuff! Kill Blissa first, then you can smoke it; that guy definitely has cigarettes on him!"
"No way, you're planning to challenge the evil emperor of the universe just so you can smoke a cigarette?... I admire your courage!"
"Hahaha, no, no, it's not that bad. It's obvious that Fourteen, who doesn't have a cigarette, has already reached his limit."
Seeing Fourteen almost driven mad, the people from other worlds were laughing so hard they were rolling on the floor. He was going to defeat the super demon king and save the world in the process, all for the sake of smoking!
This reason for saving the world was the most hardcore and abstract they had ever seen, bar none!
Dragon Ball Super World
"Hmph hmph hmph..." Frieza, still in hell, curled his lips into a cold smile and spoke in an elegant yet impolite manner.
"You dare challenge me, Frieza? Before you die, let me commend your courage, Earthling!"
He had figured it out: the evil emperor of that world, Blissa, was probably his counterpart in another world.
It doesn't even consider the mere Earthlings a threat! In its eyes, the other party's foolish behavior is no different from courting death.
The people in the Celestial Temple on Earth actually held similar thoughts, which were indeed somewhat irrational...
"This is really troublesome." Goku scratched his head helplessly: "How are they supposed to fight Frieza?"
"To be precise, it should be Briza." Piccolo subconsciously corrected the difference; he really didn't want to associate it with the Hamekians who grew tobacco.
"We can't do anything about it." Klin shook his head regretfully.
Even with all his skills, Goku couldn't win. He couldn't defeat the Kaioken, Spirit Bomb, or anything else. Without the Super Saiyan form, he wouldn't have been able to get past this challenge at all.
The scene shifts to a desolate planet, shrouded in dust and wind. A strangely shaped frog hops across the landscape, revealing the two figures before the onlookers.
Hijikata Toshiro stood tall and straight, his long sword casually placed to the side, staring expressionlessly at King Brisa opposite him.
"You dare challenge me?" King Brisa seemed to take a liking to this human who dared to confront him, a faint, cold smile playing on his lips.
"Your recklessness is somewhat commendable. After witnessing my power, can you still laugh?"
"Then I'll show you... my full power—!!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Brisa's aura surged dramatically, and a blinding purple light erupted like a raging tsunami, rushing wildly in all directions.
Even the surrounding environment was affected by this powerful force. Gale-force winds swept everything away, and distant mountains collapsed under its force, massive boulders shattering into pieces.
"Hmph, how about it..." Brisa's voice was low and cold as she looked at Fourteen, who stood rooted to the spot, and sneered, "Looks like you're too scared to even speak."
"...To be honest, I'm speechless. Your style is totally off, you idiot!!"
"Ugh, glasses frames... I need a pair of glasses frames to help me with my吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments). This is clearly someone else's theater."
Watching King Blissa explode on his own, the people from other worlds were completely dumbfounded... There must be a mistake, director, their art styles seem a bit different!
Gintama World
"Wait a minute—!!" Shinpachi screamed hysterically, pulling at his hair as if he had seen a ghost.
"Why am I going up against King Blissa? Why do I have to fight Blissa just to have a smoke?"
"And this plot and setting are completely copied from that Dragon O movie next door! Are you sure this is okay, Gintoki...?"
"Don't worry, it'll be fine." Gintoki's previously composed face instantly contorted, his smile becoming somewhat forced: "Lord Frieza is quite elegant; he might actually be carrying a cigarette..."
"That's not what I'm asking you—!!!" Shinpachi roared in despair, "Don't talk like you know so much about Lord Frieza. The Silver Tower is about to face its true final chapter, you know."
This development can be described in one word... a small amount of Gintoki's mother was discovered in Dragon Ball.
Gintoki, his eyes vacant and his face contorted with utter exasperation, slowly raised a finger: "Then we can only pray that the gorilla apologizes quickly enough, otherwise we'll all die together, hehe..."
"Um... Fourteen..." Kondo-san, seeing this scene, patted the other person's shoulder with a heavy expression: "Why don't you consider quitting smoking?"
"Kondo-san, if you want me dead, just say so..." Fourteen looked speechlessly at the cigarette in his hand. No, how did my smoking a cigarette relate to the life and death of Silver Tower's mother?
Dragon Ball Super World
“That’s King Brisa…” Klin’s previously relaxed expression froze instantly, his smile stuck on his lips: “How should I put it… it feels weird.”
Looking at the long-haired King Frieza, Krillin felt a strange unease, especially the unusually strong sense of déjà vu, which made him feel uneasy.
Gohan nodded in agreement, looking at the screen with a puzzled expression: "I think so too."
Bulma, seeing the frog flash by, was immediately terrified and hid behind Vegeta in fear.
"Even the Ginyu Force is there... I wonder if Vegeta from that world will appear."
"Hmph." Vegeta snorted arrogantly. The Ginyu Force was no match for them anymore; even ten of them wouldn't be enough for them to take their share.
Meanwhile, Frieza, in Hell, looked at his counterpart in another world, and his feelings were quite complex.
Putting everything else aside, is it really necessary to go all out against a mere Earthling? (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Are you mentally prepared? Well then..." King Brisa didn't want to waste any more words, his eyes hardening: "I'm here!"
King Brisa exuded a chilling aura. He took a sudden, seemingly casual step, yet it carried the weight of a thousand pounds, shattering the ground instantly.
Immediately afterwards, his body shot towards the target like an arrow released from a bow, so fast that he almost left a blur in the air, and then...
[With a few flashes of light, the once arrogant King Frieza instantly coughed up blood and collapsed to the ground in agony.]
"Hand over the cigarettes." Fourteen slowly stepped forward, knife in hand. "You should have them on you, shouldn't you? They destroyed Namek."
Brisa, his tail half-broken, barely managed to support himself, staring at Fourteen in disbelief. He never imagined he would lose to such a monkey.
"Could it be... you're the legendary super-Earthling?!"
Fourteen, already nearly driven mad by his lack of nicotine, had no patience for his nonsense: "Hand over the cigarettes now, I'm really frustrated because I don't have nicotine!"
Hearing Fourteen's words, King Brisa became even more certain of his guess: "A super-Earthling awakened due to restlessness..."
Suddenly, as if struck by a sudden realization, Brisa's face broke out in a cold sweat: "Could it be that you are the son of that Earthling who challenged me alone back then?!"
As she spoke, she recalled the man's appearance: a strange middle-aged man with a receding hairline, wearing a white shirt and underwear, and sporting a combat power detector on his head...
"Um...King Blissa, are you sure you're not mistaken this time? It's obviously not him, hey! Who the hell is this middle-aged balding man?!"
"No, no, no, there are no superhumans. The person in front of you is just an ordinary smoker who is having a craving."
Watching King Brisa vanish in an instant, everyone was speechless. The title of "Evil Emperor of the Universe" seemed a bit undeserved.
All that fancy stuff, and it got ripped off by a smoker in one swift move...
Even more unexpectedly, Fourteen actually saved a planet while smoking!
Chapter 995 It's quite reasonable for him to go looking for the Dragon Balls just to smoke!
Dragon Ball Super World
"???" In Hell, Frieza's signature wicked smile vanished instantly, and his once sharp gaze was now shrouded in mist, appearing empty and lost.
"I, the mighty evil emperor of the universe, Frieza... have been defeated just like that?! How is this possible?!"
Frieza, regaining his senses, was filled with disbelief and anger at the outcome of the battle. What happened to his burst of power? What happened to unleashing his full power?
Having witnessed the existence of Super Saiyans, he could accept being defeated, but he could not accept being defeated so easily.
Frieza grew angrier the more he thought about it, his eyes blazing with fury, his teeth grinding together: "A fake is a fake..."
Even if it were Super Saiyan Goku, it could at least put up a fight, but this Bliss was instantly defeated by such an unknown Earthling...
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