Wang Jiang, who was leisurely fishing by the river with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, was stunned: "This is... hell!"

Everywhere you look, there are no-smoking signs; it's no exaggeration to call it hell on earth. But... at least leave some way out!

It's one thing to ban people from speaking in convenience stores and arcades, but to not even allow smoking in public restrooms? That's going too far!

Thinking of this, Wang Jiang couldn't help but feel a little fortunate: "It's a good thing that Fuyuki City doesn't ban smoking, otherwise I would have lost one of my only two sources of enjoyment."

Fourteen, who hadn't had a cigarette in a long time, wandered the streets like a walking corpse: "Damn it... Have we smokers become homeless without us even realizing it?"

Just then, Fourteen's gaze pierced through the crowd and landed on the smoking area a few hundred meters away...

“Th-that is…”

In that instant, Fourteen seemed like a thirsty traveler trapped in the desert who had suddenly discovered an oasis; he felt completely redeemed.

As Fourteen raced towards the oasis, he overlooked an important news item in the center of the square: a press conference featuring an interview with the uncle.

"How can someone who can't even save themselves save the world? If they can't even save themselves, even if their daughter hates them, then they can't save the world."

"Therefore, for the next week starting today, a smoking ban will be implemented throughout Edo..."

At the same time, just as Fourteen flicked his cigarette ash, a violent explosion occurred, instantly turning the cigarette he had just bought into charred remains!

"Cigarette...cigarette..." Fourteen, his face covered in blood, tremblingly reached out towards the burnt-out cigarette, but it was too late; the charred cigarette had already vanished into thin air.

"Dude, instead of worrying about cigarettes, I think you should worry about yourself first. You were blown to bits!!"

"This bizarre reason for banning smoking... So, it's because his daughter hates him for smoking, so he decided to ban smoking throughout the city!"

Seeing the sudden explosion, the people from other worlds had black lines on their faces and twitching lips. Although smoking is very harmful, no matter how you look at it, the danger of this explosion is still greater!

P.S.: After browsing the comments section, it seems many people want to see the hairstyle from the Gintama arc. The reactions from the Dragon Ball world to the "quitting smoking" arc should be quite interesting.

There are already too many variations of Shirou, and few people follow the manga and games. I probably won't write about him in DanMachi... Please understand that it's impossible to please everyone.

I haven't decided what to write for the next chapter yet. If I don't have a good choice later, I'll finish the one I started writing.

Chapter 993 The Cosmic Evil Emperor Brisa, a cigarette he simply cannot bring himself to smoke!

Azure Sea World

"I see!" Iori exclaimed as if she had suddenly discovered a new world, "It seems that the anti-smoking laws in that world are quite strict."

"No, no, no..." Ai Lai waved her hand hurriedly upon hearing this, then pointed at Fourteen, whose face was covered in blood, and complained in a somewhat frantic manner: "This is way too much!"

Who in their right to ban smoking would plant a bomb in the designated smoking area?!

You've clearly missed the point! You're police officers, not terrorists. What are you doing planting bombs in the residential area?!

"To be honest, it was a bit scary..." Senior Zi patted her chest with lingering fear. Even she, who was usually carefree, was really startled by the sudden explosion.

Banning smoking doesn't warrant resorting to bombs, does it? That's just too ruthless...

"That's right!" Looking at the group of naked men around her, Ai Lai couldn't help but shed tears of sorrow.

With such enforcement, she actually hopes that her world can also ban alcohol as well... otherwise, her entire youthful memories wouldn't be filled with mosaics.

Detective Conan World

Watching Fourteen get blown away with a flick of cigarette ash, Conan's lips twitched, and his legs felt weak: "N-no...it can't be that bad..."

Rather than silencing people, he now hopes that the Shinsengumi can ban the bombs first, because they are much more terrifying than smoke!

At least, the crackdown on white powder is not as strong as their smoking ban. Fourteen just wanted to smoke, and it's not a crime punishable by death!

"Speaking of which, wouldn't you call this entrapment?" Ai Haibara swallowed hard, her voice still trembling with lingering fear.

No wonder there's a smoking area in a city where smoking is prohibited... it was deliberately set up as bait.

This ruthless style of doing things seems familiar... Are they really police officers? They seem more like a terrorist organization than the liquor company.

[The scene shifts to a city where smoking is prohibited. Fourteen, whose only cigarette has been destroyed in an explosion, is now on a spaceship embarking on interstellar travel.]

That's right, in order to be able to smoke cigarettes without restraint, Fourteen, who couldn't stand it any longer, simply signed up for a tour group, planning to go to other planets to smoke...

"Are you also going on a space trip?" An older man looked at Fourteen, who seemed a bit agitated, and couldn't help but ask, "By the way, which planet are you going to?"

Fourteen's eyes were bloodshot: "Namek!"

The older man traveling with us was taken aback: "There's nothing to see in those remote, impoverished places, just tobacco fields. Why would you go there?"

"Is that even a question?" Fourteen slowly turned his head, seemingly trying his best to suppress something, his eyes revealing an undisguised anxiety: "Go get a smoke!!!"

"Don't underestimate smokers, you bastards... Since a smoking ban has been issued, I'll just go smoke outside of Earth! If I run out of cigarettes, I'll just go back to the place of origin and get some!"

"Brother, you're not going to travel to another planet in space just to have a smoke? Is that really necessary...?"

"Good heavens, smoking is banned in the morning, but people are out running around in the afternoon. That's some serious obsession!"

Seeing Fourteen join a tour group, the people from other worlds were dumbfounded. With that determined look, who would believe that there wasn't something mixed in with the cigarette?

Dragon Ball Super World

In the Kami's Lookout, where everyone was gathered, Gohan was visibly taken aback upon hearing the name Namek: "Um... Mr. Piccolo, are they talking about your home planet Namek?"

Upon hearing this somewhat familiar name, Gohan even began to wonder if they were actually from the same universe.

“How could that be…” Piccolo, who was very confident in his hearing, crossed his arms and slowly shook his head: “They were talking about Namek, you misheard!”

After all, that old man said it was a poor, remote place... there wasn't even any scenery, just tobacco fields! Namekians don't grow those things.

"Gohan, you must have misheard." Dende, the Kami who had overheard the two talking, also came over and said with a smile, "Although the names are similar, the universe is so vast that there are bound to be some similar planets."

Gohan nodded, seemingly understanding, realizing he must have misheard. Namek wasn't a tourist destination, and given Hijikata's fighting prowess, going there would be too dangerous.

At this moment, Gohan had no idea how terribly wrong his thinking was...

Amagi Brilliant World

"So, you're planning to travel to another planet's origin to smoke just to have a puff...?" Tiramisu was deeply impressed. "Are you kidding me, Mi~~"

It's just a city-wide smoking ban, not a global one. You can just move to another city. But he went even further and moved to a different planet. He's just too persistent.

Looking at Fourteen's bloodshot eyes, Macaron swallowed hard: "Seriously, is he really smoking a cigarette, Macaron?"

"Macarons, what a rant!" Ke'er Jiangxi also silently gave a thumbs up.

So you went to another planet just to smoke? That's such a reason, you wouldn't even be able to get a sick leave certificate, and nobody would believe you if you told them...

[The scene shifts... and a Namekian with green skin and a single antenna on his head appears before Hijikata Toshiro.]

"I see. I'm delighted that you've come all this way to smoke cigarettes made on our planet Hamek, but it's a pity..."

The Namekian man looked regretfully at the ravaged land: "This planet has been ravaged by the evil emperor Briza and has become a scorched wasteland."

As he spoke, the Namekian man pulled a box from his pocket, inside which lay a pack of cigarettes: "This is the last one."

[Then, forcing back tears, she managed a smile and looked up at Fourteen, her voice choked with emotion: "There's only one, is that alright?"]

"Yamero, Grandpa!" At this moment, a Namekian child grabbed the old man's arm, saying sadly, "This is the last cigarette my father made, it's my father's keepsake from Briza..." (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

As he spoke, Didi drifted into a memory of how his family had lived happily on this planet until the arrival of the evil cosmic emperor, Brisa.

The tobacco fields were destroyed, and Dad died at Brisa's hands. Now, all that's left is this last cigarette in my hand...

"No, no, it's not that serious. Fourteen just wanted to have a smoke. Does it have to be so heavy-hearted? This last relic is just too much to handle!"

"Wait, Bliss, the evil emperor of the universe? He seems more like an anti-smoking ambassador!"

Seeing this utterly absurd turn of events, the people from other worlds didn't know whether to laugh or cry... All he wanted was a cigarette, was it really that serious?!

Dragon Ball Super World

"..." Looking at the appearance of the Namekians, everyone in the Temple of Gods fell silent. This sense of déjà vu was so familiar that they didn't even need to pretend anymore.

"What Namek? Isn't that Namek?"

Bulma was the first to break down, rubbing her forehead with a headache: "That guy called Dee-dee is Dende, and the evil emperor of the universe, Brieza, is actually Frieza, right?"

At first I thought it was just that the names were similar, but I didn't expect them to look even more alike. There are some subtle differences, though, making them look a bit like counterfeit products.

“Although we don’t see Brieza’s face clearly,” Krillin swallowed hard, still feeling a lingering fear, “it looks like it’s still the final stage of Frieza.”

What he really wants to know is, do Super Saiyans exist in that world? Otherwise, how could those people possibly defeat someone in a world where even the cosmic emperor Frieza exists...?

Still in shock, Gohan stood frozen in place, blurting out instinctively, "Mr. Piccolo, Namekians do tobacco business?"

“No, at least not in our universe…” Piccolo’s lips twitched. He still couldn’t accept the fact that those bootlegs were Namekians.

But the familiar figures and familiar developments forced him to believe that the group of counterfeiters were Namekians from another universe.

"So, there are Dragon Balls in that world too?" Vegeta frowned slightly. "Frieza went there for that, didn't he?"

Upon hearing this, everyone exchanged bewildered glances, completely baffled by Brisa's inexplicable act of destroying the cigarette and running away.

This is the evil emperor of the universe! We can't expect him to come all this way just to ban smoking...

After hearing this heartbreaking story, Hijikata Toshiro's face darkened, and fine beads of sweat covered his face as he was deeply troubled by his conscience...

"Stop, Didi! Cigarettes exist to be inhaled; cigarettes that can't be inhaled aren't cigarettes!"

"Whether you let him get damp in the box, or let someone nicely suck it up, which do you think will make that guy happier?"

[Didi thought of her father, tears welling up in her eyes. She bravely wiped away her tears, forcing back her reluctance, and handed the box to Fourteen.]

"Dad, Dad's cigarette...please enjoy it slowly..."

"No way, who could possibly do this! Before the cigarette gets damp, it'll be soaked with tears sooner or later."

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