[Then a homeless couple with hamburger-style haircuts arrived, shouting loudly as they walked towards them, arrogantly demanding to have their picture taken too.]
"Our photos have a much stronger promotional impact than those tacky-looking kids!"
"Exactly! Compared to those high school brats, my Ryuta is 100 times more handsome!"
Hearing this, Shoko stormed off, but Yuuji grabbed her arm. Ignoring this pointless maneuvering was the best strategy.
[Finally, under the threat of the hamburger-headed guy, Akihisa had no choice but to agree to take a similar photo for them, and even thoughtfully posed for them.]
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! What are you bastards doing?!"
Faced with the hamburger-head's anger, Akihisa said innocently, "Didn't you guys say you wanted to film the same thing?"
[Faced with the burger-headed guy who was about to explode with anger, the group turned and ran, exclaiming, "Oh no, the burger-headed guy's furious!"]
"Haha, as expected of a professional photographer! Look at this photo, the accuracy is amazing!"
"Sigh, people these days are so hard to please. You said you wanted to film the same thing, but now that we've actually done it, you're not happy."
Regarding Akihisa's outrageous actions, everyone could only say "Well done!" There are advantages to being an idiot!
Although it seemed like Akihisa was doing it on purpose, they could assure him that it wasn't intentional provocation; that idiot Akihisa wasn't that smart.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable
Rohan Kishibe and the others instinctively turned their gazes toward Josuke Higashikata, whose face was dark.
The other person's face was so dark it seemed like it could drip water, and his body trembled slightly with anger. The surrounding air seemed to freeze because of his rage.
"Hamburger head...you said hamburger head, right??"
After a brief silence...
With a whoosh, apart from the steady Jotaro and the second brother Joe, the others who realized something was wrong quickly moved away from Josuke's vicinity.
"Yarl yarr." Jotaro reached up and pressed down on the brim of his hat, one hand in his pocket, but he still called out Star Platinum just in case.
"What's wrong?" Yi Tai's eyes still revealed a clear stupidity, and he looked around in confusion.
Then, after being pulled away by Koichi and escaping out of Crazy Diamond's range, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"So there really are people with this hairstyle!" Koichi only dared to think this to himself, since Josuke was currently in a state of having nowhere to vent his anger.
After all, he couldn't exactly be talking about Akihisa, who was talking about hamburger heads, from a distance, could he?
Actually, Josuke Higashikata really wanted to seduce that delinquent named Ryuta; he was utterly an insult to that hairstyle!!
After getting away from the hooligans, the two, who were being "detained" by Xiangzi while strolling hand in hand, were suddenly blocked by a wobbly doll.
"Hey, that couple over there looking all lovey-dovey, Fei-chan can recommend some fun rides for you!"
Yuuji was speechless. You guys didn't even bother acting with that voice, huh? Well then, don't blame me...
"Speaking of which, Akihisa was just invited on a date by a female college student."
"Huh? Yoshii-kun? Where did you see him?" The doll visibly panicked and started looking around.
Yuuji sighed: "Are you working a part-time job, Himeji?"
After a moment of silence, the doll pretended to be nonchalant and ignored the question, focusing only on recommending fun rides, like haunted houses.
“Is that so?” Yuuji nodded, completely ignoring the doll, and continued walking forward. “Shoko, let’s go somewhere outside the haunted house.”
Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun World
"Hmm..." Sakura Chiyo looked at Himeji, who was trying to get away with her cuteness, and was also speechless: "Does she really think she's hiding her true feelings?"
That distinctive, soft voice, and the pink hair peeking out from under the wig...
It's so obvious, they've completely betrayed you, Himeji!
Xiao Yu rested her chin on one hand, her eyes scrutinizing and thoughtful, and said slowly, "It's alright if you're just pretending. It should be enough to fool Akihisa."
If the other person is even remotely normal, it's practically the same as blatantly acting...
Moreover, their obsession with the haunted house made Yuuji realize something was wrong. Wasn't it obvious that they had already tampered with the haunted house?
“Indeed.” Sakura Chiyo sighed. This kind of clumsy disguise and acting skills could only fool an idiot like Akihisa.
"That's enough, Yuuji... no, I mean that ugly man over there!" The blue doll suddenly appeared, making a dashing entrance and blocking the way.
[Of course, if the mascot's headgear wasn't worn backwards, it would look quite heroic; now it's transformed into a creepy, surreal, terrifying creature...]
"Akihisa, what's wrong? Why are you dressed like someone's out of their mind?"
[Akihisa instantly exploded: "How rude! What's wrong with your head?!"]
At this moment, Himeji, who was lying on the ground wearing a mascot costume, anxiously reminded him: "Yoshii-kun, your head is on backwards..."
"Oh no!" Akihisa belatedly fiddled with his hood, "No wonder I couldn't see ahead." (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"If we don't get this done quickly, Version will find out." Himeji anxiously tried to help, but a sudden fall caused them both to roll together.
"Hahaha, with your acting skills and disguises that are worse than those of extras, you were exposed long ago. I can only say that you still need to practice!"
"You must be out of your mind. That's a double entendre. The most ridiculous thing is that you can wear the hood backwards and still not realize it!"
It truly lives up to its reputation as an amusement park; even the smiles on everyone's faces haven't stopped since they came in, especially those two guys who thought they were acting very well.
One is naturally clueless, and the other is genuinely clueless. They've already called out each other's names in front of Yuuji, yet they still act like the other hasn't noticed.
Faced with this situation, Yuuji simply said, "Akihisa, don't you need to go on dates with female college students anymore?"
While Akihisa was still looking on with a puzzled expression, Himeji's hair began to defy Newton's laws, rising upwards, and she exuded an incredibly terrifying aura.
"Yoshii-kun, I heard you're dating other girls during such an important operation!"
[As she spoke, Himeji sent a text message to Minami and quickly received a reply: "Minami said she'll be here soon, so let's hear what's going on?"]
"What on earth is going on, Xiaoming—" Minami, dressed in an orange mascot costume, was running wildly when she unleashed a fierce flying kick.
Seeing the three dolls fighting amongst themselves, Yuuji knew his chance had come: "Now, Shoko, let's go to the amusement park rides outside the haunted house!!"
"Shoko?" Not hearing a response, Yuuji instinctively turned around, and was immediately terrified!
[After glancing this way, Hideyoshi continued to whisper in Shoko's ear: "Miss Shoko, you can hug your boyfriend to your heart's content in the haunted house..."]
Without the slightest hesitation, Shoko Mio (4) twisted her elbow directly against Yuuji's: "Yuuji, let's go to the haunted house!"
Feeling the pain in his arm, Yuuji, drenched in cold sweat, had no right to refuse, but he wanted to die knowing exactly what that guy had taught you!
[Xiangzi's eyes were full of anticipation: "In a haunted house, I can hug as much as I want."]
"Good grief, I misjudged her. I thought Shoko was the yandere, but now I realize that Himeji is the real yandere!"
"Akihisa: Hehe, that Night Guy kick was beautiful! I, Akihisa, am willing to call you the strongest!!"
When they heard Hideyoshi refer to Shoko as "Version Shoko," everyone's lips twitched involuntarily. They were really pushing Yuuji to his death!
Especially this title, which is practically the whisper of an ancient evil god, is utterly irresistible. After all, it's like directly registering Xiangzi's household registration...
Baka and Test: Summoning World
“Ms. Shoko…that’s a nice way to address her.” Shoko seemed a little shy as she placed her hands beside her cheeks.
His gaze toward Hideyoshi was full of approval. As expected of Yuko's younger brother... uh, sister, he really knows how to talk.
Meanwhile, Yuuji was in a terrible predicament, bound hand and foot to a cross, surrounded by the FFF group, who were armed with scythes and cloaks.
"The inquisition for heresy is now beginning. Guilty? Death penalty!!"
"The trial hasn't even started yet—!!!" Yuuji cursed frantically, still trying to struggle... Damn it, who tied the rope so tightly?
The FFF group members looked at each other, wondering if they even needed to interrogate him. But considering he was a representative, they decided to give him a chance.
"So, do you have any last words?"
"You're going to say your last words right off the bat..." Yuuji finally understood Akihisa's feelings; he wasn't giving Akihisa a chance to argue.
As the torches drew ever closer, perhaps driven by a strong will to survive, Yuuji's mind raced, flashing through a series of images.
Until Iori's image appeared in my mind... Wait, why are you in my memories?
But you arrived just in time, Iori-senpai!
"I can introduce you to potential partners!!"
"From this day forward, you are our general—"
The crowd instantly changed their expressions, devoutly bowing and worshipping Yuuji, who was bound to the cross. Even Akihisa blended in seamlessly.
Chapter 922 A terrifying haunted house, the kind that comes with its own evil spirits!
The members of the FFF group, blinded by their desires, were cheering for the birth of their new king, completely forgetting something very important!
That is……
Yuuji, who's completely under Shoko's thumb, probably doesn't even have any female friends. Where is he supposed to find someone to introduce them to?
Completely unable to resist, Yuuji was thus escorted by Shoko to the front of the haunted house.
The lecherous man, taking advantage of the moment, produced a document and a pen: "Please sign this before you go in."
"signature?"】
Seemingly noticing Yuuji's question, Hideyoshi stepped forward and explained, "Because these are dangerous recreational facilities, a commitment letter needs to be signed first, just in case."
"Is it really that dangerous here?" Yuuji took the document with some doubt. "It sounds rather interesting."
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