Cú Chulainn immediately became interested and added with a touch of wicked humor, "What if you called Akihisa again at this moment and told him you only have one day left to live?"
“A day is still too long; we should seize the day.” R shook his head: “I should say I’ll be at your house in 30 minutes, and I’ll scatter your ashes.”
Are you devils...?
Ilya looked at the two of them in utter shock: "In that case, I feel like Akihisa really might dare to call the police." (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Judging from the profile picture, this idiot really took this inexplicable threatening phone call seriously and seems quite frightened...
Furthermore, if Yuuji wanted to kill Akihisa, he should at least have to survive today first!
Chapter 920 Oops, my hand slipped! An actor's self-cultivation!
"Damn it, that bastard Akihisa!!" Arriving at the entrance of Fumizuki Paradise, Yuuji was still cursing incessantly: "He'll definitely get revenge for this... ahhh, it hurts, it hurts!"
[Shoko locked Yuuji's elbow joint behind his back, as if escorting a prisoner: "Boyfriends and girlfriends do this."]
Yuuji was sweating profusely, his fingers almost going numb: "You're the only one who locked your joints to prevent anyone from escaping!!"
Just then, two mysterious staff members wearing blindfolds suddenly appeared in front: "Welcome to Kisaragi Luxury Paradise."
The scene suddenly fell silent. Yuuji's arm, which had been almost numb, no longer seemed to hurt so much; all he wanted to do was punch the two of them.
"Oh, isn't this our international friend, the self-proclaimed enthusiastic citizen Akihisa? He's a perfect disguise."
Looking at the two staff members' attire, the smiles on everyone's faces were even harder to suppress than AK's. Yuji was finished; he would be sold out of his pocket by his group of good brothers in no time.
From the initial enthusiasm for giving away tickets to now, it's all a scheme... Akihisa is just trying to screw Yuuji over!
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World
"Wow... such a hardcore way to hold hands." Looking at Yuuji with his joints locked, the president was also sweating profusely: "No, they're more like prisoners of war than a couple."
They say love is war, and now holding hands like escorting prisoners of war seems reasonable... what a load of rubbish! He's never seen anyone use grappling techniques to start a date.
"Prisoners of war?" Ishigami pondered, feeling that the two seemed quite well-matched, one willing to give and the other willing to receive.
"I see." Kaguya, whose mind had been blank, finally came to her senses and murmured, "As for prisoners of war, they really should practice..."
Practice? Practice what? Is it what I'm thinking of?
The whispered murmur didn't escape the president's ears, and he immediately panicked. For safety's sake, should he also learn some counter-grappling techniques?
Looking at the two mysterious staff members, Yuuji silently took out his phone, found the contact "Super Idiot" in the contacts section, and called him.
[Beep, beep, beep——]
[Akihisa's phone suddenly rang, and he answered it right there in front of him: "Who is this?"]
"Yo, Akihisa!" Yuuji said through gritted teeth, staring at Akihisa who dared to answer the phone right in front of him. "What you did was quite interesting."
[Akihisa was silent for a moment, then turned and ran with Hideyoshi, not forgetting to say into the phone, "You've mistaken me for someone else!"]
They stopped running only when they reached the pond. Yuuji then turned to Hideyoshi and demanded, "What do you mean by including you, Hideyoshi?!"
[Even after throwing away his blindfold, Hideyoshi stubbornly refused to admit anything when questioned by Yuuji, insisting that he was a staff member of Kisaragi Land.]
"Heh, if you want to keep playing dumb..." Yuuji took out his phone again, found Hideyoshi's number, and dialed it.
[Beep, beep, beep——]
The familiar ringtone sounded again. Hideyoshi pulled his phone from his pocket, gritted his teeth, and threw it into the pool, saying in an extremely exaggerated tone, "Oops, my hand slipped."
"No, no... Just to ruin a teammate's game, is it really necessary to be so extravagant!"
"Elegant, truly elegant! This kind of maneuver is hard to pull off in actual combat... I certainly don't have Hideyoshi's guts."
Seeing this scene, everyone felt like they were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe. Yuuji's nickname was really right; Akihisa was indeed an incredibly stupid person!
His bizarre move of answering the phone face-to-face was truly baffling; he even dared to say I'd mistaken him for someone else…
Azure Sea World
"Hiss—" The two seniors clicked their tongues in amazement. They had seen people play tricks on others, but they had never seen the King of Fools play tricks on others.
It's one thing to answer the phone in person, but to actually communicate over the phone...
If they could speak to Yuuji at this moment, they would all want to say, "Your Majesty... uh, Yuuji, he's playing a trick on you!"
"This disguise, how should I put it... it's amazing!" Kohei couldn't find any other words to describe it. This disguise was probably only useful to a blind person.
Iori exclaimed with admiration, "They are so dedicated!"
They've practically revealed all their cards, yet they still stubbornly refuse to admit it and keep putting on an act, especially with the phone—the way they threw it away was incredibly decisive.
What a noble spirit of dedication!
Upon hearing Iori's praise, Chisara's gaze became somewhat complicated, and she didn't know how to describe her complex feelings at that moment.
Are all friendships between boys this... uh, this lively?
So far, it's either you tricking me or me tricking you. You could even sum it up in one sentence: You bastard, you've schemed against me again!
Hideyoshi's decisiveness startled Yuuji, and now he was curious about what these two were up to, going to such lengths.
[Hideyoshi had completely immersed himself in the role; after taking the invitation from Shoko, he immediately began his performance.]
"Oh my, this is a special bonus ticket..." he said, then suspiciously pulled out his mobile phone: "Alpha calling Bravo, where's the target?"
At this moment, the screen suddenly changed to a rather complex-looking communication interface...
[The lecherous man muttered: "Strange, I can't move my body..."]
Hideyoshi panicked immediately: "Operation code 70, move to WeddingShif1, and make sure they're eliminated!"
[The gist of this encrypted call is: It can't move? Is the control lever number set to something other than one?]
After the conversation, Hideyoshi turned around and smiled again: "Don't worry about it, this is our private matter."
"No, no, no, anyone would notice your nonsensical code words and actions!!!"
"Okay...you seem pretty professional, but could you tell me where you got this mobile phone from?"
Everyone was still incredibly amazed by that world's ability to pull out equipment anytime, anywhere; it was like everyone had a 4-yuan chrysanthemum!
Gintama World
Seeing this, Kondo was speechless: "That inexplicable communication interface, and those strange gadgets..."
"Isn't this just a joke about the O-type warhead?!"
“You can’t say that, Kondo-san. This happens all the time, doesn’t it?” Hijikata Toshiro leaned against the wall, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and took a deep drag.
"We usually call it borrowing, but it's just borrowing from others."
"We've borrowed a lot from things like plumbers and dragon quests; these are essential elements in any excellent work..."
There it is—Hijikata the Deceptive!
Kondo was shocked to hear this. He was astonished that Gintama could not only distance itself from the story but also shamelessly praise it as an excellent work.
As expected of Hijikata Hijikata the conman!
"No, no, no, Mr. Hijikata, that's usually called copying..." Before Sougo could finish speaking, Kondo slammed his head to the ground.
"That was close..." Kondo looked at Sougo, whose head was buried in the deep pit, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Those words are not to be taken lightly, otherwise Gintama would have been cut in half.
Hideyoshi completely ignored Yuuji's protests and continued acting according to his pre-written script: "Alright, let's proceed with the special service of taking commemorative photos."
【Snapped--】
[As Hideyoshi snapped his fingers, a puff of white smoke instantly appeared on the ground, and the lecherous man, wearing a black hat and keeping his head down, appeared in an instant with incredible speed.]
"Sorry to keep you waiting!"
Seeing yet another person who looked all too familiar appear, Yuuji could no longer contain himself: "Shoko, I'm sorry!"
[As soon as he finished speaking, Yuuji slightly lifted Shoko's skirt, and the pervert, as if acting on instinct, grabbed his camera and lay down on the ground.]
[Yuji took a step forward and blocked Shoko's path, looking down at the silent pervert: "Old habits die hard, silent pervert..."]
"Good heavens, this silent pervert's speed is definitely worthy of a Jonin, even in the Legend of the Five-Inch Mech Eye!"
"As expected of a world-class professional photographer, it's no wonder he was tricked into a passive position; it's pure professional instinct!"
Seeing the silent pervert's instinctive photography skills, many gentlemen were moved to tears. This is the self-cultivation that an excellent photographer should have.
Even when faced with the risk of exposure, they are unwilling to miss any detail. That's what professionalism is all about!
"Yuuji, H," Yuuji was still thinking about how to deal with them when he noticed Shoko walking towards him somewhat shyly: "The rest will take place in bed..."
Faced with such a shocking statement, Yuuji was so startled that he backed away repeatedly: "Y-you've misunderstood, Shoko! I have absolutely no interest in your underwear."
"This is unforgivable!" Xiangzi's eyes darkened instantly, and he gripped the other man's skull tightly. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Ughhhhhh..." Yuuji screamed in agony.
The lecherous man silently raised his camera and captured this heartwarming moment.
"Forgive me for perhaps lacking artistic talent, but where is the warmth in this photo...?"
"The rest of the story takes place in bed... What a shocking statement! What terrible lines!"
Looking at Shoko's merciless iron hand and indestructible grip, everyone silently offered their sincere blessings. Yuuji, you've hit the jackpot with such a great girlfriend!
I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I keep feeling like I can hear Yuuji's bones groaning... But it's nothing to worry about, it's not a big deal after all.
In Chapter 921, Miss Shoko, you can hug her to your heart's content in the haunted house!
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