Seeing this, Miyu reached out and rubbed her head: "If possible, please don't ruin my impression of tennis."
The Magic Ruby's tone was filled with curiosity: "How does Berserker manage to hit even smaller tennis balls with such a small racket?"
No, it's a miracle that a berserker can even know how to play tennis!
Ilya's heart was filled with complex emotions: "Looking at myself in another world, this feeling is really strange."
Fortunately, I didn't do anything shameful, unlike that devilish muscle Rin, who has embarrassed himself here.
The tennis match ended with Berserker being ejected from the game, and the next match has been decided—Blackbeard!
"Why am I Blackbeard?!" Cú Chulainn, crouching in the barrel with only his head sticking out, shouted in utter frustration.
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“There’s nothing we can do.” Artoria shook her head regretfully. “You must abide by the draw results, Lancer!”
Without saying a word, he pulled out his greatsword and stabbed it into the hole left to the side.
"I'll stab—" Red A, without the slightest hesitation, plunged his sword in, completely disregarding Cú Chulainn's life or death.
Just then, Cú Chulainn suddenly heard a voice coming from above him.
"What a show you put on! You bastard."
Gilgamesh stood atop a tall ornament, looking somewhat impatient: "Too much trouble, too much trouble!"
"No...you really just stabbed me like that?!"
"It's confirmed! This wasn't the Holy Grail War at all; it was a reality show!"
Looking at Gilgamesh standing high up, the people from other worlds felt a little ashamed; he still liked to pose from high places.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"How could I have stayed so obediently in the barrel?" Cú Chulainn pointed blankly at himself.
As for how he lost the draw, he probably already knew; the Lancer's luck is E, so he's long been used to it.
The problem is, I'm not stupid. Am I just going to stand there and let myself get stabbed? My master would probably scold me if he found out.
His guess turned out to be correct; Scáthach was indeed complaining, "This apprentice is not only useless, but seems to have lost her mind too."
"GateOfBabylon!" Countless golden ripples appeared behind him, and swords emerged from them one after another.
[Cú Chulainn, inside the barrel, cried out anxiously, "Hey, hey, hey, isn't the Noble Phantasm forbidden?!"]
"I, the king, am the rule!" Gilgamesh's smile was utterly wicked, and the Noble Phantasms rained down on Cú Chulainn like a storm of swords.
Gilgamesh, having done all this, burst into laughter: "Hahaha, Lulu, the rule-breaker, is not tired!"
Medea shouted angrily into the air, "Hey, 4.0, that's my word!"
Gilgamesh retorted matter-of-factly, "What's yours is mine!"
Medea was speechless: "She's simply the oldest scoundrel in human history."
Seeing Cú Chulainn seemingly pierced by a thousand arrows, the people from other worlds twitched. "You're incredibly unlucky! And... you actually just stayed obediently in the barrel?!"
Type-Moon Seventh Singularity
“The most shameless of all time, you’re absolutely right!” Ishtar nodded affirmatively. She would stand up for anyone who criticized Gilgamesh.
Merlin chuckled softly upon hearing this, "Hahaha, isn't this way of vying for the Holy Grail quite interesting!"
Watching videos while slacking off is a rare moment of relaxation for him, especially since he still has a lot of messy things to deal with.
Now, besides letting Tiamat have a sweet dream, I also need to think of a way to save Roman, and even find time to slack off and watch videos.
I'm so busy I can't even keep track of my time. Thinking about it, I realize I'm really working quite hard!
P.S.: No Game No Life, Tokusatsu, 0 Cold Jokes, Another World Quartet, Re:Zero, Cautious Hero... (That's all I can think of for now)
I'm thinking of getting into A Certain Magical Index (Othinus) this way, since this volume is too long...
Chapter 599 The Holy Grail War of the Silly Guys is Truly "Cruel"!
And so it ended...
The Fifth Holy Grail War is becoming increasingly absurd (referring to participating in all sorts of bizarre competitions). After a chaotic and chaotic battle (after all the competitions), they gradually...
[The scene shifts to dusk; the former arena is now a ruin, surrounded by severed limbs and remains.]
Meanwhile, the oldest "rogue," the Hero King, had his head stuck in a pillar, and the other heroic spirits had also lost consciousness and collapsed to the ground.
[Emiya Shirou, still wearing his game helmet, clutched his injured left arm and looked at the useless figure before him, sighing, "The Holy Grail War, what a brutal battle!"]
"Yeah, it's really cruel... my ass! How did this game, which should have been a game, turn into this mess?!"
The people from other worlds stared wide-eyed at the absurd scene before them, their heads buzzing, and an overwhelming urge to make sarcastic remarks welled up inside them.
Oh no, the image of the Wise King is completely ruined! What are you doing, Grand Rank commentator?! What on earth happened to make you shove your head against the wall?
Even if you stand on a lamppost every time you appear, or even if you stand on a taller pillar in the future, it won't change your image!
Magical Girl Illya World
At this moment, even the mighty Emiya couldn't help but raise his hand to rub his eyes, wondering if he was hallucinating.
"Did I skip more than thirty episodes in between?"
Emiya, the great hero, stared at the chaotic scene, feeling as if a thousand ants were crawling inside him. What on earth did I miss? This is actually the Holy Grail War?!
He then sighed deeply: "The Holy Grail War is indeed a brutal battle, but not in the way you've shown it..."
In my other world, if the Holy Grail War had your kind of "cruelty," I'd be laughing in my sleep!
But that's fine too. It seems that my counterpart in that world wasn't immersed in the ideal of being a partner of justice.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Is this really me...?!" Gilgamesh stared at the screen, veins throbbing on his forehead, wishing he could kill the version of himself on the screen.
It's one thing to foolishly participate in this farcical game, but to have your head pinned to the wall is another, which is truly detrimental to the king's dignity.
The most crucial question is, what did you throw into the treasure vault? Don't put those toy hammers in there!
Meanwhile, at the Emiya residence on the other side...
Rin Tohsaka's lips twitched slightly as she mentally ranted, "What is all this?!" She couldn't understand how this scene, resembling the aftermath of a fierce battle, had come about.
Emiya Shirou was somewhat speechless: "Should I, from another world, come and experience what the cruelty of the Holy Grail War is like...?"
You don't know how lucky you are! Yours is already a reality show, this is the real hellish difficulty.
The residents of Fuyuki City, gazing at the familiar ruins, wore expressions that said, "Just as I expected: it was pacified by nuclear weapons after all..."
[Just then, a sphere emitting white light suddenly appeared in front of Shirou Emiya, and the golden Holy Grail also emerged from the light!]
Rin Tohsaka propped herself up from the ground, looking on in surprise: "The Holy Grail?!"
"That piece of junk... because of that piece of junk!" Shirou Emiya glared angrily at the Holy Grail, his eyes blazing with fury: "Traceon projection begin—!"
Artoria shouted in Shirou Emiya's direction, "Shirou!!"
[Green magic circuits appeared on Shirou Emiya's arm, and to the accompaniment of a poignant background music, Shirou slowly walked towards the Holy Grail.]
Wait a minute... something seems off here?!
What are you being so dramatic about?! You're making it sound so real, anyone who didn't know better would think you actually went through a brutal Holy Grail War!
"This Holy Grail, no matter which world it is, is damn unlucky!"
People from other worlds covered their faces with their hands, sighed deeply, and looked on with complicated emotions... Has the Emiya family been at odds with the Holy Grail for generations?
"Drink it—!!" Under Artoria's unbearable gaze, Shirou Emiya projected his longsword and slammed it down heavily towards the Holy Grail!
"Huh?!"
However, he froze the next second, seeing a mysterious creature resembling a cat emerge from the broken glass.
"Meow—" After the mysterious creature roared, the Holy Grail, which had been split in two, began to glow and transformed into a giant rocket.
[Then many clones of mysterious creatures appeared, and Shirou Emiya was thus forced into the rocket by these mysterious creatures' insistence.]
[Then ignition, launch, and liftoff...]
"Why?!" Shirou Emiya, inside the rocket, looked out the window at the increasingly distant ground, questioning the meaning of life even more.
[Until the rocket disappeared into the horizon, Shirou Emiya's phantom appeared on the screen: "Kiritsugu, have I become an ally of justice?"]
Type-Moon Fate/Zero World
"Absolutely not... Get lost!" Kiritsugu Emiya replied, his lips twitching. At that moment, he wished he could put a few drops of eye drops in to wash his eyes, as he felt like he had seen something dirty.
What the heck is that mysterious creature?! And how did they even build that rocket?!
Angolan Mainyu has become "Meow Angola Mainyu," and even the evil of this world has become an adorable creature... It's just too ridiculous, he can't take it anymore, he needs a break!
Seeing this ridiculous scene, Irisviel covered her mouth and chuckled softly; it was just too funny.
Only the King of Conquerors could maintain a serious demeanor, thoughtfully saying, "As expected, even in this wildly imaginative Holy Grail War, Shirou Emiya's ideal is to be a partner of justice!"
Just like Uncle Ben from Spider-Man, Shirou Emiya can never escape the influence of Kiritsugu Emiya, no matter which parallel world he's in.
Seeing this scene, Ilya covered her face with her hands, unsure whether she was crying or laughing.
[Meanwhile, Kirei Kotomine, standing to the side, said expressionlessly, "Is the Holy Grail truly too heavy a burden for humanity?"]
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