Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Tsukihime World

"..." Arcueid, the vampire progenitor known as the "background heroine," looked at herself sitting in the audience on the screen and fell silent, a rare occurrence for her.

In her lifespan of several thousand years, she spent half her time gazing at the moon and the other half in slumber. The total time she spent active in order to hunt down Roa was probably less than a dozen years.

In this short period of time, perhaps less than a decade, why would I spend time watching a program like this?

"Hey, I actually do it...!"

Arcueid pondered for a moment, then laughed somewhat innocently: "It really is something I can do... after all, it's such an interesting thing."

Type-Moon Fate/Zero World

Upon seeing his daughter appear, Kiritsugu Emiya dropped the cigarette he was holding, and stammered, "A development I never imagined..."

It's very likely that I'm not fully awake, and yet I'm witnessing this bizarre Holy Grail War. No... it's not even a war; it has absolutely nothing to do with war!

Irisviel burst into tears of joy: "I never imagined that Ilya would grow up to be so successful, becoming a presenter...!"

Even Kirei Kotomine, who was usually expressionless, couldn't help but twitch his lips as he watched Illya constantly hosting on the screen.

It's common knowledge that holy wars are always conducted in secret! How come there's a live broadcast?? They're really out of touch with the times.

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Rin Tohsaka slammed her hand on the table and stood up excitedly, her face filled with disbelief.

You think you can just change the rules like that?! Even if the Master agrees, those Servants will absolutely not agree.

At this moment, even Red A from the future began to question his existence... This isn't right! Did I come to the wrong world?!

The residents of Fuyuki City were practically cheering, exclaiming, "That's more like it! This is the true way to start the Holy Grail War!"

This is great! Fuyuki City doesn't need to be burned down, and we still have shows to watch. It's the best of both worlds!

"Who will win the Holy Grail and have their wish granted?" Ilya, true to her seasoned hosting skills, didn't forget to throw out the suspense.

At this moment, the camera also focused on the Servant sitting in the competition area. Upon hearing this, Cú Chulainn confidently pointed to himself and said, "Of course it's me!"

Medea, draped in a black robe, was quite confident: "We will absolutely not relinquish the Holy Grail."

"Awooo—" Berserker howled a few times, shook itself as if it had caught the cameraman, and then the screen collapsed.

Rin Tohsaka also gave Archer a death order: "You absolutely have to win, Archer!"

"Listen carefully, for the Holy Grail, no matter how dirty the means, we will..."

At this point, Rin Tohsaka noticed the camera behind her, quickly changed her expression, and smiled gently at the lens: "Yes, I will compete fairly!"

"Photographer—!!"

Seeing the Servants sitting obediently in the guest seats participating in the competition, the people from other worlds were speechless, unable to believe that this was actually the Holy Grail War!

Fair competition... Hearing Rin Tohsaka's changed expression, everyone's lips twitched slightly. Who would believe that!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"Berserker is the strongest!" When Berserker appeared, Illya waved her little fists and cheered him on.

Rin Tohsaka covered her face with her hands and sighed wearily, "Whether they're strong or not is another matter. What I'm more curious about is why we're actually there and participating in the competition!"

This is terrible, my ladylike image is completely ruined!

It's one thing for Servants like Cú Chulainn and Medea to sit quietly in the guest seats, but why is Berserker also sitting there obediently?!

I can't believe that my past self actually spent 10 years just to participate in a reality TV show...

P.S.: After reading the comments, I checked out the carnival and found it quite funny, so I thought I'd write something as a transition.

Chapter 598 The "Hot-Blooded" Holy Grail War, Cú Chulainn with E-Rank Luck

Seeing the Masters and Servants getting a little excited, Illya quickly added, "Just a reminder, using Noble Phantasms is forbidden!"

Rin Tohsaka, whose morale had just been ignited, instantly collapsed: "Eh—!"

[Upon hearing this, Father Mapo and Ilya turned their heads almost simultaneously, avoiding everyone's gaze: "It wouldn't be good if we damaged the flowers and plants!"]

This excuse was clearly a flimsy one, and Rin Tohsaka naturally wouldn't buy it: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Faced with his failed attempt to deceive her, Father Mapo went all out and bluntly continued, "To be honest, cleaning up after everyone else is just too much trouble!"

"The entire student body fainted; this kind of thing can't be kept secret any longer..."

"If possible, while you're taking care of the flowers and plants, could you please show some concern for us first?"

"Hey—! This time you didn't use the excuse of a god-level gas leak to fob us off. So you knew you couldn't hide it after all."

Listening to Father Mapo's explanation, everyone in the Type-Moon world was so moved they almost cried. Finally, it wasn't the eternal gas explosion. This was the first time they had seen such a harmonious Holy Grail War since the video appeared.

The prohibition on using Noble Phantasms meant that Fuyuki City in that world had finally escaped the fate of being burned down.

Academy City World

Misaka Mikoto silently covered her face with her hands, saying, "I actually see a middle-aged man's midlife crisis in this priest!"

Something's not right. Both the people and the Servants seem extremely abnormal... What kind of bizarre Holy Grail War is taking place in that world?!

It's gone completely off-topic. Even the previous parallel worlds of Shirou Emiya weren't this outrageously skewed.

The videos that appeared before all revolved around Shirou Emiya's ideal of being a partner of justice.

Different parallel worlds arise because of the different choices Shirou Emiya makes... Could this be related to that now?

Rin Tohsaka was even more confused: "How are we supposed to fight like this?!"

“Um, the method of the battle is…” Ilya, holding a box filled with the competition events (Nine) 0 Liuliuqi (Eight), flipped through it.

[Then the scene changes...]

"Hah—!" Cú Chulainn roared at Red Archer, his eyes burning with fierce battle intent.

[Red A, not to be outdone, roared and charged forward with thunderous force, then a loud crack was heard.]

A playing card flies high into the air from the ground—that's their competition event—flipping face cards!

[Rin Tohsaka couldn't bear to look and turned her head away, while tears of regret streamed down my face: "I actually spent ten years on this..."]

Artoria, who was lying on the ground flipping through the cards, turned around and said seriously, "Shirou, I can't get a single one!"

Seeing this scene, the people from other worlds were instantly stunned and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

He stared blankly at the screen in front of him, his face frozen as if in a trance, before finally letting out a soft sigh.

What a thrilling and exhilarating duel! It was so exciting to watch... just kidding!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Rin Tohsaka's face instantly turned bright red. She unconsciously covered her face with her hands, lowered her head slightly, and muttered, "This is too embarrassing. I can't face anyone."

If others found out that the Holy Grail War, which I spent ten years preparing for, was just something I did on a reality TV show, they would absolutely laugh themselves to death.

Looking at himself flipping through the cards like a child, the red Ace was filled with embarrassment, his eyes darting around, not daring to make eye contact with anyone.

"Ahem..." Artoria coughed lightly, her eyes quickly glancing away, trying to shift the awkwardness: "Seriously, what's the point of summoning Heroic Spirits in that world..."

This kind of childish competition could be done by the Master himself; why would he need to summon a Servant?

Upon hearing this, everyone present fell silent, as if... what he said made a lot of sense.

Type-Moon World Sixth Singularity

Knight Gawain stared intently at the screen and praised softly, "No, as expected of the King, even without capturing a single image, his words are still full of confidence."

Agguiwen nodded seriously, "That's very true, Gao Wenqing!"

Meanwhile, Mordred stared dumbfounded at the two people in front of her, her mind filled with astonishment... Wait, you can praise this??

Meanwhile, on the other side, Scáthach, who lived in the Land of Shadows, a place where life and death were intertwined, was also looking at Cú Chulainn on the screen with a dark expression on her face.

Then, feeling utterly exhausted, she covered her face and sighed deeply, "This disciple is finished!"

It's all my fault. I was so busy teaching you martial arts that I didn't teach you how to play cards... But the problem is, no matter how hard she racked her brains, she couldn't imagine that someone would summon a heroic spirit just to play cards.

[After the card-flipping battle, a new round of competition began, this time with tennis!]

"Ouch—" Berserker, dressed in sportswear, roared as he strode onto the court. Compared to his massive physique, the tennis racket looked like a toothpick in his hand.

[Meanwhile, Medea, also dressed in sportswear, shyly pressed her skirt, saying, "This skirt is too short, but it's nice to wear it like this sometimes."]

However, just as Medea shyly waved to Soichiro in the stands, a tennis ball shot through her hair like a cannonball and slammed heavily against the wall.

"boom--"】

"Whoa..." Berserker was excitedly waving his racket, celebrating scoring a point.

But Father Mapo, acting as referee, blew his whistle: "Foul, out!"

The Berserker, who had been excited, suddenly paused, his small eyes filled with great confusion.

Meanwhile, Ilya, standing in the audience, was also gesturing wildly in protest: "You can't expect Berserker to follow the rules!"

"This...this is a tennis ball?! What's the difference between this and a cannonball?!"

Looking at the huge crater, everyone silently swallowed... They thought it was just an ordinary match and let their guard down. They were too careless!

No wonder they had to summon a Heroic Spirit; this is like a deadly tennis ball! If it hits the Master, it'll leave patches of flesh scattered everywhere.

Magical Girl Illya World