【puff--!】
"Oh dear... Mr. Hijikata, this won't do!" Sougo pulled the blood-stained branch from Hijikata's back. "You need to watch your back carefully. I was trying to take down the bear, but I ended up stabbing you!"
[Fourteen collapsed onto the snow, muttering in anguish, "Oh no, oh no, there's still one person whose back we can't expose..."]
However, at that moment, Sougo, who had been secretly pleased with himself, felt a sharp pain and turned around shakily.
"Hey, you'd better play dead too!" Kagura, also holding a blood-stained branch, wore a wicked expression.
Sougo immediately collapsed to the ground in agony, filled with regret: "Bastard..."
Only Shinpachi, who could barely be considered a normal person, was still loudly complaining from the sidelines: "Hey! What are you all doing? Is this the time for infighting?"
"Backstabbing can even be nested like a doll; is this some kind of food chain?"
"See, Fourteen is still the most reliable. This is the textbook way to deal with a bear... Okay, never mind."
Seeing Fourteen get stabbed in the back in an instant, the crowd, who had been secretly nodding in agreement with Fourteen's methods, were instantly stunned. They had only ever heard of not being able to turn their backs on a bear, but when did they become saying that you can't even turn your back on a person?!
Are you guys really not strangers? The bear hasn't even done anything yet, and you've already killed your own people!
Pirate World
"A scar on the back is a swordsman's shame, don't you think, Fourteen!" Sanji said, a cigarette dangling from his lips, as he looked at the green-haired man with a mocking expression.
"I'll say it again, it's just the voice that sounds like it!" Zoro instantly lost his temper, his face turning into a shark-like grin as he retorted, "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll chop you up, you lecherous cook!"
Zoro also found it strange that there could be two people with such similar voices. If he closed his eyes and only heard Fourteen's voice, he would think it was really him.
Meanwhile, the cowardly trio of Usopp and his friends were huddled together whispering. Usopp said fearfully, "A disaster in the snow mountains is too scary..."
"I'm the one who should be scared!" Recalling his previous miserable experience, Chopper was on the verge of tears: "I'll definitely be used as reserve food."
Upon hearing this, Usopp and Nami fell silent, glancing at the sullen, idiotic captain: "Very likely..."
Detective Conan World
"It's here as expected." Conan put his hands in his pockets, a glint flashing in his glasses. I know this scene all too well!
No wonder I felt uneasy earlier, like something was missing. Turns out it was a murder case. A blizzard plus a tragedy—perfect, the conditions are all met.
Ai Haibara was stunned: "Isn't this going to cause someone to die? There's already blood."
Judging from the bloodstains on the tree branch, the wound looks quite deep. Have they become accustomed to this?
"He should be fine... Didn't Fourteen chase after someone off a cliff for a bottle of mayonnaise before, and he came back unharmed?" Conan's worldview has long been reshaped, and he can no longer accept this.
Besides, Gui, who is covered in thumbtacks, was willing to jump off a cliff to play dead, so he should be fine.
Just then, Otae, suddenly noticing something, shouted anxiously, "Danger! Shin-chan! The bear's looking for you!"
Seeing the giant bear charging towards him, Shinpachi panicked instantly. He stumbled and staggered as he fled, but lost his footing on the cliff edge and fell to his death.
But at this critical moment, a huge paw reached out and grabbed Shinpachi's hand. Kuma asked with some concern, "Are you alright?"
"Huh?" Shinpachi's lips twitched involuntarily upon hearing that familiar voice.
After pulling Shinpachi up the cliff, the giant bear finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Looks like everyone's alright."
"This...this sound...could it be..." Shinpachi looked up, staring blankly at the giant bear before him.
At this moment, the general slowly removed his giant bear headdress and replied with a serious expression, "Shogun Tokugawa Shigeru..."
"Shin-chan, are you alright?!" Before she could finish speaking, Ah-miao kicked her off the cliff.
Seeing the general plummet into the abyss, Shinpachi stood frozen, mouth agape.
"A group of people who went to rescue the general ended up being rescued by the general himself, but... the general!!"
Seeing the general being kicked off the cliff by Ah Miao, even the people outside the video were stunned with their mouths agape. Sister Miao, at least let him finish speaking before you kick him!
Gintama World
"S-S-General-Ka-O-Yu!" Gintoki and Shinpachi's expressions changed instantly upon seeing this, their eyes became bloodshot, and their mouths opened wide with dark faces.
Gintoki, hands on his knees, his face dark, teeth chattering, repeatedly asked himself, "Why? Why did you have to be there? Why did you have to pop out of the bear? Young man."
Shinpachi's eyes were already brimming with tears: "...Sister, everything was fine before, but now something might be wrong."
If you were to receive a complete massacre, even the eggs in your house would probably be shaken apart, and the earthworms at the door would be cut in two.
Katsura burst into hearty laughter from the side: "Haha, come for the interview tomorrow, Glasses! I'll give you special permission, no written test required."
Faced with Katsura's invitation, Shinpachi threw the ditzy, sarcastic guy off the second floor and onto the street without saying a word.
The scene shifts to a dilapidated hut. Kondo, huddled around a fire, remarked with some emotion, "Truly worthy of the Shogun! He actually found this hut and took refuge here!"
"Actually, I was also rescued while wandering in the heavy snow. Now I really don't know who the real protector is!" (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
Just then, Fourteen and Sougo carried the unconscious Shogun in. Kondo immediately stood up and leaned in: "What happened? Shogun, cheer up! By the way, why are you all injured like this too?!"
[Fourteen, still unsure of an excuse, stammered, "Um... Kondo-san, about this..."]
Seeing his hesitant manner, Gintoki explained for him, "They were attacked by Bigfoot and Chupacabra."
“Although we fought to the death…” Gintoki said, sounding filled with self-reproach and resentment, “Damn it, those damned UMA are unforgivable.”
Kondo was clearly skeptical of this statement: "You mean Uma?! How could that be?"
But with everyone around agreeing, Kagura added, "It's true, it's UMA, right, young man!"
"Yes, Captain!" Gui replied, trying to sound like a general.
Then Kondo believed it too, clenching his fists and saying with a face full of resentment, "Damn it! Those bastards from Uma!"
"Hahaha, these unreliable guys, only the general found a place to keep warm."
"No... you actually believe what those guys say, Kondo-san! No wonder you can be the bureau chief, one dares to make it up, and the other dares to believe it."
Seeing the general's miserable state, everyone felt they couldn't bear to look. Was it really okay to persecute the general like this? They had a feeling that the general could live a very good life without all of them!
Bless the World
Darkness was barely holding back: "They were all injured inflicted by fighting amongst themselves..."
Can you believe it? These injuries were all inflicted by our own people? It's all their doing! This attempt to shift the blame is just too much.
Kazuma expressed his incomprehension: "These people really dare to say anything! They're trying to shift the blame to UMA. Even an idiot wouldn't believe that."
No normal person would believe in an unknown creature from UMA, so why did you believe it, Kondo-san?! You're the chief, for crying out loud.
Megumin suddenly tugged at Kazuma's sleeve, then turned to the side and asked, "Aqua, do you believe what they say?"
"Huh? Megumin, do you really think I'm stupid? Of course I don't believe you." Aqua put her hands on her hips and immediately became unhappy.
Kazuma and Megumin breathed a sigh of relief. Thankfully, she was just a little slow-witted, not stupid, and there was still hope... Just as they were thinking this, they heard Aqua continue.
“I saw it clearly just now; it was done by one of their own people.”
At this moment, Mao Mao slowly opened his eyes and weakly asked, "Where am I? Why am I here?"
Upon hearing this, Kondo immediately became worried: "It seems like she's experiencing memory problems!"
"General, have you forgotten?" Seeing Kondo's horrified expression, Gintoki explained earnestly, "You brought this bunch of fools to this mountain to hunt uma."
"However, because of following Bigfoot's footprints, we eventually got separated, and everyone here suffered because of your foolishness."
Mao Mao's expression changed instantly, and he leaned against the wall, filled with self-reproach: "How could this happen! To put people's lives in danger for a silly pastime..."
“I have absolutely no right to be above others.” With that, Mao Mao pushed open the door and shouted to the sky, “Heavens! If this blizzard is my punishment, I am willing to offer up the tyrant’s life, please calm down!”
"Alright, General!" Katsura said again in a high-pitched voice, only to be kicked to the ground and stomped on by Gintoki and Kagura simultaneously.
"Hahaha, what did the general do wrong to have to meet a bunch of scoundrels like you! You just spout off about 1.6, and you've added another non-existent memory to your list."
"This skill of shifting blame has shocked Kondo for a whole year. Have some decency, Gintoki. The Shogun is already pitiful enough."
Seeing the general's remorseful expression, everyone was speechless for a moment. You actually believed it?! You're too kind, General!
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Katsura... stop provoking the general, he really will believe it!" Seeing Katsura getting beaten up, Rin Tohsaka could only say he deserved it.
This general can be described as a magnanimous figure who truly cares about the people, provided that the people in front of him can also be considered part of the people...
Emiya Shirou's lips twitched slightly as he looked at Gintoki, who was seriously altering memories: "This ability to turn black into white, please, have some decency!"
One dares to fabricate, and the other dares to believe it! Be nicer to the general, hey! It's not easy for him to come out skiing. Haven't you guys tormented him enough on the road?
Red A frowned slightly: "Is it possible that the general didn't actually lose his memory, but just pretended not to remember anything to avoid punishing them?"
The more he thought about it, the more likely it seemed. After all, what a coincidence it was to have forgotten such a memory? Maybe he had already woken up.
P.S.: I've decided to write about Ash Ketchum's movie next! How about it? It's quite touching.
Chapter 559 New World Pokémon: Rainbow Hero, I Choose You!
"It's finally over. Thank goodness the General is alright." Kondo finally breathed a sigh of relief. He knew he couldn't trust any reward trips.
After shakily lighting a cigarette, Fourteen took a deep drag and slowly exhaled: "Kondo-san, don't you think about what the Shogun has been through? You call this nothing??"
A helicopter gets bombed, used as a skateboard, brakes off the front of the car, kicked off a cliff, and then tricked by some nasty curly-haired guy... How unlucky do you have to be to have all of this happen on the same day!
After thinking for a moment, Kondo scratched his head somewhat awkwardly: "The fact that the general is still safe after encountering so many unexpected situations proves that we have done a good job protecting him!"
"Kondo-san, is it possible that the Shogun might be safer without our protection?" Sougo quietly added.
"You can't escape responsibility either, you culprit!" Fourteen felt exhausted. Who told him to have an unreliable boss and a subordinate who was always trying to sabotage him?
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