Now we know you really didn't mean it... This guy is a walking joke, like a silly beauty.
Bless the World
"That's great, Aqua! You're not alone anymore." Kazuma wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes as he watched this scene, and patted her shoulder with relief.
Huihui also sighed repeatedly, "Yes, it's really not easy."
Aqua, still confused, asked, "Huh? What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not alone! And why are you all looking at me with such pitiful eyes?"
Darkness sighed silently. In terms of her naturalness, she was already on par with Aqua, at least ranking among the top idiots!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
After a moment of silence, Hideyoshi came to a conclusion: "This Katsura looks just like you, Akihisa!"
So that thumbtack really wasn't intentional! You really forgot about him? That's incredibly fast! No... I should say you're incredibly naive!
"Really? They do look very similar." Mingjiu pondered for a moment, stroking his chin.
Yuuji was exasperated: "How could you possibly think Hideyoshi was talking about looks, Akihisa!"
So, he just couldn't understand the thought processes of these idiots; sometimes they were just too twisted, so twisted that you couldn't even imagine.
Unlike the idiot Akihisa, Katsura's thinking was more unpredictable, and every word and action he took went in unexpected directions.
Chapter 557 Gui: At times like these, you should play dead—
The group who had sold Gui without hesitation walked through the forest, shivering in the blizzard, arms wrapped around themselves, searching for shelter.
Just then, Ah Miao's voice suddenly came from not far away: "Over here, over here, I've found a good spot!"
The group stopped upon hearing the sound and looked in the direction it came from. They saw Ah Miao standing in front of a cave, waving at them.
Looking at the dark and damp cave before him, Fourteen glanced around: "Although the temperature isn't much different, at least I won't turn into a snowman."
Ah Miao smiled and said, "Yeah, and you can even get food here! Look, I've found so many ingredients."
[Behind Ah Miao lay a mass of green-skinned, sharp-snouted, fanged corpses—like those of an underdeveloped dinosaur, or in short, unidentified creatures!]
Ah Miao even casually picked up a head and gestured to them that this was the edible ingredient she had mentioned...
Everyone present paled. Shinpachi's eyes twitched slightly as he asked in a low voice, "...Sister, what is that?!"
Ah Miao smiled and explained, "It's a Chupacabras! (That is, a canine called Uma that sucks the blood of livestock)."
"Aren't there any normal, reliable people among these people?"
The people from other worlds stared at the pile of corpses of unknown creatures, then at Ah Miao, who was laughing and chatting while holding a mysterious head, and instantly their faces darkened. "You're way too strong, boss!"
First there was the unidentified Bigfoot, then the mysterious Chupacabra... Did you stumble upon an alien's nest? Why are there so many strange creatures in these snowy mountains?!
Sword Art Online World
Kirito's face turned pale instantly: "Terrifying... This boss is terrifying in every way!"
Ah Miao is probably no decent person either. A normal person would have been terrified at the sight of such a terrifying creature! No wonder he dared to come out alone to find shelter.
Is this cave some kind of blind box? You can find all sorts of strange and mysterious creatures inside. I'd believe you if you told me there's a giant dragon inside this mountain!
Asuna shrank behind Kirito, swallowing nervously. "The scariest thing is that she treats this mysterious creature as food."
Upon hearing Asuna's words, Kirito instinctively shuddered. Just what on earth did that gorilla named Kondo like?
She actually thinks this mysterious creature, which looks like a goblin, is edible?! Good heavens, is this the kind of thinking a normal person would have?
Ignoring the dark faces of the crowd, Ah Miao continued excitedly, "This seems to be the lair of Chupacabras. What's sleeping here isn't a bear, nor Bigfoot! It's the legendary, occupied ancient civilization city of Fezzan!"
"As long as we defeat Chupacabras and reach the central system, our accident will be a minor issue!"
As she spoke, A-Miao's expression gradually became more passionate: "Victory must be won through war. As long as we work together, we can achieve it. Let's go..."
"Huh..." But as soon as she finished speaking, A-Miao turned her head and realized that everyone behind her had vanished without a trace.
Labyrinth Diner World
Marcusier's eyelids twitched as she watched this scene: "Are these guys really in trouble...?"
It's a miracle they're still so energetic after searching for shelter for so long in this blizzard! Anyone who didn't know better would think they were on an expedition.
Compared to them, these mysterious creatures are the ones who suffered the most! They were peacefully spending the winter in the cave, but after encountering Ah Miao, they lost their lives.
Leos, standing nearby, seemed quite excited: "This is amazing! The caves in this mountain are like a maze. I wonder what kind of monsters will spawn there. It's really something to look forward to!"
"What are you looking forward to?! It almost turned from a disaster movie into a horror movie." Chichalk rolled his eyes at Leos in annoyance.
Thankfully, that group of people didn't join Ah Miao in their chuunibyou (delusional) behavior, otherwise what started as a disaster would have turned into a massacre of an entire family by a mysterious creature!
The group that had left once again walked through the forest ravaged by the blizzard. As darkness fell, the situation grew increasingly dire.
"Hahahaha!" Just then, Gui's loud laughter suddenly came from the side, causing everyone to turn around.
"This is nothing! You're so pathetic!" Gui, bleeding profusely and covered in countless thumbtacks, stood at the front, exclaiming, "Thanks to Mr. Bigfoot for the thumbtacks! Now I feel like I'm on fire!"
As she spoke, Gui gave a thumbs-up and pointed behind her, kindly suggesting, "How about it? It's not too late now, why don't we go back to Bigfoot's place together!"
"Absolutely not!" Shinpachi refused without even thinking.
"The cave I found is definitely the best!" Ah Miao said with a grin, holding up a plate of bizarre culinary creations. "See? I managed to make this Zhuopabras smell so good."
[Gintoki, seeing this, retorted furiously: "In the end, all you did was turn the mysterious creature into a mysterious object! No matter what you did, it's still dark matter!"]
"Hiss—" Seeing Gui's current state, everyone couldn't help but gasp. This couldn't be explained away by simply saying he was a natural airhead. It wasn't just heat... it was pain, big brother!
Even if a zombie came and opened up Gui's skull, it would probably shake its head and sigh, thinking that he really does have no brains...
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"You're a piece of trash!" Rin Tohsaka, still shaken, cupped her face and launched into a tirade: "That's just your fiery blood..."
How does this guy manage to act like nothing's happening?? Aqua might be a bit slow, but she's not stupid. You're really clueless!
As she spoke, Rin Tohsaka turned her head away... Looking further, she felt a little uncomfortable in her face. It looked really painful, not only painful, but also terrifying.
Emiya Shirou was somewhat amused and exasperated: "What's so hot about it? My head's practically turned into a hedgehog with thorns. In a sense, it's almost cool!"
Surprisingly, Gui, covered in thumbtacks, seemed genuinely grateful to Bigfoot, even adding a respectful title...
Looking at the thumbtacks on Gui's body, Artoria nodded calmly: "It turns out that Bigfoot's desire for revenge is really strong."
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Miss Miyabi who directly churns dark matter with her hands..." Yuuji and Hideyoshi seemed to realize something, and they all swallowed nervously.
You're really amazing! You managed to turn a mysterious creature into a mysterious substance in the middle of nowhere. Seriously... how did you do that in a place without any seasonings?
0Request flowers0
Himeji Mizuki smiled and produced a basket from seemingly nowhere: "Speaking of food, I also made some sweets for you..."
As he spoke, he lifted the cloth covering the basket, revealing several exquisite Baumkuchen cakes.
Akihisa subconsciously took a step back and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: If Miss Amyo's cooking can be identified as poison at a glance, then Himeji's cooking is a Pandora's box full of temptation!
Its inner essence is also dark matter, so how does it manage to look so delicious?
As time went on, Gintoki and Sougo, both sadists, had completely broken down, staring blankly and chuckling.
"Everyone will be swallowed up by this snow, turning into pure white, and everything will be reset to zero, hehehe..."
Seeing the two had already given up, Shinpachi was speechless: "These two sadists have such low tolerance; they've already entered 'let go' mode so quickly."
Fortunately, the reliable Fourteen remained calm and composed, leisurely lighting a cigarette and taking a deep drag: "Tsk... It's rare to see a situation worse than this. Looking at it from another angle means it can't get any worse!"
[As soon as he finished speaking, Shinpachi looked at the giant bear several meters behind him, emitting a red glow, and immediately cried out in despair, "Something even worse has happened!"]
"Why did the bear have to appear at this moment?!" Gintoki and the others began to flee frantically. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Calm down, Gintoki!" Katsura caught up from the side and offered a rather scientific explanation: "You can't win against a bear in a speed contest, especially in situations like this..."
"We should have played dead—" Gui said, then lunged towards the cliff.
Gintoki shouts towards the cliff: "You weren't just faking it—!!"
"Hahaha, what kind of logical genius is Fourteen? A terrible theory of relativity?? Who told you to make such a bold statement? Things are getting worse."
"After encountering all sorts of mysterious creatures, this is the first time I've seen a bear that I find so pleasing to the eye. I'm even somewhat relieved that it's just a bear."
Watching Gui's amazing actions, everyone watching the video was already laughing hysterically... Seriously, you're the one who should calm down, this isn't faking death, this is really courting death!
Azure Sea World
"This is not how you should react when you encounter a bear, for crying out loud!!!" Iori covered her face, feeling a little anxious about Katsura's intelligence.
That's not playing dead, that's suicide! The only advantage of doing that is that you can die with a little dignity!
And... Miss Amiya dealt with the mysterious creature Chupacabras, so why is she afraid of a mere ordinary black bear?
"Hehe...pfft...hahaha." The others were already laughing so hard they couldn't control themselves. This guy with the wig really is a genius; a new god of comedy has been born!
Senior Azusa wiped away the tears that had just come out of her laughter and asked Iori, who was making sarcastic remarks, "So... Iori and Kohei, what would you do if you encountered a bear?"
“What if we encounter a bear…” Iori and Kohei pondered, stroking their chins, then looked at each other and said in unison.
"At times like this, all you need to do is run faster than him!" Iori and Kohei pointed at each other in perfect unison.
Chapter 558 General's Oil!
"Idiot! Playing dead is just superstition!" Fourteen cursed inwardly at Gui's foolish behavior. "At this time, you need to keep your eyes on the bear and slowly increase the distance. If you turn around, the bear will attack from behind..."
You'll Also Like
-
Night Watchman: Linked to the Legend of Sword and Fairy game, strongly promoting Huaiqing.
Chapter 240 7 minute ago -
Crayon Shin-chan: As someone who's traveled through time, all I want is a huge reward!
Chapter 272 7 minute ago -
Land of Light: The strongest support system, sweeping through nebulae.
Chapter 244 7 minute ago -
Ling Cage: I am a spiritual master, devouring source matter to become a god.
Chapter 263 7 minute ago -
Food Wars!: I Became a Fantasy Ingredient Supplier
Chapter 195 7 minute ago -
Courtyard House: My Long and Hard Body Makes Me Play with All the Women in the Courtyard
Chapter 828 7 minute ago -
Film and Television: A Man in White Horse, Begins by Becoming an Apprentice of Yu Sheng Demon
Chapter 282 7 minute ago -
Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero
Chapter 1238 7 minute ago -
Zhenguan: I, Dou Fengjie, will not be the first cuckold.
Chapter 91 7 minute ago -
Beast Taming: My first spirit beast was a frog junior?
Chapter 115 7 minute ago