Sword Art Online World
"A novice adventurer...you really know how to introduce someone." Kirito was speechless.
Although Kazuma is still in the beginner village, it doesn't mean he's still a beginner. He can be considered a seasoned professional player; he just hasn't been leveling up much!
After all... have you ever seen a novice adventurer defeat three Demon King's army officers?
If you spend a few months with Mawan in Crimson Demon Village, Yuyu might introduce you as a novice adventurer who has defeated the Demon King...
"That's quite a unique name," Asuna said with a somewhat forced smile.
What is all this?! Is this really a name and not a nickname? Soft and fluffy and winter mushroom... What kind of naming geniuses are these?!
Academy City World
"Wait until the moon ripples... This stupid goddess, what are you doing? Show me the atmosphere!" Misaka Mikoto looked at the honest-looking Aqua and wanted to slap her to make the water out of her brain.
As the saying goes, don't expose someone's suffering. Youyou is so pitiful, why not play along? If all else fails, silence is the best option.
You had to expose them at this crucial moment, and you even emphasized it twice. I can't tell if you're genuinely stupid or just really cunning.
Kuroko was also somewhat helpless: "Actually, since Yuyu and the real team didn't make it, they were more like assistants."
Mingming Youyou is very strong, and her personality is also quite good, so why is she so pitiful? She can't even make five friends!
Chapter 508 Kazuma: That's right, I am the master of the Demon Sword, the Sword Master!
After leaving the academy, Kazuma and the others heard a loud noise coming from a distant hill and immediately ran towards the direction of the sound.
"Lady Sylvia, this fellow neither seeks help nor possesses any powerful means of attack. Her motives are highly suspicious. Let's retreat."
"What a troublesome woman! She's so tough even though I can't hit her!"
[The Demon King's army is completely bewildered by Darkness's actions. They can't hit anyone, nor do they call for help; they're just lingering here. It's highly suspicious!]
At that moment, Kazuma arrived hastily with the Crimson Demon Clan: "Darkness! Well done! I've called the villagers."
Darkness turned her head and saw Kazuma, then murmured with a hint of regret, "Kazuma... Kazuma, you came way too fast."
"I was already feeling down when I learned that the orcs I'd been hoping for were all women, and now even the Demon King's army officers are women! This trip is going to be so unpleasant!"
[Sylvia, seeing the approaching group, was somewhat flustered but feigned composure: "So they were just stalling for time, waiting for their companions to arrive! Was the sword's inability to hit anyone also an act?"] "823"
[Her tone became hesitant as she listened to the enemy's praise and, not being good at lying, she said, "Since... since we've been found out, there's nothing we can do... right?"]
After saying that, she secretly glanced at Kazuma for help.
"No, no, no, you're overthinking it! She just wanted to get hit, but the fact that she didn't manage to hit you is true."
"Because I love pain and want to experience more, I've focused on vitality! It's purely a personal preference, so please don't overthink it."
Those watching the video suddenly burst out laughing when they saw the Demon King's army officers; not only were none of them serious, but there was also a high probability they would be driven insane...
Bless the World
"The Demon King's Army officers, huh? They're really something!" Kazuma took a sip of his black tea, his expression as calm as that of a retired cadre.
Kazuma's appearance startled Aqua, who said with some concern, "Um... Kazuma, are you sure you haven't taken the wrong medicine?"
Darkness and Megumin exchanged a glance, sharing the same thought: "Yes, it's really strange."
Kazuma, who is usually incredibly timid, is surprisingly calm when he encounters the Demon King's executives.
Faced with his companions' doubts, Kazuma gracefully set down his teacup, his body radiating a Buddhist aura: "I've simply seen through it all..."
Yes, he got it! After watching so many videos, he finally realized one thing: never leave the starting village!
A Demon King's army officer that others would find incredibly difficult to even see? How come he keeps bumping into them wherever he goes? This doesn't make any sense! What happened to his supposedly exceptional luck?
So, all that high luck is only good for stealing underwear, huh? Uh... I don't mind that, but could you spare some of that luck for everyday life?
I'm just a weak and helpless newbie player in the beginner village. What kind of terrible matchmaking system is this? I really don't want to play high-level games!
"Your name is Sylvia, right?" Kazuma couldn't stand it any longer and slowly walked up: "The Crusader there is a ruthless character who fought to a standstill with the Demon King's army officer, Banir!"
Sylvia was stunned by what she heard, and even her subordinates took a few steps back in fright: "Barnier? I heard he went to Axel and never came back! Could it be that you..."
Kazuma's expression grew even more arrogant: "That's right, it was Megumin on this side who delivered the fatal blow!"
Everyone in Crimson Devil Village was surprised to hear this, praising Megumin's remarkable abilities. Megumin herself was also wryly trying to suppress a smile!
"The Headless Horseman Beldia, the Poisonous Hans, and even the Mobile Fortress Destroyer all fell to the four of us."
"Beldia and Hans too?" Sylvia's face was filled with disbelief upon hearing this, then she fell into deep thought: "Indeed, contact with Hans has been lost recently, so it seems what you said was true."
Having confirmed her suspicions, Sylvia looked at He Zhen with apprehension: "You're the captain, right? Can you give your name?"
Kazuma suddenly froze. He didn't want the Demon King's army to remember his name, so he decisively drew the short sword from his waist: "I am Mitsurugi, Mitsurugi Hibiki. Remember me well."
[Aqua and the others behind him stared at him speechlessly. He chickened out at the crucial moment and was now backing down again.]
Sylvia, her face covered in cold sweat, said, "You are the Lord of the Demon Sword... Sword Master! To have encountered such a powerful force..."
"Megumi did deliver the final blow, that's true... but why does it sound like she's dead? She just quit her job and went to work for Wiz!"
"Hahaha, this act of impersonation reminds me of the most courageous man in the whole apartment... Me! Zhang Wei, I'm a bastard!"
The people outside the video had a subtle expression on their faces. If you don't go into the details, that's how it is, but it sounds really weird... And Huihui, you should watch your mouth, it's practically sticking out to the sky.
Even by the end, everyone couldn't help but laugh. He had brought all the limelight on himself, but Yu Jian had taken the blame, and the tickets had been bought overnight.
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Merlin burst out laughing upon seeing this: "Hahaha, still persecuting Yujian, as expected of you!"
As the saying goes, "When fellow villagers meet, they stab each other in the back!" But you can't just pick on one person at a time. These days, who doesn't create multiple accounts when they're out and about?
Just like me, I can create another female character. The trouble was caused by Lady Avalon, what does it have to do with me, Merlin?
Ishtar chuckled and said, "Speaking of which, he pulled out the Chuchu... Chuchu Maru, was he trying to impersonate a magic sword? Isn't it a bit too short?"
Sylvia was completely fooled! She suffered from a lack of information. Barnier wasn't dead; he went through the normal resignation process, and she didn't even know?
The most crucial thing is that the short sword, Chuchu Maru, doesn't look like a demonic sword at all! You actually believe that?
Kazuma, knowing when to stop, put away the Chuchu Maru and tried his best to maintain his persona as the master of the demon sword: "Even if I defeat you here, it would feel like I'm benefiting from the Crimson Demon Clan's glory, which is too boring."
"Thank you very much, Sword Master!" Sylvia had already been considering retreating, and then she walked down the steps: "See you next time, we'll settle this then, retreat!!"
Sylvia and her men turned and ran, but the Crimson Demons immediately launched a barrage of attacks: "Don't let them get away! Lightning Strike!"
[An older woman also chimed in: "Lightofsaber (the sword of light)"]
"Let's capture them and use them as experimental subjects for magic!"
[As a series of explosions rang out, Sylvia and her men fled in panic, none daring to look back.]
Kazuma watched Sylvia flee and finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Next time, I'll treat Mitsurugi to a sparkling wine!"
"Hahaha, Kazuma's look is hilarious. He's obviously terribly guilty, but he's trying to act calm."
"Good heavens, who's the real villain here?! This is too ruthless, going so far as to kill everyone and use them as test subjects... Does this seem like something a righteous person would do?"
Those who witnessed the whole thing were speechless. It's true what they say, where there's a hidden dragon, there's a phoenix chick. Even though they were both scared, they were still pretending to be calm.
Most importantly, these people from the Crimson Demon Village are more like Demon King's army officers than Sylvia! They show absolutely no mercy when they attack, and they even say things like they want to capture people to use as test subjects.
OVERLORD World
Looking at the scene of relentless bombardment before her, Albedo remained silent for a moment: "Is that old woman really a farmer? And farmers are this strong?"
These Red Devil villagers are too fierce! What did they eat to grow up like that?! They really don't support idlers; each and every one of them is above the level of a Grand Mage.
What were they thinking, invading the Crimson Demon Village? So far, it seems like they've never been serious; they've just been fighting casually.
"It seems that the old lady on May 8th really is a farmer. Also, this isn't a retreat... this is an escape!" Old Bone was speechless.
Sylvia never intended to fight. Perhaps she knew she couldn't win, so she just made up an excuse to run away. This Crimson Demon Village is truly a case of being outmatched.
Honestly, he felt a little sorry for the Demon King. What kind of amazing opponents did he encounter? He couldn't even get past the Crimson Demon Village.
Bless the World
"Mr. Kazuma... isn't that giving me too much credit?" Mitsurugi's lips twitched as he looked at the screen.
He felt like his shoulders were carrying a heavy burden, as if he were carrying a pot that didn't belong to him, and a rather big one at that!
"So... I've taken the blame for all of this for you, and you're just going to buy me a glass of sparkling wine?"
……
"Achoo—" Inside the mansion, Kazuma took out a tissue and silently wiped his nose, feeling like someone was talking badly about him.
While it's a bit despicable to shift the blame to someone else, Yujian seems a bit simple-minded and generally a good person, so he probably won't mind such a small matter.
Chapter 509 It's getting cold, so getting into bed is perfectly reasonable, right?
[The scene shifts to nighttime. Huihui's mother has once again drugged everyone, and Huihui is fast asleep thanks to her mother's magic.]
Kazuma lay in bed, holding Megumin's hand, deep in thought... because if things continued like this, he would become nothing more than a criminal!
"First of all, we need a reason to get handsy with Huihui in bed!!"
[Kazuma, deep in thought, immediately came up with a brilliant idea: he would use the excuse that it was too cold outside to get into her bed. All he needed to do was make that excuse a reality!]
"That's right, my power probably existed for this day!"
[So Kazuma chanted a spell over the window of the room, unleashing a powerful attack with almost all the magic power in his body, covering the entire window with a thick layer of ice.]
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