[Having anticipated this, Huihui rushed out the window: "Idiot, I knew this would happen! I'm sleeping at Youyou's tonight!"]
"What an ingenious trap... Hahaha, this conclusion I came up with after thinking about it for so long is brilliant! What a terrifying scheme!"
"That's hilarious! If you'll be misunderstood even if you do nothing, you might as well confirm the crime. You truly are a master of logic!"
The people watching the video were laughing the whole time, without stopping, especially under such a big moon. Was he trying to make them laugh to death by saying "good morning"?
Those who watched the whole thing understood one thing: he had finally convinced himself! It just took a little too long…
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Damn it, this is not the scene I wanted to see!" Akihisa seemed extremely unwilling and regretfully pounded the ground.
Hey, can you please stop overthinking things at crucial moments? You've missed a great opportunity.
The lecherous man, his eyes vacant, collapsed to the side, like a salted fish that had lost all its ideals; even the hand holding the camera slumped down, powerless.
Hideyoshi muttered speechlessly, "Akihisa, what kind of scenes do you want to see... even if there are, they won't be broadcast."
Upon hearing this, Akihisa collapsed instantly, his words filled with regret: "How could this happen!"
Yuuji, whose eyesight had finally returned, looked at the screen: "Kazuma even took off his pants, that's fast... Ahh, my eyes, my eyes!"
Before she could finish speaking, her gaze was drawn away by Shoko's expressionless face, because this was something Yuuji couldn't see either.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Do I look like the kind of person who would lay a hand on someone..." Upon hearing Kazuma's words, everyone present nodded in unison. Wasn't that obvious?
Huihui just woke up at the right time; if it had been any later, it might have really happened. By the way... is this considered an attempted crime, or a crime that was abandoned?
Emiya Shirou couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Being caught in Megumin's trap, you immediately revealed your true colors."
Good heavens, they've already hooked him up, and Kazuma even took his pants off. It was all exactly what Megumin had predicted.
"As expected, things can't be done according to common sense. Why are these two so calm?" Rin Tohsaka immediately covered her face with her hands. Are they playing a game where whoever loses first loses?
She shouldn't have expected a romantic storyline from this video; it always seems to take an unexpected turn.
Chapter 507 The Sword in the Stone, but it was enchanted by a spell that could only be pulled out by the 1th person.
[It wasn't until breakfast the next day that Megumin told Aqua and the others what had happened the previous night, and they sarcastically changed Kazuma's nickname to "Scumbag Kazuma."]
Moreover, it was less like breakfast and more like a bowl of water with a few grains of rice in it—crystal clear.
[Then, Aqua and Kazuma, led by Megumin, began their tour of the village, and Kazuma was deeply impressed by what he saw and heard.]
[A blacksmith made an artificial sword hidden in a stone to attract tourists; it was enchanted that it could only be pulled out when the 1th person tried to remove it.]
This sword has been here for four years now, and there have only been around a hundred challengers.
[Afterwards, they also saw a cat-eared temple, where a cat-eared girl figure dressed in a school swimsuit was solemnly enshrined in the center of the shrine.]
[Then they arrived at the wishing well. Aqua even dived into the water to collect a bunch of coins before emerging from the water like a river goddess: "Since this is a tourist attraction, I allow you to hire me as the goddess of this spring!"]
[Then the group arrived at a mysterious facility that sealed away the Crimson Demon Clan's natural enemy; it resembled a massive concrete structure.]
Kazuma looked ahead at the massive factory building and asked, "What's this mysterious facility?"
Huihui said, seemingly understanding but not quite, "A mysterious facility is a mysterious facility. Its purpose is a mystery, and who built it and why is also a mystery."
[Furthermore, Huihui also mentioned that there used to be a tombstone here that sealed an evil god, as well as land that sealed an unnamed goddess, but the seals were broken for some reason.]
"If you don't understand, just ask. Why do you put rice grains in your water when you boil it? ... It really is porridge, it's so watery!"
"Haha, calling him a scumbag was just a joke. If he were really a scumbag, he wouldn't have spent the whole night agonizing over it like an idiot."
After seeing these bizarre and unbelievable sights, and those inexplicable entertainment facilities...
Everyone watching the video had only one thought in their minds... As expected of the Crimson Demon Village, very good and powerful.
Seriously, what kind of weird stuff is sealed here?! Evil gods and goddesses? And the seals are so fragile, how did they all escape?!
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"It's been pulled out by a magic spell that only the ten-thousandth person can pull out..." Artoria was dumbfounded as she looked at the tourist attraction Sword in the Stone on the screen. Could it really be played like this?
Could the sword she pulled out of the stone have been tampered with back then? The more she thought about it, the more uneasy she felt, because it really sounded like something Merlin, that heartless man, would do!
Medusa's lips twitched slightly upon hearing this: "This is such a rip-off."
This blacksmith is really something else, with a rather peculiar imagination. He actually came up with this idea, but it sounds a bit unethical. He deserves to make money.
Ilya counted on her fingers and murmured, "This sword has been here for four years, and there have been a hundred challengers... This math problem is so difficult!"
Only a little over a hundred people have come in four years? That doesn't make sense no matter how you look at it. Besides, the scenery here is indeed very beautiful; it's a great place for tourism.
But the number of tourists is far too small. This isn't some gathering place of the Axis Cult. It's just a bunch of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) people. It's not like they avoid it at all... right?
Academy City World
Touma Kamijou chuckled softly: "If you ignore the strange architecture, it is indeed a wonderful journey to another world."
Just one glance is enough to give you a sense of peace and tranquility, like a paradise on earth.
Looking at Touma's calm expression, Index became puzzled: "Aren't you curious about those strange things?"
That so-called mysterious facility—isn't it just a research institute that you can find anywhere in Academy City? It feels so out of place in this other world.
"Who says I'm not curious?" Speaking of which, Kamijou, who had just been reminiscing about the past, couldn't help but complain, "Why are cat-eared girl figurines enshrined in temples?!"
Seriously, just how many reincarnated beings has Aqua sent to this other world?! This must be the work of some otaku again.
They've thrown in a lot of reincarnated beings, but not a single one of them is doing anything productive? They all seem like oddballs.
Shen Yong World
Seeing Aqua's disgraceful behavior, Ristarte slapped her forehead, making a loud "smack" sound: "Can't you have some backbone? Don't be so pathetic!"
After running into the wishing well and scooping up all the coins people had collected, he shamelessly asked if they needed to hire a goddess to work in the spring.
No... why are you still working at a time like this? Hurry up and take your hero to fight the Demon King and save the world! Do you still want to go back to the Celestial Realm?
"The goddess's reputation has been ruined..." Ristarte was on the verge of tears. She didn't even need to turn around to feel Seiya's somewhat piercing gaze.
After visiting these bizarre tourist attractions, the group went to a clothing store. The shop owner immediately recognized that Kazuma and Aqua were from out of town.
The shopkeeper decisively lifted his cloak and gave a self-introduction very characteristic of the Crimson Demon Village: "My name is Chekra, a Grand Mage who wields superior magic! The number one clothing store owner in the Crimson Demon Clan."
Kazuma stared at the shopkeeper, who was striking various strange poses, for a moment in silence. "The number one Crimson Demon Clan, truly impressive!"
Upon hearing the praise, the store manager laughed heartily: "Well, this is the only clothing store in the Red Devil's Village!"
Kazuma reflexively retorted, "Are you kidding me?"
[Then Megumin borrowed money from Kazuma and bought several identical cloaks. At the same time, Kazuma discovered something shocking.]
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, why are you using this as a clothesline?"
Faced with He Zhen's surprise, the shop manager said with a peaceful expression, "Oh dear, do you know what this is? This is a clothes drying rack that has been passed down in my family for generations. It won't rust, and it's very useful!"
[Aqua stared at the clothesline with great interest: "No matter how you look at it, this is a sniper rifle!"] (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Haha, so this is what the number one in the Crimson Demon Clan is! But... it really is that everyone here is a Grand Mage."
A clothesline passed down through generations... The people watching the video stared at the gleaming sniper rifle with exasperated expressions. It's clear that your ancestors were quite influential, as they could use this thing as a clothesline.
Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero
"This Crimson Demon Clan is really..." Raizuki Subaru's eyelids twitched as he read, and all sorts of nonsensical things came to mind.
The enshrined catgirl figure in a school swimsuit, the character selection sword often seen in games, the mysterious workshop, the sniper rifle... Could this village have been built by an otaku?
The shop owner, who embodied the personality of a typical Japanese otaku and could use a sniper rifle as a clothesline, was quite a character. A clothesline that doesn't rust is indeed very useful.
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There might even be cannonballs being used as stones in the store manager's house.
[Then Huihui decided to take the group to an even more fun place: her alma mater—Red Prison!]
[Huihui and Youyou changed into their school uniforms and began to tour the academy. Just then, a trio appeared.]
"I am quite capable, the most well-developed member of the Crimson Demon Clan, and destined to become a writer."
"I am the soft-spoken, the most protective younger brother in the Crimson Demon Clan, known as the brother-obsessed one."
"I am Dongdonggu, the number one... number one... what was it again?" Dongdonggu paused, stunned.
[This is truly a characteristic of the Crimson Demon Clan, and the one who's really good at it is that brain-dead author who wrote the letter to Youyou.]
"These are Youyou's teammates. They really do exist."
[Yoyo, who had never been able to make friends, immediately started to introduce them, saying, "This guy is just a novice adventurer and the high priestess is a girl. Also, Huihui is very lonely, so I invited her to join the party!"]
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[But Aqua quickly saw through the lie: "Yoyo isn't a teammate, but she often helps us, even though she's not."]
Seeing Youyou stubbornly refusing to admit it, the trio said in unison, "I knew it!"
"Red Prison, it's really hard to imagine what mental state the principal was in when he named it that."
"It's undeniable that their development is excellent, but... these people are all naming geniuses!"
Goodness, compared to this, Youyou and Huihui's names actually seem quite normal! No wonder they became adventurers; they were a bit out of place in the village.
What left everyone speechless was whether the Crimson Demon Village had an inexplicable obsession with the title of "number one"? They just had to give themselves the title of "number one".
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