"Poor Darkness, a pervert has lost her dreams and even the will to live in an instant."
"Isn't this great... Pfft... Haha, your dream of being a heartthrob has come true! This is a great place to build your harem!"
Looking at the strangely shaped beastmen, and then at the small and thin Kazuma, everyone silently mourned...
May this hero rest in peace. The orcs are all in your hands now, Kazuma. As a hero, saving the world is your duty! Kazuma, this is the kind of popularity you wanted! Your time to be in the spotlight has arrived, so don't resist, just give in.
Jobless Reincarnation World
Rudy swallowed nervously: "Sixty boys and forty girls...even a sow can't reproduce that many times!"
I'll die, I'll definitely die! Forget about staying in the orc village for two days, just getting caught will drain me dry in no time, not a drop left.
The fact that a race without men hasn't gone extinct suggests that they've captured quite a few men. It seems the title of "enemy of men worldwide" isn't just a figure of speech.
This place should be designated as a no-man's-land! It's far too dangerous.
The orc then pounced, pinning Kazuma to the ground and pinning him down with both hands. His pig-like face contorted with excitement: "I'll be done in a minute, close your eyes!!"
[Kazuma, whose face was being constantly licked by the orc, cried out for help: "Help, Megumin! Use your move, use your move!"]
[But they were too close, and Megumin didn't dare to do anything rash! Kazuma could only plead in a near-wailing manner, on the verge of collapse.]
"Stop...stop it! To be honest, I don't even know your name yet. This might be my first experience! Let's start with an introduction..."
The orc, panting heavily, straddled Kazuma and began tearing off his clothes, even pulling down Kazuma's pants.
"Svartina, you beautiful 16-year-old orc, let your lower half introduce itself!" The orc, beaming with excitement, patted her own thigh.
"My second child is a little shy. Now that we know each other's names, let's call it a day."
Just when Kazuma was in despair, Yuuyu arrived in time and used swamp magic to save him!
[With even his underwear half-pulled down, Kazuma broke down in tears and hugged Yu-Yu, crying, "Yu-Yu, my Yu-Yu, thank you!"]
"Hahaha, this is so hilarious... I'm dying of laughter! Boys must take good care of themselves when they're out!"
"I can't take it anymore, I'm about to burst out laughing. This is high-energy from start to finish, it's just too amazing."
Everyone could deeply feel the despair that Kazuma exuded from the screen, but there was nothing they could do... they were scared too! Such a terrifying scene would leave a psychological scar on anyone.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Hahaha, you've finally met your match, you sadistic Kazuma!" Rin Tohsaka was used to Kazuma being a pervert, and she never expected to see Kazuma being bullied like this.
Unlike Rin Tohsaka, Shirou Emiya was as pale as a sheet, his lips trembling slightly: "Kirusa, the three-ringed master, is too...too terrifying, too terrifying. I almost lost my virginity."
That enormous body, those thick tusks, and that pig-like face—you call that a fresh-faced 16-year-old? He almost wanted to grab a sword and chop someone up.
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Even Archer, standing to the side, wasn't much better off. His hand holding the teacup was trembling slightly. Even as a future Heroic Spirit, he had never seen such a scene before!
Didn't you see that Kazuma was so forced to want Megumin to blow him up too?
Bless the World
"I'm not going... I'm not going anywhere." Kazuma slumped in the corner of the sofa, his eyes vacant. Clearly, what he had just witnessed had caused him indelible psychological trauma.
The outside world is too terrifying. Only this house can give him a sense of security now. No one will ever let him step out of this house again.
"Hey, Kazuma! It's okay, we're still your reliable partners, aren't we?" Megumin was still trying to comfort Kazuma. If they didn't fight monsters, how could they possibly unleash their explosive magic?
"You guys?" Kazuma glanced at them blankly, then... his eyes visibly darkened further. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
In other words, they became more withdrawn.
His reliable teammates were completely useless just now, they could only watch helplessly. If it weren't for Youyou, the consequences would have been unimaginable.
Although Kazuma was successfully rescued, he was left with indelible psychological trauma, lying on Aqua's lap like a child sucking his fingers.
"Sweetheart, you must have been terrified, Kazuma." Aqua gently stroked Kazuma's hair, comforting his wounded heart.
Kazuma lay sprawled on Aqua's lap, thanking Yuuyu again: "Yuuyu, thank you. If anyone ever asks me who I respect most, I will answer Yuuyu without hesitation!"
To help Kazuma cheer up, Megumin decides to tell him a secret: "We Crimson Demons are born with tattoos on certain parts of our bodies."
"And the location of Youyou's tattoo was actually..."
Hearing this, Kazuma's eyes gradually brightened, and he pricked up his ears to listen carefully.
Just as the group was arguing, a group of goblins, drawn by the noise, came running and, startled, quickly hid in the bushes.
At this crucial moment, Huihui and Youyou were still arguing, so Darkness could only whisper a reminder to them: "They'll be discovered if they're too loud. Kazuma, you should talk to them too!"
Kazuma, who was still being gently stroked by Aqua, suddenly shouted, "Hey, tell me where Yuuyu's tattoo is right now!"
"Why is Aqua so quiet today? To be honest, it's a little scary how quiet she is."
"Hahaha, as expected of Megumin, she also accurately grasped Kazuma's preferences and immediately turned Kazuma back into that freakish persona."
The people from other worlds stared speechlessly at Kazuma's changing gaze. As expected of a little pervert, he was wide awake when these subtle things were mentioned, and his expression gradually became distorted.
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Seeing Kazuma's smile gradually turn into a grotesque expression, Ishtar sighed, "Sigh, although I was almost scared out of my wits just now, at least my eyes were much clearer, but I've already reverted to my original state."
However, what's wrong with Aqua today? This pampering is really unlike her style... or rather, this quietness is not like Aqua at all.
Merlin breathed a sigh of relief, thinking, "This just proves that he's still the same wicked boy he always was, without changing in the slightest."
As expected of you, so quirky and realistic! Your focus is always so peculiar.
Chapter 503 The Goblin Who Licked His Own Tongue Off with His Licking Knife…
Kazuma's bizarre statement instantly attracted the attention of the monsters, who were also members of the Demon King's army.
"You bastard, you bastard!" Darkness, somewhat frantic, grabbed He Zheng by the neck and shook him repeatedly.
Seeing the group that had been discovered emerge from the bushes, and upon seeing the monsters, Aqua clenched her fists and slowly stepped forward.
Then, taking a deep breath, he began his top-tier taunting, gesticulating wildly, completely disregarding her: "Looks like a low-level mimic demon, huh? Ugh, a pathetic, inferior demon that can't even upgrade to a low-level demon. What do you need us for?"
“Kuskus…” Aqua covered her mouth with her hand while mocking, and waved her hand dismissively: “I’ll spare your worthless lives today, get out of here, didn’t you hear me?”
[As soon as he finished speaking, many more monsters appeared behind the ghost, surrounding them completely, and the situation instantly reversed: "Hey, Priestess, what did you say? There are two Crimson Demon cubs who made us suffer so much, do you think we'll let them go?"]
Seemingly to scare them, the goblin in cloth armor licked the knife in his hand, then... cut off his own tongue!
"Hahaha, every second is a mocking face. Aqua is really wasting her talent if she's not a warrior. Taunt is maxed out, this skill is definitely maxed out!"
"Aqua used Enrage, and the effect was outstanding... But the problem is, why do you, a priest, have such a high Taunt skill point!"
"Hehehe..." The people from other worlds were so amused by this scene that they were bent over backwards, slapping their thighs repeatedly. They had never seen any goddess make such an annoying expression.
Most importantly, it can make so many sarcastic expressions in such a short time, truly deserving of its reputation as a walking monster-luring artifact.
The funniest one was the guy licking the knife; they almost died laughing. He managed to cut off his tongue while licking a knife...
Academy City World
"This taunt skill... I can only say it's amazing." Misaki Shokuhou laughed until her stomach hurt.
Even without hearing her voice, just looking at the visuals, you can feel Aqua's deep malice. Her expression is so infuriating that it makes you want to punch her.
Aqua, who is usually quite timid, is probably only this brave when facing demons, and she always starts with taunts!
Even though she's not into video games, she knows what it means when a priestess stacks up all her taunts first—she's practically a lucky charm for her teammates, able to sabotage as many as possible.
Rimuru: The World of Slimes
"Hahaha...this goblin licking the knife...it's really...I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter." Ziyuan patted Gobta's back, laughing so hard that tears streamed down her face.
That's hilarious! Licking that knife is just too much... I don't know if it was coated with poison, but at least I know his knife is definitely very sharp.
"Pfft..." Rimuru's lips also couldn't help but turn up, but he tightly covered his mouth, trying to suppress the laughter that was about to spill out.
Rimuru went to great lengths to take care of his little brother Gobuta's young mind.
"..." The Goblin, being a member of the goblin race, was dumbfounded; he had never seen such a stupid goblin.
If you're just trying to scare people, I can understand licking a knife, but who would lick a blade? You cut off your own tongue, are you trying to make your enemies laugh to death?
Now, I don't know if the enemy is laughing themselves to death, but my friends are definitely laughing their heads off.
[Megumin didn't care about anything else. Her eyes glowed red, and ignoring everyone's panic, she unleashed the Explosion spell: "Explosion!!"]
"boom--"】
[Along with a rainbow-colored beam of light, an unparalleled and massive explosion followed, blasting the surrounding trees to their roots.]
As the smoke cleared, Kazuma and the others, who had been accidentally injured, lay in a huge crater. Megumin excitedly asked Kazuma how well his explosive magic would score.
Kazuma, lying in the deep pit, was on the verge of collapse: "I give you a negative 90 points! What am I going to do? How am I supposed to carry you and escape now?"
Surprisingly, one goblin managed to escape unscathed and was now looking at the group with a cold sweat on its face: "That was...that was really scary."
[And behind him, even more reinforcements arrived at the sound of the commotion. The goblin, now smug again, declared: "The reinforcements have all been drawn here. You'd better prepare to die."]
Surprisingly, these so-called reinforcements acted as if they were fleeing for their lives, completely ignoring the goblin and even trampling it underfoot.
Just then, four people suddenly appeared out of nowhere in front of Kazuma. They were wearing black bodysuits, fingerless gloves, and long robes, striking various strange poses.
"Disappear without a trace! Under the baptism of the dark flames born from the abyss!"
"Sleep forever! In the embrace of this icy embrace."
“1…ki11…you”
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