"Even the mission to capture tuna failed... It turns out that the Demon King's officers are at the very bottom of the food chain in Kazuma's squad, the frog-tuna Demon King officers."
"Hahaha, that's hilarious! Kazuma is complaining about his weird teammates, but he didn't expect that in the eyes of the other adventurers, he's not much better...scumbag Kazuma."
The mage's brain malfunctioned... Everyone's lips twitched slightly. Why don't you just name her? In the newbie village, who doesn't know the name of Huihui?
"Besides stealing underwear, she has no other redeeming qualities..."
Hearing this outrageous statement, the people from other worlds were dumbfounded. Were they all out of touch with the times? Stealing underwear could actually be considered an advantage?
OVERLORD World
"Others who travel to another world are called heroes, but you're called scum." Old Man Ainz felt quite helpless about his fellow countryman's situation.
“Brother Kazuma, you’re all equally matched, so let’s not look down on each other.”
Although the silly goddess loves to cause trouble, she can make you worry-free. Huihui's thought process is a bit quirky, but the damage is high enough that it can even change the terrain!
Darkness may be a bit eccentric, but... uh, Ainz paused for a moment, what are her advantages? Right! At least sometimes her noble status is quite useful.
In a sense, your eccentricities are even more famous than your teammates! You're practically a household name in the newbie village.
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death world
Ichigo was speechless at Megumin's bizarre thought process: "Just because she was afraid the monsters would steal them, she blew up all the tuna?"
What's the difference between this and killing the hostages first because you're afraid they'll use them as leverage? You've got the focus wrong, Huihui!
Ishida Uryu seemed to see a rising pacifist: "Her explosive magic has become stronger again, strong enough to change the terrain."
The visible increase in strength is truly enviable! This is the advantage of focusing on a single attribute point; although you can only unleash one attack, it's not certain that anyone can withstand it.
Although their thought processes are a bit convoluted, it's not a big problem, after all, this team also has a common external brain and a real person!
But just then, Youyou suddenly pushed open the door of the Adventurers' Guild, then walked to Kazuma's side, lowering her head shyly.
Her entire face flushed red, then she pursed her lips tightly as if she had made up her mind: "Kazuma-sensei! I...I want Kazuma-sensei's child!!"
Kazuma gave a wicked smile: "The peak of your love life! It's finally here! If you ask me, it's better to have a daughter as your first child."
Huihui thought Youyou had gone mad, but Youyou declared that if she didn't have a child with Mr. He Zhen, the world would be destroyed by the Demon King!
[After hearing this, Kazuma put his hands on Yu-Yu's shoulders, looking like he had nothing to lose: "As long as I have a child with Yu-Yu, we can defeat the Demon King and save the world, right? Since I can help people solve their problems, why would I refuse?"]
[Darkness and Megumin, standing nearby, vehemently objected; Kazuma had clearly been quite disdainful when they accepted the subjugation mission.]
"Hahaha, you really didn't get the scum wrong... As expected of you, I could tell you were an old scum as soon as you opened your mouth."
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Didn't you already plan this? At least ask for a reason, there might be some misunderstanding." Emiya Shirou looked at Kazuma, who was as cruel as ever, with cold sweat dripping down his face.
The Demon King will destroy the world if you don't have a child with Kazuma? This is the first time he's ever heard such an outrageous reason. This must be some naughty kid's prank!
"Does Kazuma need a reason?" Rin Tohsaka sneered. "You think Kazuma's nickname 'Kichiku Makoto' is just for show?"
For Kazuma, the reason is completely unimportant, and rejection is out of the question; he is extremely decisive when it's time to be decisive.
When faced with this kind of problem, Kazuma is not the kind of guy who hesitates and hesitates... His carefree and straightforward personality always shows itself in these strange situations.
After an argument, Youyou revealed the truth: it all stemmed from a letter from her father. Huihui picked up the letter and began to read it.
"By the time you receive this letter, I will likely no longer be alive!"
The letter also stated that Crimson Demon Village had been attacked by the Demon King's army, and the fortune teller foresaw the village's destruction, but there was still hope—the only survivor, Yu-Yu.
"The only survivor, Youyou, will meet a man in the starting village—a man who is both unreliable and powerless! He will become her destined partner."
[When she read this part, Megumin glanced at Kazuma.]
"The boy she bore with that man will embark on a journey! He will be the one to avenge his people and defeat the Demon King."
Everyone was surprised to hear this, and Aqua couldn't sit still any longer: "Are you telling me I have to wait for Kazuma to grow up? How about a three-year exception!"
Hearing Aqua's outrageous statement, Kazuma was dumbfounded: "You... want a baby to fight the Demon King?"
But Kazuma resolutely stood up and put his arm around Yu-Yu: "For the sake of the world, it's our duty!"
Just then, Huihui noticed a folded corner at the bottom of the letter. After lifting it, she read it aloud softly: "The Legend of the Crimson Demon Clan, Chapter One, Author: Ah Lu"
"Ahhh!!!" Realizing what she had done, Youyou blushed instantly, grabbed the letter, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it away.
[Then Youyou buried her face in her hands, knelt on the ground, and burst into tears, crying, "That idiot Lu! Ahhh..."]
Kazuma looked anxious: "What happened? Is there any hope for my child? What should I do?!"
Everyone almost laughed themselves to death. A man who was both unreliable and powerless... Based on just these few conditions, Youyou subconsciously chose Kazuma.
Honestly, what kind of image does Kazuma have in your mind? Among so many people in the starting village, he's the one you immediately knew.
Academy City World
"You actually want a three-year-old to fight the Demon King? Aqua, are you some kind of devil?" Misaka Mikoto was stunned.
Although this is just a story in a novel, if Aqua takes it seriously, then it's practically the same as real life. (For super-exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Three years old! A three-year-old child... Do you expect him to go fight the Demon King while sucking on a milk bottle? It would be more practical to send him to the Demon King's school!
"Hahaha, it's actually a novel..." Shirai Kuroko laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight, watching Yuu's distraught state.
Every time she sees Kazuma looking like he's doing everything to save the world, she wants to laugh. "Why aren't you this brave usually?"
As expected, only Kazuma is truly persistent in situations like this; he still hasn't forgotten about having children! Unfortunately, your chances of having a child are slim…
Bless the World
Upon seeing this, Sylvia, a cadre of the Demon King's army, gritted her teeth in hatred: "What kind of nonsense is this? You can't write a novel like this!"
That's utterly shameless! Are you sure it was the Crimson Demon Village that was trampled upon, and not your Crimson Demon Village that was trampling upon our Demon King's army? Who taught you to write it like that!
Although the Crimson Demon Village is full of mentally unstable people, they are genuinely strong. The Demon King's army usually avoids them if possible!
"Boom—" Just then, an explosion suddenly came from afar, followed by a series of tremors.
"Run! I told you not to mess with them!"
Amidst the commotion, Sylvia glanced into the distance before turning and running away.
Damn it, the Crimson Demon Clan is still chasing me!!
Chapter 502, the scene with the true name, the hero who almost lost his virginity.
“It’s just a story!” Darkness breathed a slight sigh of relief. “What about the first letter?”
“This must be true.” Huihui picked up the letter that Youyou had crumpled into a ball: “The Crimson Demon Clan has been a thorn in the Demon King’s side since ancient times!”
[Having already taken off his clothes, revealing his underwear, Kazuma was clearly on a different wavelength from the others: "Wait, what should I do with my young heart?!"]
"What about Youyou? Aren't Youyou and I supposed to have a bittersweet relationship?"
"It's hopeless!" Darkness said, then ignored Kazuma and looked at Megumin with some concern: "Megumin, why aren't you panicking yet!"
[Her hopes dashed, Kazuma stood frozen in place, his pants falling to his feet. At that moment, Aqua walked over and gracefully and calmly pulled Kazuma's pants back up.]
[Faced with Darkness's worries, Megumin reassured them that there was no need to fret, because the Crimson Demon Clan was a force even the Demon King feared!]
However, Yu-Yu was still worried about the safety of the village and decided to go back and check on it first... While Hui-Hui seemed somewhat indifferent, she was still a little worried.
"Looks like the baby couldn't be saved after all, Kazuma! But I still call you the strongest, you've already taken your pants off."
"Hahaha, that's hilarious! These people aren't normal. Who cares about your wounded young heart?"
The people from other worlds almost died laughing. He actually took off his pants, and the key point is that he did it right there in the hall... No wonder he's a representative of the bizarre and absurd world, it's really too abstract.
Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero
Seeing Kazuma's eyes lose their sparkle, Subaru clutched his stomach, his whole body trembling from laughing.
"Haha, you didn't really take it off! Aqua actually put it on for him..."
Kazuma's dream was shattered; her unborn child died in the womb... uh, I misspoke, it should be said that the child died in her imagination.
One dared to take her clothes off, and the other dared to wear them. As expected of a worldly goddess, they displayed their composure to the fullest, almost to an excessive degree.
Emilia covered her face with her hands, somewhat embarrassed, and avoided his gaze: "What on earth is Kazuma thinking?!"
That prophecy is supposed to be a story, so why are you taking your clothes off? Even if it's true, there's no need to take your clothes off here.
The next day, Kazuma and the others arrived at Wiz's shop, carrying large bags and small packages. Having decided to return to their hometown with Megumin, they sought out Wiz.
“Then I’ll take you to the vicinity of the Scarlet Devil’s Land, Teleport.” Wiz simply raised his hand, and a magic circle appeared beneath their feet.
The group vanished in a purple light, but Wiz suddenly realized he might have remembered the wrong place.
Meanwhile, Kazuma was practically going crazy, running across the grassland in tears: "No!! Wiz, where have you taken us?"
Behind He Zhen, a group of lustful female beastmen were relentlessly chasing after him: "Hey handsome young man, come and have some fun with me!!"
[Megumin's somewhat anxious voice followed, explaining the current situation to Kazuma: "Kazuma! Male beastmen went extinct a long time ago. Even if a male beastman is occasionally born, he will be ravaged by female beastmen before reaching adulthood and die of exhaustion!"]
"The orcs nowadays kidnap males from other races who invade their territory, taking them back to villages to do unspeakable things. They are the nemesis of men all over the world!"
Upon hearing this news, Darkness, who was running, instantly lost all hope, her eyes glazed over, and she collapsed to the ground.
[While chasing Kazuma, the female beastman tried to seduce him: "Come stay in our village for a couple of days! It's a harem, you know. We'll show you what heaven and earth are like."]
"I want to have your children, and I want a boy for the first one. 60 boys and 40 girls..."
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