Watching Nezha, the story of Nezha's suicide in the Investiture of the Gods brought tears to my

Upon hearing that the Three Pure Ones were willing to bestow the immortal dew, the three dared not utter another word and hurriedly turned away.

Then a "splashing" sound of water was heard.

"Okay, turn around now!"

When the three Tiger Power Immortals turned around, they saw three large bowls of "immortal dew" on the platform.

……

A world where mortals cultivate to become immortals.

"Immortal Dew?"

Out of curiosity, Han Li looked at a few more items.

It takes half a year to fill the vessel, and even immortals have to wait that long to drink it (ccbc), so this Kunlun Immortal Dew must be no ordinary product.

He took out the small green bottle and shook it gently.

"I wonder which is stronger, the Kunlun Immortal Dew or the liquid in my little green bottle."

However, the Kunlun Immortal Dew is a treasure in the Immortal Palace.

It should be no weaker than his little green bottle.

……

The Legend of Nezha.

Inside the palace of the Shang Dynasty, King Zhou was holding a grand banquet, with singing and dancing filling the air.

King Zhou sat at the head of the table, with the incomparably beautiful Daji in his arms, enjoying the fine wine that the beauty fed him.

Suddenly, I saw the Kunlun Immortal Dew on the sky.

King Zhou took another sip of wine, then frowned and pushed it away.

Compared to the Kunlun Immortal Dew, his ordinary wine tasted bland.

However, the Kunlun Immortal Dew is worth a try.

King Zhou stroked his chin and called to Shen Gongbao, who was feasting below.

"Imperial Preceptor, I remember that you and that Immortal Wuliang are fellow disciples."

"I think this Kunlun Immortal Dew is quite good, so why don't you go and ask for some for me?"

Shen Gongbao, who was enjoying his wine, was stunned.

"Your Majesty, you're telling me to go and ask for it?"

“Naturally, no one here should be more familiar with that Immortal Wuliang than you.”

King Zhou thought for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "No need for many, one jade pot will suffice."

Shen Gongbao's face stiffened. Another jade pot? He didn't even have any to drink himself.

As a leopard that cultivated into a spirit, he was not valued in the Chan Sect.

In the past, he could have been shameless enough to ask.

However, the Chan Sect helped Xiqi, but he chose Yin Shang, making them mortal enemies.

He even went to ask the Antarctic Immortal for Kunlun Immortal Dew.

Can I give it to him?

Besides, even if he did manage to get it, he would drink it first.

"What?" King Zhou's face darkened. "The Imperial Advisor is unwilling?"

Shen Gongbao rolled his eyes and quickly said, "Of course not, leave this to me."

Anyway, King Zhou had never drunk the elixir of immortality, so he could just make do with whatever he could find.

[After drinking half of it, Nezha looked up and saw a disciple of the Chan Sect taking liquid from a jade-green container and pouring it into a jade pot.]

Upon seeing what the emerald green container was, Nezha spat out all of his immortal dew.

Nezha was dumbfounded; that emerald green container was exactly the same as the toilet he used to urinate in.

Taiyi tapped Nezha on the head and said with a forced smile to the banquet guests, "My disciple is quite uncouth, please don't mind, please don't mind."

After saying this, Taiyi picked up the jade cup, tilted his head back, and took a sip with a look of enjoyment.

Then Taiyi heard Nezha whisper in his ear, "There's my pee in the water."

Taiyi suddenly spat out the mouthful of celestial dew, coughing until his face turned red. "Cough cough cough!"

Nezha, with his arm around Taiyi's, smiled and said, "My master is quite uncouth, please don't mind, please don't mind."

[Taiyi, rubbing his neck and chest to catch his breath, forced a smile at Wuliang Xianweng: "Senior brother, there's no time to lose. I think we should let Nezha participate in the assessment immediately."]

The Boundless Immortal was puzzled and raised his jade cup to Taiyi, saying, "Why the rush? Drink a few more cups before you leave."

Taiyi took a deep breath and hurriedly waved his hand, "I won't drink anymore, I won't drink anymore."

Taiyi and Nezha hurriedly followed Lu Tong, the eldest disciple of Wuliang Immortal, down to take the assessment.

Watching the three depart, the Boundless Immortal Elder took a large gulp of celestial dew with satisfaction, remarking, "The taste of this nectar..."

He smacked his lips, tasted it carefully, and said with a relaxed expression, "It's exceptionally rich; we should continue using this method from now on."

"puff!"

Throughout the heavens, everyone who was drinking or eating spat it out.

He coughed and choked while slapping the table and laughing loudly.

It turns out that the luxurious and exquisite celestial palace outhouse was not an outhouse at all, but a place for collecting nectar.

No wonder it was built so luxuriously.

Nezha even specially chose a container with celestial dew inside to urinate in.

The thought that the Boundless Immortal Elder had carefully tasted it and given a serious critique made everyone in the heavens burst into laughter.

Nezha peed a huge amount of urine in there, how could the smell not be strong?

If we want to continue using this technique in the future, we'll have to ask Nezha for help, hahaha!

……

heaven.

At the Peach Banquet, celestial music filled the air, and the immortals sat contentedly in their respective places.

Seeing the Boundless Immortal Elder in the sky drinking the elixir mixed with urine with great relish, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, seated on the throne, almost spat out the real elixir they were drinking.

The Old Man of the Moon leaned on his magic wooden staff, his eyes narrowing into slits with laughter.

"My goodness, your immortal dew craftsmanship owes a great deal to Nezha. You should find a way to properly thank him."

"The Old Man of the Moon is right," the Barefoot Immortal said mischievously, raising his hands slightly and patting the God of Longevity beside him.

"But we still don't need to prepare the elixir."

The God of Wealth stroked his long beard and solemnly offered a suggestion to the God of Longevity.

"In my opinion, you should let Nezha live in your palace from now on, so that you can collect the immortal dew quickly and make every pot delicious."

The immortals at the banquet couldn't help but burst into laughter.

The birthday celebrant, bewildered by the constant teasing and mockery, stared blankly at his reflection in the sky, enjoying his drink.

No, it's not that the flavor is rich, it's that the taste is strong, right? Huh?

……

The world of Journey to the West.

The three Tiger Power Immortal brothers held the celestial dew bestowed by the "Three Pure Ones" with shining eyes, each with a bowl, as if they had received a precious treasure.

"Yuanshi Tianzun" asked in a serious tone, "Why haven't you enjoyed your meal yet?"

"Enjoy it, enjoy it now!"

The three immortals couldn't wait to taste the celestial dew. They had cultivated for so long and had never tasted such a wonderful thing before.

So much so that the three brothers drank it with great care, sipping it slowly and savoring the taste of the elixir.

Before they could finish drinking, they heard Nezha reminding Taiyi from the sky.

The three brothers were stunned.

Urine?

Did Nezha mix urine into the celestial dew?

Deer Power Immortal smacked his lips, still in a daze, and said in a daze, "The scent of this immortal dew seems quite strong."

"Pfft!" Pigsy couldn't help but burst out laughing, shattering the illusion of transforming into the Three Pure Ones.

Sun Wukong sat on the stone platform, slapping the platform and laughing loudly, "Hahahaha! Strong smell, isn't it? This is the urine of the three of us, much stronger than Nezha's alone, hahahaha!"

Tiger Power Immortal and his two companions immediately turned pale and green, hurriedly trying to vomit up the elixir they had drunk, "Ugh—"

After dealing with the three demons, Sun Wukong patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder from behind.