Watching Nezha, the story of Nezha's suicide in the Investiture of the Gods brought tears to my

Black King roared twice in dissatisfaction, curled its tail, and squatted down without moving.

I tilted my head back and looked up at the sky.

Ye Fan's fists were itching to punch it.

……

Nezha was a bit dumbfounded, spreading his hands, "I don't know where the outhouse is!"

The crane boy had already run far ahead, and only one voice could be heard: "Go through the corridor, turn right, then turn left."

Nezha, his hands hanging limply, watched the crane boy run off into the distance and said, "Oh."

　(Good money) [Nezha found a palace, inside which was made of white jade, and eight emerald green, half-open containers were arranged in a curved line.]

[Immortal plants grow on the roof of the palace, and dew drips down their leaves into a verdant container below.]

"Wow!" Nezha pushed open the palace door and entered, turning around in amazement. "No wonder it's a latrine used by immortals, it's so tasteful!"

After saying this, Nezha took off his pants and urinated into a bright green container that was filled with liquid.

……

The Three Star Gods of Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity bring good news to the world.

Mei Shouquan and his two companions were crammed together on their way to the outhouse when they spotted the celestial palace's outhouse in the sky.

"This is the latrine of Jade Void Palace?"

Mei Shouquan's eyes lit up instantly as he stared longingly at the magnificent fairy palace-like outhouse.

Then I turned my head and looked at the outhouse where the three of them were crammed together.

They're not worlds apart; they're simply incomparable.

Wei Delu stared in disbelief, "This outhouse is even more beautiful than where I sleep."

"Hey, then you can sleep in that outhouse from now on."

Wu Fuqi chuckled and nudged Wei Delu on the shoulder, teasingly saying...

"Hey you two, how much longer are you going to squeeze in here?"

"It's not like I don't know this outhouse is small."

Mei Shouquan, carrying his peach wood cane, pushed Wei Delu and Wu Fuqi back and squeezed out first.

He stroked his long beard, gazing enviously at the outhouse in the sky, his tone tinged with hope.

"Hey, that Boundless Immortal is another member of my group."

"Do you think I'll ever have a fairy palace-like outhouse someday?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Mei Shouquan felt a pat on the shoulder and turned to look at him.

"Stop dreaming." Wei Delu walked past him.

Then, as Wu Fuqi walked by, he patted Mei Shouquan on the shoulder and casually said:

"It's daytime now, so you can still dream."

[51] Does the Boundless Immortal dare to fight Sun Wukong?! His true colors are revealed! The members of the Chan Sect are dumbfounded: How is this possible?!

The Monkey King Returns to the World.

"Great Sage," Jiang Liuer looked at the sky, then turned and asked with bright eyes, "Great Sage, is Nezha a boy?"

The Monkey King, sitting unrestrainedly on a rock, lifted his eyelids upon hearing this.

"female."

Jiang Liuer was dumbfounded.

He looked closely at the sky and saw Nezha standing there urinating.

"But this doesn't look like a girl."

"Aren't boys the ones who pee standing up?"

Jiang Liuer stared at the Monkey King with his round eyes, looking a little unhappy.

"Great Sage, are you lying to me?"

"Is Nezha a boy?"

The Monkey King picked at his ear and waved his hand impatiently.

Seeing that the Great Sage ignored him, Jiang Liuer rested his chin on his hand and looked at the sky by himself, his eyes sparkling.

"Wow, the fairy palace is so beautiful, even the outhouse is so pretty."

Jiang Liuer touched his bald head and said, "I wish I could go to the Celestial Palace sometime."

"laugh!"

The Monkey King scoffed disdainfully, lifting his eyelids to glance at the so-called celestial palace latrine.

"But it's just a mere Jade Void Palace, and it's even a latrine. What's so interesting about it?"

"Back when I was in Heaven, there was nowhere I hadn't been, from the Jade Emperor's throne to Laozi's alchemy room."

Jiang Liuer moved closer to the Monkey King, exclaimed "Wow!" and looked at him with eyes full of admiration.

……

The world of Requiem Street.

Cao Yanbing sat on the side of the street, staring wide-eyed at the luxurious celestial palace and outhouse in the sky.

Is this an outhouse?

The latrines in the celestial palace were actually made of jade.

Even the toilet looks like it's made of jade.

Thinking that even his home had been taken over, and that he had become Xia Ling's male servant for just two hundred yuan, Cao Yanbing looked at the sky and felt both envious and heartbroken.

Overwhelmed with sorrow, he forcefully wiped away the tears from the corners of his mouth, propped his chin on his hand, and continued to gaze at the celestial palace in the sky.

……

After Nezha finished urinating, he wanted to go back but couldn't find his way; everything was white.

"Where are you going?" Crane Boy called out to Nezha from behind. "Come with me."

The Boundless Immortal held a banquet in the Jade Void Palace, attended by several disciples of the Chan Sect.

Nezha followed the crane boy into the banquet and sat next to Taiyi, listening with droopy eyelids to Taiyi and Wuliang Xianweng exchanging pleasantries.

The Boundless Immortal Elder smiled and said, "Junior Brother has made a great contribution to our sect by nurturing the Spirit Pearl into a talent."

Taiyi cupped his hands in a gesture of respect towards the distance, raised his eyebrows, and smiled broadly, "Not at all, not at all, it's all thanks to Master's guidance."

Several disciples of the Chan Sect carried white jade pots and poured the clear elixir into the jade cups for the people at the banquet.

[The Boundless Immortal pointed to the jade pot, "This Kunlun Immortal Dew is a tonic for the Jade Void Palace. It used to take half a year to collect just one pot, but today, when I sent someone to check, it was already full."]

[Nezha sat crookedly, and after a disciple poured the celestial dew into his jade cup, he casually picked it up and took a sip.]

The Immortal Wuliang stroked his white beard and laughed, "It's better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early, Junior Brother."

"You are a blessed person..."

……

The world of Journey to the West.

Under the cover of night, in a Taoist temple, Pigsy flicked his ears and boasted, "This Kunlun Immortal Dew is a wonderful thing. Back when I was in Heaven, I drank quite a lot of it at the Antarctic Immortal's place."

Looking at the sky, Sha Wujing asked with a hint of curiosity, "Second Brother, is that celestial dew delicious?"

Although he was the Curtain-Raising General, he had never actually drunk such celestial dew from the Antarctic Immortal before.

"Of course!" Pigsy puffed out his chest. "I, Old Pig, am Marshal Tianpeng. If the taste wasn't good, the Antarctic Immortal wouldn't have served it to me."

Sun Wukong squatted on the altar of the Taoist temple and chuckled a few times. "Then next time, ask the old man of the South Pole for some so that our master can have a taste too."

Just as Pigsy was about to find an excuse to refuse, a sudden gust of demonic wind swept in.

The three brothers immediately transformed into the Three Pure Ones sitting on the altar.

Tiger Power Immortal and others walked in and were overjoyed to see the "Three Pure Ones" appearing on the stage.

The three brothers hurriedly bowed down.

"What are you asking for?"

"Yuanshi Tianzun" asked in a deep voice.

Deer Power Immortal glanced at the Kunlun Immortal Dew that Boundless Immortal Elder and others were enjoying in the celestial canopy, and hurriedly said:

"Immortal Venerable, we would like to request a cup of Kunlun Immortal Dew."

"Yuanshi Tianzun" rolled his eyes and readily agreed.

"However, the three of you need to turn around first."