Watching Nezha, the story of Nezha's suicide in the Investiture of the Gods brought tears to my

"Why don't you write a proper love story instead of these melodramatic tales! Why don't you just write about yourself and a pig together?"

"You're no matchmaker, so please leave this kind of thing to someone as capable as me, instead of letting you, an old man, wreak havoc on the world!"

As he spoke, Jianglong went to snatch the red thread from the Old Man of the Moon's waist.

"Jianglong, don't be so presumptuous!" Zhao Gongming walked over angrily.

Jianglong's behavior went too far; he even tried to steal the Old Man of the Moon's red thread and create a mess!

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In his 250th incarnation, Tianpeng was reborn as an executioner. At the execution ground, he fell in love with a condemned prisoner and chose to commit suicide to save his beloved, ultimately perishing together.

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In the 326th reincarnation, a beggar fell in love with a wealthy heiress. He waited in the street for her sedan chair, and when she passed by, the pockmarked, ragged, and foul-smelling Tianpeng wrote her a love letter expressing his feelings. However, he was beaten and kicked by the bodyguards. In the end, he crawled to the heiress's mansion. In his final moments of lucidity, he vaguely saw the heiress's smile, and he once again sadly recited the poem: "Love has always left only regret, and this regret will last forever."

Even after his soul returned to the underworld, Tianpeng remained unfazed by the trials of a thousand lifetimes of love, saying, "Let's have some soup and come back!"

In his 327th life, Tianpeng was reborn as a devoted general who fell in love with a princess from a foreign land. They secretly pledged their love, but were stripped of their military power and had their property confiscated by imperial decree. Knowing he had committed a heinous crime and felt ashamed before the emperor and the people, Tianpeng chose to jump off the city wall and commit suicide. On the city wall, he sadly recited the poem: "Love has always left only regret, and this regret will last forever."

In the 328th reincarnation, Tianpeng had an affair with his sister-in-law. The two were drowned in a pig cage together. While in the cage, Tianpeng recited the poem again: "Sister-in-law, love has always brought only regret, and this regret will last forever."

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The world of Journey to the West.

"Fool, you like beautiful women, don't you? With so many trials and tribulations in this world, so many women you've been destined to be with, they're perfect for you!"

Sun Wukong winked at Zhu Bajie, his mouth practically twisted with laughter!

It was indeed fate, but it was all a karmic entanglement!

Every time Tianpeng was overcome with lust, he met a violent end!

For Pigsy, whose lustful nature is hard to change, this is practically killing him out of his spirit!

Even the usually composed Tang Sanzang couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw Zhu Bajie's many lifetimes of melodramatic and karmic entanglements.

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"Amitabha! Forgive me, forgive me! My disciple, why are you still unrepentant? The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, but turning back is the shore!"

Pigsy's face was gloomy, and he was so embarrassed that he wanted to disappear.

Watching myself die in all sorts of bizarre and violent ways in so many lifetimes.

He was so frightened that his lustful desires diminished by seven or eight parts!

He didn't want to die such a violent death!

...

[The Matchmaker is getting increasingly lazy, working on scripts until his hair has turned white.]

Even Tianpeng couldn't take it anymore and began to rebel, not wanting to experience the tribulations of love again.

Even Meng Po, the judge of the underworld, was exhausted. Her hands were almost numb from holding the bowl. She put the soup down and drank it herself.

[In the 406th reincarnation, he became a county magistrate, but died tragically after committing adultery with a convicted woman.]

And so life went by, life after life. In the 501st life, Tianpeng, once a poor scholar, finally achieved the highest rank in the imperial examinations and returned home in glory. But upon arriving home, he discovered that his wife had long since starved to death! The house reeked of a corpse. Unwilling to keep his wealth and honor to himself, Tianpeng knelt before his wife's bed, drew his sword, and committed suicide: "Love has always left only regret, and this regret will last forever!"

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The world of Bao Qingtian.

Chen Shimei was forced to stand before Bao Zheng, and the dragon-headed guillotine was placed in front of him.

The Empress Dowager herself came to plead for Chen Shimei's life, using various threats and inducements in an attempt to save him.

When Chen Shimei saw the Empress Dowager, a glimmer of hope rose in his heart!

Bao Zheng, however, looked at the sky, his anger barely contained, and shouted:

Even a lecherous scoundrel like Tianpeng was willing to die for his wife.

"And you, Chen Shimei, were also a top scholar in the imperial examinations, yet you not only failed to repay your wife, but also tried to kill Qin Xianglian and her child! You deserve to die a thousand deaths!"

"Even if I lose my official seal and my head today, I will still cut you down, you heartless bastard!"

Chen Shimei deeply regretted his actions.

The Empress Dowager's expression was also very unpleasant.

Compared to this, Chen Shimei is not even as good as someone like Tianpeng!

However, since this was her son-in-law, she had to have her own selfish motives.

"Guards, begin the execution!" Bao Zheng didn't care about anything else and directly ordered the doors to be closed and the execution to begin!

...

[In the 502nd lifetime, the Old Man of the Moon suddenly had a flash of inspiration and wrote an excellent story, truly moving and inspiring!]

[Tianpeng was reincarnated as a poor but studious scholar, secretly loved by a wealthy young lady. Unfortunately, he was foolish and unaware that the lady was disguised as a man, arriving three days late. By then, the young lady had already been betrothed. Tianpeng died with resentment. On the way to the young lady's wedding, he removed his outer wedding dress, revealing his mourning clothes underneath, to pay his respects. Suddenly, a loud noise came from the grave, and Tianpeng's soul and the young lady transformed into butterflies.]

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The Butterfly Lovers World.

Zhu's mother secretly approached Liang Shanbo and demanded that he sever his relationship with Zhu Yingtai.

Liang Shanbo refused to comply, glaring angrily at the sky: "Aren't you afraid that Zhu Yingtai and I will also turn into butterflies and fly away together?"

Zhu's mother spoke vehemently, gradually closing in on Liang Shanbo:

"Do you think anger can change your and Yingtai's fate? Do you think that because you're dissatisfied, the barbarians will tolerate the Han people in the south? Blame it on yourselves for being born in the wrong place, born in this time of decline for our Han dynasty, when everyone is so hypocritical, pedantic, and snobbish. Blame it on yourselves for having too many ideas, for being young and ignorant, thinking that you can change the people around you just because you don't like them! Thinking that the two of you can change this era!" Yi.

[133] The ascended one who went through many hardships became one of the 100,000 heavenly soldiers who besieged Sun Wukong? Were the 100,000 heavenly soldiers really that weak?

Two butterflies flew to the underworld, where they were forcibly separated by the ghost messengers, forcing Tianpeng to undergo another tribulation of love.

[Tianpeng was in so much pain that he would rather go to the eighteenth level of hell and never be reincarnated than suffer the tribulations of love again.]

[His 503rd incarnation was destined to be a teacher, but he secretly loved his elder sister-in-law and committed suicide.]

...

"What the hell! You love your sister-in-law?"

"You were already punished by being drowned in a pig cage for having an affair with your sister-in-law, how come you're now showing affection for her again?"

"Nothing tastes better than dumplings, and nothing's more fun than your sister-in-law?"

"What the hell! Cupid, are you siding with someone else? Why are you always messing around with your sister-in-law?"

"Is this right? This is not right!"

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The Reign of Zhenguan in Chang'an.

Li Shimin and Li Yuanji were drinking in the palace.

Li Yuanji's wife poured wine for Prince Qin, Li Shimin, took a sip, and a playful smile appeared on her face:

"Haha, this matchmaker's script is really interesting! He's always eyeing other people's sisters-in-law!"

As he spoke, Li Shimin's eyes also lingered on Li Yuanji's wife, casting flirtatious glances.

He's different; he doesn't love his sister-in-law, he loves his sister-in-law!

Li Yuanji saw this and felt a mix of emotions.

But Li Shimin was his second elder brother, so he couldn't just look at him and make a scene. He could only slam his fist on the table and yell:

"Hmph, no matter what, this kind of incestuous plot shouldn't be written! The God of Marriage is truly inhuman!"

...

However, this time Tianpeng refused to drink the soup. He called out to the Old Man of the Moon, questioning why he had harmed him.

[Tianpeng beats up the Old Man of the Moon: "Being overly polite is never a bad thing, but I'll fucking kill you!"]

[The Matchmaker God said, "We're in the same boat. You're the actor, I'm the screenwriter, and I'm suffering too! I don't want to go to this awful class anymore! But I have to go!"]

The ghost messengers held down Tianpeng, intending to force him to drink Meng Po's soup on May 13th so he could be reincarnated.

However, he struggled desperately and accidentally fell into the animal realm.

[That's how Pigsy was born. He was born in a pigsty, but he had a pig's head and a human body.]

The relatives were all dumbfounded, exclaiming that he was a freak and that he was scared to death!

For twenty years, Pigsy (Zhu Bajie) spent his days hiding and his nights sneaking around looking for food.

[But even as a pig, he still had to experience the trials of love; when he saw a pretty girl on the street, he couldn't resist nuzzling her.]

This terrified the girl. Tianpeng had been severely beaten by the villagers, who planned to burn him alive.

[Pigsy was tied to a cross and burned; unable to speak, he could only scream in agony.]

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While the other scenarios were chaotic, this love tribulation took everyone by surprise!