Watching Nezha, the story of Nezha's suicide in the Investiture of the Gods brought tears to my

On the other hand, things were really bad for Tianpeng.

As a marshal, his crimes were compounded, and he was banished to the mortal realm, where he endured a thousand lifetimes of love tribulations and tasted the bitter fruit of his actions.

[After hearing that the God of Love (Yue Lao) would have to write a thousand scripts, he fainted and had to be rushed to the hospital!]

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The world of the movie Ji Gong, the Heavenly Court.

The Old Man of the Moon, holding the red thread in his hand, was stunned by the sheer volume of work: "Ah! A thousand scripts! Am I supposed to write a novel? Should I punish him or myself? Oh well, I'll just write whatever's available and hand it in!"

Jianglong suddenly jumped over, looking at Yue Lao with a scrutinizing gaze, and mercilessly accused him:

"You matchmaker, relying on a few tattered red ropes, you just pull and tug at people's hands for no reason."

"Just give a perfunctory answer? That's irresponsible towards relationships! If even you can't take responsibility, how can anyone else be happy?"

"Just like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, why couldn't they be tied together? It made them die in their graves, what did they do to wrong you!"

"Why did Hou Yi and Chang'e, such a perfect divine couple, have to separate, while Wu Gang and Chang'e, those two sluts, got together?"

"I'm telling you, you're getting old. You should retire if you have nothing else to do! Otherwise, who knows what kind of mess you'll make of Tianpeng!"

...

[Tianpeng followed Chang'e to the South Heavenly Gate, but Chang'e didn't even glance at him. Before her execution, Chang'e wanted to ask Wu Gang a question, but before she could speak, Wu Gang interrupted her: "You don't need to ask. I, Wu Gang, have no regrets in this life."]

[Chang'e and Wu Gang gazed at each other tenderly under the moonlight, while Tianpeng joined them, also wanting to ask Chang'e a question.]

But Chang'e slapped him across the face, saying, "You don't need to ask anymore, you're so annoying."

[Chang'e's slap wasn't very hard, but Tianpeng was in great pain. He had put in so much effort, but he couldn't win Chang'e's love and could only watch helplessly as Wu Gang took Chang'e to the moon.]

"Love has always brought only regret, and this regret will last forever!" Tianpeng wept bitterly.

...

Tianpeng's plight once again drew ridicule from all the heavenly beings!

"Hahahaha! Tianpeng is really going to make me laugh to death!"

"Watching the woman you love elope with another man is both tragic and hilarious!"

"Tianpeng is really funny, he gets disliked in every way. As expected, what you can't have, you can never have. Clown Tianpeng!"

Hou Yi silently scratched his head, feeling like something was growing on his brain as he watched his wife elope with another man.

...

[A celestial being kicked Tianpeng down to the mortal realm, and thus began Tianpeng's first incarnation.]

[The old woman Meng Po in the underworld was serving Meng Po soup, waiting for Tian Peng, but he never came.]

The heavenly general's kick caused Tianpeng to skip the proper procedures and be reincarnated directly; there was even a birthmark where he was kicked.

[Tianpeng, who hadn't drunk the Meng Po soup, retained his memories of his past life. Upon seeing his aunt's beauty, he couldn't help but speak human language. Startled, his aunt let go and fell to the ground, dying in 47 seconds.]

[After his death, Tianpeng's soul returned to the underworld. The underworld, after reading his life story, discovered something amiss: "You should have died when you were twelve, during your puppy love affair."]

[The Matchmaker was so anxiously flipping through his own love story script that he cried. "I wasted my first attempt at writing this, and you speedrunned it in 47 seconds!"]

The judge, however, believed it was a procedural problem in Heaven, and Yama, the King of Hell, also shirked responsibility, sending Tianpeng to the next scene.

[Tianpeng declares that no matter how many trials he endures in love, it will never change his unwavering devotion to Chang'e!]

[While still in the underworld, Tianpeng recited the poem with high spirits: "Love has always brought only regret, and this regret will last forever!"]

[Just then, the Meng Po soup from his previous life was still warm when Tianpeng came to drink the medicine! Meng Po poured the soup into Tianpeng's mouth, allowing him to pass through his love tribulation in the warm soup!]

...

New Three Kingdoms World.

Guan Yu killed Hua Xiong with a single stroke and returned to his camp carrying Hua Xiong's head.

Cao Cao brought out a wine cup, the wine inside still warm!

The entire camp erupted in cheers!

Guan Yu stroked his long beard, squinting as he stared intently at the sky:

"I thought I was fast enough, but I didn't expect Tianpeng to be even faster than me! He died in just 47 seconds, and the Meng Po soup wasn't even cold yet!"

...

The world of Journey to the West, on the journey to the west.

"Hehe, you idiot, you're getting all worked up over Chang'e!"

Sun Wukong was somewhat surprised to hear that Tianpeng's tone had changed when he recited the poem!

Previously, Tianpeng would only recite this poem when he was heartbroken and in a moment of sadness.

Tianpeng, however, recited the poem with a passionate and stirring feeling!

You should know that every time he encounters a setback, Pigsy clamors to go back to Gao Village.

And look at his determination to pursue Chang'e?

This is completely different!

"Hmph, I, Old Pig, am determined too, okay!" Pigsy said with a righteous expression!

"Bajie, if you put this determination into the journey to the West, why worry about the difficulties along the way?" Tang Sanzang admonished Zhu Bajie, pointing at him.

Sha Wujing chimed in, "Master is right!"

...

Douluo Continent, Shrek Academy.

Tang San stroked his chin, staring thoughtfully at Tianpeng in the sky.

His focus was on the script about Tianpeng dying from early romance.

"He died when he was twelve and had a puppy love relationship? Can puppy love really lead to death?"

He then glanced down at his companions.

Except for Dai Mubai, who is a little older, the other guys all started dating around the age of twelve.

I haven't seen anything go wrong with their early romance, have I?

On the contrary, their early romance deepened their bond!

"Tianpeng's script is really boring. I suspect the Old Man of the Moon is padding the script, but I have no evidence!"

In his hundredth incarnation, Tianpeng became an eighty-year-old enlightened monk and abbot of a Buddhist monastery. However, he fell in love with a sixteen-year-old maid and chose to leave the monastic life, ultimately being beaten to death with sticks.

[Meng Po has arrived with soup again! Hahaha, she's sent soup! Drink the soup!]

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The sequel to Journey to the West, Mount Ling.

Wutian, sitting high on the Buddha's throne, was deeply moved when he saw Tianpeng, reincarnated as a monk, fall in love with worldly desires and be killed.

He once had worldly desires and a tragic relationship with Ashu, which led to his expulsion from Buddhism. After turning to the dark side, he was suppressed.

However, Tianpeng's love story is even more melodramatic!

"Tsk tsk, what a tragic fate. An octogenarian monk, with the yellow earth almost reaching his neck, only had his destiny arrive late, leaving a Buddhist abbot to suffer a disgraceful end and die a violent death in the street."

Wu Tian gave a bitter laugh.

It seemed as if they were laughing at Tianpeng's ill-fated relationship, and also as if they were suffering because they had the same experience.

...

Shi Gandang is the world, the Heavenly Court.

"Hahaha, so it turns out that all of this was caused by the Old Man of the Moon!"

Seeing this ridiculous and similar plot unfolding on Tianpeng once again, Kui Gang was so angry that he laughed.

He always thought that his relationship with Ashu was a calamity.

Who would have thought that it was actually the God of Love who was writing this mess of a script!

If it weren't for the matchmaker's meddling, how could he have ended up in this state of darkness and demonic possession?

"You're the Old Man of the Moon, aren't you! All the other gods and Buddhas can live, but you, the Old Man of the Moon, must die!"

Kui Gang's eyes gradually hardened, and waves of monstrous black energy emanated from his body.

His gaze fiercely fixed on the imprisoned Matchmaker.

"Old Man of the Moon, this marriage shouldn't be arranged by you anymore. Let the God of Wealth take your place!"

...

The World of Ji Gong (a famous Chinese movie character).

Jianglong grabbed the Old Man of the Moon's sleeve and kicked him repeatedly:

"Look at you, you old geezer! Is this the kind of script you could write?"

"An eighty-year-old man falling in love with a sixteen-year-old girl? I think you've lost your mind!"