Infinite: Starting from Resident Evil

"Ugh, stop nagging. Just wait and enjoy your delicious soft-boiled egg." Bayonetta complained. "Also, the rest of the breakfast is ready: hot milk, golden-brown fried bacon, and toast with strawberry jam. Go and eat first."

Shen Ye knew that staying next to Bayonetta would distract her, so to prevent her from wasting more food, he shrugged and turned to walk to the dining table.

After sitting down, he didn't immediately start eating. Instead, he turned to look at the witch wearing an apron. The sight of the scantily clad witch with the apron reminded him of the cooks in some hentai anime he had seen before...

Okay, I'm sorry, but she dressed up like that when she was with Joan of Arc, just for fun.

As Shen Ye was thinking this, Bayonetta in the kitchen let out a cheer.

"Honey, the soft-boiled eggs are done! This time they're absolutely perfect!"

Shen Ye snapped out of his thoughts and watched as Bayonetta walked over with two plates of fried eggs on them, her steps light and quick.

"Here, have this." Bayonetta placed the plate she was holding in her left hand in front of Shen Ye.

Shen Ye glanced down and found that it was indeed fried perfectly. Then... he looked at the fried egg on Bayonetta's plate and found that it looked a little worse than his.

Seeing Bayonetta pick up a knife and fork to cut the fried egg, Shen Ye suddenly raised his hand to stop her.

"What, darling, aren't you satisfied? This is already the best I've ever made." Bayonetta looked at Shen Ye with dissatisfaction, then she continued, "Okay, okay, I'll go make you another perfectly soft-boiled egg."

“That’s not what I meant.” Shen Ye shook his head, got up and walked over, pressed Bayonetta, who had also stood up, back down, then picked up her plate and placed it next to his own. He then used a knife to cut the two fried eggs in half, and then used a fork to swap the other half of the fried eggs.

Bayonetta was a little surprised by Shen Ye's actions, but also felt a little touched.

As a witch, money means nothing to her; what she might need is a genuine attitude, one that has nothing to do with money and material possessions.

“Honey, do you know what I want to do right now?” Bayonetta said.

Shen Ye placed the plate in front of her, but before he could reply, he saw the witch suddenly stand up, push him back into the chair, straddle him, and kiss his face.

After several minutes of passionate kissing, Bayonetta finally let go of Shen Ye and said with a smile, "This is a reward for you."

This reward is nice, but... Shen Ye wiped his lips, feeling that they were swollen from being kissed, and complained, "I hope you won't use so much force next time you reward me."

"Know it!"

Bayonetta got up and returned to her seat, happily eating her breakfast.

“Oh, right, Enzo just called and asked us to go to Rodin’s bar,” Bayonetta said halfway through the meal.

"Any news about what you asked him about?" Shen Ye asked.

Bayonetta nodded, swallowed the food in her mouth, and continued, "I need to figure out where I came from."

I know that, you're a witch!

Although revealing Bayonetta's true identity might not be considered a spoiler, Shen Ye decided to give her the opportunity, thinking of Joan of Arc, out of sisterly affection.

But Joan of Arc should be arriving today, right?

After having breakfast, the two rested for a while before heading out.

But just as Bayonetta was getting ready to drive her car with her keys, a taxi pulled up in front of her house.

"Hey, you two, how was your last night?" Enzo asked loudly as he got out of the car, a cigar dangling from his lips.

"It was so enjoyable, I felt like I went to heaven," Shen Ye replied dramatically.

Enzo let out a soft "uh," thinking Shen Ye would be more reserved, but having spent so long in America, he had picked up some American humor: "It's a good thing the angels didn't bother you, so can you describe what heaven is like?"

"It's indescribable, I can only say...it's wonderful," Shen Ye said.

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(The sky is falling! Writers' benefits are being drastically changed. How are small-time authors like me supposed to earn pocket money now?!)

Chapter 527! Plane Attack

(Just a little complaint, but I'll keep updating, don't worry, dear readers.)

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If it were an average girl, she would definitely feel a little shy after hearing their conversation.

But who was Miss Witch? She glanced at Enzo and said indifferently, "For you, every night must be like living in hell, right?"

"Nonsense!" Enzo jumped up in anger. "My wife praises me every night."

"Actually, I slept very soundly during the few days I stayed at your house," Shen Ye added, adding insult to injury.

Faced with the couple's obedience, Enzo's face immediately fell, and he angrily shouted, "Don't be so smug. Wait until you're my age before you say that."

“In fact, my physical age is already thirty.” Shen Ye glanced at him as well: “My body is always in peak condition, or as we say in our area, forever eighteen years old.”

"Damn you people..." Enzo was deeply hurt and complained loudly, "God, punish them with divine retribution!"

"Watch out, you might be the first one to get hit." Shen Ye patted his shoulder: "Stop complaining, go drive. Isn't this what you came here for today?"

"I came to check if you guys had dirtied my car," Enzo muttered, but still walked toward his sports car, taking the keys Bayonetta tossed to him as he passed her.

Although Enzo's sports car didn't have a trunk, it was thankfully a four-seater. Since Enzo was driving, Shen Ye and Bayonetta naturally chose to sit in the back, leaving the front passenger seat empty.

Shen Ye leaned forward and patted Enzo on the shoulder: "Let's drive."

"I shouldn't have come. It's like I'm your personal driver," Enzo complained again, but he immediately started the engine.

Shortly after, the sports car drove out of the residential area and onto the overpass at a fork in the road.

At this moment, Bayonetta took out a lollipop, put it in her mouth and started sucking on it, but noticing that Shen Ye was watching her, she asked, "Do you want to taste my mouth, or do you want to try the taste of the lollipop?"

In fact, Shen Ye was very curious about what flavor the lollipop in her hand tasted like, but he said, "Can I have both?"

“Of course not, you can only choose one, especially when I’m eating a lollipop.” Bayonetta licked the lollipop and winked at Shen Ye: “I hope you choose my mouth, it’s much tastier than a lollipop.”

"Sorry, I'd rather try your lollipop now." After saying that, realizing something was off, she quickly corrected herself: "I meant the lollipop in your hand."

“Of course I know, because I should be the one saying that.” Bayonetta’s gaze swept over Shen Ye, then she handed him the lollipop she had already eaten: “You don’t mind, do you, Mr. Cat?”

"What do you think? Think about what you did to me last night." Shen Ye certainly didn't mind, and directly put his mouth to it, taking the lollipop into his mouth. He nodded, and the taste was not bad. It was even vanilla flavored, but it still had the rosemary scent from the witch's mouth.

After hearing Shen Ye's words, Bayonetta naturally remembered her promise to feed him saliva last night and couldn't help but laugh.

"But you didn't waste a single drop last night, darling."

"You didn't give me a chance to waste it."

"..."

Enzo, who was driving, was speechless after hearing their conversation. He was even more glad that he hadn't made the decision to let Bayoneta stay with Shen Ye last night, as that would have really set a bad example for his child.

Just then, Shen Ye suddenly remembered something. He glanced at the sports car's rearview mirror and saw a sedan following them at a distance. He smiled and asked, "Speaking of which, Enzo, how long have you been wearing that coat? I've never seen you change it."

Enzo patted his leather coat and said proudly, "It's only been a little over half a month. After all, it's a genuine leather coat, and it cost me a lot of money. Of course, I have to wear it out and show it off more often. What, is there a problem?"

"I just wanted to say, no wonder you didn't notice..." Shen Ye said with a smile.

Enzo asked with a puzzled look, "What did you find?"

“If you had done the laundry, you should have been able to spot it. Now…” Shen Ye suddenly leaned forward and pulled out a listening device from behind his collar.

“Oh, poor Mr. Enzo, it seems someone gave you a gift but you didn’t notice, and you don’t even know who to thank.” Bayonetta took the bug from Shen Ye, looked at it in her palm, and continued, “It’s still working. I really hope you haven’t put your coat in the bedroom during this time, otherwise… a live broadcast would be no different from a live show.”

Enzo's face immediately turned grim, but at the same time he was puzzled: "Shen, how did you know?"

"When we first met, I saw someone put a bug on you." Shen Ye shrugged. "I was going to tell you, but... sorry, I forgot later."

He had genuinely forgotten. If he hadn't remembered this scene while eating the lollipop, the three of them probably wouldn't have known they were being followed even after returning to the bar. After all, Bayonetta wasn't sitting in the passenger seat, so she naturally wouldn't have noticed.

"Damn it, what does the person who planted the listening device on me want to do? Are they trying to get back at my family?" Enzo's face was grim.

"It shouldn't be. I can sense that person was coming for me."

Bayonetta casually tossed the bugging device behind her, turned her head slightly to look behind her, and saw the car following her disappear at the fork in the overpass.

“Darling, it seems someone else is after me. I hope it’s not a man.” Bayonetta then said to Shen Ye, “If it is a man, what are you going to do?”

“If it were a man, I would shove a gun up his ass and warn him not to mess with you.” A dangerous glint flashed in Shen Ye’s eyes.

Upon hearing this, Bayonetta's face immediately filled with extreme disgust: "Darling, what you did was disgusting. If you really did that, I'll make sure you don't touch me for at least ten days."

"Alright then, I'll ask Enzo to do it." Shen Ye looked at Enzo, who was driving, and asked, "You won't mind, will you?"

“Of course I’d mind, I’m not interested in men.” Enzo yelled. “I absolutely… damn it… what the hell is going on?”

Enzo's expression changed from anger to horror, because just as he was speaking, he saw a medium-sized plane flying towards them in his rearview mirror.

"Is this... a terrorist attack?"

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Chapter 528! Joan of Arc, you've gone too far!

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boom!

Just as Enzo finished speaking, the medium-sized plane crashed straight into the back of the sports car with a loud bang. Although it didn't hit the sports car directly, it still startled Enzo, who frantically swerved the steering wheel to the side. This caused the sports car to crash into the slightly tilted guardrail of the overpass, and the high-speed sports car shot straight into the sky.

"Poor Enzo, he couldn't save his sports car after all."