Infinite: Starting from Resident Evil

Bayonetta smiled, but her body reacted quickly. Her two legs, longer than most people's, wrapped around Shen Ye's waist as he sat up. Then, when Shen Ye tried to pin her down, she used a judo-style sleeping technique to roll to the side, gripping his waist.

boom!

The sofa was only so big, and with this roll, the two of them fell directly onto the floor.

Shen Ye landed on his back, but it didn't hurt at all. Even a small child wouldn't be hurt if they fell from such a low height, especially since there was a carpet next to the sofa.

So Shen Ye also wanted to roll to the side, wanting to pin Bayoneta down again.

However, there was a coffee table right in front of the sofa, and there wasn't enough space at all, so he had to give up on that plan and instead prepared to use his waist strength to stand up first.

However, his back had barely left the ground when it returned to Mother Earth's embrace, because Bayonetta had pried open his teeth with her tongue.

He still lost.

……

(Huh)

(Damn, they released him and then sent him back.)

(Damn, they've released them again. Will they be sent back later?)

(Okay, it really is...)

Chapter 525! The Failed Night Raid

(I've been released and locked up several times since the last chapter, I'm exhausted.)

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The witch seemed to be born with the skill of kissing, and even though Shen Ye was already a seasoned veteran, he was still deeply moved by her kiss.

After an unknown amount of time, the black-haired witch raised her head, licked her lips, and looked coquettishly at the man wiping his mouth: "The witch tastes good, doesn't she?"

Shen Ye certainly couldn't say that the taste was exceptionally good. Since the witch had taken the initiative this time, after wiping his mouth, he deliberately said, "We just finished eating, and there was garlic in the food. Aren't you disgusted?"

The black-haired witch was so clever that she could see that Shen Ye was saying this on purpose. She said nonchalantly, "You always say that I smell strongly of rosemary. Well, that's fine. You add rosemary to your steak anyway, so there's no difference."

"Huh, why does it sound like you're describing yourself as a dish?" Shen Ye said with a look of disgust.

The black-haired witch straddled him, leaned down to look at him, and said with a light smile, "Yes, of course I'm a dish for you to eat. Don't you think I'm quite delicious?"

Shen Ye was speechless after hearing this. Besides never mentioning cars in his conversations, the witch always liked to flirt with him, and it was always very effective.

Who could stand this?

Looking at the smiling witch, Shen Ye sighed and said, "Anyway, when we go to sleep later, I have to take the initiative, and I have to be on top."

The witch shook her head, cupping his face in her fair hands, her movements as gentle as if she were holding a precious work of art.

"No way, I just said that tonight, no matter what, I'm going to be the one in control."

"That won't do, it's a matter of my dignity as a man." Shen Ye rarely mentioned the word "dignity," but he had to bring it up tonight; he was still a bit of a chauvinist.

"That's a real shame. It seems we'll have to sleep in separate rooms for our first night living together." The black-haired witch didn't back down. Then, she gently kissed Shen Ye, stood up, and strode upstairs.

As they reached the corner of the stairs, the witch said to Shen Ye, who was still lying on the ground, "The first bedroom upstairs is my room. If you've made up your mind, just push the door open and come in. Otherwise, you can sleep next door to me."

Shen Ye tilted his head and looked at her: "Then it seems we'll be having to share rooms for quite some time."

Hearing this, the black-haired witch was not angry at all. Instead, she confidently raised her head and continued walking upstairs.

As a witch, she was very confident in her charm.

To manipulate a man is a piece of cake.

Besides, even if Shen Ye doesn't take the initiative to compromise, she can still launch a surprise attack while he's sleeping.

Miss Witch has already made her plan.

But after the witch climbed the last step, Shen Ye's voice came again: "I hope you won't try to ambush me tonight!"

Based on his limited understanding of the witch's personality, this is quite possible.

Upon hearing this, Bayonetta said nothing and simply walked straight into the bathroom.

As for making Shen Ye's bed, well, she had already made it when she left Enzo's house the day before yesterday.

At this moment, Shen Ye, who was lying in the lobby downstairs, heard the sound of water and slowly got up from the ground. Looking at the leftover food on the coffee table, he shook his head helplessly and said softly, "Why do I have to wash the dishes after I cooked? I suddenly miss Joan of Arc."

Of course, he was just complaining casually.

……

After tidying up the coffee table and taking a quick shower, Shen Ye yawned and returned to the bedroom. He took out his phone to check the time and found that it was already 2 a.m. He quickly climbed into bed and prepared to sleep.

The room had already been filled with rosemary perfume by Bayonetta, and there was also a vase full of rosemary on the bedside table. Shen Ye was quickly overcome by sleepiness.

However, just as Shen Ye was drifting off to sleep, the bedroom door was suddenly opened.

Hearing the creak of the door opening, Shen Ye immediately became more alert. He quickly opened his eyes a crack and saw a body, glowing faintly in the moonlight streaming through the window, tiptoeing toward his bedside.

The black-haired witch was indeed planning a surprise attack on him.

"Hmph, I might let it go normally, but since you've said that today, I won't do as you wish." A cold smile appeared on Shen Ye's face.

Although it would be a shame to miss out on something that's already in your mouth, Shen Ye wasn't in a hurry at all, since there would be plenty of opportunities in the future.

So, Shen Ye pretended to feel a little cold, rolled over from side to side, wrapped himself up in the blanket, tucked the edges under his body, and only left half of his head exposed before he could continue to sleep peacefully.

Seeing this, Bayonetta, who had tiptoed to the bedside, was dumbfounded. How was she supposed to do it?

She squatted down by the bed and gently tugged at the blanket, but it was too tightly pressed down to budge.

But she didn't dare turn Shen Ye over and pull back the covers, as that would wake him. After all, a man who is awake is difficult for her to subdue. Her plan was to slip into his bed while he was asleep, and then...

Anyway, she'll use the theoretical knowledge in her head to make men submit.

But now...

"Hmph, what an alert man." Bayonetta pouted, glaring at the man with resentment, but she was unwilling to go back like this. After thinking for a moment, she had an idea. Then, she lifted her fair and slender legs and stepped onto the bed. But when she got onto the bed, she had already transformed into a black cat.

After circling around Shen Ye, who was wrapped up like a caterpillar, the cat, who had made a last-minute return, stopped next to Shen Ye's head. Looking at the narrow gap, a hint of annoyance flashed in the cat's eyes, but in the end, she still lowered her head and squeezed in.

However, just as Miss Cat was struggling to squeeze in with her butt sticking out, Shen Ye's action almost made her lose her temper.

Perhaps feeling the pillow was uncomfortable, Shen Ye slightly raised his head, then stretched out a hand from under the covers, grabbed Miss Cat, and used her as a pillow under his head.

Being pressed down like that, Miss Cat naturally felt a little uncomfortable. Just as she raised a paw to swat down, she heard Shen Ye's steady breathing and immediately withdrew it.

Then she gently changed her position, turning her belly upwards, since her belly was softer and more comfortable.

"I'll let you get a good night's sleep, you wretched thing." Miss Cat grumbled, baring her teeth, then yawned and closed her eyes.

……

(The multiple reviews have driven me crazy, so this is the best I can do for this chapter.)

Chapter 526! Ineffable

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The next day came in a blink of an eye.

When Miss Cat opened her eyes, she found herself being hugged by Shen Ye like a pillow, head to head, face to face.

Miss Cat looked at him incredulously: "I actually slept so soundly last night?"

As a witch skilled in combat, she was always highly alert, but last night...

"Is this the advantage of having a man in the house? At least I don't have to worry about sleeping." Miss Cat thought to herself, then gently freed herself from Shen Ye's grasp. It was getting late, and she had to get up.

She hadn't forgotten that Shen Ye had cooked last night, and as the hostess, she had to make sure breakfast was ready.

She leaped off the bed, landing as the cat transformed into the witch Bayonetta, carefully trudging out of the bedroom with her long, white legs, not wanting to wake the man.

But just as Bayonetta was about to open the bedroom door, Shen Ye's lazy voice came from behind her: "Miss Cat, I hope that when I wake up, the breakfast I see will not only be sandwiches and milk, but also soft-boiled eggs that are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside."

Bayonetta paused, then turned around and saw that Shen Ye, who had been facing away from the door, had turned around and was looking at her with his eyes open.

“No problem.” Bayonetta didn’t say that she couldn’t or didn’t know how to do these things; she didn’t want Shen Ye to look down on her.

“You can make a few more requests to make breakfast as plentiful as possible,” Bayonetta continued.

Shen Ye shrugged: "No."

"Okay, I'll go do it then." After saying that, Bayonetta opened the door and walked out, then gently closed the door behind her.

After Bayonetta left, Shen Ye dozed off in bed for a while before slowly getting up, getting dressed, and going out to wash up.

Inside the washroom, there were no towels, toothpaste, or toothbrushes provided. Clearly, the black-haired witch wasn't as good at taking care of people as the silver-haired witch. But Shen Ye wasn't there to be a pampered gentleman. He picked up the toothbrush and towel he had bought the night before and started washing up, also tidying up his messy hair from sleeping all night.

Not long after, Shen Ye went downstairs to the living room and found that Miss Witch was still busy next to the gas stove.

He went closer and saw that the witch was still frying eggs, and in the trash can at her feet were many failed attempts.

Bayonetta didn't even glance at Shen Ye, who had moved closer to her. She was focused on the frying pan, and this was the closest she had ever come to successfully frying a soft-boiled egg: "Darling, it'll be done soon. This time it will definitely be a success."

"Don't push yourself too hard." Shen Ye felt that his expectations were a bit too high. Bayonetta had only been awake for twenty years, and she couldn't compare to Joan of Arc, who had five hundred years of experience.