How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongling waved her hand, shook her head to shake off the memories, and nodded: "Well, my friend's behavior is called being a simp!"

"Oh oh oh, that's it."

Xingyun suddenly realized, looked at Hongling, and smiled: "Auntie, your friend is so silly!"

"Ah, yes, yes..."

Hongling's forehead creased with a well-shaped mark as she murmured, "But isn't it a bit inappropriate to talk about people behind their backs like this?"

"Hmm...that makes sense."

Xingyun scratched her head sheepishly: "I'm so sorry."

"Well, I'll forgive you this time... cough cough, I forgive you on behalf of my friend."

Hongling changed the subject, skipping over that one and pointing to Xingyun.

"And Xiaoyun, your behavior just now, your mindless worship of Hongli, your unreasonable and beautified interpretation, and all sorts of other things, are proof of being a simp."

"But Auntie, you just said..."

Xingyun paused for a moment, then held up her finger as an example, saying, "Auntie, you said that being a 'simp' means constantly trying to please someone but there's absolutely no hope, but I'm already best friends with Sister Hongli!"

"!"

A long arrow suddenly pierced Hongling's heart. She forced a smile: "Is...is that so?"

"Yes, yes, this way, it's not me trying to please them, it's a symbol of the bond between us sisters!"

Xingyun chuckled and said, "Even a simp wouldn't have these things!"

"puff!"

Another arrow pierced Hongling's heart, leaving a gaping hole.

"And, and..."

Xingyun smiled brightly: "Sister Hongli also has a little notebook that records our interactions."

Hongli and I made a promise to get together every now and then and exchange our photos to maintain our enduring friendship.

"These things, these things can't be something a simp can have!"

Xingyun looked at her aunt Hongling with a silly smile: "Auntie, am I right?"

"That's so right, that's so right, please stop scolding me, please stop scolding me, waaaaah..."

Blood trickled from Hongling's mouth: "The child is almost driven mad by the scolding..."

"Hey? Auntie, why are you vomiting blood? Hey? Ah! Doctor? I'll go to the Medicine King Sect to find a doctor..."

"No, no need..."

Hongling grabbed Xingyun's arm and gave a miserable smile. Sure enough, she still preferred Xiaoli's straightforward jokes!

"Chirp..."

Little Fire glanced to the side and spoke in encrypted bird language to Ga Ga: "Chirp chirp chirp (Let me tell you, don't be fooled by Mom and Dad's expressions, it's all an act. Dad wouldn't really punish Mom too harshly. At most, he'd just pat her on the head or something.)"

"Gaga gaga? (But Mom scolded Gaga, and she slapped Gaga's bottom!)"

"Huh, this one..."

Xiao Huo looked around warily, opened his mouth, paused, hesitated, and finally shook his head: "It can't be said, it can't be said."

"quack?"

Restore Legacy Memory No. 943 from the Recycle Bin? No!

Xiao Huo's eyes darted around: "Ahem, there's a conflict of interest involved. I can only say those who know, know..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 341 I'm like a lazy, stubborn donkey; I won't budge without a whip...

When the two came out again, a series of probing gazes were cast at them, or more precisely, at Hong Li, as if they wanted to see if she was missing an arm or a leg.

After observing for a while, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and found that apart from her slightly rosy cheeks, Hong Li was still in good health.

"Uh……"

Hongli looked at the group, somewhat confused: "Hey, what are you all looking at? Do Heiyang and I have something on our faces?"

"Um?!!"

Hong Li was shocked and quickly waved her hand to conjure a water mirror to reflect the image: "Could it really be there? Oh no, oh no, it wasn't completely dealt with..."

"Uh……"

The other girls looked at Hongli speechlessly.

"that……"

Hongling asked tentatively, "Xiaoli, are you alright? What did Xiaoyang do to you?"

"Yes, yes!"

Xingyun moved closer to Hongli, peering curiously at her neck: "Have you hidden all your scars...?"

"Hey, Xiaoyun, that's enough."

Hongli tapped Xingyun's head speechlessly; this was one of the few kids she could easily surpass in height.

Of course, this isn't the reason why Hongli and Xingyun became friends. They simply have a deep sisterly bond. Hongli isn't the kind of person who likes to use her good friends to make herself look better!

Besides, Hongli glanced at Xingyun's neck with a vacant look, then looked away as if she couldn't bear to look. It's hard to say who's making whom look better!

"call……"

Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief, smiled slightly, and waved her hand, saying truthfully, "Alright, alright, look how worried you all are. Hei Yang wouldn't really hit me, would he?"

At this point, Hong Li chuckled, grabbed Hei Yang's arm and hugged him, saying, "Hei Yang reasoned with me and made me reflect on my mistakes."

"That's good now, I don't think there's anything wrong with me."

At this point, Hongli looked at Hongling somewhat embarrassedly and said apologetically, "Um, I'm sorry, Auntie, I was a little impolite just now."

Hongling: "!!!"

Hongling's eyes widened: "Xiaoli, what did you say?"

"what……"

Hongli smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, I didn't consider Aunt's feelings."

"Ha-hoo—"

Hongling took a deep breath and turned to look at Xingyun with a shocked expression, only to find that they also had a surprised expression.

"Um, Sister Hongli, you..."

Xingyun hesitated for a moment, then finally managed to ask, "Are you alright?"

"Um, what's wrong with me?"

Hongli leaned against Heiyang's shoulder like a little bird, her eyes crinkling into slits with laughter.

"I feel absolutely wonderful, what could possibly be wrong with me?"

"But Xiaoyun, you..."

Hongli looked at Xingyun with a sincere expression and said earnestly, "If you feel uncomfortable when you're playing with me, please tell me."

Or, Xiaoyun, if you think there's anything wrong with me, please tell me. Don't hold it in; I'll do my best to correct it!

"real!"

Hongli looked at Xiaoyun with pleading eyes: "I don't want to become the kind of person Xiaoyun hates. I want to be a good friend!"

"Ha-hoo—"

Xingyun took a deep breath, then another, then another.

She looked at Hongling in shock, and the latter returned the same shocked gaze.

"Ha-hoo--" *2

Hongling, Xingyun, and Gaga instantly ran to a corner not far away. The two of them and the crane put their arms around each other's shoulders and their heads together, whispering to each other.

"This matter is outrageous from any perspective!"

Hongling's expression was grave: "Xiaoyun, do you have any clues?"

"Xiaoyun doesn't know, Xiaoyun has no clue, Xiaoyun's head is gone..."

Xingyun looked dazed, shaking her head like a rattle: "I don't understand, I don't understand! Sister Hongli has suddenly become so strange, so scary!"

"quack!"

Gaga agrees!

Something's not right, something's very wrong!

Hongling secretly glanced at Hongli, who was laughing and joking with Heiyang while holding a small fire, looking like a happy family—something was really off!

"Xiao Yang must have done some terrifying modifications to Xiao Li!"