How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

What might be a perfectly normal thing to say to one person could explode if said to another.

People are different; you never know what you might say that will offend someone.

"What about you, Hei Yang?"

Hongli shifted her body, tilted her head back, and looked up at Heiyang.

"What could I possibly say that would make you angry?!"

"What do you say?"

Hei Yang retorted, "You should ask me if I'll get angry if you don't tell me anything."

"Ugh, interpersonal relationships are so difficult..."

Hongli sighed: "Even with close friends and relatives, you have to be careful with your words and consider every option, for fear of upsetting them. Isn't that too tiring?"

"Hey, hey, no, no, I was just giving an example. It doesn't necessarily mean talking to your aunt or relatives. I was just reminding you."

Hei Yang patiently explained, "It's not that you need to be so cautious, timid, and hesitant to say anything."

We're definitely more relaxed in front of relatives and friends!

However, I think it's never right to keep reopening old wounds and rubbing salt into them. Even if my aunt herself doesn't care, if we think about it later, we might feel that it was inappropriate and impolite, since my aunt is a guest.

My point is simple: we need to be mindful of boundaries, sometimes restrain ourselves a bit, and remember the politeness we showed when we first met.

"That kind of politeness..."

Hongli asked with some doubt, "Wouldn't that seem too distant? We've known each other for so long, we should be quite close by now."

"Does being polite preclude being approachable?"

Hei Yang asked again.

"Um, no..."

Hongli paused for a moment, then nodded gently: "I understand, Heiyang. Thank you for reminding me. I will definitely pay attention!"

"Huh? You're thanking me?"

Hei Yang's eyes widened, and he reached out to grab Hong Li's neck: "Who are you trying to distance yourself from! Hong Li, do you have a death wish?!"

"Oh dear, I'm going to suffocate! Hahahaha..."

After playing with Hei Yang for a while, Hong Li lay back on Hei Yang's lap, raised her hands to cup Hei Yang's face, and said happily, "That's why I say you're the best."

I can tell you anything, and you'll understand.

"Ahhh, sometimes..."

Hongli sighed helplessly: "Sometimes I think about how my circle of friends is getting bigger and bigger, and I know more and more people."

But I keep thinking, do I really need so many relationships to maintain? Wouldn't that be exhausting?

I feel like having you is enough! I just want to stay with you all the time…

Hong Li suddenly smiled slightly: "Hei Yang, you're so good to me."

"That's not true."

Hei Yang reached out and stroked Hong Li's hair with a light laugh.

"Okay, okay, I understand!"

Hongli sighed and said with a hint of amusement, "After thinking it through, I realized it's not a big deal. I can still say it the same way I always do!"

What was I even thinking, being so melancholy?!

"Being troubled by very ordinary things is what makes us emotional beings."

Hei Yang said slowly, "No matter how strong your abilities or how high your strength, as long as you have feelings, you will inevitably encounter these kinds of things."

You feel nervous because you care about your friends and don't want to lose them. Isn't that a good personality trait?

"Hehe, your little mouth is as sweet as honey."

Hongli said with a grin, "As a reward, give me a kiss!"

"This is a reward for yourself."

"Oh well, never mind! I, uh..."

Inside the house, the two shared a passionate kiss, while outside, a tense atmosphere prevailed as a group of people imagined Hei Yang punishing Hong Li.

"No, I have to go take a look!"

Hongling couldn't help but stand up and pace back and forth: "What if it escalates into domestic violence?"

What if my actions cause a rift in their relationship? Ah! My sins! My sins!

"Ha, it's impossible for our relationship to crack; it's impossible for it to crack in this lifetime."

Aunt, you need to understand, if Sister Hongli really wanted to struggle, could Brother Heiyang have subdued her so easily with just one arm?

Xingyun snorted and gestured, "If those two really started fighting, they'd definitely unleash all sorts of powerful spells, causing space to shatter, mountains to tilt, seas to surge, and storms to rage..."

"So that's not what I'm worried about."

Xingyun waved her hand, revealing a wistful expression: "I'm just curious about how Sister Hongli will be punished, I'm super curious!"

You should know that when Sister Hongli is feeling guilty and in the wrong, she doesn't dare to resist Brother Heiyang at all, and vice versa.

"You really are..."

Hongling glanced at Xingyun, who was talking eloquently, sighed, and couldn't help but complain, "You've really studied that couple very well!"

"Ha, that's it!"

Xingyun was not ashamed but proud. She pulled out a small notebook from somewhere, and Hongling caught several entries as soon as she flipped through it.

"I had dinner with Sister Hongli today, it was great!"

"I got scolded by Sister Hongli today. I've grown!"

"Sister Hongli didn't come out to talk to me today. I reflected on it, realized it, and understood Sister Hongli's good intentions!"

"Today, Sister Hongli and Brother Heiyang fought from the ground to the roof, and then from the roof into the house. Although their moves seemed simple and reckless, they definitely contained the supreme and simple Dao."

"I say you……"

Hongling's eyes twitched: "What kind of nonsense is written in that notebook? Why can't I see a table of contents in these words? It took me a long time to figure out the word 'simp' from the crooked writing."

"what?"

Xingyun looked at Hongling with a puzzled expression: "What is a 'simp,' Aunt?"

"Ah, that..."

Without even thinking, Hongling blurted out, "The way I chased Beihai before was just... ptooey! You didn't hear anything, you didn't hear anything! Damn it! Amnesia! Amnesia!"

“Wabibabu…”

Xingyun was so shaken by Hongling that she looked dazed. The quick search framework she had painstakingly organized in her mind was about to fall apart when Hongling finally stopped her harassment.

"Ahem, well, let me explain it to you."

Hongling coughed twice, her eyes glazed as she glanced to the side.

"I have a friend, well, this friend of mine is a very, very beautiful girl, with a gentle and considerate personality, hardworking and capable, kind-hearted, and exceptionally talented..."

"In short, I'm... ah, I mean, my friend is exactly the ideal girlfriend type, but the guy she likes doesn't like her, waaaaaah..."

As Hongling was speaking, she suddenly burst into tears.

Xingyun: "???"

"what?"

Xingyun tilted her head, looking puzzled, and asked, "Auntie, why are you suddenly crying so sadly? Weren't you just telling a story?"

"This is my friend's personal experience, not a story!"

Hongling emphasized again, "Yes, that's right, I'm just sad for my friend, and I feel sorry for her."

She's so outstanding, yet that guy doesn't even like her! It's outrageous!

"and then?"

Xingyun asked curiously.

"And then my friend still wouldn't give up!"

"Um?!"

Xingyun was startled: "Isn't this just being persistent and clingy?"

"Ahem, well, I also think this behavior is wrong, after all... well, it's all my friend's fault! I just don't know how to persuade her!"

Hongling gritted her teeth and said, "My friend, in order to win back that guy and make him change his mind and come back to her, she tried every means to please him."

For example, try to get close to him, try to carry out tasks with him, or create some private space for the two of you.

Or, you could pack him lunch in advance before he has a chance to eat!

But in reality, since the other couple is being very affectionate, no matter how much my friend tries to please them or gain their favor, there's no hope of winning them back.

I advised her to give up then, but she wouldn't listen and even criticized me. Now look what happened! She knows I was a master of romance and had foresight!