Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

"I still prefer your rebellious side~" Lin Xuan pouted, then explained to the viewers in the live stream.

"According to rumors, blue-striped savage bass has a mild flavor and is easy to eat. Red-striped savage bass, on the other hand, has a high fat content, making it suitable for younger people and better for soups—I've never tried either of them! I've only heard about them from others!"

Lin Xuan has only ever eaten Slowpoke's tail and Alcremie's cream so far... He likes the strawberry flavor.

【? ? ? 】

[Why do I have a feeling you actually ate it?]

[Little Dian's fire-starting technique was very skillful!]

"There's nothing I can do about it. The stove at home is a bit broken, and sometimes it just won't light. I can only use a small flame to help."

Lin Xuan recalled briefly that when he first asked Xiao Dian to light the fire, the flames shot up higher than the person himself... Xiao Dian naturally got another scolding from Lin Xuan, but after getting used to it, he was able to control the intensity. He could even throw a small flame over from the living room when Kirlia needed it. This convenience meant that Lin Xuan's stove had never been repaired...

After chatting with the viewers for a bit, Lin Xuan looked at the Savage Bass again. Although it was on land, it was still a Pokémon, and even if it left the water, it wasn't greatly affected. At most, it wasn't as fast as it was in the water, and its combat abilities couldn't be fully utilized.

If Kirlia hadn't been holding her down, she probably would have jumped up and given Lin Xuan a Water Stream Crack.

Still trying to provoke us?

Lin Xuan squatted down and poked the scales of the Savage Bass, saying, "They're still very hard. Making this big guy into fish soup is obviously not an easy task."

I casually picked up Eevee and held it in front of me, worried that the guy might shoot me with a water gun again later.

"Boy!"

Ibrahimovic strongly protested that he had become the shield, but his protests were ineffective against Lin Xuan.

"Lulu!"

The savage bass immediately shook its head from side to side, indicating that it was completely convinced.

Lin Xuan had some questions she wanted to ask this savage bass.

Have you ever seen a wild bass that's a different color?

Savage Bass paused for a moment, then nodded quickly. Lin Xuan was also pleasantly surprised, and then continued to ask.

"Lulu~"

They're everywhere!

This savage bass was quite talkative, jumping and making expressions as it complained to Lin Xuan about the current plight of its school of fish. It was so annoying that there was always a group of fish of different colors trying to steal its food. Otherwise, the sharp-toothed fish family probably wouldn't have a chance in this lake.

"You don't mean the red one, do you?"

Lin Xuan's lips twitched. The Savage Bass in front of her was blue. Although they were both Savage Bass, the red and blue colors didn't get along very well. Although red and blue have always been considered a good match, this saying didn't seem to apply to Savage Bass.

Some people have also conducted a rough survey of the number of Savage Bass in Yaya Lake. If the red and blue Savage Bass were willing to join forces, there would be basically no need for the Sharp-toothed Fish and the Gyarados family.

Unfortunately, these two groups will start fighting as soon as they meet, so cooperation is impossible.

"Lulu~"

Upon hearing this, the Savage Bass quickly nodded in agreement. Those red-striped guys are such a nuisance!

When Lin Xuan asked about the different colors of wild bass in the live stream, the chat room started to buzz with comments.

Is Teacher Mimikyu trying to catch a shiny Savage Bass?

Even though there are many wild bass, the heteromorphic wild bass is probably very rare, right?

I seriously suspect that Professor Mimikyu's purpose in seeking out the Savage Bass was simply to taste it and see if there was a difference in flavor.

[Besides, isn't it really not that easy to spot a polychrome wild bass?]

The viewers in the live chat thought that Lin Xuan was referring to Shiny Pokémon when she said "different colored Savage Bass," but that's not actually the case.

The two-colored Savage Bass don't actually look that different; the only difference is that the main color changes from dark green to light green. If you don't put the two savages side by side for comparison, it's really hard to tell them apart.

In comparison, the shiny Dragonite is much more humane, being a simple green. When you walk down the street, people can immediately tell that your Dragonite is shiny. Isn't that great?

Say it with me: Thank you, girlfriend!!!

"It's not a different color, it's just that I heard that some people have seen different colored Savannah bass and Milotic here, so I wanted to come and see for myself."

Lin Xuan shook her head and explained to the viewers in the live chat.

"Well, I'm taking a vacation here, but the main purpose is definitely for scientific research!" Lin Xuan emphasized. Although the scenery here is beautiful, you can fish, and the elves are nice to talk to, he is definitely not here for a holiday!

【I believe you as a ghost! 】

[Paid vacation, huh? I've reported it!]

[At this moment, we should tag @钟鸣一是个大帅哥 (Zhong Mingyi is a handsome guy)]

[Oops, you should tag this! @Jianghai City Pokémon Evolution Research Institute]

[Doctor, some of your employees are slacking off. Aren't you going to do anything about it?]

"Hmph, I called the doctor a couple of days ago. He wasn't at the research institute, so tagging him won't help."

Lin Xuan glanced at the comments and then asked about the Savage Bass.

"The color I'm referring to is the color on your back, but besides red and blue, are there any other colors?"

Upon hearing this, Savage Bass shook its head, indicating that it had never seen such an anomaly before. Then Lin Xuan asked about Milotic, and Savage Bass shook its head again. After Lin Xuan showed it a picture of Ugly Fish, Savage Bass directly stated that it had never seen such an anomaly before.

There are no such creatures in this lake at all. Even if there were before, they would definitely have been eaten to extinction by them by now, just like the Gyarados family in the middle of the lake. If it weren't for the fact that those Gyarados are quite strong and the Magikarp family generally doesn't have much meat, they probably would have gone extinct too.

"...Not even a Feebas?"

Lin Xuan was speechless. It seemed that the disappearance of Milotic was probably just a rumor. And thinking back to the blurry photo he had seen that claimed to show Milotic... the more he thought about it, the more it seemed like Gyarados!

And there's a group of Gyarados in the middle of the lake, so what if you throw a Milotic in there...?

"Everyone, what do you think is the difference between throwing a Milotic into a group of Gyarados and throwing a magical girl into a group of tentacle monsters?"

After careful consideration, Lin Xuan asked a question that instantly shocked the viewers in the live chat.

【? ? ? 】

There's something wrong with you!

Why does it seem to make so much sense to me?

【hiss……】

[Teacher Qiu's idea is truly novel]

Is this the difference between us and Ms. Mimikyu?

While we're still figuring out how to capture Milotic, Mimikyu-sensei has already started brainstorming fanfiction.

So, is the tentacle monster the source of Mimikyu's XP?

"Buy..."

The Eevee in Lin Xuan's arms also looked at Lin Xuan with a shocked expression. Although it knew that its master might be a little abnormal, it did not expect him to be this abnormal.

Lin Xuan snapped out of her thoughts and immediately noticed the question marks flooding the screen and the strange looks the three little ones were giving her. She quickly explained.

"I was just saying it offhand! Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental."

"Thanks to Dolphin Man for pulling up Olivia's SC - [What would happen if you threw a Gardevoir at Mimikyu?] That depends on the situation, it depends on whether the Gardevoir has a large root."

However, Lin Xuan seemed to have thought of a recent news item she had seen.

"Oh, there's one more thing I need to tell you all. Due to some unforeseen circumstances, some content on a certain website is now off-limits for purchase. So even if you see the above plot in your doujinshi later, Gyarados will kick Milotic aside because of these unforeseen circumstances."

【…】

You really know how to connect with current events.

After hearing the Savage Bass's answer, Lin Xuan had actually given up hope for the two original goals. After all, even the native fish that lived here had never seen a white-striped creature. What could Lin Xuan possibly find by searching like this?

"Let's go take a look at the lake."

With the attitude of "since I'm already here" and "a thief shouldn't leave empty-handed," Lin Xuan decided to venture a distance into the depths of Ya Ya Lake, intending to treat it as a scenic walk if necessary.

When it comes to getting into Ya Ya Lake, transportation is a big problem, and Lin Xuan then turned her attention to the Savage Bass.

"Lulu!"

When the Savage Bass saw Lin Xuan's gaze, it started to struggle again. The last time Lin Xuan looked at it like that was when he asked Xiao Dian to prepare to start a fire. He always felt that there was a tiny bit of danger in it!

"Don't worry, I just need your help."

Lin Xuan patted the Savage Bass, then took out a box of Power Cubes from his backpack. He had specially prepared these Power Cubes before coming here, as they were suitable for Water-type Pokémon. Even a Savage Bass couldn't possibly dislike them.

Although Lin Xuan only bought the most ordinary quality fish, it was more than enough for this wild bass, and the taste was definitely appealing enough to him.

After that experience in the secret realm, Lin Xuan realized one thing: no wild elf could resist the deliciousness of energy cubes! None!

The world is full of amazing creatures, not just Pokémon, but also berries. However, long ago, people's understanding of berries was limited to the fact that each Pokémon had different favorite berries, until the advent of Power Cubes.

Especially now, the Energy Cube maker can easily produce Energy Cubes suitable for all kinds of Pokémon as long as you have the recipe. It is a masterpiece of nature and human industry. This is the real "technology and hard work".

"For you."

Lin Xuan took out an energy cube and waved it in front of the Savage Bass. The unique aroma of the energy cube instantly wafted towards the Savage Bass, making him lose control in an instant.

Lin Xuan simply picked up the energy cube and threw it into his mouth, where he bit it and ate it.

"Take me for a ride on the lake, and this whole box is yours."

Lin Xuan took out a box containing energy cubes and waved it in front of the Savage Bass. The Savage Bass, who had previously disliked Lin Xuan, instantly transformed into a "fish cloth".