Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

[I can hear you, stop shaking!]

[Doesn't Teacher Mimikyu have any professional equipment?]

I originally thought that, given the tarot cards provided by Teacher Mimikyu, I should at least have a messenger bird accompany me.

"No, it's just a phone, take it or leave it!"

Other streamers might have tried to explain and appease their fans at this point, but Lin Xuan was different. She was extremely aggressive, saying, "I only have one phone, take it or leave it."

Lin Xuan also gave the live stream a new title.

[Back from vacation, 720p HD view]

"Hey Ibrahimovic, you hold the phone, and remember to keep it steady."

"Boy!"

Eevee, held in Lin Xuan's arms, nodded and used his superpowers to control the phone.

From the public's perspective, Eevee has never evolved. As for Zhang Qiming, Lin Xuan also gave a hint, indicating that the research institute found him a similar Eevee as a cover, and Eevee can still appear openly in the public eye.

The drop-off point that Li Ru found for Lin Xuan was very close to Ya Ya Lake. Lin Xuan could vaguely see the lake water just by standing there. After walking for a few minutes, he arrived at the lake. He took out a fishing rod from his backpack. Since he was here to look for wild bass and have a vacation, he naturally had to take a leisurely approach.

You can also fish?

[It seems like they're going to need the air force.]

[Watch out, you might catch a Gyarados!]

[Is Teacher Miki trying to catch Gyarados?]

"Hmph, just you wait! I'll catch one for you in no time!"

Lin Xuan's father, Lin Yi, was a fishing enthusiast, and Lin Xuan, who had followed him since childhood, naturally learned a little bit from him. This high-end fishing rod was specially rented by Lin Xuan, and the shopkeeper claimed that it could even catch Gyarados!

Lin Xuan baited the hook and then cast it out with a "whoosh." Everything was ready, and he was just waiting for the wild bass to take the bait!

While waiting for the fish to bite, Lin Xuan casually chatted with the viewers in the live chat. Half an hour passed in the blink of an eye, and Lin Xuan looked up at the fishing rod with some impatience.

"Why hasn't there been any reaction after all this time?"

You think you can catch fish like that?

If you can't catch one, just buy one at the market, there's no shame in it.

[Is anyone near Lake Yaya who wants to dive underwater and give Mimikyu a Magikarp?]

Just as Lin Xuan leaned closer to look, a commotion came from the water.

"Yes, yes!"

Lin Xuan rubbed his hands together quietly and said to the live chat, "Although we are quite far apart, I can vaguely see a wild bass circling around my bait. It should be about to bite!"

"Dandan?"

While playing a game, Xiao Dian leaned over and wondered if Lin Xuan really had the talent of a fishing pro.

Meanwhile, Kirlia was pondering something... She seemed to recall watching a video before that mentioned the Savage Bass had incredibly delicious flesh...

Three more minutes passed, and the savage bass just slowly circled around Lin Xuan's bait, refusing to take the hook no matter what. Lin Xuan impatiently went up to take a look, and the fish seemed to have noticed beforehand, so it jumped up and slapped its tail at Lin Xuan a few times, almost as if it was about to give him a water gun.

"Dan dan dan!"

Little Dian, who was watching from the side, fell straight down from mid-air, laughing so hard he couldn't stop. His little feet were kicking. Lin Xuan glared at him, but decided to finish the fish first before dealing with Little Dian.

【Hahahahaha! 】

He's provoking your teacher, Mimi-Oki!

Can we tolerate this?

"Damn it, he's been spinning around for ages and still won't bite, is he just messing with me? Kirlia, go teach him how to cook a fish!"

Lin Xuan's face darkened. He had originally intended to be a law-abiding fisherman, but he pointed directly at the wild bass that had just dared to tease him.

“Qilu…”

Kirlia shook her head helplessly. If she had known it would be like this, wouldn't it have been better to let herself go first from the start? Then she teleported away from where she stood.

Meanwhile, the savage bass at the bottom of the lake seemed oblivious to the approaching danger, and continued to taunt Lin Xuan by slapping its tail.

Lin Xuan simply gave a cold laugh and remained silent.

Chapter 232 A fan threw you a Gardevoir

Kirlia teleported instantly above the Savage Bass, without the savage even noticing.

Moreover, the Savage Bass is not the kind of bass that many people imagine, the kind that can be caught with one hand.

The Savage Bass is a full meter tall, not to mention its length. Even the Savage Bass in front of Lin Xuan and his friends, if it could stand up, would probably be taller than Lin Xuan's Kirlia.

"Ahem, don't rush, wait a minute and watch the host show you how to grill a sea bass."

Lin Xuan watched Kirlia's performance and commented on the live chat.

After teleporting above the Savage Bass, Kirlia unleashed a Lightning Punch. The Savage Bass was still caught up in its provocation of Lin Xuan when Kirlia, descending from the sky, delivered a perfect punch to the bullseye.

"Alright, Kirlia's Lightning Punch dealt significant damage to the Savage Bass. Now, what is the Savage Bass planning to do? It's trying to escape! It wants to dive underwater, but will Kirlia give it that chance? Of course not!"

At this moment, Lin Xuan seemed to have returned to his old profession and began to commentate on the battle between Kirlia and Savage Bass, showing a rare burst of passion.

[This can actually be explained?]

How can you be so shameless?

[Savage Bass: How dare you treat a fish like this?]

"Seeing the Savage Bass trying to escape, Kirlia immediately dived into the water and threw an Ice Punch at it. After all, this is in the water, and using Lightning Punch would risk electrocuting the fish. This is a legitimate live stream, and we can't do such illegal things."

"But even the Freeze Punch, when it hits the Savage Bass, directly freezes his body surface. The sheer power of a punch that freezes him in place is self-evident!"

Why can't it have electricity?

This job should be done by the smaller ones; one electric shock can power an entire nest.

[In that case, Teacher Mikichi might have to wear a uniform in the next video.]

[What are you thinking? Mimikyu-sensei's videos have been delayed for so long, are you still expecting him to update them for you after he's gone to jail?]

puff!

Lin Xuan explained the battle, which was a foregone conclusion, while Kirlia carried the frozen Savage Bass ashore.

This Savage Bass was quite large, perhaps because the environment here was suitable for their survival. It was even larger than a typical Savage Bass, and with the layer of ice on the outside, it was quite a struggle for Kirlia to lift it up.

"I should never have rented this thing..."

Lin Xuan glanced at the fishing rod on the side and then at Kirlia, who was clapping her hands after throwing the Savage Bass into the water. She muttered to herself, "I spent a lot of money renting this thing and was mocked by this fish. It's a total rip-off!"

So, does Mimikyu-sensei ultimately lack the potential to be a fisherman?

[What do you know? Mimikyu is using herself as bait. You think she's deliberately failing to catch any fish? She's intentionally drawing the taunts of the Savage Bass so Kirlia can finish it off. This is all happening in the atmosphere!]

[Bro, is your characteristic forced? How can this be explained?]

[So, how much did Teacher Mimiqiu give you?]

Lin Xuan naturally saw this comment as well and immediately nodded.

"Ahem, that's right. Everything I do is purposeful, and it's normal that no one can see it!"

【? ? ? 】

Have some shame!

We still need Kirlia!

Lin Xuan scratched his head as he looked at the huge block of ice in front of him. He was frozen like this and couldn't get anything out of him.

"Xiaodian, come over here and defrost this guy."

Although Kirlia can also use Fire Punch, compared to that, Little's Awakened Fire is obviously more suitable for thawing. However, seeing Little walk over with a ball of flame burning on its paw, Lin Xuan couldn't help but remind it.

"Be careful! Don't actually turn him into a grilled fish! Watch your strength!"

Although the fish had just been provoking him, Lin Xuan was only joking about grilling the fish and didn't actually want to hurt it. Besides, if he were to actually broadcast the scene of killing a Pokémon live, Lin Xuan could forget about having a live stream...

"Dandan~"

Xiao Dian's voice was quite confident, but despite his confidence, the flame in his hand was still smaller than before, and he slowly approached the large block of ice in front of him.

With the warm care of the little one, the ice on the wild bass quickly thawed and it began to jump around again.

The first thing the Savage Bass did after thawing was to use a "Splash Jump" to try to jump back into the lake, but Lin Xuan had finally managed to catch it, so how could he let it go back like that?

"Kirullian, stop him! Keep the fire small! If he doesn't listen, we'll have fish soup tonight!"

"Qilu!"

"Dandan!"

Kirlia immediately pinned the Savage Bass to the ground again, while Little Point had a faint smile on her face, and then carefully approached it while holding the flame high.

"chatter!"

The Savage Bass, being held down by Kirlia, immediately calmed down when it saw that the flames in Little Dot's hand were much fiercer than before, and its eyes were full of "Whatever you say, sir."