Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

Excited?

"Believe it or not, I'll melt you into the 'whirlpool'?" Xia Youjie smiled 'kindly'.

She immediately lowered her head and shut her mouth when she transformed into Tamamo-no-Mae.

The diary continues.

Out of curiosity about that child, I pulled back the threads of fate to examine his short life closely, only to find a poor, illiterate wretch!

Small eyes (crossed out) squinty eyes? illiterate?

Isn't this a personal attack?

This is a personal attack!

#@%￥%#……You'd better take turns keeping watch with both eyes while you sleep tonight!

Those few words hurt me so deeply!

"How dare they call Lord Xiayou illiterate!"

"Where did this monkey come from that dare to say such a thing? Kill him!"

The curse masters of Xia Youbang were furious when they saw the words that belittled Xia Youjie, and they all cursed the author of the diary.

"...Wen, illiterate?"

A large number of main and supporting characters in shonen manga who have never been to school feel like they've been subtly mocked.

Discrimination!

This is blatant discrimination!

Bai Ze shook his head and smiled bitterly.

He knew, of course, that due to the historical context, a significant portion of the population had not received much formal education.

Especially in Japan, the average level of education is less than elementary school!

However, he still wanted to say that Xia Youjie's suffering was largely due to his lack of education.

Studying may not necessarily be useful, but not studying will definitely make it easy to go astray!

As the saying goes, books are the ladder of human progress, and as another saying goes, spiritual wealth is the true wealth.

Xia Youjie didn't receive a good education; he was pulled into a spellcasting college midway through his studies and had to work 996 or even 007 all the time!

The school offers almost no academic or psychological classes, leaving students with little time to enrich their lives at such a young age.

[Hey, you jujutsu world, are you aware that you've violated the Law Protecting Minors?]

In conclusion, coupled with the fact that his spellcasting techniques absorbed too many spellcasting spirits, leading to an accumulation of negative emotions that he couldn't release, ultimately caused him to turn to the dark side.

After turning to the dark side, he aimed to eliminate ordinary people and attempted to create a paradise for sorcerers, which ultimately led to his death.

[Summary: Being a sorcerer is a profession only unlucky people do!]

The unlucky sorcerers: "..."

That actually makes a lot of sense!

The students of the current Spellcasting Academy: "..."

We're the unlucky ones!

Upon hearing this, Fushiguro Megumi firmly said to her older sister, Tsumiki:

"I will never become a sorcerer!"

Kugizaki Nobara remained silent for a long time, hesitating between making money and 007.

Nanami Kento: "...Labor is bullshit! Sorcerers are bullshit!"

Non-sorcerers: "..."

Thank goodness they weren't sorcerers!

Although most people don't know what a sorcerer is, it doesn't stop them from feeling a sense of dread about work when they see '996' and '007'!

People from Great Britain, where the average work week is 30 hours, and fairytale kingdoms where the average work week is 28 hours: Wow~ This so-called magic academy is terrifying!

It's so terrifying that it makes people shudder!

Police Zero Group undercover agent Furuya Rei: That's it?

Special Advisor to Ango Sakaguchi: That's it?

Hozuki, the First Assistant to the Hell: Only 007?

—Okay, the world of the ultimate corporate slave is beyond the comprehension of us normal people.

By this point in the diary, many people had already noticed that something was amiss.

Leaving aside the world of sorcery, even outside of it, many people know about Xia Youjie.

In other words, apart from those exaggerated descriptions, everything else is based on verifiable and real facts.

The diary's author could summarize Xia Youjie's early life in just two short sentences, indicating that he was by no means the innocent, immature teenager they had just assumed to be involved in the scandal.

We must find the author of the diary!

This is the consensus of many people.

...

005 A Dramatic Life

I am not writing this to attack Xia Youjie.

Everyone: Isn't that right?

Xia Youjie's eyes twitched.

This isn't an attack?

Ha, they all laughed...

I truly pity him.

Xia Youjie's arms had bulging veins.

"Hmph, pity me? Well~ that takes guts :)"

He spoke with a smile, but his face was dark.

The狰狞 ​​(zhengning, meaning ferocious or hideous) corners of his mouth reveal:

If the author of the diary appeared in front of him, he would definitely attack without saying a word!

"How dare he pity Lord Natsuyu! Nanako, kill him! You must kill him!!!"

"That's right! Mimiko, we have to find that bastard!"

Xia Youjie's adopted twin sisters were almost driven mad with anger.

"Pitiful?"

Zenin Maki, Panda, and Inujuu Thorn, along with the panda, exchanged glances.

"I think we're the more pitiful ones!!"

“Salmon salmon!”

The three of them were just pinned to the ground and beaten by Xia Youjie!

Aren't they the more pitiful ones?

"What sorcerer? No, what is this guy writing? He's so good at fantasizing. He'd be better suited to writing novels."

"Exactly, he spoke so eloquently that I almost thought there really was an illiterate Xia Youjie."

"It's a bit outrageous, but the premise really appeals to me. Anyone interested? *handing a pen to the master.jpg*"

"Is there any hacker expert who can check out Xia Youjie? Could he be someone the author knows? I'm super curious!"

"My God, Xia Youjie is going to suffer social death! This damn friend actually wrote him into this ridiculous diary."

"..."

"If we really investigate Xia Youjie, I'm afraid you'll be scared to death!"

Fushimi Saruhiko kept complaining while working non-stop.

"Don't let me find out who did this this time!"

Contrary to the initial belief that diaries were just childish fantasies, I was surprised to find that diaries were not just childish fantasies.

As a former member of the Red King Clan and now a member of the Blue King Clan Scepter4, Fushimi Saruhiko, who publicly identifies himself as a member of the Fourth Division of the Tokyo Household Registration Department, knows far more than others despite being a half-employee.

For example, Xia Youjie's experience.

For example, the things Xia Youjie did.

For example... Xia Youjie's destructive power is comparable to that of a king!

The Hyakki Yagyō (Night Parade of One Hundred Demons) that occurred in Kyoto and Tokyo today perfectly illustrates the harm caused by Xia Youjie!