Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

'Even the cursed spirits can see it...'

The spirit, its attention drawn to the command, stopped following Xia Youjie's orders and stood there blankly.

While they were distracted, the ordinary humans who had been caught up in the 'Night Parade of One Hundred Demons' hurriedly fled the danger zone.

"'Squinty-eyed people are all monsters'...?"

Those who noticed this remark immediately thought of the squinty-eyed person next to them.

"Everyone, what's wrong?"

Fuji Syusuke's expression remained unchanged as he smiled and asked his teammates.

"No, it's nothing!"

The overwhelming scent of black lilies made the teammates' hearts tighten, and Kikumaru Eiji was so frightened that he jumped up and down.

……

"Yes, yes, yes, squinty-eyed people are monsters! They're terrifying characters who will smile and shout 'Shoot him, you sharpshooter!'"

The silver-white, naturally curly-haired girl flicked her finger out of her nostril and nodded repeatedly in agreement.

"Is that right?"

Kagura put on a fake smile and narrowed her eyes.

"Kagura's smile is so fake and stiff, she doesn't look like a monster at all," Shinpachi complained.

"If we're talking about monsters with squinty eyes, Kamui is definitely the one."

"Awwww——"

"Ugh, get out of here, Dingchun!"

Starting with Sadaharu biting someone, the Yorozuya is thrown into a new round of chaos.

……

“Squinting eyes… Come to think of it, Mr. Okiya often squints his eyes too.”

"He..."

'Skilled in sniping, adept at infiltration, and possesses excellent hacking and disguise abilities; he could almost certainly be considered a monster...'

Conan Edogawa reluctantly admitted this.

"What? That kid is obviously faking it. He thinks he can win over pretty girls by squinting his eyes. Humph, he looks so sleazy!"

"Dad! Mr. Okiya isn't like that at all."

"Huh? Why are there crooked symbols here?"

"Dad, are you listening?" Xiaolan raised her voice.

"Xiao Lan, wipe the table... *whoosh*"

"dad?"

"...She's asleep. Hehe~"

"Honestly, you've drunk so much again!"

Ran Mouri grumbled a few words, then dutifully tidied the room.

Unbeknownst to them, the little brat who had been following behind them was displaying a maturity beyond his years.

Are there really people who have been reincarnated countless times?

"No, no, no, it's definitely not. It must be some kind of projection technology."

"We must believe in Ke Xue!"

“But,” Conan said with a deadpan expression, “this guy who writes a diary is really imaginative.”

Although he was shrunk by being given drugs, Conan thought that whoever had their diary exposed was in a worse situation than him.

.......

004 Xia Youjie: Am I going to die? Being a sorcerer is a profession only unlucky people do!

"Hey, you..." A burly man with a red spot on his face looked up and down at his fellow student opposite him.

"You call someone with such terrible taste in women a monster?"

"..."

Squinting eyes? (The last part is a string of characters and doesn't translate directly.)

What does it mean to have poor taste?

Is having a large, protruding front and a large, perky back what's considered good taste?!

Do you even understand body proportions?!

Noriyuki Kamo was focused on the battle and had no interest in hearing anything from that brainless gorilla on the other side.

He noticed a classmate not far away whispering and peeking at him.

'Hey, that's way too obvious you're peeping.'

He gave a warning, then quickly headed to another battlefield.

Although he didn't know whose spell these words were, they posed no immediate threat. He needed to take advantage of the spell spirit's momentary lapse in concentration to eliminate it as much as possible.

So he didn't hear what the two people behind him were saying.

"Nishimiya-senpai, has Kamo-senpai always had squinty eyes?"

"No, I think it's because his eyes are small."

"Wow--"

……

Unlike those with special abilities to understand the world and those who firmly believe in science, most ordinary people are somewhat panicked.

But their panic didn't stop them from laughing at the guy who wrote this diary that exuded such a strong sense of adolescent angst.

"What the hell? Predicting people's fates? Are you crazy for power?! How could anyone have such an ability!"

"That's hilarious! Deduction? Young man, not bad idea!"

"I'm professionally trained, and under normal circumstances... no, I really can't hold back anymore, hahaha!"

"Don't laugh, or he might deduce that those who mock him will kill you all."

"Hahaha, that's hilarious!"

With each of us chiming in, the whole world was filled with joy.

Bai Ze, who had died, had already closed the doors and windows and hid under the covers.

Even though they didn't know it was him who wrote the diary, the shame didn't lessen much.

He doesn't want to see anyone, at least not for the time being!

……

Looking at this child with small eyes and strange bangs, I felt sorry for him.

Small eyes weird bangs

This good boy named Xia Youjie was destined to die young; he wouldn't live past Christmas Eve of his 27th year.

Xia Youjie: ? ? ? Am I going to die?

This is too much!

Earlier, I said his small eyes and weird bangs were weird, now I'll just say he won't live past Christmas Eve when he's 27!

"Um, how old are you this year?"

Yi Guyou asked very cautiously.

Rika Kimoto, disguised as Tamamo-no-Mae, and other cursed spirits all looked at him.

This put Xia Youjie under a lot of pressure.

"27."

He coldly uttered a single sentence.

……Wait!

27?

Isn't that Christmas Eve this year?

No, isn't that today?

"Xia You, of course, is about to die."

The incarnation of Tamamo-no-Mae spoke.

The mask-like face was expressionless, but Xia Youjie could detect a hint of regret and a touch of excitement in him or her.