Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

No matter how shocked they were inside, or how much turmoil they caused, on the surface, everyone remained relatively calm.

They crowded around the baby, the newborn little six-eyed infant.

"Cuckoo~"

The fair-skinned and adorable baby smiles at everyone he sees.

“Gojo Satoru’s child is much cuter than him.”

"Not necessarily. Maybe Wu was like this when he was a child, but he changed when he grew up."

"Really? Speaking of this child... wait, it's a girl! Wow, just thinking about her growing up to be Gojo Satoru 2.0 makes me a little uncomfortable!"

"Hahaha, no, I can't think about it! My brain has already automatically pictured Gojo Satoru dressed as a woman, hahaha!"

"..."

The birth of a new life filled the room with a joyful atmosphere.

Gojou: ...You only care about whether you're happy, not how much psychological trauma I have.

By this point, how could Gojo Satoru not be aware of the problem that had arisen within him!

He took out the amulet that Xia Youjie had given him a month ago.

... ......... .......

The amulet was opened, revealing inside a pregnancy stone that had already lost its effectiveness.

"...Jay, Xingkong, Bai Ze, and you guys, aren't you going to explain yourselves?!"

Few of those present managed to escape!

The amulet was given by Xia Youjie, the pregnancy stone was probably brought out by Xingkong from PUBG, and Bai Ze was responsible for making the pregnancy stone smaller to reduce his suspicion.

The others who were able to arrive in time to watch him make a fool of himself probably knew about the situation beforehand.

They're just waiting for Xingkong to send a private message, and they'll all flock over to watch his downfall!

"Cough cough cough cough!"

Half of the people coughed and pretended they weren't there, while the other half had an attitude of "Oh yeah, so what?"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa retorted, "Sir, you don't need to explain! Everything you did made sense!"

Heartbroken...

What's even more disheartening is that many people were fiddling with their cameras and phones, probably taking pictures of what had just happened.

...It's just...uncomfortable.

It feels like there's brain matter crawling all over my body.

Xia Youjie's smile never faded. "It's all for the God!"

Gojo Satoru: "...Jie, even the God wouldn't like to see someone else carrying a baby."

Bai Ze: ...No...I actually quite enjoy watching this kind of drama.

Anyway, it wasn't him who got into trouble, hahahahahaha!!!

"Destroy me, I'm tired..."

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—No, wait.

Suddenly, Gojo Satoru had an idea, and his earlier frustration vanished as he jumped up excitedly.

"Wow! I knew it! Gojo-sensei is omnipotent!"

"I used to be all-powerful except for not being able to have children, but now I can even give birth by myself... Indeed, I am the strongest!"

After thinking about it for a moment, Gojo Satoru immediately understood.

Hey, that's great!

From now on, those old fogies in the family won't have to nag him about getting married anymore, and he'll even gain a six-eyed heir just like himself.

This is a great thing!

“Oh no, Wu has gone mad.” Panda shook his head. He wasn’t human and didn’t have the concepts of a normal human being, but he also knew how exciting it would be to suddenly have a child.

"Huh? Hasn't he always been an idiot?" Maki asked with genuine doubt.

"Salmon!" Inu-maki Tsubaki agreed, Gojo Satoru was a complete idiot to begin with.

Gojo Satoru, too lazy to play along with them, excitedly carried his newborn son outside.

131. Undercurrents are brewing, let's buy like crazy!

"I'm pregnant!"

Gojou shouted "Wuhu!" and dashed off, encountering a ghost from a Zen temple on the way:

"Hello! Look, it's our Gojo family's new Six-Eyed!"

Turning around, I ran into Kamo's child again and immediately went up to him.

"Hey, Kamo brat, look at my daughter."

"A girl?!"

Kamo's child spoke haltingly, and for a moment it was unclear whether he was first shocked that Gojo Satoru had a child or surprised that his child was a daughter.

When his eyes fell on the baby wrapped in a cloth that Gojo Satoru had casually picked up from somewhere, his eyes widened in disbelief.

"Six-six-six eyes!!!"

Nima!

Doesn't the clan say that only one person with six eyes appears every few hundred years?

Gojo Satoru isn't dead yet, so how come there's a six-eyed guy?! ???

The Kamo family's child was almost scared out of his wits.

"Hey! I know you envy my daughter, envy her talent. You don't need to be... after all, she's my daughter, hahaha! At worst, you'll all be trampled under her feet in the future!"

"I look down on your fathers, and my daughter looks down on you too!"

"A little bit~"

"Who told you to be so weak!"

"A group of weaklings."

Kamo kid: "..."

???

No, is Gojo Satoru a person?

Attacking his parents' generation is one thing, but why the hell are they attacking him? And using a newborn baby to attack him?

How could he bear it?

he……

"Waaaah! Father! Why can't you beat Gojo Satoru? You made it so I can't beat his daughter either, waaaah!"

The child's lips twitched, and he was so angry with Gojo Satoru that he cried!

Gojo Satoru has absolutely no morals!

Who with any morals would speak like that!

His father: "..."

Son, what can he do? Who can beat Six-Eyed?

Not to mention that Six Eyes has inexplicably made good relations with those outrageous guys, Bai Ze and Xing Kong. Just because of those two, who can, who dares to provoke Gojo Satoru!

He still wants to live!

But how come Gojo Satoru, who is almost 30, seems to be getting younger and younger?

Damn it, how could I argue with a child!

After achieving his daily goal of "making a child cry," Gojo Satoru suddenly felt exceptionally good.

"Is this what it means to show off your children's happiness?"

"More of this happiness!!!"

After Wutiao understood the energy, he shouted even more enthusiastically.

He tapped a cursed spirit on the stall: "Hey! Look, this is my Little Six-Eyed. From now on, I'll have her exorcise you all!"

A cursed spirit focused solely on selling cigarettes: ??? NMD six-eyed idiot? ???

He tugged at the tail of a passing monster: "Hahaha, your eyes are no good! Look at my daughter's six eyes, she's much prettier than yours!"

Another blue-eyed merman monster: ??? Damn it, is this guy crazy? Don't pull my fish tail!

Summoned Cursed Spirits 1, 2, 3 / Monsters 4, 5, 9 / Gods 10, 11, 12 / ... / : ? ? ?