Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

joke!

He looked up and touched the head of his badminton shuttlecock, in his usual narcissistic manner.

Everyone: "..."

May Gojo Satoru rest in peace (not really)!

"Tell me, what have you done this time?"

He sat down on the stool with a swagger, clutching his stomach with one hand and asking helplessly.

It's really helpless.

His former classmates and good students wanted to mess with him, but they had no bottom line and couldn't.

Now that we have Bai Ze, we can do whatever we want as long as it's not excessive.

He's already learned his lesson the hard way.

However, since he himself seemed to be having a lot of fun, I won't say anything more.

this time……

"What have you done this time?"

He said righteously, "Brother Bai Ze, you have to be strict with your students, you can't spoil them too much."

Bai Ze put down the game console in his hand, blinked innocently, and asked, "Do I have students?"

The implication is that those weren't his students, and since he didn't teach any students, the question of whether he was indulging them is irrelevant.

"That's right!"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa cried out with his life: "The teacher has no students!"

"...Ryunosuke, even if Hakutaku said the sun rises in the west, you would still say 'that's right,' right?"

Gojo Satoru knows these people all too well.

"Speak, why are you all gathered here?"

He couldn't wait to unravel the mystery.

"Wait."

"wait?"

"Wait ten minutes."

09: 59: 59.

09: 59: 58.

09: 59: 57.

……

Time passed by minute by minute.

The large room was filled with twenty or thirty people, but the noise gradually subsided.

Even people with restless personalities managed to suppress their anger.

Soon, in complete silence, ten minutes had passed.

Before anyone could ask a question, something unexpected happened!

Gojo Satoru's belly gradually swelled up, and a heart-stirring sound thumped—

a bit.

Two times.

Three times.

After three times, in the blink of an eye, Gojo Satoru's belly swelled up like a balloon, becoming as big as a woman who was ten months pregnant!

Those around him blinked, and a large, round, red ball popped out of Gojo Satoru's stomach with a "plop"—

Wow!

A sudden flash of white light!

Good luck!

Nezha popped out of Gojo Satoru's belly!

The entire room fell silent.

Wu Tiao Wu was completely bewildered.

What?

Am I Nezha's mother now?

He touched his stomach, and apart from the fact that it had just grown rapidly, there was nothing else wrong. Such a big ball had come out of his stomach, but he didn't feel any pain, and his clothes weren't even torn.

It's simpler than farting.

Painless fatherhood?

The problem is that Nezha's mother had to be pregnant for three years, but he was only pregnant for three seconds at most.

No, no, no!

He's not pregnant!

No, that's not it either.

The question is, what exactly is this Nezha—no, this ball?!

"You're a brat!"

Bai Ze said something and raised his hand to guide the large ball down.

After the large ball landed in his hands, it automatically tore open the outer layer of his jersey, revealing a clean and fair-skinned baby.

Unlike most newborns who are wrinkled, red, and look like monkeys, this baby was clean and looked almost like a child who had been raised for six months to a year.

His skin was clean, his limbs were round and plump, and his white hair, about an inch long, reflected light so brightly it dazzled everyone.

The baby smacked its lips against one of its hands, slowly opened its eyes, revealing a pair of sky-blue eyes.

It has six eyes!

The Gojo family's ancestral six-eyed sword!

Look at that hair, look at those eyes, and then imagine that this kid popped out of Gojo Satoru's belly—

"Five! Your cubs!"

"Help! Gojo Satoru has given birth!"

"!!!"

"!!!"

Apart from Bai Ze, everyone present was in utter shock.

"My God! Giving birth? One every three seconds? That's outrageous!!"

Panda touched her white belly: "If I wear the pregnancy stone, can I give birth to a baby panda? Will it be a cursed corpse or a real panda? I want to raise a real panda..."

The moth stared wide-eyed.

Holy crap?! His son is going to have a baby panda?!

He immediately felt it was absurd and outrageous, and a little bit of anticipation... Wait, anticipation?

Yes!

If Yagami Masakado didn't genuinely love pandas, why would he even make a cursed corpse shaped like a panda?

Yuta Otsuko thoughtfully stroked the ring on his hand. "Rika can't have children, but I... cough cough, it's not like I can't either..."

This wave.

This is called the awakening of a pure love warrior!

In ancient times, people used brains to give birth to Polygonum cuspidatum for their ideals; now, people use sacral bones to give birth to children for true love!

Let us cheer for the God of Pure Love!

Ieiri Shoko, who had somehow produced a scalpel, looked at Gojo Satoru with an excited, strange smile.

"Five, although you've already given birth, I can still check if your body structure has changed."

After saying that, she paused, glanced around at the students of the vocational college, and finally focused on Xia Youjie.

"Xia You, I didn't see it clearly just now, why don't you try again?"

"No, no, no, thank you. I already have a child."

After saying that, Xia Youjie saw Ieiri Shoko turn her gaze away with regret, feeling extremely fortunate that she already had a child, even if it was an adopted daughter, but that didn't matter.

Even if they really wanted to have a child, it would be impossible for them to have their family members dissected by glass!