DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

Hyacinthus's face turned ashen; he reached out his hand, as if trying to salvage something.

But when he saw Kazuma remove the tuft of red fur, he suddenly flew into a rage:

"Stop! You shameless scoundrel! Give me back the sacred fire that Lord Apollo bestowed upon me!"

"The sacred flame..."

Kazuma suddenly understood the essence of the thing and threw it on the ground with a look of disgust.

Thinking of the sacred fire's effects, Kazuma suddenly activated water generation, quickly rinsing his palms, his face contorted with disgust:

"Does this kind of tinder need to be diverted with a torch? Doesn't that mean... we have to stick it in?! Damn it~~~"

"You pervert!! Fuck~~~." Kazuma's retching and frantic handwashing irritated Hyacinthus.

Social death, blatant social death.

The fact that I am a masochist has been exposed to the whole world!

"You bastard! You are not allowed to insult Lord Apollo!" Hyacinthus roared, chanting:

"My name is Love, darling of light. I summon a gust of wind to descend upon me! I unleash a fiery wheel! Come, western wind!"

He raised his hands and chanted a spell, and a strange ring appeared in his palms.

Kazuma was utterly shocked: "Why does all your magic have a hole in it?!"

Hyacinthus roared, "Die!"

"Don't even think about succeeding!" Darkness raised his shield and charged at the halo again.

"Whoa! Take this, Shield of Aquis!"

The round shield emitted a radiant light, absorbing Hyacinthus's magic and reflecting it back!

"Nani!"

Before he could react, a terrifying cut tore off one of his arms, sending blood splattering everywhere!

……

Aqua, hands on her hips and one foot on Apollo's buttocks as he knelt on the ground, head in his hands, unable to believe the outcome, declared:

"That's it! From today onwards, that kid is a genuine homosexual!"

"Hey! According to the rules of the game, you have to hand over all the wealth of your entire clan to me! I can't wait to become rich!"

Chapter 396 Archbishop Ais!

The war game ended in such a comical way.

No one expected that what was supposed to be a crushing defeat would end in a crushing defeat in the end.

However, the winner completely changed direction.

Even the "Black Fist," which was originally intended as a trump card, didn't even have a chance to make a move.

Lunova's efforts were completely in vain.

Beneath the Tower of Babel, she looked at Demeter with a resentful expression, hands on her hips, and complained:

"Wow, it's a rare treat to see me make a comeback after so long!"

Demeter covered her face: "I didn't expect it either, Kazuma has leveled up again so quickly."

It took two weeks to reach level 3.

Arabian Nights!

Suddenly, the name of "True Beater" became a hot topic in Orario once again. More and more people began to investigate the secrets behind this rookie's rapid leveling up.

Among them was the restless Sword Maiden.

After Loki came down from the Tower of God, Ais had been waiting here for a long time. Her golden eyes were fixed on Kazuma, who was returning from outside the city, her thoughts complicated.

Upon seeing Loki, the first thing he said almost made Loki faint: "Loki, I want to switch sects!"

"Eh?"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???"

Loki slid down to Ais's feet with a very grand doggy-style bow, hugged her waist, and wailed:

"Why?! Is it because I'm not good enough? Why did you give up on me?! Waaah, I finally fell in love, and you made me lose so completely!"

Ais tilted her head: "Loki, aren't you quite the womanizer?"

"But you're the one I truly love, Aistan!"

"I don't believe it!" she turned her head and pouted.

Just then, Aqua skipped out and asked Loki, "Hey, when are you going to give me the divine wine? I can't wait to give that child to you!"

Loki froze, giving Aqua a resentful look.

Aiss huffed: You lied to me again!

She said, "Lady Aqua, please let me join the familia, and then tell me the secret to how Kazuma Sato became stronger!"

Loki was shocked: "The clan you mentioned that wants to switch clans, is this the idiot?!"

Aqua immediately became wary and said, "What the hell? And you, you're not after my money, are you? Get lost! I have nothing for you!"

Loki was utterly devastated: "Hey, what's with the way you're chasing after a wild dog?! It's a blessing you bastard to have my Ace-tan fall for you!"

Aqua tilted her head: "So I agree?"

"No!" Loki knelt down.

She forgot that this guy was an idiot! You can't reason with someone like that!

Aqua seemed to realize that Loki valued Ais highly, so she smiled and said, "Well, the Familia definitely won't let you join, but how about you consider joining the Axis Cult?"

"Axis?" Ais tilted her head, looking puzzled.

Aqua pulled out a stack of Axis cult leaflets from somewhere and said earnestly:

"We believe in the Goddess of Water, which is my organization. Everyone here is incredibly capable! So, as long as you believe in me, I will protect you!"

Ais's eyes lit up: "Can I become stronger quickly?"

Aqua was taken aback, then said matter-of-factly, "Axis cultists can do anything when they get serious, and we are capable of it!"

Loki asked suspiciously, "Really? Is this the reason that brat became so strong?"

Aqua puffed out her chest: "Even if we don't do well, don't blame us! Blame the world! That's the doctrine of our Axis religion!"

Loki's face fell: "Isn't that pure fraud?"

Ais, however, had a different interpretation: "Give it your all and forge ahead? It's okay if you fail, no one will blame you."

Aqua blinked: "Is that so? Hahaha, I really am a holy goddess, just like you think."

Loki looked incredulous: "Is there more?"

Aqua became interested and held up two fingers, saying, "The second doctrine of the Axis Cult: When faced with something unpleasant, all you need to do is run away. Running away is not a loss, but a victory."

“The third doctrine of the Axis religion: When you hesitate, you will regret whatever you do. Since you will regret it anyway, just choose the easier way now!”

Loki looked at Ais: How are you going to wash this?

Ais's golden eyes lit up: "Uphold justice, and don't bow down to evil?"

"Also, don't be confused, don't be afraid of regrets, and keep moving towards your goal."

Loki exclaimed, "This is clearly the talk of a coward and a piece of trash, how come you can translate it so elegantly! Hey, Ais, do you have some strange misunderstanding about this idiot?!"

Aqua's eyes were full of admiration: "Hey, your name is...? Warren so-and-so? Never mind, you're quite qualified. How about becoming my archbishop? I don't even have a church in Orario yet, how about I leave it to you to manage?"

Loki, his face filled with grief and indignation, exclaimed, "I refuse to believe it! Is there more?"

Aqua said calmly, "Don't be afraid of growing old. Even the gods don't know if you'll be happy in the future. So laugh now!"

Loki did not refute this statement because this doctrine is considered heretical in the world of Danganronpa.

The gods here don't know whether you're happy or not; they're happy, that's all that matters. That's why the Orario environment we see today exists.

For the first time, she felt that this foolish god, although unreliable and reckless in his actions, seemed surprisingly kind.

Could it be because there are no bad people among the idiots?

Just as Loki was marveling at Aqua's compassion, Aqua said something else:

"Fifthly... Eris's breasts were padded."

"What is that?! Why would something like that become dogma?! Ahh ...

"Do you look down on flat-chested women?!" Loki roared, gesturing wildly.

Ais hugged Loki from behind to prevent her from doing anything foolish.

Aqua glanced at Loki, covered her mouth, and deliberately puffed out her chest, saying, "Oh my, I didn't see you, or rather, you're too small, I didn't notice you at all."

"You guy!!!"

Ais hugged Loki, looking at Aqua with dead fish eyes.