DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

Darkness, itching for a move, spread his arms wide and shouted, "For the sake of my real chrysanthemum, please ravage me as you please!"

Huihui planted one foot on the rock, raised her staff, and declared:

"This is the battle to defend the sacred chrysanthemum! You perverts on the other side, prepare yourselves! For the sake of 'Kazuma's' chrysanthemum! We will surely shed our blood in the fire!"

Kazuma wailed, "Enough! Don't say those two words out loud again! This is being broadcast live worldwide!"

"Live to the world! That means hundreds of thousands of people will see me being ravaged by swords!!!" Darkness is so cool.

"Alright, let's begin! I can't wait!"

She said one sentence, then shouldered her shield and charged towards the castle!

"Hey—wait a minute!"

"Can't wait!"

……

Inside Loki's Familia, Finn and the others watched the match through the Mirror of God left behind by Loki.

Tione nodded in complete agreement: "That's right, we have to protect the captain's backside!"

Finn stared blankly: "Um, Tione, I think you'd better take care of yourself..."

Ais looked at Kazuma charging forward and asked, "That kid, he's already level 3?"

A sudden feeling of irritation welled up inside her; this expedition hadn't improved her abilities much...

I'm so anxious.

Why was he able to rise so quickly?

……

Meanwhile, in an unknown tavern, Lily slammed a bag of farries onto the table:

"I bet on Aqua's clan to win!"

"Hey, hey, this is a bet of 100 million Faris, and you're betting it all?"

“Is there a problem? This is Lily’s entire fortune.” Lily looked at the odds of 1:50, her face filled with greed.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make money!

Lily desperately wanted to save even more money, but unfortunately, the captain was such a rigid old man; sometimes justice needs to be flexible.

……

Inside the castle.

"Commander, a single enemy soldier is charging straight at us!"

Seeing Darkness's overwhelming momentum, Hyacinthus waved his hand and said:

"Fire arrows! Use all your forces to take down that female knight first!"

Although there were only thirty people, the adventurers were physically strong, and with each person firing five shots in a row, they could fire 150 arrows in one volley.

A rain of arrows descended from the sky.

Darkness, shielded by her massive shield, advanced slowly. Arrows grazed the gaps in the shield and struck her armor, sending a shiver down her spine.

"Come on! Keep going! Push harder!"

Kazuma doesn't care about so many people anymore. Darkness has already gone up, so his side has no choice but to go all out.

"Huihui! I'm counting on you!"

Huihui raised her staff high, and terrifying magic gathered at its tip:

"My magic is thirsting for power!"

Runova took a step back, horrified, and asked, "What...what do you want to do?"

Huihui didn't answer, but calmly chanted loudly: "Blacker than pitch black, yearning to merge with my crimson!..."

"Dance, dance, dance! The Honkai power thirsts for my magical surge! The unparalleled Honkai power!"

Enormous, crimson magic circles converged above the castle.

Hyacinthus cried out in terror, "Quickly, stop her!"

The members all dropped their weapons, their faces filled with despair: "Captain, the range is too short! And that knight too..."

Hyacinthus only now realized He Zhen's true intentions, and he cursed angrily: "A decoy!"

Knowing he couldn't fight off this immense power, he waved his arm and shouted, "Take cover! Take cover! Where's the Fire Fairy Protective Cloth?! Get it out of the way right now! Get out of the blast center!"

However, while Apollo's retinue panicked and each tried to survive.

Huihui's chanting did not stop: "This is the most powerful attack method of mankind! This is the ultimate attack magic!"

"Alright, let's offer the most magnificent salute for the delicate chrysanthemum of Kazuma!"

Kazuma roared, "That's why I said, stop mentioning chrysanthemums!!"

"Explosion!"

As the final chant faded away.

The sky seemed to have been torn open, and terrifying dark magic gathered within it, then a pillar of light fell down like heavenly fire!

boom------

The terrifying explosion, which shook the eardrums, shattered the entire castle into pieces.

Amidst the billowing smoke and dust, Darkness's figure flew over Kazuma's head.

She gave a thumbs-up and said with her lips slightly parted, "My sacrifice is worthwhile for He Zhen's chastity!"

"I'm sorry! Darkness!!!" Kazuma sacrificed his teammate with tears in his eyes.

He shielded his eyes from the smoke with one hand, and then peered through the smoke and dust at the traces of the explosive magic.

"Huihui, I'd give you 95 points for this magic."

"Ugh~" Huihui fell to the ground and gave a thumbs up.

……

Inside the temple.

The gods who were watching this war game were all silent.

After a silence that lasted for more than ten breaths, a sudden and astonishing cheer erupted...

"Hey, what is that?! No wonder it's humanity's strongest offensive magic!"

"One hit and the entire castle was blown away!"

"Most importantly, that chant was so cool!"

"What an interesting child! And such an adorable little girl! Oh, I love her! I'm a fan now!"

Loki grabbed Aqua's sleeve, his face flushed, and asked:

"Hey, newbie, can I have that girl? She's a completely new type, and I absolutely adore her!"

Aqua raised her head: "She's an important companion, a dear friend and family member!"

Loki looked dejected: "No way? Any condition is fine!"

Aqua's eyes lit up: "I heard there's divine wine here! I want 100? No, a thousand cases!"

Demeter looked at her with a kind expression: "You sold the person for a thousand boxes...?"

Another male celebrity slyly joined in the fun: "Then I'll offer 2000?"

"Huh?" Loki immediately turned around with a fierce look on his face, his scarlet pupils locking onto the male god, and said maliciously, "You lolicon, try saying that again!"

Aqua, however, didn't seem to care, and said with a blissful expression, "Two thousand now!"

……

At this moment, the smoke dissipated, and the castle in front of us completely disappeared, leaving only a 20-meter-deep meteorite crater.

Acintos struggled to crawl out of the ruins. He looked at the Fairy Protector, which had been completely reduced to rags, and showed a shocked expression.

"How did she manage to keep us safe without losing any destructive power? What a terrifying little girl."

He glanced at the rabble groaning in the mound of earth, unable to stand up again, and slowly drew his longsword.

"Even if I am the only one left, even if you show mercy, I will not betray Lord Apollo's expectations!"

"Sato Kazuma!" Hyacinthus roared, "I will definitely take your chrysanthemum for Lord Apollo!"

Kazuma suddenly stopped his rapid forward movement, glaring angrily and saying, "You bunch of perverts, stop it now!"

"theft!"

A flash of blue light appeared.

Suddenly, a pair of oddly styled boxer shorts appeared in Kazuma's hand.

The waistband features a disgusting smiley face of Apollo, and there's a tuft of fuzzy red hair on the back...

"This is……"