DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

Chapter 145: Let Conan go to his house to film an episode.

Akihabara.

Angel Cafe.

"Sorry I'm late." Xia Jia scratched his head, looking at the black cat that had been waiting for a long time, and apologized hastily.

“If you say you were blocked on the street by a strange black cat, I won’t let you off the hook.”

Today, Black Cat is wearing a black and white handmade Lolita outfit, with a scarf and red rose tied on the pure white collar, and violets symbolizing hell inlaid on both sides of the headband.

What catches the eye is the black stockings that encase her slender, jade-like legs, and the gleaming leather shoes on her feet, which even reflect Xia Jia's face.

“I actually hope to be stopped by the ‘Black Cat.’ Because it’s so cute,” Xia Jia said, her words carrying a double meaning.

Upon hearing this, the black cat quickly concealed the slight displeasure on its face, its eyes revealing worry: "So, what happened?"

Xia Jia gave a wry smile: "If I told you that I ran into a JK on the street who pulled out a gun in public and shot and killed a reserve cannibal, would you believe me?"

The black cat rolled its eyes: "At least it's more believable than helping an old lady cross the street versus being blocked by a 'black cat'."

"Yeah, right."

The black cat closed one eye and said nonchalantly, "Hmph, it's true you're late, but I'm already very happy that you came at all."

"Let's go. The feast of the inhabitants of the dark world cannot be allowed to fail."

……

Family restaurant.

Xia Jia, with a French fry dangling from her mouth, sat upright in the booth directly opposite the group of female otaku. Next to her sat a tall, thin boy with slightly dark skin.

Meanwhile, the guy kept winking and making faces at the blonde, hot girl in the booth in front of him, and even kept tapping his phone to send message notifications.

He looked exactly like an innocent boy who coveted a young girl's beauty but dared not speak to her.

'Wow~, so this is Kyosuke Kousaka. I wonder if this Kyosuke can transform into a Kamen Rider?'

Or perhaps, a battle maid alien suddenly appears in Akihabara, and Kousaka-kun raises his Spark Lens and shouts, "Tiga~"?

Haha, Akihabara is truly a magical place, with all sorts of strange ideas popping up. Perhaps this is a common problem among light novel authors?

His gaze shifted forward again, where the black cat sat silently in the corner, looking somewhat lonely.

'Ha, all that talk about a banquet for the inhabitants of the Dark Realm, and it all ends up like this.'

but……

"This can be considered a memorable scene."

"Hello, hello."

Just as Xia Jia was munching on fries and looking over there with affection, Kousaka Kyosuke leaned closer beside her.

"You're here to attend the rally with someone, aren't you?"

“A friend. Hmm, or rather, a female friend? What about you?” Shaka turned around with interest, looking at Kousaka-kun, who seemed to have found a companion.

"Uh... I came with my sister." Kousaka Kyosuke seemed to have been crushed by a different dimension.

Looking at Xia Jia's grade... are all junior high school students this amazing these days?

Seeing that Kousaka-kun had become withdrawn, Shaka took the initiative to speak:

"Your sister is that hot girl over there, all dressed up, right? Hmm, not my type."

If we're talking about tsundere characters, Eriri is the best; the others are just bland.

My golden retriever is the best!

Kyosuke sighed helplessly, "Sigh, it's a bit embarrassing to dress like this for a gathering of otaku girls."

"Not necessarily," Xia Jia said with her own experience. "Characters who are dressed beautifully and elegantly are not rare. Your sister just hasn't found the key point yet."

"Is that so?" Kyosuke's beady eyes seemed to say, "You're so perceptive."

Eh, you have a connection with Officer Takagi?

Xia Jia mentally complained, continuing to eat his fries quietly and wait, his gaze gentle, like someone on a pilgrimage.

"Hey, buddy, are you alone? How about coming to chat with me for a bit?"

At this moment, a woman with long pink hair and delicate, innocent features sat down in front of Shajaka.

The woman was young, but had the charm of a young woman. She wore perfectly fashionable clothes and makeup, and was surrounded by a fresh perfume, as if she was constantly exuding female hormones.

She is a woman completely different from Shaga's social circle.

Kyosuke Kosaka was stunned; it was the first time he had ever seen someone sitting in a fast food restaurant get hit on.

only……

"Excuse me, Minagawa-sensei, isn't it a bit too intimate to call a student 'little brother'?"

Xia Jia rolled her eyes, looking at the bus woman posing seductively in front of her. Even with perfume, it was hard to hide the smell of cigarettes on her.

It wasn't that Xia Jia disliked girls who smoked; she simply didn't like the teacher.

That guy was even worse than Freya.

"Teacher?" Upon hearing this, Minagawa Akane paused for a moment, racking her brains for a long time, but still couldn't find this handsome guy on the student list.

“You are teaching the third grade, while I am a second grader.”

Akane Minagawa gave an awkward laugh: "Oh, really? It's alright. Since we've run into each other, I can help you with your studies this weekend."

Shaka rolled her eyes. If another pink-haired teacher said that, I would definitely go without hesitation...

Your words...

"Never mind, I'm not a good student who likes to study."

"Teachers like naughty kids. That way they can teach all sorts of things. All sorts of things~" Minagawa Akane gently licked her lips.

Few women that Shaka knew could do this gesture alone.

Kyosuke Kosaka was completely stunned. This was unbelievable! These few minutes of experience seemed to have opened up a whole new world in his life of more than ten years!

I feel like I've wasted the last seventeen years of my life!

Brother, please teach me! I want to be popular too.

While inwardly criticizing, Shaka seemed to see right through Kousaka Kyosuke's gaze...

Oh dear, my irresistible charm is innate, young man, you can't learn it. If you're truly envious, you could try playing tennis.

Under Kyosuke Kosaka's unfathomable gaze, Shaka slowly curled the corners of her lips into a smile:

"Teacher, do you think it's better to cook seafood thoroughly or leave it raw?"

"The teacher prefers sashimi."

"I also like sashimi. If it's overcooked, it won't taste good, even if there's plenty of broth, because I don't like the fishy smell."

Xia Jia narrowed his eyes, his squinty eyes reappearing.

Akane Minagawa was taken aback. Good heavens, this kid is also a seafood merchant?

"Yes, is that so? Then I'm sorry to have bothered you."

Akane Minagawa swayed her hips as she carried her tray away. She had no interest in her own kind; she was much more interested in innocent young boys.

"What are you guys talking about?" Kousaka Kyosuke rushed over, looking like he had figured it out but also didn't.

"Form is emptiness." Xia Jia recited a Buddhist verse.

"What do you mean?"

“She feels empty inside and needs someone to fill that void. She would be very happy if someone could treat her to eel.”

At a small gathering, witnessed by Kyosuke's adoring expression, Shaka rejected five or six women who tried to flirt with him.

Among them were even those whose identities were recognized by Shaka...

Rui Tachibana was even more straightforward; she immediately suggested playing a shooting game with me, with me as the second battalion commander and her as Hsiu-chin.

The girl seemed to be shouting, "Commander! Fire! Don't let me look down on you!!"

Shaga simply found it boring.

Just kidding, I'm not that shallow at all. If it's just about eating seafood, with Xia Jia at 14 and a net worth of tens of millions, there are plenty of people willing to let him unclog the drains.

Rui Tachibana's older sister is a school teacher, but she's the lover of a married man. Whenever Rui tries to help her, her sister always brushes her off with excuses like, "You're still a child, you wouldn't understand." So, in her rebellious phase, Rui develops a desire to have sex with a stranger, hoping that once she becomes an adult, she can understand her sister's feelings.

Shaka has no habit of taking advantage of troubled girls like this; the emblem of justice behind her is issuing a warning.

"If we don't intervene, this person might become a resident of the underworld."

He could even picture the blond guy holding the video, saying something like, "You don't want to either..."