DanMachi, My Members Are From Slice-of-Life Anime

Those lucky ones who actually survived all stayed put and dared not move.

I thought I was at a hunting ground where I could have a good meal, but it turned out to be a battle royale game.

Biological instinct tells them that Earth is too dangerous and we want to go back to our home planet.

Chapter 144 Lycoris

"I am leaving."

early morning.

After a long absence, Xia Jia changed into her everyday clothes, put on her phone, and leisurely went out, seeing off by the JK housekeeper.

As he passed by the Kudo residence, he stroked his chin, lost in thought.

"I think I'm going to be the kind of man who opens a winery."

Making a joke, Xia Jia stood on the tram platform in Beika Town, looking down at her phone.

The group members are all very enthusiastic and speak very kindly, making it a rare opportunity for Xia Jia to enjoy this peaceful daily life.

only……

While he remained silent amidst the cries of his fans, "Daddy, give me a closed beta test qualification!"

Hey, hey, hey.

The sound of gunfire, silenced by a gun, reached my ears.

Xia Jia turned around stiffly. A girl with long, straight black hair, a high school girl dressed in a JK uniform, calmly put a Browning M190 replica police pistol back into its holster.

"Target killed, no vital signs, confirmed dead. Samples to be retrieved now."

The girl covered her earpiece with her right hand, as if she were talking to her boss, but she swiftly dragged away the man who had been shot three times in the head and whose head had exploded in a petal-like shape.

"Hmm... the head is shaped like flower petals..."

Oh, parasites, then it's alright.

Xia Jia calmly turned around, watching the trams rush by as if nothing had happened.

No wonder!!!

Why would a high school girl in the everyday world pull out a gun and shoot a parasite in the street?!

Is this still the everyday world I know?!

So unexpectedly, Shaka even missed the tram in front of her and remained standing there without moving.

The girl next door suddenly covered her ears and took off her headset.

Shaja could hear a middle-aged woman's roar coming from her earpiece:

"Hey, how can you let ordinary people see something like this?! You idiot!"

The girl with long, straight black hair coldly remarked, "Ugh. Shouldn't this area be sealed off by DA?"

"It's your responsibility that you failed to verify the scene!"

"..."

The girl with long, straight black hair took off her headphones, ignoring the commands coming from them, and calmly stood in front of Xia Jia.

"You saw it, didn't you?"

Yes, those are very familiar lines. Xia Jia seemed to be possessed by her son, looking down at her phone, occasionally glancing at the short videos on the screen, and chuckling twice.

In short, the acting was phenomenal.

If it were an ordinary spirit, it would definitely ignore Shaka, but...

"Hey..." The girl with long, straight black hair pursed her lips in dissatisfaction, raising her voice several octaves.

"Hehehe, black stockings, slurp slurp."

"Your screen clearly shows a cooking video. Are you treating me like an idiot?"

The girl's voice was very clear and cool, and also very pleasant to hear.

"Because the female anchor who cooks is wearing black stockings. Do you really think I'd be angry over that piece of pig's butt?" Xia Jia looked up seriously.

Only XP is something that Shaga will not allow to be tainted.

and……

Girl, why are you looking at my phone so seriously and making such a blunt critique?!

You just killed someone in the city! No, I mean, a parasite!

Don't you feel nervous at all?

Hearing Xia Jia's sarcastic remark, the girl with long, straight black hair glanced sideways, raised her gun, released the safety, and aimed it at Xia Jia's forehead.

"You are really kidding me!"

"Idiot! Pointing a gun at civilians, what are you trying to do?!" The earphones that the girl had thrown away emitted a huge roar.

Shaga immediately raised his hand: "I'm just an innocent civilian, I don't know anything!"

The girl didn't care what Shaga said, she waved her gun and gestured, "Come with me!"

“Let me talk to him!” The female voice came through the earpiece again.

Amid the girl's displeased expression, Shaka took the headphones.

The voice that came through the receiver was that of a somewhat androgynous, composed leader.

Xia Jia could guess that it might be a short-haired, capable middle-aged woman, or perhaps a red-haired woman like herself.

"What is it, old lady? Let me tell you, your men publicly threatened a public figure with a gun. No matter what organization or agency you are, I think you have to give me an explanation."

"Auntie..." There was a moment of silence on the other end of the line, as if she was holding something in her throat, and then she let out a long sigh.

“I admit, it’s not rude for someone your age to call me an old lady. But I’d prefer you to call me Commander, Teacher Descendant.”

"Commander? Which commander? Iwakuni? Or the autonomous region?"

Shaga spoke very directly; he didn't believe that a tiny place like the Sakura Province would have a so-called commander.

There was a long silence on the other end of the line, then a reply came as if giving up:

"It is the Direct Attack organization (collectively known as DA), a secret society in the Sakura Empire's inner world, an independent security organization distinct from the police and public security forces. We adhere to the principle of eliminating criminals and terrorists before incidents occur."

"I recently took on a new job, dealing with some mutated human individuals."

After listening, Xia Jia coldly said, "Sakura Empire? I'll give you one chance to rephrase your words."

"..."

Two words left the opposing commander speechless.

"Alright, anyway, I have some very important matters to attend to. Could you please handle them as soon as possible? I certainly don't want to be going to any more places for tea, especially not the 'Sakura Empire's' exclusive department. Section Chief."

"You know, as a public figure, I'm very busy."

Xia Jia negotiated with the guy on the other end of the receiver indifferently. His nonchalant attitude surprised the long-haired black-haired man in front of him, who opened his mouth slightly in astonishment.

On the other end of the line, Commander Nanmu crushed the ballpoint pen in his hand, "You brat..."

She took a few deep breaths and said slowly, "Let Inoue Takina answer the phone."

"Inoue?"

"The high school girl in front of you!"

"Oh, I understand now."

Xia Jia took off the headset and handed it back to Inoue Takina.

The latter took the receiver, gave a brief reply, and then took out a document from his backpack.

"Sign it, and you can leave."

Shajia took the document...

"Confidentiality agreement".

After a quick glance and finding no major issues, he swiftly wrote his name: "My autograph is very precious. I've never given it away since my debut. This is your first time."

To be fair, he had a favorable impression of organizations that could maintain world stability, even though they were self-established departments within the Sakura Empire world.

"Hmph." After confirming the documents, Inoue Takina, without saying a word, put the man's body into a body bag and swaggered away.

Xia Jia gazed leisurely in the direction the girl with long, straight black hair had left.

"Lycoris? There's such an organization in this world? Come on, if something like that exists, could you please go and stake out 'Death God Elementary School'? You could save so many episodes a day."

However, Shaka soon realized that something was wrong.

If the girl from the Detective League were to join, would she die right after her first appearance? Or perhaps one of the girls from the Detective League would be accidentally discovered by Conan while on a mission?

Then, naturally, he was locked up in the police station?

Hiss, it's terrifying to think about.