The man in the blue overalls walked over to Ye Jiping, looked at his laptop, and asked, "What's wrong? It can still be turned on, can't it?"
Ye Jiping immediately realized that the person who had just fixed his computer was not a repairman, but a student from his class, so he explained, "The computer was fixed by a classmate who was late."
The repairman nodded, but didn't leave immediately. He looked at the computer for a few moments and said, "Your keyboard is broken."
Hearing the repairman's words and noticing that Zhou Shengchen and the others were looking at him again, Zhong Bai said again, "That's how it is..."
Then Zhou Shengchen, Xiao Haiyang, and Lu Qiaochuan said in unison, "It was bad to begin with."
Zhong Bai gave an awkward smile.
After seeing the repairman off, Ye Jiping asked the new student, Bi Shisan, to introduce himself to everyone.
Bi Shisan calmly walked to the podium and said expressionlessly, "My name is Bi Shisan, the thirteenth in the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth."
After saying this, Bi Shisan walked to his seat and sat down quietly.
"Oh……"
A low gasp of surprise immediately filled the classroom.
This self-introduction is quite peculiar!
Lin Luoxue, in particular, breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Bi Shisan's introduction, and a bright smile appeared on her face.
Zhou Shengchen seemed to sense something and turned to look at Lin Luoxue: "Beautiful Lin seems to be smiling especially happily right now!"
Lin Luoxue raised an eyebrow: "Really?"
"You know better than anyone whether it's true or not. It's just a pity that the falling flowers are willing but the flowing water is indifferent!" Zhou Shengchen said jokingly.
Lin Luoxue's smile froze.
Next, Ye Jiping began to address the main topic of the class meeting.
In essence, it just means some rules and regulations, as well as the upcoming arrangements, such as where to pick up military training uniforms tomorrow, and where the canteen and library are, etc.
Chapter Fifteen: Yu Hao Understands
After saying this, Ye Jiping let everyone move around freely in the classroom.
Lu Qiaochuan, that simpleton, couldn't resist the urge and quickly went to find Ye Jiping to ask him about the whole story of "Three Ears".
Lu Qiaochuan gently called out "Senior Brother," and then stood quietly in front of Ye Jiping, gazing at him without saying anything else.
Ye Jiping said awkwardly, "I am indeed your senior brother, I'm not lying to you about that."
"That's not important." Lu Qiaochuan waved his hand and said, "I've been observing all day, I even touched the hair of people with long hair, but I haven't seen anyone with three ears! Can you tell me why?"
Ye Jiping coughed twice, his embarrassment deepening.
He then looked intently at Lu Qiaochuan and asked, "Do you really want to know?"
Lu Qiaochuan pointed to the handprint on his face with a dejected expression and said, "I've already paid a very heavy price for this, so I'm determined to know the truth today, no matter what."
Ye Jiping looked at the slap mark on Lu Qiaochuan's face and inexplicably wanted to laugh. Then he told Lu Qiaochuan a story.
The story goes like this: Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived in poverty, relying on his mother for survival. When the boy ran away from home, his mother gave him a brocade pouch, repeatedly warning him not to open it unless absolutely necessary.
Years later, the young man experienced business failure, separation from his wife and children, and betrayal by friends, reaching a dead end in his life.
On the night before he was to commit suicide, he remembered the brocade pouch his mother had given him and opened it with trembling hands.
At this point, Ye Jiping suddenly paused.
"What did you write?" Lu Qiaochuan quickly asked.
Ye Jiping said in a cheeky tone, "It says on it, 'Whether you're happy or unhappy, it's still a day, so why not live each day happily?'"
"What I'm saying is that there is no third ear in this world. The third ear is in your heart. You have to learn to listen."
Hearing Ye Jiping's words, Lu Qiaochuan was so angry he felt like his lungs were about to explode.
Then, with a look of utter despair, he exclaimed, "I just didn't like going to school. Now, I want to drop out." With that, Lu Qiaochuan covered his face and returned to his seat.
The class meeting went fairly smoothly. Apart from the little incident of Zhong Bai fixing the computer, nothing particularly unusual happened, and it was no different from a regular class meeting.
But when it was almost halfway through, Zhou Shengchen disappeared.
There's really no need to continue this boring class meeting; we might as well find a restaurant and have dinner quickly.
After arriving at the food street behind the school, Zhou Shengchen found a barbecue restaurant to eat at and then bought some daily necessities such as shampoo and towels before returning to his dormitory.
Back in his dormitory, Zhou Shengchen found that school had already let out and Lu Qiaochuan and the others had all returned, calling home to let them know they were safe.
"Mom, I miss you. Waaah, I haven't seen you for three days."
Hearing Yu Hao's sobbing voice, Zhou Shengchen felt that this guy was truly the worst of the worst.
Is it really necessary to act like this after only being away from home for a few days?
Lu Qiaochuan also took out his phone to let his mother know he was safe.
During the phone call, Lu Qiaochuan's mother also asked him for his Weibo account.
Lu Qiaochuan glanced at his roommates secretly, then whispered his Weibo account: "May we all live long and prosper, Lu Xiaozhou."
Although he spoke very softly, Yu Hao, with his sharp ears, still heard him. Yu Hao immediately burst into laughter through his tears and began to mock Lu Qiaochuan wildly.
Then, all night long, Yu Hao chattered away like a lark, keeping Xiao Haiyang and Lu Qiaochuan awake all night.
As for Zhou Shengchen, it didn't matter. He simply used his Qi to seal the acupoints in his ears, so he couldn't hear anything and slept like a log.
Zhou Shengchen was sleeping so soundly that Xiao Haiyang and Lu Qiaochuan were extremely envious.
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The night passed.
Exhausted, Xiao Haiyang and Lu Qiaochuan looked on with envy when they saw Zhou Shengchen get up full of energy.
After washing up, Lu Qiaochuan received a phone call and shouted, "Brothers, let's go for breakfast!"
“Okay.” Zhou Shengchen and Xiao Haiyang agreed, and then walked out with Lu Qiaochuan.
Yu Hao was lazy, and after talking all night, he was sleepy and tired, so he asked Lu Qiaochuan to bring him a portion.
As soon as I entered the restaurant, I saw Zhong Bai sitting with a quiet young girl.
They ordered noodles and the three of them sat down next to Zhong Bai and the others.
As soon as he sat down, Zhong Bai handed a package to Lu Qiaochuan: "This is for you and Ren Yifan. Divide it into two portions when you get back. It's all mosquito repellent liquid. Don't spill it. I heard that the mosquitoes at the military training site are all black, so you must light mosquito repellent at night."
"Purrrrrrrr."
While Zhong Bai was talking non-stop, Zhou Shengchen, Lu Qiaochuan, and Xiao Haiyang devoured their food in no time.
"Are you two full?" Lu Qiaochuan asked.
Zhou Shengchen shook his head: "No. But when I ordered earlier, I asked them to prepare two extra bowls of noodles, so it should be ready by now."
As he spoke, he stood up and asked the two of them, "Have you eaten yet? Would you like me to bring you a bowl?"
Lu Qiaochuan patted his stomach and said, "I can still eat half a bowl."
“I’ll have half a bowl too, but Zhou Shengchen, you only have two hands, so I’m afraid you can’t carry three bowls. I’ll go with you,” Xiao Haiyang said, standing up.
The two went to the window together. Xiao Haiyang looked at the two bowls of noodles Zhou Shengchen was holding and asked casually while ordering, "You have a good appetite. You can actually eat three bowls of noodles."
"I practice martial arts, so I eat more than the average person," Zhou Shengchen explained.
"You're a trained martial artist?" Xiao Haiyang was slightly taken aback, and carefully examined Zhou Shengchen. "What do you practice? Shaolin martial arts? Sanda, Taekwondo, or karate?"
Zhou Shengchen shook his head and said, "Neither."
Xiao Haiyang wanted to ask more questions, but Zhou Shengchen had already carried two bowls of noodles to the dining table, so Xiao Haiyang had no choice but to pick up his noodles and follow.
The two returned to the dining table, and Lu Qiaochuan once again engaged in a chaotic and fruitless conversation.
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While the three of them were eating at the restaurant, Bi Shisan finally moved into the dormitory.
Upon seeing Bi Shisan, Yu Hao asked curiously while eating a French bread roll, "Where did you stay last night?"
"Hotel."
Bi Shisan said succinctly.
"I understand."
It's unclear what Yu Hao was thinking, but a lewd smile appeared on his face as he winked at Bi Shisan.
However, Bi Shisan didn't care about Yu Hao's reaction at all. He simply walked to the bottom of Yu Hao's bed, opened his backpack, and took out sheets, clothes, and other items.
"I understand."
Seeing that Bi Shisan had no reaction, Yu Hao was somewhat disappointed and immediately repeated it loudly.
This time, Bi Shisan reacted.
He stared straight at Yu Hao, as if wondering if the other was crazy. He hadn't said anything, yet the other said he understood.
What did you understand? You understand absolutely nothing!
Chapter Sixteen: You Will Die If You Don't Eat
Seeing that Bi Shisan finally reacted, Yu Hao was very happy and asked, "Bi Shisan, guess what I understand?"
Bi Shisan did not answer his question, but instead told a fable in a very ordinary way.
Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy who, when bored, would shout "Wolf!" to the villagers. When the villagers came, they found no wolf. But the next day, the boy was still bored and continued to shout "Wolf!" to the villagers, but when they came, they found no wolf. On the third day, the boy continued to shout "Wolf!" to the villagers, but none of them paid any attention to him.
After Bi Shisan finished speaking, Yu Hao immediately raised his hand and answered, "I know, the child was eaten by wolves later, right?"
Bi Shisan shook his head and continued, "In the end, the wolf really came and ate the child. This fable teaches us a lesson."
After speaking, Bi Shisan stared straight at Yu Hao, seemingly waiting for Yu Hao's answer.
"Don't lie?" Yu Hao asked tentatively.
“Wrong.” Bi Shisan shook his head, saying each word clearly: “This fable tells us that bored people will die.”
Yu Hao: "..." I felt offended.
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