my teacher has a system
Chapter 11 The chemistry teacher explodes in place
Chapter 11 The chemistry teacher explodes in place
Being hurt by this group of garbage people, Ye Yifeng was very angry, but he still had to keep smiling.
No way, who made him a teacher?How can a teacher who is a model for others scold others?
Damn it!Who stipulates that teachers can't scold others!
The teacher doesn't need to eat, sleep, or do anything, what's wrong with buying a lottery ticket?
The teacher was accused of buying a lottery ticket. If this continues, whether the teacher will go to the bathroom in the future will also be questioned: "Huh? The teacher is going to the bathroom too!"
Therefore, Ye Yifeng wanted to take revenge on them viciously.
But how can revenge make these guys feel so heartbroken that they can't breathe?
After thinking about it, Ye Yifeng felt that the best way was to tell them the numbers of the two-color ball tonight. They would not believe it. When the draw came, it would be so sour to watch him miss the big prize... Hehe!
Thinking of a way to get revenge on these guys, Ye Yifeng said to them: "I don't usually buy lottery tickets, but I went to burn incense and worship the Buddha yesterday, and the Buddha gave me a dream last night, telling me the number of the Shuangseqiu tonight. Since everyone is so destined, I will share this bet number with everyone. Of course, whether you believe it or not is up to you."
Ye Yifeng left the lottery shop very calmly after writing the Shuangseqiu number he bought on the wall of the lottery shop, and the laughter of those guys came from behind him again.
"Haha, this teacher is crazy about money!"
"Hehe, yes, my son also said that the teacher has a brain problem!"
"Returning the Buddha's dream? You idiot!"
Of course these guys didn't believe in Ye Yifeng, so none of them bought it, and then quickly forgot about it, and continued to study their numbers.
On the way back to school, Ye Yifeng let out a long breath.
When I think about the past, I always feel like I am dreaming.
"Ye Yifeng, other women use Jindong for shopping, I use Bingxixi for shopping, other women use La Mer face cream, I use Dabao Baique Ling, I'm fed up!"
"I don't want to marry you in the countryside. The new house is an old-fashioned building, so I don't want to be ridiculed!"
The desperate roar of his ex-girlfriend before leaving him still echoes in his ears from time to time, and he cannot forget it.
He didn't blame his girlfriend, he only blamed himself for his incompetence.
Ye Yifeng is not greedy for money, but he also knows that it is absolutely impossible to have no money, so he wants to get rich.
After having money, he doesn't have to worry about money, so he can concentrate on doing what he wants to do.
He felt that he should first book a luxury car, then choose a villa, ask for the phone number of a sales lady, and then wait for tonight's Shuangseqiu lottery?
Ye Yifeng was having a sweet dream when Duan Chang Liu Daquan called: "Mr. Ye, where have you been? The students in your class and Mr. Miao had a quarrel, come back and deal with it!"
"Teacher Miao?" Ye Yifeng immediately thought of the chemistry teacher who exploded at the slightest disagreement, and couldn't help being speechless, "Liu Duan, shouldn't your leaders handle this kind of conflict between students and teachers?"
Liu Daquan was choked by Ye Yifeng, and he simply yelled: "Stop talking nonsense, come back quickly!"
"Okay, right now." Ye Yifeng immediately ran back to school, and before he got back to his class, he heard an explosive scolding sound from the classroom: "You guys are really stepping on dog shit!" I will meet you students! Why are you standing up? Why are you staring? You want to hit me? Come on, come on!"
"It's amazing to be a teacher! Can you just curse at people casually when you're a teacher?"
"Sue him! Let him go!"
"You're the fun, you're the shit!"
"Hit you? It's a good idea! Hit you for fear of dirtying our hands!"
When Ye Yifeng rushed to the class, he saw the chemistry teacher Miao, his face flushed, spit flying around his mouth.
Not to be outdone, the students scolded Teacher Miao. The scene was as spectacular as a shrew fighting a group of shrews.
Seeing Teacher Miao who was full of fighting power, Ye Yifeng was very helpless. He walked up to Teacher Miao and patted his shoulder: "Mr. Miao, don't be fussy like a child..."
"Go away, you idiot!" Teacher Miao patted Ye Yifeng's shoulders with his hands very unceremoniously, "Do you think the school thinks highly of you by letting you be the head teacher of this class? That means treating you like trash, you know? You big trash and this pile of small trash are piled up together, so that they won’t stink to others! It’s been eight lifetimes of bad luck for me to meet you trash, trash!”
Seeing Teacher Miao pointing his gun at Ye Yifeng, the students were happy: "Hey, there's something good to watch this time!"
Being scolded by Teacher Miao pointing his nose so impolitely, Ye Yifeng naturally wouldn't give him a good look, he snorted and sneered twice: "Three-legged toads are hard to find, is there any chemistry teacher with two legs? , since you are so awesome, okay, then go away, I don’t believe that without you, no one in our class would be able to take the chemistry class."
"You told me to get lost?" Teacher Miao stared at Ye Yifeng in disbelief, then laughed, "You really have confidence, if I don't take chemistry class in this class, which teacher in the school would be willing to take this trash class? "
Ye Yifeng said very calmly: "I don't need others, even if I study liberal arts, my chemistry level is higher than yours, so it's more than enough to teach them."
"What? This idiot teacher Ye Yifeng is not joking, is he?"
"Maybe he is deliberately provoking this teacher Le Se, let's just watch the excitement."
"You?" The students didn't believe that Ye Yifeng was really capable of teaching them, let alone Teacher Miao, "Haha, a fool is a fool, and he will speak stupid things. If your chemistry level is really higher than mine, I will put this Eat a box of chalk!"
"Someone said similar things to me before, and they all shut up now." When Ye Yifeng said this, Gao Zhiwang and Lin Xiaoya rolled their eyes at the same time: Teacher Ye, can you stop talking about this?
"Don't pretend to be in front of me!" Teacher Miao took out two papers from her bag, "This is the simulation paper for the college entrance examination that our teaching and research team leader gave me yesterday, and I just took two. You said that your level is higher than mine. , then let’s make this college entrance examination paper together and see who gets the highest score. If I lose, I’ll eat a box of chalk, and if you lose, you’ll eat, dare you?”
The students watched the excitement and asked one more question: "What if the scores are the same?"
Teacher Miao was full of confidence: "It depends on who finishes first. If the time is the same, I will lose..."
"No need, you will definitely lose." Ye Yifeng said with a look of disdain, "If I don't get a perfect score in the test, and I do slower than you, I will be considered a loser."
Despise, utterly despise.
Teacher Miao's lungs exploded with anger: "Okay, let's start!"
"Okay." Ye Yifeng and Teacher Miao each took a copy of the paper, and Teacher Miao stood at the podium table and started to do it.
Ye Yifeng closed his eyes, and said to the system: "System, what level of skill is high school chemistry, please exchange it for me, thank you."
(End of this chapter)
Being hurt by this group of garbage people, Ye Yifeng was very angry, but he still had to keep smiling.
No way, who made him a teacher?How can a teacher who is a model for others scold others?
Damn it!Who stipulates that teachers can't scold others!
The teacher doesn't need to eat, sleep, or do anything, what's wrong with buying a lottery ticket?
The teacher was accused of buying a lottery ticket. If this continues, whether the teacher will go to the bathroom in the future will also be questioned: "Huh? The teacher is going to the bathroom too!"
Therefore, Ye Yifeng wanted to take revenge on them viciously.
But how can revenge make these guys feel so heartbroken that they can't breathe?
After thinking about it, Ye Yifeng felt that the best way was to tell them the numbers of the two-color ball tonight. They would not believe it. When the draw came, it would be so sour to watch him miss the big prize... Hehe!
Thinking of a way to get revenge on these guys, Ye Yifeng said to them: "I don't usually buy lottery tickets, but I went to burn incense and worship the Buddha yesterday, and the Buddha gave me a dream last night, telling me the number of the Shuangseqiu tonight. Since everyone is so destined, I will share this bet number with everyone. Of course, whether you believe it or not is up to you."
Ye Yifeng left the lottery shop very calmly after writing the Shuangseqiu number he bought on the wall of the lottery shop, and the laughter of those guys came from behind him again.
"Haha, this teacher is crazy about money!"
"Hehe, yes, my son also said that the teacher has a brain problem!"
"Returning the Buddha's dream? You idiot!"
Of course these guys didn't believe in Ye Yifeng, so none of them bought it, and then quickly forgot about it, and continued to study their numbers.
On the way back to school, Ye Yifeng let out a long breath.
When I think about the past, I always feel like I am dreaming.
"Ye Yifeng, other women use Jindong for shopping, I use Bingxixi for shopping, other women use La Mer face cream, I use Dabao Baique Ling, I'm fed up!"
"I don't want to marry you in the countryside. The new house is an old-fashioned building, so I don't want to be ridiculed!"
The desperate roar of his ex-girlfriend before leaving him still echoes in his ears from time to time, and he cannot forget it.
He didn't blame his girlfriend, he only blamed himself for his incompetence.
Ye Yifeng is not greedy for money, but he also knows that it is absolutely impossible to have no money, so he wants to get rich.
After having money, he doesn't have to worry about money, so he can concentrate on doing what he wants to do.
He felt that he should first book a luxury car, then choose a villa, ask for the phone number of a sales lady, and then wait for tonight's Shuangseqiu lottery?
Ye Yifeng was having a sweet dream when Duan Chang Liu Daquan called: "Mr. Ye, where have you been? The students in your class and Mr. Miao had a quarrel, come back and deal with it!"
"Teacher Miao?" Ye Yifeng immediately thought of the chemistry teacher who exploded at the slightest disagreement, and couldn't help being speechless, "Liu Duan, shouldn't your leaders handle this kind of conflict between students and teachers?"
Liu Daquan was choked by Ye Yifeng, and he simply yelled: "Stop talking nonsense, come back quickly!"
"Okay, right now." Ye Yifeng immediately ran back to school, and before he got back to his class, he heard an explosive scolding sound from the classroom: "You guys are really stepping on dog shit!" I will meet you students! Why are you standing up? Why are you staring? You want to hit me? Come on, come on!"
"It's amazing to be a teacher! Can you just curse at people casually when you're a teacher?"
"Sue him! Let him go!"
"You're the fun, you're the shit!"
"Hit you? It's a good idea! Hit you for fear of dirtying our hands!"
When Ye Yifeng rushed to the class, he saw the chemistry teacher Miao, his face flushed, spit flying around his mouth.
Not to be outdone, the students scolded Teacher Miao. The scene was as spectacular as a shrew fighting a group of shrews.
Seeing Teacher Miao who was full of fighting power, Ye Yifeng was very helpless. He walked up to Teacher Miao and patted his shoulder: "Mr. Miao, don't be fussy like a child..."
"Go away, you idiot!" Teacher Miao patted Ye Yifeng's shoulders with his hands very unceremoniously, "Do you think the school thinks highly of you by letting you be the head teacher of this class? That means treating you like trash, you know? You big trash and this pile of small trash are piled up together, so that they won’t stink to others! It’s been eight lifetimes of bad luck for me to meet you trash, trash!”
Seeing Teacher Miao pointing his gun at Ye Yifeng, the students were happy: "Hey, there's something good to watch this time!"
Being scolded by Teacher Miao pointing his nose so impolitely, Ye Yifeng naturally wouldn't give him a good look, he snorted and sneered twice: "Three-legged toads are hard to find, is there any chemistry teacher with two legs? , since you are so awesome, okay, then go away, I don’t believe that without you, no one in our class would be able to take the chemistry class."
"You told me to get lost?" Teacher Miao stared at Ye Yifeng in disbelief, then laughed, "You really have confidence, if I don't take chemistry class in this class, which teacher in the school would be willing to take this trash class? "
Ye Yifeng said very calmly: "I don't need others, even if I study liberal arts, my chemistry level is higher than yours, so it's more than enough to teach them."
"What? This idiot teacher Ye Yifeng is not joking, is he?"
"Maybe he is deliberately provoking this teacher Le Se, let's just watch the excitement."
"You?" The students didn't believe that Ye Yifeng was really capable of teaching them, let alone Teacher Miao, "Haha, a fool is a fool, and he will speak stupid things. If your chemistry level is really higher than mine, I will put this Eat a box of chalk!"
"Someone said similar things to me before, and they all shut up now." When Ye Yifeng said this, Gao Zhiwang and Lin Xiaoya rolled their eyes at the same time: Teacher Ye, can you stop talking about this?
"Don't pretend to be in front of me!" Teacher Miao took out two papers from her bag, "This is the simulation paper for the college entrance examination that our teaching and research team leader gave me yesterday, and I just took two. You said that your level is higher than mine. , then let’s make this college entrance examination paper together and see who gets the highest score. If I lose, I’ll eat a box of chalk, and if you lose, you’ll eat, dare you?”
The students watched the excitement and asked one more question: "What if the scores are the same?"
Teacher Miao was full of confidence: "It depends on who finishes first. If the time is the same, I will lose..."
"No need, you will definitely lose." Ye Yifeng said with a look of disdain, "If I don't get a perfect score in the test, and I do slower than you, I will be considered a loser."
Despise, utterly despise.
Teacher Miao's lungs exploded with anger: "Okay, let's start!"
"Okay." Ye Yifeng and Teacher Miao each took a copy of the paper, and Teacher Miao stood at the podium table and started to do it.
Ye Yifeng closed his eyes, and said to the system: "System, what level of skill is high school chemistry, please exchange it for me, thank you."
(End of this chapter)
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