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Chapter 80 The Punishment Decision of the Immortal Mink (Third Update)

Under the dim light.

In the greasy little shop.

The proprietress, wearing a greasy apron, dazed and unsteady, went to the counter to find cash.

Meanwhile, the guest, the Immortal Official of the Clouds, was tearing apart a pair of disposable chopsticks. As he reached for the pork liver noodles, he complained.

"It's a pity that the proprietress is too ugly."

"Otherwise, we could also rob her of her virtue."

He picked up a piece of pig liver with his chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

Not far away, Diao Heihei and Diao Jianjian clearly saw that under the pig liver, there was a small silver fish, about the size of a fingernail, that looked somewhat familiar.

really……

As soon as the Immortal Official Biaoyun took a bite, his eyes rolled back, he shivered, and foamed at the mouth... He collapsed onto the table with a thud, knocking over the pig liver noodles, and was electrocuted and passed out.

The owner of the small restaurant came out of the kitchen, first waking up his drowsy wife, then walking over and prying the small silver fish out of the customer's mouth.

"Hmph, we little celestial officials on earth have our own ways of doing things."

He is also a Celestial Official of Thunder Pool!
Although his electric eel is very small, can store very little electricity, and can't even fly... as long as you use the right method, you can still take down other celestial officials!
Electric eels have their advantages when they're small. If you eat one and then it discharges an electric shock, who the hell can withstand that?
At this moment, he pulled a kitchen knife from his apron, grabbed the customer's hair with one hand, and skillfully slit the customer's throat with the other!
Blood gushed out, spraying all over the table and the floor. He threw the guest to the ground with a "plop".

Calling out to the kitchen staff along the Yinshan route.

"Old Li, come quick!"
"I consumed the spiritual energy released after this guy died!"

The proprietress turned pale upon seeing this, her eyes widened, and she froze on the spot.

The Thunder Pool Immortal Official quickly revealed his official hat and gave orders to the landlady to reinforce her mistaken belief.

"Remember, I am your husband!"

"I'm always right!"
"You don't need to worry about it, just be obedient every day!"

The proprietress's eyes flickered with a moment of dazedness.

How could she remember that her husband had died ten years ago?

Is this really her husband?

But since the celestial official had given the order, her perception was quickly distorted. After a moment of confusion, she nodded.

"good husband."

The Yinshan Immortal Official arrived with his corpse soldiers, beaming with delight.

The two mink on the next table, Heihei and Jianjian, stared wide-eyed and opened their mouths, unable to close them for a long time... This amount of information seems a bit too much... Are all the little immortal officials on the ground this wild?

That really scared the mink to death!

Why don't we leave now and hurry home to find the boss?
Just then, the restaurant owner took out his phone and glanced at it.

"Did you eat it?"
"Quickly, get ready!"
"It's about to begin!"

The Yinshan Immortal Official was also very excited as he used the bottle to collect the turbid tears expelled by the corpse soldiers from absorbing the spiritual energy. He immediately urged the corpse soldiers to turn back and head to the back kitchen of the shop.

Seeing this, the two minks immediately exchanged glances and decided to be brave again and go see what was going on!
Mink Blackie gripped the spirit-testing stick tightly!
Mink pointed her big tail!
The two minks, one in front of the other, tiptoed along, and under the cover of Yunyi, quietly followed the Yinshan Immortal Official and the restaurant owner towards the kitchen.

Passing through the kitchen, they saw the Yinshan Immortal Official leading a corpse into a narrow alley.

In the pouring rain, two celestial officials, wearing raincoats, walked and chatted.

"I saw on TV that the Yinshan Immortal Official always walked in front of the corpse soldiers. Why are you walking behind them?"

"Ha, they're all high-ranking officials who can control their corpse soldiers without even looking at them. We can't do that."

"You fucking talk to me like that? Can your electric eel fly?"

"The one who was killed by Biao Yun, a ninth-rank expert, his electric eel could fly!"

The restaurant owner also fell into deep thought.

He had seen the sheep-faced man before during the celestial official assessment.

Although that man wasn't a Grand Ninth Rank cultivator, he was already one of the strongest individuals in the Thunder Pool Path!

How come the news reports that someone like Biao Yun, a ninth-rank official, was killed so easily, like a chicken?
"Hey, who cares!"

"Is being a ninth-rank expert in the Cloud-Soaring Realm really that impressive?"
Is his income higher than ours?

The two chuckled and arrived at the end of the winding alley. They led the corpse soldiers up the slope, braving the heavy rain, and climbed onto the roof of the slaughterhouse workshop.

Behind them, Blackie and Sharpie glared even more angrily! These two were disrespecting their boss again!

You must report them to the boss and get them severely punished!
"The slaughterhouse slaughters pigs in three batches every day."

"Approximately one thousand heads per batch."

"The first batch today will arrive right now."

The two men herded the corpse soldiers, their footsteps lightly treading on the roof of the slaughterhouse workshop.

Amidst the roar of the heavy rain, the muffled grunts of pigs could be faintly heard coming from below.

The corpse soldiers were quickly arranged into three concentric circles.

The corpse soldier sitting in the center of the circle, face up, mouth wide open, ignoring the rainwater accumulating in its mouth, began to gather energy with the help of the corpse formation!
"call……"

A bellows-like noise came from its throat!

Meanwhile, the two minks watched from a distance. Sure enough, a wisp of spiritual energy rose from the workshop below, was sucked up by the corpse soldier, and hovered above the corpse soldier's mouth, spinning around!

The two minks suddenly understood!
It turns out that it's not just dead people who release spiritual energy!

Even when a pig dies, it releases spiritual energy!

Diao Heihei and Diao Jianjian exchanged glances... This information must be reported to the boss as soon as possible!
From the workshop below, the muffled grunts of pigs could be heard from time to time.

After each sound, a wisp of spiritual energy floated up, was drawn by the corpse soldier, and hovered above its mouth!
Even if a pig dies occasionally, it won't release any spiritual energy.

Occasionally, spiritual energy would fly up, but it wouldn't be attracted by the corpse soldiers. Instead, it would escape into the rainy night and flee to distant places.

The two sables noticed that there were other celestial officials walking around in the nearby streets and alleys.

Amidst the torrential rain, a chilly, eerie wind swept by.

It seems that quite a few celestial officials know about the source of spiritual energy in the slaughterhouse!

Gradually, the array of corpse soldiers was soaked by the rain.

The corpse soldier, lying face up, had rainwater gushing from the corners of its mouth.

And the spiritual energy above its mouth was accumulating more and more...

The Yinshan Immortal Official and the Leichi Immortal Official, both wearing raincoats, stood guard nearby, their expressions excited and their eyes shining!

"Is it almost over?"

"That should be the case. Let's prepare to have the corpse soldiers consume the spiritual energy to stabilize it."

Beside them...

The invisible mink, Blackie, finally raised its spirit-testing stick!

The invisible Diao Jianjian finally opened the Spirit Storage Pot!

The two minks are still angry with each other!

Reporting these two scoundrels to the boss is definitely the procedure we need to follow!

But before that, the Immortal Mink must first punish these two for disrespecting their boss!

Given that the Immortal Lord Diao is not skilled in violence...

They decided to use a fine as a solution!
Mink Blackie tiptoed to the side of the corpse array. Before the central corpse soldier could swallow the spiritual energy, Mink Blackie reached out with his spirit-testing stick, and with a flick and a hook, pulled the ball of spiritual energy over!
Diao Jianjian raised her short front paws, used the spout of the spirit storage pot to receive the ball of spiritual energy, and then gently screwed the lid back on.

Looking at the capacity dial on the kettle, this mass totals... seven percent liters?

That's not much!

The two minks seemed slightly disgusted.

Having completed all the procedures, and seeing the corpse soldiers in the formation tilting their heads back and swallowing air in one gulp, and the expectant and excited expressions of the two celestial officials beside them... the two weasels, one carrying a spirit-testing stick and the other carrying a spirit-storing pot, turned around and quietly left with their short legs.

After getting off the roof, I heard angry curses coming from the roof behind me.

"Are these tears? Why aren't they coming out?"

"Damn, where's the spiritual energy? Did you hoard it all?"

"Damn it, you dare talk nonsense again? Don't think I'm afraid of you!"

Then, sounds of fighting and killing came from the rooftop!
The two minks looked at each other, both a little scared!
It further accelerated its rapid escape from the battlefield!

I ran wildly towards home!
Is it really worth it for these two to want such a small amount of spiritual energy?
That's too narrow-minded!
(End of this chapter)