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Chapter 79 Diao is indeed a born censor!

Chapter 79 Diao is indeed a born censor! (Second update)

whoosh...

whoosh...

Two unseen gusts of wind chased the bus through the night and rain, getting further and further away until they reached the outskirts of the city.

The high-rise buildings and well-planned residential areas are gone, replaced by messy self-built houses and haphazardly parked concrete roads.

brush……

The bus stopped on the deserted roadside in front of a small restaurant.

Two minks stopped a short distance away and exchanged glances.

Carrying the spirit storage pot on her back, Diao Jianjian had already decided that she would run up and trip the disrespectful boss so badly that he would fall flat on his face!

Mink Blackie gripped the spirit-testing stick, already determined to reach out and shove the super-hard stick into that guy's mouth, crushing his teeth!

The two minks exchanged a glance, then grinned mischievously, revealing their small, sharp teeth.

But then the bus door opened, and a man with stiff legs stepped off, his shoulders hunched and his hands hanging limply, and walked into the small restaurant.

Is this the kind of guy who doesn't respect his boss?
Just as Diao Heihei was about to rush forward... he saw a second man with stiff legs get off the car, his shoulders hunched and his hands hanging down, and walk into the small restaurant.

"Hey?"

A third, a fourth, a fifth... men, women, the elderly, and children all got off the bus, but they all hunched their shoulders and hung their hands as they lined up to enter the small restaurant.

Diao Jianjian also frowned.

This... doesn't look like a living person?

Corpse soldiers?
Sure enough, the last person to get off the bus was a short, bald man wearing a dirty white coat. As he walked, he kept an eye on the zombie soldiers in front of him and herded them all into the small restaurant.

Celestial Official?

A celestial official passing through Yinshan?
The two minks exchanged a glance and quickly regained their composure.

The function and authority of the Mink Immortal Official is to control spiritual energy, and his duty is to fully assist the boss... He is not good at fighting.

Plans change.

Let's find out what this guy does first, then go back and report him to the boss.

"Ow!"

With a flick of its paw, Mink Blackie led Mink Tip-tip into the small restaurant.

……

In the study, Wu Yun finished all his tasks for the day. He glanced at the thick stack of paper, then reached out and grabbed a wisp of cloud. With a "crackling" sound, he transformed it into an ice shield!
Inside the ice shield, blood vessels are evenly distributed, some thick and some thin, with flowing water inside, as if blood were flowing through them.

In this way, the entire ice shield floated in mid-air, even giving the impression of coming to life.

"Hey, this is really good."

With a wave of his hand, the ice shield dissipated into mist and vanished without a trace.

Only the mink, Bai Bai, was left standing there, looking at the boss with eyes full of admiration!

"Ow?"

The owner of the mink farm is truly amazing!

"Hehe, okay, let's go to the living room and watch TV for a while before bed."

"Have Diao Heihei and Diao Jianjian returned yet?"

……

The small restaurant was dimly lit, and every detail, from the tables and chairs to the light bulbs and wires on the walls and even the ceiling, was covered in years of greasy, black residue.

The two minks stood on a slightly clean table, looking quite dejected.

I saw that the bald Yinshan Immortal Official from earlier had gone to the back kitchen to rest, and it seemed that he knew the owner of the restaurant.

Meanwhile, the restaurant owner was serving a new customer.

"What would you like?"
"Our family specializes in fresh pork offal."

"There's a slaughterhouse right next door, so we get the freshest pork offal every day."

"Let's take a look at the menu."

The new guest glanced around casually.

"Give me a bowl of pork liver noodle soup."

"And stir-fry some pork intestines. And some pork kidneys."

The two minks looked at each other, sniffing softly, trying to tell if this "fresh pork offal" was any good...

Just one sniff and the two of them were filled with anger!
It stinks!
The stench of pig manure and the stench of pig blood are so strong, it's almost like the place has been pickled!
It really is near a slaughterhouse!
The two minks approached each other, frowned, and decided to wait a little longer and gather more information.

They've discovered that something's wrong with this place.

In just over ten minutes...

...Another immortal official from Yinshan passed by the shop entrance.

...In the distance, a strange two-headed bird flew by.

...A cold wind blew, scattering the raindrops outside the door, as if ghostly messengers were passing by.

Why are so many celestial officials gathered near a filthy, smelly slaughterhouse?
The two minks keenly realized that they might have discovered a great secret!
They exchanged a glance, both looking very smug.

On my first outing, I discovered the secret... It seems that Diao truly deserves to be the boss's favorite employee; he was born with the talent to be an imperial censor!
……

The sound of a news broadcast came from the television in the living room.

"Dear viewers, a violent attack on a major scientific facility occurred today in Donghu City. The local non-natural resources bureau responded decisively, effectively safeguarding scientific research security and the safety of people's lives and property..."

The accompanying photo in the news article clearly shows a sheep-faced man sitting cross-legged on a thundercloud exploration spaceship.

On the sofa, the minks huddled around the boss, some holding cola, others potato chips, all squinting their eyes, sensing that something was amiss...

Wu Yun grinned, seemingly unconcerned.

"...Preliminary investigation reveals that the perpetrator, Zhang, is a fugitive wanted for a crime. He has long colluded with criminals in the Lanhai City fishing port to engage in illegal activities such as market manipulation and violent monopolistic practices, directly resulting in the deaths of three people. After the case was opened for investigation three years ago, he forcibly escaped and has been in hiding ever since. The case is currently under further investigation..."

The news footage switched to footage from before the sheep-faced man.

Wu Yun realized that this guy had never been a good person all along!
"It's strange, why did he ambush us?"

"Are you envious of our spiritual energy pool?"

The minks looked at each other.

"Waaaaah, woohoo woohoo?"

"Awoooooo?"

They unanimously agreed that attacking the boss and coveting the boss's spiritual energy pool were two grave sins!
Only dying once is too lenient for this criminal!
He should die again!
……

"...In this incident, the spacecraft's core equipment remained undamaged, and all scientific research data is safe and sound. We will resolutely and severely punish any act that endangers our strategic scientific and technological capabilities in accordance with the law!"

In the small restaurant, customers waiting for their food were also looking at the news on their phones.

He watched and chuckled.

"Hey, I heard that the one who killed this Thunder Pool Immortal Official was a Great Ninth Rank cultivator from the Soaring Cloud Path?"

The restaurant owner, who was serving the food, grinned, revealing a set of yellow teeth.

Who cares?

"Those are all celestial officials; they have nothing to do with us."

"Come on, try this bowl of pork liver noodles."

The guest put away his phone and sighed.

"yes.

"They are high-ranking celestial officials, and have nothing to do with us celestial officials on earth."

“The celestial officials on earth are not the same as those on earth.”

He wiped his head, and a celestial official's hat appeared on his head.

The hat has a copper flower button, which is engraved with a cloud pattern, and he is also a celestial official of the Cloud Soaring.

"Boss lady, you can leave this meal unpaid."

"Give me all the cash in the store."

"Forget that I was ever here."

The celestial official gave the order, and the landlady, in a daze and unsteady state, agreed.

"Yes."

(End of this chapter)

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