Peninsula: My cheat code is unscientific

Chapter 22 Substitute Literature
"Ugh!" Yoona was furious upon hearing this, her eyes involuntarily glancing at the sofa, but the cramping pain in her abdomen quickly extinguished most of her anger.
"But...the company...and there are still fans..."

"Please, you're not some nobody you were when you first debuted. You're at the peak of your popularity now. What's wrong with acting like a diva or taking a break? The company still needs you to make money, and your fans will only feel sorry for their idol!"

Jiang Che became more and more confident as he spoke, but he saw that Yoon-ah was about to walk towards the dining table.

He stepped forward decisively, bent down, put one hand under Yoona's knees, and put the other hand around her back, giving her a princess carry and lifting her off the ground in an instant!
"Hey! Jiang Che! What are you doing?! Put me down!" Yoona was startled by the sudden princess carry and instinctively wrapped her arms around his neck. Her doe-like eyes were filled with shock and panic.
I never expected this guy to be so direct. Sure enough, the pillow is no longer bullied by the dog!
Ignoring her protests, Jiang Che strode back to the bedroom, gently placed her back on the bed, and pulled the blanket over her tightly. The whole process was smooth and efficient, without the slightest delay.

Yoona was still a little dazed as she lay in bed, but she immediately became worried:
"But Girls' Generation already went from 9 to 8 members. If I act like a diva again, it'll definitely cause a huge uproar once it gets out."

Jiang Che ignored her, turned and left. When he returned, he had a cup of brown sugar water and some painkillers. He helped Yoon-ah sit up and leaned her against him, then fed her the water and medicine.

He then took out the heat pack that Yoona had used when she took care of him, tore open the packaging, and placed it on her lower abdomen through her pajamas, the action was exactly the same as copying and pasting.

Yoona was stunned by this series of actions. Feeling the warmth emanating from her abdomen, and looking at Kang Cheol's face so close, a face that belonged to her yet possessed a completely different aura...

Thinking about his actions and his fallacies, I felt my heart skip a beat, and for a moment I didn't know what to say.

Seeing Yoona like this, Jiang Che assumed she was still worried. He thought that if she continued to worry like this, she wouldn't be able to rest well. Besides, although the peninsula wasn't big, some people's thought processes were indeed a bit abnormal.

He then put Yoona down and looked into her eyes:
"You get some rest. I'm going to do a radio show with Caishen Tae-yeon—oops, I mean, I'll do it with her. I promise I won't embarrass you, okay?"

The tone was deliberate, but the look in his eyes conveyed that it was a done deal.

She stared at him blankly, as if she had been drawn into that deep sea of ​​stars, forgetting to refute, forgetting the itinerary, forgetting the pillow, and just subconsciously hummed softly.

When Jiang Che saw that Yoona had agreed, the smile on his lips gradually widened.

Yoona was still immersed in a strange flutter, but when she saw the strange smile on Jiang Che's face, she instantly felt like she had been deceived. What kind of good person would be so happy to hear that they were going to work!

"Oh! Jiang Che!" Her doe eyes widened in surprise.
"You...you need to control yourself?! And besides, I didn't agree to that! What I was doing just now was..."

Her mind raced, trying to find an excuse to cover up her earlier "um." Yes, she must have been confused because of a stomachache! Or maybe he was too close and lacked oxygen!
But when the words were on the tip of her tongue, looking at Jiang Che's still-present smile, and then at the remaining hand warmer wrapper in his hand...
And the way he clumsily but earnestly copied every step she took when caring for him just now... Yoona's little flame of regret was extinguished by an even softer emotion.

She thought of how Jiang Che had no family, no friends, and couldn't go out. When she went out to catch up on her schedule, he didn't even have anyone to talk to.

Thinking of this, my heart softened again:
"Alright... Be careful when you get there! You absolutely cannot give yourself away!"

She forced herself to sit up slightly and began to explain rapidly:
"Come downstairs in a bit. There's a black van downstairs with license plate number XXX. When you get there, your manager will be there. She'll take you to the radio station to find Taeyeon unnie. The radio station procedure is very simple."
It mainly involves interacting with Taeyeon unnie, reading fan comments, and answering fan questions. The script is in the second drawer of the coffee table in the living room, so go check it out!

"Taeyeon unnie has extensive hosting experience. She'll set the pace, so just follow her lead. If you don't understand something, just smile and nod! Act shy! Act well-behaved! Remember, you're 'Lim Yoona' now!"

"Fan comments are all over the place, just read the easy ones! Skip the tricky or inflammatory ones immediately! Pretend you didn't see them!" "Most importantly!" Yoona suddenly emphasized, her doe eyes fixed on Jiang Che:

"Speak less! Smile more! Especially—stop with your fancy stuff! Don't cause me any trouble! You hear me?!"

Jiang Che nodded his head like a chick pecking at rice:

"I heard you! Be good! Be shy! Talk less! Smile more! Absolutely don't cause trouble!" He looked like he had the word "good" welded to his face.

Looking at his overly "well-behaved" appearance, Yoona felt even more uneasy. She felt there were still many things she wanted to tell him, but she couldn't remember them at the moment:
"And that... oh right! The autograph! The autograph has to look like mine... and..."

While she was still trying to organize her thoughts, Jiang Che seized the opportunity, turned around decisively, and pulled open the door as quickly as if afraid she would change her mind.

"Take good care of yourself, human-shaped hand warmer," he waved to her with his back turned. "I'll be back, don't worry!"

With a soft "bang," the door shut out the bedroom light, and also silenced Yoona's unspoken mutter, "Who's the human hand warmer...?"

Outside the door, Jiang Che's obedient expression vanished instantly. He almost silently let out a "Ha!" and completely transformed into Crocodile Yoon's laugh. If he wasn't afraid of disturbing Yoon-ah inside, he would have liked to jump up and down on the spot, or put his hands on his hips and laugh out loud three times!
Finally! Finally! I can go out!

God knows how he's been getting through these days. Staying in this apartment every day, all he can do when he's bored is look at Bitcoin and think about his colorful life in his past life. It's worse than being in prison—at least in prison you can go outside for fresh air! He feels like he's going to grow mushrooms all over again!

He rushed into the dressing room, glanced around, and decisively grabbed a white shirt, jeans, and white sneakers from the corner.

After changing, he stood in the dressing mirror and looked at himself:
Yoona's face is so beautiful, it looks good even if you put a urea bag over it.

With his keys and phone in tow, he opened the apartment door and stepped out, still smiling as he stood at the elevator entrance.

Downstairs at the apartment building, the black van that Yoona had mentioned was already quietly parked on the side of the road.

Jiang Che composed himself, trying to control himself to become the obedient Yoona, and opened the back door of the car.

"Unnie! Sorry to keep you waiting!" His voice was clear and bright, filled with the excitement of going to work, as he climbed into the car.

The manager in the driver's seat was momentarily stunned by Yoona's radiant smile and excited voice, and took a closer look at her through the rearview mirror:

"Yoona, are you in a good mood today? But why aren't you wearing makeup!"

Jiang Che was a little confused: Yoona didn't tell me about this part, and I don't know how to do makeup!

Seeing that Yoona hadn't said anything and her hands were empty, the manager became even more puzzled:
Yoona is usually so dedicated to her work, what's wrong with her today? Not only is she not wearing makeup, but she's not even carrying a bag?
(End of this chapter)