LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 2 "Use 'Flame Fist'!"

Di Wu rushed out of the toilet and grabbed Mai Zijian with both hands.

The voice in my mind became clearer.

[During host component analysis, the system will bind to the system based on the host components!]

Oh? Such a good thing!?
Di Wu couldn't help but narrow his eyes. My composition?

If I had to name a character, it would be the Great Demon King! Like the invincible Tendou Souji, right?

[Host component: Comedy: 66.6%]

[The "King of Comedy" system is now unlocked! 30 days until the next component analysis!]

[To save the LPL, become the King of Comedy!]

Two voices echoed in his mind.
What the heck? King of Comedy, right?
What kind of system is this? Why does it sound so illogical? I've heard many character archetypes before, like: a peerless genius, the Thunder King, and what does "King of Comedy" mean in esports? I'm not an actor!

[Ding! Detecting the host's basic abilities.]

Name: Di Wu

Position: Mid Lane

[Ability: Reaction: B (0%)]

Hand speed: A (0%)

Consciousness: A+ (0%)

Development: B (0%)

Output: B (0%)

Lineup: B (0%)

Team fight: C (0%)

【英雄池：塞拉斯（3级）、加里奥（2级）、卡尔玛（2级）、泰坦（2级）、璐璐（2级）、丽桑卓（2级）、岩雀（1级）、瑞兹（1级）】（上限为7级）（4级赛场上娴熟，5级赛场上有机会carry，6级职业赛场可能吃ban位，7级赛场绝活）
[Comedy Points: 0]

[Evaluation: A complete slacker!]

Keep swearing? This is called a team!

Di Wu pouted in dissatisfaction with the system's evaluation. There are always people who treat the team as slackers. Faker also plays Galio, but can you say that Faker is also a slacker?
After this complaint, the system quickly changed the final evaluation.

[Review: Little B!]

Don't call me Little B! You bastard, I don't want to become a big idiot like Icon!

"I'm a scoundrel! I'm a scoundrel!"

Di Wu silently muttered to himself, his final assessment reverting to "a complete slacker!"

However, now that I've obtained the system, it's practically a cheat code! And it's not like there's no way to turn things around; at least I can re-analyze the components after a month.

Let me be the King of Comedy for a month then!

My hero pool... does it really deteriorate if I don't play competitively for too long? I haven't played competitively for more than half a year, and I've been showing signs of sinking in lately, playing CS:GO every day.

Indeed, I should go back to that arena!
"I'm going! I'm going!"

PDD and Mai Zijian exchanged a glance. Had this kid really gone mad after all? Because he'd taken too many crowd control abilities in Summoner's Rift.

It finally broke down, didn't it?

"Xiao Di! It's okay, it's okay!" PDD felt a pang of guilt looking at Di Wu's appearance. He was the one who brought Di Wu back from his home, originally intending to send the kid to LPL to play professionally, but the kid ended up with psychological problems from the training: "It's better if you don't play professionally, I'll help you with your live streaming!"

"Livestreaming for money? Do you think I'm that kind of person?" Di Wu changed his attitude: "My dream is to represent LPL in the World Championship and stand on the highest stage!"

"I want to win; that's my fundamental principle as a professional player."

"I want to be Faker's opponent! I want to do what none of my predecessors have ever done before!!!" Now that he has the system, Di Wu's tone of voice is completely different.

Mai Zijian blinked, unable to believe that the confident young man in front of him, ready to represent the LPL, was the same person who had just said, "LPL? Not even a dog would dare to challenge you!"

No, what were you eating in the bathroom just now? Why are you making such a fuss about how delicious it is?
"LPL? If you won't beat the dogs, I will! I'll beat the LPL!!" Di Wu patted his chest confidently.

Seeing this, Mai Zijian glanced at PDD, who also pursed his lips. He didn't understand how Di Wu had changed so much in just one meeting.

"Xiao Di? Actually, you don't need to force yourself. I don't need this little bit of money." PDD was already a little scared.

Back then, I confidently promised Di Wu's mother that I would lead Di Wu to great success and glory. Now look what's happened—a profession has actually driven my child to mental illness.

【Ding! 】

[Teacher Piao has no confidence in you, host. You must do something to let Teacher Piao know this time, in the most resolute way, to show your determination to go out and play professionally!]

Oh?
So it's a task-based system? Great! It seems there are rewards for everything I do. Well then, let's show Teacher Piao my determination!
Di Wu clenched his fists involuntarily!
[Task posted: Burn Mr. Piao's butt with a cigarette butt to show him your determination to become a professional gamer!]

???

Damn it! Are you kidding me? What does this have to do with expressing your determination to go pro?

Who is Teacher Piao? He is his mentor, his benefactor, and a beloved friend who stood by him when he was being criticized by the entire internet last year!
How could he be so outrageous as to burn the teacher's butt with a cigarette butt?
[Task Rewards: 100 Comedy Points, 1 Proficiency Point, 1 Random Peak PDD Hero Pool]

But then again, Teacher Piao has burned his mouth with cigarette butts, so burning his butt shouldn't be a problem, right?
Sorry, Mr. Piao, all of this is for LPL, all of this is for our region!
Di Wu instantly transformed into the black and white of a comic book, his expression complex yet resolute.
"Use 'Flame Fist' on Teacher Piao's butt!"

"Well!"

Teacher Piao suddenly felt a heat in his lower body, unlike the chill on his back that he had been experiencing for a long time.

But when he felt a heat in his lower body, Teacher Piao thought he had wet his pants.

"Ahem! Alright then, it's decided then. I'll bring the manager over tomorrow to discuss the contract!"

Mai Zijian had no choice but to nod reluctantly. Gnik was at least a player with competitive experience.

Actually, many industry insiders are still very optimistic about him; Crystal was just too humorous last year.

"Coach Mai, goodbye and best wishes!!!"

Di Wu closed the door and gave a cold look back at Teacher Piao.

"you"

"What's wrong? Xiao Di, don't scare me!"

Teacher Piao subconsciously took two steps back. Isn't this my home? Why is Di Wu looking at me like a pervert?
Before I could even take off my glasses and say "Let me see," why was he looking at me like that?
"It's okay, it's okay, Teacher Piao, you're about to start your livestream for today! I'm going to my room to pack my things. This time, I'm definitely going to go to the LPL!"

Di Wu nodded vigorously, as if he had made up his mind.

To become stronger, he must burn Teacher Piao's butt!
PDD was somewhat relieved to see this: "Hey, it's good that you can think positively! Last year was nothing, but being criticized by so many people means that people are paying attention to you. You can get your revenge this year."

Ok?
PDD inexplicably touched the back of his neck, but didn't feel cold. Why did his butt feel so warm? Did he poop in his pocket? No!
PDD touched his crotch again and sniffed it. No smell? Could it be that I've reached my destination?
Is it too late to hide my age?
He gave Di Wu a brief explanation, then sat down in front of his computer and started a live stream.

Di Wu then started searching the whole house for cigarettes. Since he didn't smoke, he could only go to Piao Laoshi's room to see if there were any. Piao Laoshi was live-streaming at the time, but after rummaging through everything, he found...
Di Wu realized something very serious!

Whether it's to avoid burning his mouth with cigarette butts or because he's actually trying to quit smoking, Mr. Piao has been using e-cigarettes lately, and there are no lit cigarettes left in his house.

"This is terrible! This is terrible! My career is in the biggest crisis ever!!!"

"Yang Fan, help him!!"

"Ah sneeze!!!"

Crystal Bro, who had just returned to his sister's house, sneezed.

"Oh dear, which girl is thinking of me again? Too bad, I've already retired. My legend will only live on in their memories forever!" Krystal grinned, revealing a bright smile: "Damn it, how about I team up with Di Wu for a 'food attack' duo? It'll generate a lot of buzz, let's think of a way to do some live streaming!"

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(End of this chapter)