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Chapter 1 LPL? Not even a dog would dare to fight them!
Devil!

Inside the spacious penthouse of Pipi Shrimp Beach View No. 1, a portly man sat down and sighed as he looked at the somewhat nervous man in front of him: "Are you sure?"

"I was recommended by Boss Pan, PDD. This time, LGD is sincere. If you have any good players..."

"As you know, your reputation in the industry is excellent in this regard!"

The man sitting in front of Teacher Piao is none other than Mai Zijian, who was just promoted to coach of the LGD team this year. This year, LGD picked up a great bargain, buying Peanut from LCK, who almost made Peanut retire from playing Kled's LaDance back then.

With the Spring Split already halfway through, let alone LGD competing for an MSI spot, they might not even make the playoffs if they continue playing like this. Peanut himself would want to quit after seeing their record.

However, it was too late for LGD to find players; all the good ones were already in teams, and it was all a matter of roster selection. LGD naturally thought of the player hailed as the originator of the LPL's "two-time champion, two-star" duo…

"YM!"

PDD frowned. Oh dear! None of these LPL teams are good people. They all want to cut a piece of his flesh. If these LPL teams could cut off his flesh, he would probably go from XXXL to XL by now, and change his name from Fat Brother to Little Brother, or XDD for short!

Since winning two LPL championships, with Ning and Tian both becoming FMVPs, PDD's expression turned cold as he recalled YM's seven failed attempts to enter the LPL.

You've plucked all the pig bristles out! You bastards!

He was just about to unleash a torrent of curses…

"Teacher Piao!!! Why was the water suddenly cut off?!"

"I haven't even finished washing my hair yet! Don't force me to run away from home and hang myself under a bridge, so you'll feel guilty for the rest of your life!"

???

Mai Zijian looked at the boy next to her, who was walking out of the bathroom with his shirt off and his hair still covered in foam, with a puzzled expression.

The two exchanged a glance, and Mai Zijian looked at PDD again, her eyes holding a hint of something intriguing.

Does this mean that PDD is the mature, older woman type?
PDD is now keeping a mistress, adding another man to his list? Could it be because after the "hat incident" involving the veteran IG legend De Yun Se, PDD became afraid of women and started showing interest in younger men?
So, someone like me must be a tsundere soft girl?!

Mai Zijian unconsciously took a step back and moved away from PDD.

"Hey? What's wrong with your eyes?" PDD looked at Mai Zijian's brows, which were almost forming a deep frown.

"No, Teacher Piao, the water's gone!" Di Wu breathed a sigh of relief. "What am I going to do if the water runs out halfway through washing my hair? I need Yu Yu!"

"Hey duck, I forgot to tell you the water's off today. Just make do with this and let it air dry!"

Faced with PDD's answer, Di Wu's lips twitched slightly: "...Blow...dry?"

"Or what do you want to do? Wash your hair upside down with Coke? There are big bottles of Coke in the fridge, I don't mind!"

"I choose to dry it! Mainly, we can't waste food!"

"You're a fucking genius, Private Di!" Teacher Piao gave him a thumbs up.

Di Wu sighed deeply; this was the only option left.

Mai Zijian glanced at the boy's departing figure, then at Teacher Piao.
"Ahem, as you can see, many of our YM players have already been selected. Don't you guys have your own youth training program? You come to me every day, but all I have left is that kid who was sent back!"

"Huh? Is he Gnik?"

Upon hearing Teacher Piao's introduction, Mai Zijian pointed to the departing Di Wu. His appearance was so different from his appearance on the field, and with foam still in his hair, Mai Zijian didn't recognize him at first.

Teacher Piao nodded while silently taking a puff of an e-cigarette.
Hmm? Why isn't there any smoke? Does your pipe need changing? I just changed mine.
"Damn it, I drew it backwards again!"

Thank goodness it's an e-cigarette!

In the bathroom of PDD's mansion, Di Wu turned on the hairdryer to blow away the foam stuck to his hair, and looked at his somewhat youthful face in the mirror.

That's right, he was reborn!
This year is 2020, which is five years ago for my previous self.

He only remembered that after watching the Vanguard match, TES was beaten like a spinning top by Hanwha. They couldn't win a single game, which made him feel a bit suffocated. He fainted at home the next day and was reborn in 19 in the body of Di Wu, who had the same name as him.

Back then, as a youth player for the YM team, I was full of ambition and vowed to save the LPL from its dire straits and prevent it from collapsing!
I went to LPL last year.

As a youth training club that produced an FMVP player like Ning, YM became known to everyone once the internet memes started circulating.

Many clubs chose to recruit players from YM, and Di Wu, a mid-laner, was acquired by OMG for the Summer Split last year. However, it's rare to see a professional player soar to such heights like JKL, let alone...
What kind of teammates does Yu Wenbo have? What kind of teammates do I have?!

Di Wu couldn't help but think of that small figure, who resembled Jaken, the evil pufferfish from Inuyasha.

That's right, his teammate last year was none other than the famous K-God, Krystal! The same K-God who created the famous dish of "one fish, four ways"!

Krystal retired last year after the match, and of course, she almost took herself with her, physically.

Krystal's character in the game is like a homosexual; whenever he gets hit by a powerful attack, he has to stay close to you.

I've emphasized to Crystal many times that the two centers shouldn't stand together! The two centers shouldn't stand together!
I was actually quite happy, since I used to really enjoy the entertainment value of K's live streams in my past life, and now that Fishman can't play, Krystal at least can't treat me to a shark meal.

But everything was different from what Di Wu had expected. He had indeed underestimated Master's strength. Even without the fishman's fish, he still had other powerful moves.

This guy has to stick close to himself whenever he gets hit by Titan's ultimate or Vi's ultimate, and he even has to take a hit from Tristana's explosion sparks.

The two were even called "good brothers who have eaten together", except for the "ji" in "ji fei" (meaning "to be hit")!
Good brothers! We'll get through thick and thin together!
He was so dedicated to the game that he almost retired himself. After finishing OMG last year, he returned to Piao Laoshi's team, becoming the only player in YM to have been "returned".

After a year of battling alongside K, he experienced all the hardships of being a professional player. The highlight reel of the two of them taking down each other's ultimate moves could be edited into a five-minute clip.

In addition to being sent back, I have lost confidence in playing professionally. I was just a mid-laner who was good at roaming and didn't have much carry potential.

This time, being rejected by OMG shattered his spirit, and now he doubts whether he has the ability to fight on the professional stage again.

As Bill Parker once famously said, "With less power comes less responsibility!"

Moreover, LCK is poised for a resurgence starting this year, with EDG being the only team to win the championship in 21 after spending a fortune.

Then the Great Demon King revived and returned, and another era was about to fall.

Why bother joining in the fun? You should take advantage of PDD's current livestreaming schedule, create some buzz with him, become a streamer and exclaim "Oh my god!" every day, maybe do a giveaway or something, and you could make a fortune.

At the very least, they'll reach the heights of a pony, and never have to worry about food or drink for the rest of their lives.

"Xiao Di!"

Teacher Piao and Mai Zijian walked to the bathroom door: "Have you considered going to LGD? They need a mid laner for rotation! Peanut is one of them, you know?"

Peanuts!?

Upon hearing this name, Di Wu's eyes lit up. He knew that Peanut was a prodigy who had fiercely battled against SKT with the Tigers back in the day.

However, Di Wu shook his head. Even Peanut couldn't carry LGD now, so there wouldn't be much use for him. He would only get criticized if he went. Given the current public opinion environment, it's better for him to be a streamer.

Mai Zijian stood to the side looking somewhat anxious. The LGD boss had given the manager a strict order: no matter what, bring in a substitute to try out the rotation.

If we keep losing like this, we won't even make it to the playoffs, let alone MSI.

He's under a lot of pressure too! Even if he and K-God had to eat the Gnik that knocked him away last year, he wouldn't care anymore; he'd just bring it back and report. And...
Cheap! Gnik's value is very low now; Teacher Piao just said he could take him away for a pittance.

"forget it!"

“LPL? They wouldn’t even fight a dog!” Di Wu shook his head indifferently.

Upon hearing this, Mai Zijian felt somewhat helpless and could only shake his head with PDD, deciding to return to the base the next day, just as Piao Laoshi was seeing off his guests at the door.

"Ding!"

The system is currently activating.

The mechanical voice that suddenly rang in Di Wu's mind made him look up abruptly.
Hmm? Could this be... the legendary cheat code?!

But then again!

"Wait a minute!! Coach Mai!!"

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(End of this chapter)