He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 27 The Nemesis of Old Men
Standing at the intersection of Binjiang Third Road and Changhong Road, Li Ji figured out his location.

It's about two kilometers away from Tianyue Community where my parents live.

"I suggest we split up and each go to join in the fun we want to join in."

"No, meow. I'm worried, meow."

"If you're worried about Shark Baby, you can take him with you."

"I'm worried about you, meow."

Looking at Dai Lulu's resolute eyes, Li Ji even felt a little like laughing.

"What right do you have to distrust me when you're someone who licks your own thigh in the middle of the night?"

"It's a bit of a risk for me to hand over Shark Baby to you."

Dailulu was so angry that her teeth itched, and she grimaced and hissed.

"Joining in the fun isn't as simple as it seems, meow!"

"Then I'll test you. If you can answer the questions, I'll let you act alone, meow."

Li Ji didn't want to waste time on such meaningless things.

The fate of his own body is unknown, and the situation of his parents is unclear.

He had no interest in playing house with Delulu at all.

By instigating arguments about existing problems within the team, one can gain an opportunity to act alone and then go to their parents.

If the actions taken fulfill the items on the to-do list, it can be explained away.

Anyway, aliens have a strange thought process, so they should be able to fool the teacher.

"I just want to act alone. I have legs, what can you do to stop me?"

Dailu crossed her arms over her chest, smiling silently.

Li Ji had only taken two steps when he felt himself bound by a powerful force, his hind legs as if locked by iron chains, unable to move an inch.

He looked down and saw that Shark was hugging his leg.

"Li Ji, don't go."

“Shark, it’s normal for the team to have disagreements. If you can’t bear to leave me, then come with me.”

"Okay. I'll go with you."

Li Ji looked at Sha Bao with emotion. The other party was willing to go with him despite Dai Lulu's tyranny. He was truly a good brother.

"But the class monitor has to come too."

“I’m arguing with the class monitor, and I don’t want to be with her.”

"But she planted an embedded bomb in you while you were asleep. If you leave within 20 meters of her, you will both be blown to bits."

Li Ji's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"You didn't ask me?" Shark Baby replied innocently.

"Then why are you saying it now?"

"Because I also have a bomb on me, if you leave, all three of us will be blown up."

Li Ji glared at Dai Lulu through gritted teeth, while Dai Lulu revealed a wicked smile.

"Delulu, are you even human? How could you plant a bomb while we were sleeping?"

"Only you are asleep, Shark Baby is awake."

Li Ji looked at Sha Bao in disbelief, and the other nodded with an innocent smile.

"Delulu, are you crazy? It's just a group project, is it really that serious? Besides, what kind of good person would plant a bomb in themselves?"

Dailu patted her chest and said, "Group projects are like a small battle in a war, but they can affect the whole situation. We have to treat them with the utmost seriousness."

"As for why I'm planting a bomb in myself, it's all for the sake of fairness. I can't be strict with others but lenient with myself, can I?"

"I used a common Earth saying, I'm so awesome, meow."

After saying that, Delulu strode off in the opposite direction with her head held high.

Li Ji quickly jogged to catch up.

To find their parents, they had to find another way.

"Now we're going to join the fun, meow."

"Quickly strike the standard pose for joining in the fun, meow."

Li Ji was stunned.

As a native of this planet, I've never heard of such a thing as having a standard way of joining in the fun.

A bunch of bored aliens, have nothing better to do than study?

Should one even try to come up with a formula just to join in the fun? Following the principle that "it's better to stomp on the answer sheet than to hand in a blank paper," Li Ji decided to give it a shot.

Relying on Delulu's incredible ability to fill in the gaps in her imagination, she might just be able to guess correctly.

He stood on tiptoe, raised his chin, and peered around cautiously.

They looked exactly like onlookers.

Dailu shook her finger and gave a disdainful smile.

"You really didn't learn by yourself from the textbook, meow. Let me demonstrate for you, meow."

"Stretch your neck to 1.1 times its normal length, tilt your head forward, and cross your hands on your lower back, meow."

Shark and Dailu were perfectly synchronized, moving as neatly as if they were doing calisthenics.

"Who's joining in the fun like this?!"

"They're all like that, meow."

Dailulu pointed to the chess stall at the entrance of the supermarket not far away, where a group of old men were gathered, all doing the same thing.

"Looks like you don't know enough about joining in the fun, meow."

"Even without bombs, you can't join in the fun on your own, meow."

"In order for us to surpass Nini by a large margin, as the team leader, I have rejected your request to drag us down, meow."

"You have to come with us and join the fun, meow."

"Quickly get into the correct pose, we need to join in this beginner's fun, meow."

Li Ji reluctantly struck the pose typical of an old man watching a spectacle.

"No, meow! Your neck is only stretched to 1.1 times its normal length. Your range of motion isn't big enough, meow."

Are your eyes rulers?

"My eyes have a rangefinding function, meow. Not just your neck, I can judge the length of all your body parts, meow!"

Dailulu scanned Li Ji's body, and Li Ji felt a sense of being violated.

Li Ji had to stretch his neck even further.

"Remember, meow, you must change your actions according to the reactions of the people around you, meow. This is the most difficult part and the one that tests your adaptability the most, meow."

Dailu walked heavily toward the chess stall surrounded by old men, as if heading to her own battlefield.

Li Ji sighed and followed along with Sha Bao.

The old men were engrossed in their game, chatting and joking around, their faces flushed with excitement. The small chess stall was more lively than a zoo.

Delulu closely observed the behavior of those around her, trying her best to analyze the lively scene.

Judging from the appearance, it is a game of strategy, with two players competing against each other.

However, the behavior of those who join in the fun varies greatly.

There's the type that shouts and yells.

"Listen to me, Sergeant!"

"Gallop! In three steps, he'll be dead!"

"Advance the pawn, Old Wang!"

Pointing and gesturing.

They've practically torn the paper chessboard to shreds.

There's also the substitute player type.

The old man wearing a red helmet held the chess player's hand tightly, preventing him from making a move.

He picked up a chess piece and slammed it down hard, shouting excitedly in slurred speech.

Delulu felt she had underestimated the excitement.

The behaviors of those who watch the spectacle are so diverse that she was momentarily at a loss as to how to act.

She silently elevated this lively atmosphere to an intermediate level in her mind.

Li Ji had no interest in the game; his mind was preoccupied with how to get his team to join in the fun near his home.

Suddenly, he heard Delulu let out a thunderous scream.

"Sergeant, meow!"

The noisy chessboard instantly fell silent.

All eyes were focused on the slender hand holding the chess piece.

Li Ji sensed a strong fighting spirit emanating from the old man; a great battle was about to erupt.

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