He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 26 Wife, believe me, her chest really does glow (Please read on Tuesday)
"What happened?"

Li Ji pretended to be nonchalant, his eyes still scanning the menu, but in reality, he was filled with anxiety.

"I don't know the specifics, and I was too embarrassed to ask. I'm just an employee; I can't pry into the boss's wife's family affairs."

Dailulu silently kept this in mind.

Earthlings' first social rule: Employees should not meddle in their employers' family affairs.

The unease in Li Ji's heart was growing.

He was certain that something must have happened to Earth Liki.

Death, coma, disappearance, drastic personality change...

It's unclear which one it is, but neither of them is acceptable to the parents.

I need to go home and check on things as soon as possible.

"I'll have a bowl of shrimp and eel noodles. What would you like to eat?"

Li Ji turned his head and casually asked his companion.

Although he was eager to return home, he couldn't find a good excuse.

It's easy to shake off Dailulu and Shark Baby.

Deceiving the teacher on the other end of the surveillance camera is not an easy task.

Acting rashly will only expose your identity, and then you'll really be doomed.

After ordering, the three of them found a table and sat down.

Li Ji kept tapping the table with his fingers, making a "tap tap tap" sound, while his mind was constantly calculating the plan for later.

Shark Baby kicked its dangling legs and played with the chopsticks in its hand.

Delulu looked around with curiosity.

Her eyes met those of a young man not far away, who was staring at her intently with a spoon in his hand.

This made Delulu feel a little uncomfortable, and she hurriedly lowered her head.

Why does he see me that way?

Is there anything about me that makes me seem out of place?
"Is it pretty?" the girlfriend sitting opposite the man asked unhappily.

"Not as good-looking as you." The man laughed nervously and continued eating his noodles.

"Didi".

A red light flashed on Dai Lulu's chest, instantly pulling Li Ji back to reality.

"What the hell?! What's going on with you?"

Dailulu slightly pulled open her strapless top and peeked inside.

"It's probably a mimicry device, meow. Don't worry, the old equipment at school always works like this, meow."

"You're not going to suddenly reveal your true form, are you?"

"Impossible, meow. The school's equipment is a bit old, but it has never completely malfunctioned before, meow."

A heated argument nearby interrupted their conversation.

"Still looking, huh! If you like big ones, don't come to me!"

A heavy punch landed on the young man from before.

The man argued, feeling wronged: "She really does glow, you have to believe me."

Fists rained down on her, accompanied by the woman's angry shouts.

"Glow! Glow! Glow!"

Is your XP Ultraman?

"Do you want me to dress you in an Ultraman costume?"

The man said blankly, "That works too."

Fists rained down on her, accompanied by the woman's angry shouts.

"That's okay! That's okay! That's okay!"

Li Ji watched as the man was beaten by his girlfriend all the way to the door.

Suddenly, he was punched in the arm by Delulu.

"What are you doing?" Li Ji looked at the other person with disbelief.

Delulu answered seriously, "I'm imitating how Earthlings couples interact, meow. Earthlings are so strange, they even communicate by hitting each other, meow. This is something worth writing a paper on, meow."

"not worth it!"

Soon, all three bowls of noodles were ready.

Looking at his favorite shrimp and eel noodles, Li Ji had no appetite for them. He stuffed them into his mouth without eating, his mind already far away.

The noodle shop gradually attracted more and more customers, and the spacious storefront was filled with people.

Before anyone knew it, everyone's attention gradually turned to Li Ji and his group's table.

Dailulu's striking appearance, coupled with her vibrant red Hanfu, was particularly eye-catching. However, this alone wasn't enough to draw everyone's attention; the key factor was Shark Baby's overly anthropomorphic behavior.

Shark doesn't use utensils; it tilts its head back, opens its mouth wide, and pours the contents of the bowl into its mouth.

Smash it, smash it! Noodle and bean sprout fragments fly everywhere.

All the diners were stunned. They had seen ill-mannered children before, but they had never seen anyone so ill-mannered.

Many people chuckled to themselves while taking out their phones to record the scene.

Dailulu seemed to be suffering from post-washing side effects; she was dizzy and completely oblivious to Shark Baby's condition.

She lowered her head, picking at the ingredients in her bowl with her chopsticks, looking just like a meticulous female scholar doing research.

She picked up a piece of pig liver, then put it down again.

Based on the texture above, she determined that it was a liver.

So what is a pig?

She picked up another bean sprout. Could this be a pig?

She looked at the noodles again; this was the largest portion, and it should correspond to the first character in the dish's name—"pig."

What about “拌” and “川”?
She picked up another bean sprout. Could this be Sichuan?

Li Ji quickly finished his noodles, his heart filled with anxiety as he wanted nothing more than to leave as soon as possible.

He looked up and realized that everyone around him was looking at him.
Some people even took photos with their phones.

"Crack!"

A bright light flashed.

Which bastard turned on the flash?!
Li Ji glanced at the beast-like Shark Baby, and his heart nearly jumped out of his chest.

Before Shark could bite the bowl to pieces, Li Ji quickly pressed it down.

"How have I always taught you? You should use chopsticks to eat."

"Good dad."

Shark wasn't annoyed and obediently took out its chopsticks.

It's just held in reverse, like a dagger.

Lee Ki just wanted to finish the "dining" part as soon as possible.

Seeing that Shark couldn't even pick up a single noodle in a minute, Lee Ki broke down.

He said helplessly, "I'll feed you then."

Shark Baby's eyes sparkled: "Dad, you're so good to me! You're such a good brother to me!"

His witty remarks elicited bursts of laughter.

Fortunately, the people around them just took it as a joke, and no one noticed anything unusual about them.

Soon, no one paid them any more attention.

After finishing their meal, the three of them got up and left.

"Breakfast is ready, meow!"

Li Ji suggested, "Next, we should go join in the fun."

"Yes, meow."

The concept of "joining in the fun" is very broad, making it convenient for one to find family members.

Li Ji's mind is now filled with extreme speculations about Earth Li Ji, and the longer he delays, the more chaotic his mind becomes.

The three of them walked out of the noodle shop and brushed past a man wearing a blue apron. He was carrying a bag of dog food, and the apron had the pet shop's logo printed on it.

The pet shop clerk walked into the noodle shop and greeted Xiaolin with a smile: "This is for Sister Chen's precious son."

Xiaolin took the dog food and looked at the words "Build Muscles and Strengthen Bones" printed on it, along with a big black dog in the middle.

She asked in surprise, "The proprietress's son eats this?"

"if not?"

Seeing Xiaolin's surprised look, the pet shop clerk laughed: "You've misunderstood. It's not for her son, who's in his twenties. It's for her new puppy, Laifu."

"She adores this dog, calling it her son all the time. I think she loves it even more than her own son."

"So when the landlady said her son had an accident, she was also referring to the dog?"

“That’s right. Laifu has had diarrhea these past two days, and Sister Chen is so worried about him. That’s why I brought her a bag of new dog food. Eating this will help him build muscle and bones, and I guarantee Laifu will be even stronger than her eldest son.”

Xiaolin frowned, awkwardly picking at the dog food bag.

"Tai She is dead. I was just telling that customer that the proprietress's son had an accident."

"If the landlady knew I was talking nonsense outside, she would definitely scold me."

"If he actually went to ask the landlady, how awkward would that be?"

(End of this chapter)