He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 13 All Aliens Have Pica
Dim lights.

The rough concrete wall was stained with various unidentified liquids, turning it into a palette of colors.

The steel-cast sofa, connected to the oval-shaped tabletop, was haphazardly placed haphazardly.

The air was filled with a strong burnt smell.

On the screen in the corner, a thrilling space rally race was playing.

The racer collided with an asteroid, sending up a cloud of dust and cheers from the diners.

Behind the bar, the cashier is a giant orange, without arms or legs, with only a crowded little face in the center of the orange.

"Welcome to Night Sky Foodie on Asteroid 3, a favorite among poor students."

"What could be more comforting than a junk food meal after a busy day of studying?"

"What would you like to eat? You two are broke."

The other person smiled and said the most hurtful things in the gentlest tone, leaving Li Ji unsure whether to be angry or not.

He thought about his three-figure savings and seven-figure liabilities, and realized that what the other person said made sense.

I've already started to adapt to the lives of those alien bastards.

Shark Baby opened its mouth, stuck out its red tongue, and innocently looked up at the colorful menu, lost in thought.

Li Ji looked around curiously.

Various unidentifiable diners sat in their seats in unidentifiable postures, using unidentifiable mouthparts to eat unidentifiable food.

The world is so wonderful.

Behind the cashier at Orange Restaurant is a glass window, through which the kitchen can be clearly seen.

The kitchen is full of refrigerators of all sizes.

A naked pink elephant was rummaging through drawers and cabinets inside.

This creature has a pair of moth wings the size of a palm, and when it flaps them gently, strange dust falls down.

What's even stranger is that there were no cooking utensils in the kitchen, so it's unclear how the pink elephant cooked.

"Li Ji, what would you like to eat? It's on me, order whatever you like."

Faced with Shark's generosity, Li Ji was somewhat at a loss.

He stared blankly at the unfamiliar dish names on the menu.

"Night Sky Gourmet" is a poor man's restaurant, which only means that it is the lowest-end restaurant, not that all poor people can afford it.

In fact, there are different levels of poor people.

Li Ji has no parents and was raised by others. All his expenses from childhood to adulthood came from the government of Barbaradu Star, and he needs to repay these expenses after graduating from university.

The original owner's second dream was to become a dark matter engineer.

His biggest dream is for his home planet to explode.

Li Ji, a man so poor he was practically destitute, usually subsisted on nutritional pastes; for him to come to a snack shop like this was a luxury.

"I'll just do the same thing as you."

Shark leaped high, using its short forelimbs to support itself on the bar, and cheerfully ordered its food.

"Then I'll have two Starch Strips with Tomato Sauce and two cups of Painful Grand Slam."

He glanced at the kitchen again.

Is Rainbow Falls still there?

I need to ask.

The orange rolled backward and crashed into the glass wall, the loud noise attracting the attention of the pink elephant.

"Pipi, is Rainbow Waterfall still there?"

Pipi nodded, swinging its long nose.

"Two servings, please."

Li Ji stared intently at the kitchen, curious about how aliens cooked.

Pipi took two bags of unidentified objects out of the refrigerator and threw them into a square machine.

In less than five seconds, the machine spat out two plates of fries with ketchup.

"Starch strips are French fries? Eggplant sauce is ketchup? No problem."

Li Ji remembered that this thing was called a delicious food processor. The civilization of the Interstellar Alliance had already abandoned the traditional cooking mode and used this kind of food processor to complete the cooking.

Pipi took out two metal cups and poured a bright red drink from the tap on the wall.

Lee Ki asked in a low voice, "What is the Painful Grand Slam?"

Shark Baby stared excitedly at the kitchen.

"It's an amazing drink that will make you feel pain after drinking it!"

Lee Ki had a bad feeling.

Finally, there's Rainbow Falls.

Pipi took out two salad bowls, each the size of a washbasin. Her long, pink nose hovered above the bowls.

Just as Li Ji was wondering what Pipi was doing.

Pipi suddenly blew his nose, and rainbow-colored ice cream gushed out of his nostrils, filling both salad bowls to the brim.

Finally, Pipi didn't forget to use the rim of the bowl to wipe away the last bit of rainbow waterfall from his nose.

If Li Ji hadn't been so discerning, he would have thrown up the Lanzhou noodles he had just eaten.

"Is Rainbow Waterfall just Pippi's snot?"

Shark Baby propped itself up and down on the bar with its forelimbs, its eyes shining as it looked at the two bowls of rainbow waterfalls, drool dripping down its big tongue.

"That's right. The nasal excrement of the Pink Elephant People is the most delicious food in the entire galaxy. Believe me, once you've tasted it, you'll never forget it for the rest of your life."

Li Ji's eight tentacles and three eyeballs were shaking in refusal.

"I can't afford such a delicacy, you should eat it."

"Mom said that good food should be shared, so don't refuse."

Li Ji continued to refuse: "No, no, I'm not used to it, so please leave the long and thin strips for me."

"Don't be shy, we'll just order another serving of the thin strips."

Orange, however, smiled and said from behind the bar, "Sold out. If you want to buy another serving, you'll only be able to eat the bloody, peeled nasal mucus."

Li Ji breathed a sigh of relief; the aliens' food was truly bizarre!

The two found an empty table and sat down.

Li Ji felt thirsty. The Barbaradu aliens frequently secrete mucus, so their need for water far exceeds that of ordinary species.

The tentacles curled up the cold iron cup, and the pointed mouth slid into the drink through the rim, taking a big gulp.

The cold beverage flowed down the long spout.

A hot, spicy sensation runs through the entire digestive system.

It's like eating a handful of chili peppers, then drinking a mouthful of 100-degree hot water, and finally having your tongue stabbed with a needle.

Painful Grand Slam is pepper spray!
Li Ji sprayed it out directly, and a red column of water leaped high into the air.

"Wow, a fountain!" Shark Baby exclaimed excitedly.

"Spicy spicy spicy spicy spicy spicy spicy spicy!"

Capsaicin mixes with bodily fluids in the digestive system, causing fire to erupt directly from the mouth.

"Wow, it breathes fire."

Li Ji rushed to the bar and drained all the water from the fish tank to relieve the pressure.

He slumped onto the cold steel sofa, spitting out a small fish, staring at the alien food on the table with utter despair.

If it weren't for the fact that Barbaradu aliens don't shed tears, I would have cried from the spiciness.

"Li Ji, try this, it should be fine."

Shark stood on the table, holding fries smeared with ketchup in his hand.

"I think I'd better not eat it."

Without saying a word, Shark Baby was shoved directly into his mouth.

The caramelized aroma of potatoes combined with the sweetness of tomato sauce bursts in your mouth.

It feels like finally seeing a familiar old friend.

He kept stuffing fries into his mouth, and at that moment he understood the taste of homesickness.

Across from them, Shark Baby happily hugged Rainbow Waterfall, its mouth covered in food.

"Wait a minute, the long, thin strip is coming. We'll have a meeting like a class monitor."

"Li Ji, you're so amazing. When we go to Earth, we'll definitely get high scores."

Li Ji didn't say anything, and buried his head in eating French fries.

He had no confidence in his two living fathers.

Li Ji said quietly, "He's here."

Shark quickly turned to look at the doorway.

"Didn't you see him? How did you know he was here?"

"Didn't you hear that? That mental pollution in your mind."

A familiar voice kept echoing in Li Ji's mind.

Goodbye, Milver University.

Farewell, Night Sky Gourmet.

Farewell, Rainbow Falls!

(End of this chapter)